Madam Uneeks...
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Uneeklyconfused
....Back House
For
Nuts S*uts S*ags Freaks Creeps Welcome !!!
Rules....
Must post under Drag Queen/Show girl name
this name must comprise of either
1)the name of your first pet, and you mothers maiden name
2)the road you live on and your mothers maiden name
3)the name of your favourite colour and the name of the road/street you live on
4)something original....and funny !! please!!!
(Carmel Ova Meh, is already taken!!! )
Keep it as clean as you can!!!
first post must include
Stage name
age
where your from
eye colour
fav colour
how this thread will benifit from your posts
eg ... Rocky Silver
19
England
Hazel eyes
Green
i will bring to this thread humour.....fun ..
etc...
Have fun
Next.....
Clovie
ermmm....
Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
why the
???
Ken Kenobi
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
why the
???
Because this is one f'ed up thread.
cindy8219
Nothing I try is funny.
Uneeklyconfused
thats what bordom does to you ..
please play along....
Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by cindy8219
Nothing I try is funny.
it doesnt matter
anything!!!
Da Moose
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
....Back House
For
Nuts S*uts S*ags Freaks Creeps Welcome !!!
Rules....
Must post under Drag Queen/Show girl name
this name must comprise of either
1)the name of your first pet, and you mothers maiden name
2)the road you live on and your mothers maiden name
3)the name of your favourite colour and the name of the road/street you live on
4)something original....and funny !! please!!!
(Carmel Ova Meh, is already taken!!! )
Keep it as clean as you can!!!
first post must include
Stage name
age
where your from
eye colour
fav colour
how this thread will benifit from your posts
eg ... Rocky Silver
19
England
Hazel eyes
Green
i will bring to this thread humour.....fun ..
etc...
Have fun
Next.....
Ok!!!!
eeksurrender
Uneeklyconfused
what wrong with you people !!?!
do it already !!
Da Moose
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
what wrong with you people !!?!
do it already !!
It's definitely an....ambitious thread....but I got lost after the first line.
Uneeklyconfused
aww thanks ....
bawling
your still posting soo .....
cindy8219
Bobby Gonzalez
22
Houston
brown
blue
i'm not sure, but I'll play along.
Mandos
Miss Piggy
94
My ass
Poo coloured
Black
I will do what I'm doing now.
Is that good?
Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by Mandos
Miss Piggy
94
My ass
Poo coloured
Black
I will do what I'm doing now.
Is that good?
thats great!!!
welcome Miss Piggy!
Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by cindy8219
Bobby Gonzalez
22
Houston
brown
blue
i'm not sure, but I'll play along.
welcome !!
( thats good !!
)
dark1365
Since everyone else is:
Valleyman
15
Canada
Brown
Green
I dunno.
Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by dark1365
Since everyone else is:
Valleyman
15
Canada
Brown
Green
I dunno.
Valley man
ok
Welcome !! lol ....
Mandos
Who wants pork chops?
dark1365
Uh, what're we supposed to do?
Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by Mandos
Who wants pork chops?
nicename !!
Originally posted by dark1365
Uh, what're we supposed to do?
its in the rules!!
Valleyman is good ...its a start !
shellie
Blue Oleander
31
the beach
blue
blue
I dunno, I took a wrong turn in Albuquerque and landed here
Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by shellie
Blue Oleander
31
the beach
blue
blue
I dunno, I took a wrong turn in Albuquerque and landed here
wow love the name
...!!
Welcome BLue Oleander !!
shellie
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
wow love the name
...!!
Welcome BLue Oleander !!
thank you Rocky Silver
Da Moose
Stage name : Fonzie James
age: 26
where your from: Canada
eye colour:blue
fav colour:black
how this thread will benifit from your posts: I cannot actually see how it will benefit at all, other than the fact that I love to dress in women's clothes.
Mandos
No Moose, that was wrong. Just... no Moose.
shellie
Originally posted by Da Moose
Stage name : Fonzie James
age: 26
where your from: Canada
eye colour:blue
fav colour:black
how this thread will benifit from your posts: I cannot actually see how it will benefit at all, other than the fact that I love to dress in women's clothes.
I have the perfect blue top to match your magnificent blue eyes eyes
cindy8219
Originally posted by shellie
I have the perfect blue top to match your magnificent blue eyes eyes
Fionnuala
Originally posted by Da Moose
Stage name : Fonzie James
age: 26
where your from: Canada
eye colour:blue
fav colour:black
how this thread will benifit from your posts: I cannot actually see how it will benefit at all, other than the fact that I love to dress in women's clothes.
hmmm a moose in womens clothing...
Da Moose
Originally posted by shellie
I have the perfect blue top to match your magnificent blue eyes eyes
That'sss just scrumptious....thanks Shell-fish, you're a gem.
shellie
Originally posted by Da Moose
That'sss just scrumptious....thanks Shell-fish, you're a gem.
your welcome Scottie
Id forgotten bout 'shell-fish' and my other nicknames you came up with
Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by Da Moose
Stage name : Fonzie James
age: 26
where your from: Canada
eye colour:blue
fav colour:black
how this thread will benifit from your posts: I cannot actually see how it will benefit at all, other than the fact that I love to dress in women's clothes.
a little more than we needed to know .....lookaround thanks all the same
WElcome !
Da Moose
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
a little more than we needed to know .....lookaround thanks all the same
WElcome !
Ok...let's maybe clear up something.
The last part, was a lie. I don't like wearing women's clothes.
I like women wearing women's clothes...and then women NOT wearing women's clothes.
Make more sense?
Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by Da Moose
Ok...let's maybe clear up something.
The last part, was a lie. I don't like wearing women's clothes.
I like women wearing women's clothes...and then women NOT wearing women's clothes.
Make more sense?
quickly covering your tracks!!!
!!!
better late than never !!
Da Moose
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
quickly covering your tracks!!!
!!!
better late than never !!
OMG...I have to stop with the 'gay jokes'
But anyhow, I'd truly love to see what your clothes look like in a heap on my floor.
Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by Da Moose
OMG...I have to stop with the 'gay jokes'
But anyhow, I'd truly love to see what your clothes look like in a heap on my floor.
looks like a pile of clothes on the floor !!!
what else were u expecting!!....
Da Moose
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
looks like a pile of clothes on the floor !!!
what else were u expecting!!....
*chuckles* well, I'd only be briefly glancing at the pile....
Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by Da Moose
*chuckles* well, I'd only be briefly glancing at the pile....
well they are just your average clothe............oh you mean
........
....
thats very naughty!!!! Fonzie !!!! nono
Da Moose
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
well they are just your average clothe............oh you mean
........
....
thats very naughty!!!! Fonzie !!!! nono
Thank GOD you caught on....I was really not looking forward to saying.
Hey, I'd really like to see you naked.
No charm or subtlety there.
Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by Da Moose
Thank GOD you caught on....I was really not looking forward to saying.
Hey, I'd really like to see you naked.
No charm or subtlety there.
you want to see me naked? that wouldnt be such a good idea!!!
"why?" you ask
:P
i dont think you can handle me!!! tongue
also there is a lovely woman who deserves you more than i do !!!
Da Moose
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
you want to see me naked? that wouldnt be such a good idea!!!
"why?" you ask
:P
i dont think you can handle me!!! tongue
also there is a lovely woman who deserves you more than i do !!!
Oi vey....we've really lost one another here.
Umm....however much I would probably like it, you're right, there is a special young woman who I am head over heels for.
At least, I think we're talking about the same girl, right?
Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by Da Moose
Oi vey....we've really lost one another here.
Umm....however much I would probably like it, you're right, there is a special young woman who I am head over heels for.
At least, I think we're talking about the same girl, right?
at least im hoping we are talking about the same girl coz that would be very embarrassing!!!
Da Moose
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
at least im hoping we are talking about the same girl coz that would be very embarrassing!!!
Who are you talking about?
Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by Da Moose
Who are you talking about?
thats funny i love that smilie...summerises everything!!!!
well im not sure how you pronounce it but she has a very bright sig!!!
Da Moose
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
thats funny i love that smilie...summerises everything!!!!
well im not sure how you pronounce it but she has a very bright sig!!!
I love that sig too.
Fionnuala. Is that who YOU mean?
Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by Da Moose
I love that sig too.
Fionnuala. Is that who YOU mean?
yep thats it .....Fi ... shes a lovely girl!!!
i love the sig!!!! very bright makes my eyes squint!!!
Da Moose
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
yep thats it .....Fi ... shes a lovely girl!!!
i love the sig!!!! very bright makes my eyes squint!!!
Yes, I love her too.
Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by Da Moose
Yes, I love her too.
thats soo sweet!!! ..( resisting the urge to saw awwwwww )
....
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.............
..........
........
nope its gunna come out
awwwwwwwwwww.....
Fionnuala
awww you guys are gonna make me blush bag
thanks uneek hug
Originally posted by Da Moose
Yes, I love her too.
Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by Fionnuala
awww you guys are gonna make me blush bag
thanks uneek hug
no probs
.....
.....
Da Moose
Originally posted by Fionnuala
awww you guys are gonna make me blush bag
thanks uneek hug
Hi sweetie....
You read all this....
Pandemoniac
Uneek, you did a good job not being mentioned in the Greek mythology, for you most certainly should be in it. Guess they (out of fear?) neglected to mention 'The Goddess of Wierdness' but now I know her name...
But as ever, I'm willing to participate in your absurd games, so here we go:
Drag Queen Title: Purple Garden Boomer (fits all demands, feel free to ask about it's origin)
As this is my first post on this:
Stage name: Steel-Butt McCoochie
Age: 26
From: The Netherlands
Eye color: Blue
Fav color: purple
How this will benefit from my posts: 'There is music made out of insane screams coming from the core of the earth, I'm here to turn up the volume'
Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by Pandemoniac
Uneek, you did a good job not being mentioned in the Greek mythology, for you most certainly should be in it. Guess they (out of fear?) neglected to mention 'The Goddess of Wierdness' but now I know her name...
But as ever, I'm willing to participate in your absurd games, so here we go:
.....hug
thanks
Goddess of Weirdness!!! love it !!
thanks Pande
Fionnuala
Originally posted by Da Moose
Hi sweetie....
You read all this....
yes..i was browsing..its very sweet..
The Tired Hiker
Shafsky Massachusetts shock
Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by Da Moose
Hi sweetie....
You read all this....
( he he BuStEd
)
Joke !!!
Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Shafsky Massachusetts shock
huh?
folow the rules ..
now its ur turn in one of my freeky threads hehehehe
Da Moose
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
( he he BuStEd
)
Joke !!!
no
I am made of teflon...it all slides RIGHT off of me.
BESIDES! I didn't actually SEE you naked.
Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by Da Moose
no
I am made of teflon...it all slides RIGHT off of me.
BESIDES! I didn't actually SEE you naked.
and you never will ...
Da Moose
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
and you never will ...
No, I don't suppose I will.
Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by Da Moose
No, I don't suppose I will.
anyway ...back on topic!!!
Fionnuala
Originally posted by Da Moose
no
I am made of teflon...it all slides RIGHT off of me.
BESIDES! I didn't actually SEE you naked.
i should hope not..
Pandemoniac
Yes! New naugthy stage-names, bring em on!
Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by Fionnuala
i should hope not..
No worries Fi ... you now who im after ...completely faithfull to him!!
Da Moose
Originally posted by Fionnuala
i should hope not..
Methinks the lady doth worry needlessly.
Da Moose
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
No worries Fi ... you now who im after ...completely faithfull to him!!
Hey wait...not to mention that I am completely faithful as well! Sheesh...I'm not some horny moose running around chasing skirts.
Uneeklyconfused
howbaout ...
Ilika Da C0cc!!!
Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by Da Moose
Hey wait...not to mention that I am completely faithful as well! Sheesh...I'm not some horny moose running around chasing skirts.
hysterical
lol
im sure your not
Da Moose
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
hysterical
lol
im sure your not
I flirt, yes, harmlessly, but Ash is my one and only...I mean, just talk to her for any amount of time, and then look at her picture and you'll realize that I am the luckiest guy here.
Fionnuala
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
No worries Fi ... you now who im after ...completely faithfull to him!!
i do..hug
Originally posted by Da Moose
Hey wait...not to mention that I am completely faithful as well! Sheesh...I'm not some horny moose running around chasing skirts.
no..of course you're......not..lookaround
Da Moose
Originally posted by Fionnuala
i do..hug
no..of course you're......not..lookaround
Ok, well, I guess that's my cue to leave.....
Uneeklyconfused
harmless flirting shouldnt do any harm as long as your commited to your one and only ..... flirting is nothing .....i dont take it as serisouly as i should its just a bit fun really !!
dark1365
Uneekly's still on? Oh, my god.
Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by Fionnuala
i do..hug
no..of course you're......not..lookaround
lol ...Fi !!!
hes being sincere!!
dont go !!
Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by dark1365
Uneekly's still on? Oh, my god.
where am i sposed to be!!!!
you no youd miss me
Fionnuala
Originally posted by Da Moose
I flirt, yes, harmlessly, but Ash is my one and only...I mean, just talk to her for any amount of time, and then look at her picture and you'll realize that I am the luckiest guy here.
touched cry crybaby ...i love you so much...i'm so lucky to have you kisses
Fionnuala
Originally posted by Da Moose
Ok, well, I guess that's my cue to leave.....
no *rugby tackles scott* ..don't go!!!!....i was joking..forgive me?
dark1365
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
where am i sposed to be!!!!
you no youd miss me
Course I did. Missed Fionnuala too. Good to see you guys are still on.
Da Moose
Originally posted by Fionnuala
no *rugby tackles scott* ..don't go!!!!....i was joking..forgive me?
Ok...but only if you'll take me to the hospital. I think you've ruptured my spleen....
Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by Fionnuala
no *rugby tackles scott* ..don't go!!!!....i was joking..forgive me?
WOW !!! ......
Originally posted by Da Moose
Ok...but only if you'll take me to the hospital. I think you've ruptured my spleen....
Fionnuala
Originally posted by Da Moose
Ok...but only if you'll take me to the hospital. I think you've ruptured my spleen....
oops..sorry..rugby tackling is a good way to get people to stay..becuase while they're too shocked to move i can explain to them why they should stay..
Da Moose
Originally posted by Fionnuala
oops..sorry..rugby tackling is a good way to get people to stay..becuase while they're too shocked to move i can explain to them why they should stay..
What if they are unconscious?
dark1365
Hide them in the bathroom.
Fionnuala
Originally posted by dark1365
Course I did. Missed Fionnuala too. Good to see you guys are still on.
hey dark...wavey
Fionnuala
Originally posted by Da Moose
What if they are unconscious?
then i'm screwed..but at least i maanaged to make them stay with me..
Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by Da Moose
What if they are unconscious?
wait till the get conscious!!!!
dark1365
Originally posted by Fionnuala
hey dark...wavey
Hi Fionnuala.
Englishpin@pple
Assing Cherry
(mums madian name) (my st.)
Da Moose
Originally posted by Fionnuala
then i'm screwed..but at least i maanaged to make them stay with me..
Somewhat.....morbid...
So, if you by chance, say, killed them?
Englishpin@pple
Originally posted by Da Moose
Somewhat.....morbid...
So, if you by chance, say, killed them?
yo!! moosey dossey
hows it been?
Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by Englishpin@pple
Assing Cherry
(mums madian name) (my st.)
thats kool
WILLL
dark1365
Originally posted by Da Moose
Somewhat.....morbid...
So, if you by chance, say, killed them?
Hide the body.
Fionnuala
Originally posted by Da Moose
Somewhat.....morbid...
So, if you by chance, say, killed them?
i don't know..i didn't think much beyond making you stay..Originally posted by Englishpin@pple
Assing Cherry
(mums madian name) (my st.)
that reminds me..i need to post your letter bag
Uneeklyconfused
lol
Da Moose
Originally posted by Englishpin@pple
yo!! moosey dossey
hows it been?
Apple....dapple...
Goodo, spannks for asking.
you?
Englishpin@pple
Uneek:
Fionnuala:
its all good in the hood
moose: good good
Fionnuala
Originally posted by Englishpin@pple
Uneek:
Fionnuala:
its all good in the hood
okay..sorry though..i will do it..
Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by Englishpin@pple
Uneek:
Fionnuala:
its all good in the hood
@ Eng
hug
the rest of you hug
Uneeklyconfused
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Amanda Hungankiss? or has that already been taken?
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