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It was SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO satisfying. She was impaled in the head with a metal spear. We even got a close up of her brains spilling on to the rod. Everybody applauded....if only it happened in real life.

That's the only reason I want to see that film.

Originally posted by Draco69
It was SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO satisfying. She was impaled in the head with a metal spear. We even got a close up of her brains spilling on to the rod. Everybody applauded....if only it happened in real life.


ahh Draco ... tee hee

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
That's the only reason I want to see that film.

same here...well that and elisha cuthbert, she doesnt look that hot in that movie

She was killed in "Nine Lives" also, about 7 minutes into the film.

Guess who was given the oppertunity to chuck the spear...

why is everbody hating paris, i means she's-- yeah, okay... die, paris, die!!!

YEA! PARIS! DEAD!

i LOVED it!!! it made the movie 100000X better

paris looked good when she did the tease/strip scene. when i saw her get impaled by a spear i laughed.

OMG shes so horrible

now her sister needs to die!

It was the highlight of the film

i'd bang paris but the problem is she may be to loose.

Originally posted by Draco69
It was SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO satisfying. She was impaled in the head with a metal spear. We even got a close up of her brains spilling on to the rod. Everybody applauded....if only it happened in real life.

If only but I do not think it will.JM

at first i thought you meant it for real cry

No she was just hoping like the rest of us clovie.JM

DIE PARIS! DIIIIIIIE!

Are you guys ok?.....you know she'S just some random person...if she annoys you...just stop watching MTV (you shoulkd do that anyway)

It's impossible... she must die anyway.

Originally posted by TheAnimal
i'd bang paris but the problem is she may be to loose.





LMAO hysterical

Originally posted by Draco69
It was SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO satisfying. She was impaled in the head with a metal spear. We even got a close up of her brains spilling on to the rod. Everybody applauded....if only it happened in real life.

thank u for spoiling the movie.

Thanks for spoiling the film for me with the title.

You shouldn't have read it then. It's your fault

How can anyone not read it? Is in the title.

You could have closed your eyes.

DAMNIT!!! i read the title of the thread and almost jumped for joy at the words
"Paris Hilton Dying...". then i read the rest of it, saw it is fiction...now i'm sad

I don't really like Paris Hilton, so yee-haw.

I thought everyone knew she died in the film. I mean its pretty much how they are promoting the film.

Originally posted by Mandos
You could have closed your eyes.

Hahahahahahahahahahaha......*cough Cough* AHHHHahahahahahahahaha

Originally posted by Mandos
You could have closed your eyes.

Umm....no.

when paris got impaled thats when i realised sloppy seconds is the worst thing to hit.

Originally posted by WindDancer
Umm....no.
I'm sorry if u cant close your eyes.

that movie sucked ass

Originally posted by Bardock42
Are you guys ok?.....you know she'S just some random person...if she annoys you...just stop watching MTV (you shoulkd do that anyway)

I never watch MTV, she is just on everything. She should die. Hopefully the movie was foreshadowing real life. Anyway, anybody who wants to see Paris die should watch this spoof of her dying: Watch Paris Die!

How could you not know she dies, they have freakin shirts for it, seriously, not to mention she has a very minor role, I'm talking 15 minutes of on screen time, obviously she's gonna die, it's a horror movie

It isn't the first time her head's been impaled.

Originally posted by BackFire
It isn't the first time her head's been impaled.

...what!?

Think about it...


wink wink

Originally posted by TrAnCeDuO
...what!?

Her head was impaled by a dick in her other movie.