Madam Uneeks...

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Uneeklyconfused
....Back House

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Nuts S*uts S*ags Freaks Creeps Welcome !!!

Rules....

Must post under Drag Queen/Show girl name
this name must comprise of either
1)the name of your first pet, and you mothers maiden name
2)the road you live on and your mothers maiden name
3)the name of your favourite colour and the name of the road/street you live on
4)something original....and funny !! please!!!

(Carmel Ova Meh, is already taken!!! )

Keep it as clean as you can!!!


first post must include

Stage name
age
where your from
eye colour
fav colour
how this thread will benifit from your posts

eg ... Rocky Silver
19
England
Hazel eyes
Green
i will bring to this thread humour.....fun ..
etc...

Have fun

Next.....

Ken Kenobi
blink

Clovie
ermmm....confused

Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
blink

why the blink ???

Ken Kenobi
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
why the blink ???

Because this is one f'ed up thread. yes

cindy8219
Nothing I try is funny. erm

Uneeklyconfused
thats what bordom does to you ..

please play along....

Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by cindy8219
Nothing I try is funny. erm
it doesnt matter


anything!!!

dark1365
eer

Da Moose
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
....Back House

For

Nuts S*uts S*ags Freaks Creeps Welcome !!!

Rules....

Must post under Drag Queen/Show girl name
this name must comprise of either
1)the name of your first pet, and you mothers maiden name
2)the road you live on and your mothers maiden name
3)the name of your favourite colour and the name of the road/street you live on
4)something original....and funny !! please!!!

(Carmel Ova Meh, is already taken!!! )

Keep it as clean as you can!!!


first post must include

Stage name
age
where your from
eye colour
fav colour
how this thread will benifit from your posts

eg ... Rocky Silver
19
England
Hazel eyes
Green
i will bring to this thread humour.....fun ..
etc...

Have fun

Next.....

Ok!!!!




eeksurrender
blink

Uneeklyconfused
what wrong with you people !!?!


do it already !!


laughing out loud

Da Moose
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
what wrong with you people !!?!


do it already !!


laughing out loud

It's definitely an....ambitious thread....but I got lost after the first line. roll eyes (sarcastic) wink

Uneeklyconfused
aww thanks ....sad bawling

your still posting soo .....

cindy8219
Bobby Gonzalez
22
Houston
brown
blue

i'm not sure, but I'll play along.

Mandos
Miss Piggy
94
My ass
Poo coloured
Black
I will do what I'm doing now.

Is that good? big grin

Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by Mandos
Miss Piggy
94
My ass
Poo coloured
Black
I will do what I'm doing now.

Is that good? big grin

thats great!!!


welcome Miss Piggy!

laughing out loud

Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by cindy8219
Bobby Gonzalez
22
Houston
brown
blue

i'm not sure, but I'll play along.

welcome !!


( thats good !! thumb up )

laughing out loud

dark1365
Since everyone else is:

Valleyman
15
Canada
Brown
Green
I dunno.

Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by dark1365
Since everyone else is:

Valleyman
15
Canada
Brown
Green
I dunno.

Valley man blink

ok


Welcome !! lol ....

Mandos
Who wants pork chops?

dark1365
Uh, what're we supposed to do?

Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by Mandos
Who wants pork chops?

nicename !!


Originally posted by dark1365
Uh, what're we supposed to do?
its in the rules!!

Valleyman is good ...its a start !

shellie
Blue Oleander
31
the beach
blue
blue
I dunno, I took a wrong turn in Albuquerque and landed here messed

Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by shellie
Blue Oleander
31
the beach
blue
blue
I dunno, I took a wrong turn in Albuquerque and landed here messed


wow love the name thumb up ...!!


Welcome BLue Oleander !! big grin

shellie
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
wow love the name thumb up ...!!


Welcome BLue Oleander !! big grin thank you Rocky Silver big grin

Da Moose
Stage name : Fonzie James
age: 26
where your from: Canada
eye colour:blue
fav colour:black
how this thread will benifit from your posts: I cannot actually see how it will benefit at all, other than the fact that I love to dress in women's clothes. roll eyes (sarcastic)

Mandos
No Moose, that was wrong. Just... no Moose.

shellie
Originally posted by Da Moose
Stage name : Fonzie James
age: 26
where your from: Canada
eye colour:blue
fav colour:black
how this thread will benifit from your posts: I cannot actually see how it will benefit at all, other than the fact that I love to dress in women's clothes. roll eyes (sarcastic) I have the perfect blue top to match your magnificent blue eyes eyes

cindy8219
Originally posted by shellie
I have the perfect blue top to match your magnificent blue eyes eyes

laughing out loud laughing out loud laughing out loud

Fionnuala
Originally posted by Da Moose
Stage name : Fonzie James
age: 26
where your from: Canada
eye colour:blue
fav colour:black
how this thread will benifit from your posts: I cannot actually see how it will benefit at all, other than the fact that I love to dress in women's clothes. roll eyes (sarcastic)

hmmm a moose in womens clothing...

Da Moose
Originally posted by shellie
I have the perfect blue top to match your magnificent blue eyes eyes

That'sss just scrumptious....thanks Shell-fish, you're a gem. big grin

shellie
Originally posted by Da Moose
That'sss just scrumptious....thanks Shell-fish, you're a gem. big grin your welcome Scottie big grin

Id forgotten bout 'shell-fish' and my other nicknames you came up with laughing out loud

Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by Da Moose
Stage name : Fonzie James
age: 26
where your from: Canada
eye colour:blue
fav colour:black
how this thread will benifit from your posts: I cannot actually see how it will benefit at all, other than the fact that I love to dress in women's clothes. roll eyes (sarcastic)

a little more than we needed to know .....lookaround thanks all the same

WElcome !

Da Moose
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
a little more than we needed to know .....lookaround thanks all the same

WElcome !

Ok...let's maybe clear up something.

The last part, was a lie. I don't like wearing women's clothes.

I like women wearing women's clothes...and then women NOT wearing women's clothes.

Make more sense? stick out tongue

Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by Da Moose
Ok...let's maybe clear up something.

The last part, was a lie. I don't like wearing women's clothes.

I like women wearing women's clothes...and then women NOT wearing women's clothes.

Make more sense? stick out tongue


quickly covering your tracks!!! thumb up!!!


better late than never !! big grin

Da Moose
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
quickly covering your tracks!!! thumb up!!!


better late than never !! big grin

laughing out loud laughing out loud

OMG...I have to stop with the 'gay jokes'

But anyhow, I'd truly love to see what your clothes look like in a heap on my floor. wink stick out tongue

Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by Da Moose
laughing out loud laughing out loud

OMG...I have to stop with the 'gay jokes'

But anyhow, I'd truly love to see what your clothes look like in a heap on my floor. wink stick out tongue

looks like a pile of clothes on the floor !!!

what else were u expecting!!....

Da Moose
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
looks like a pile of clothes on the floor !!!

what else were u expecting!!....

*chuckles* well, I'd only be briefly glancing at the pile....

Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by Da Moose
*chuckles* well, I'd only be briefly glancing at the pile....

well they are just your average clothe............oh you mean eek!........embarrasment....


thats very naughty!!!! Fonzie !!!! nono

Da Moose
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
well they are just your average clothe............oh you mean eek!........embarrasment....


thats very naughty!!!! Fonzie !!!! nono

roll eyes (sarcastic) Thank GOD you caught on....I was really not looking forward to saying.

Hey, I'd really like to see you naked. roll eyes (sarcastic)

No charm or subtlety there. wink

Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by Da Moose
roll eyes (sarcastic) Thank GOD you caught on....I was really not looking forward to saying.

Hey, I'd really like to see you naked. roll eyes (sarcastic)

No charm or subtlety there. wink


blink


you want to see me naked? that wouldnt be such a good idea!!!




"why?" you ask

:P

i dont think you can handle me!!! tongue

also there is a lovely woman who deserves you more than i do !!!

Da Moose
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
blink


you want to see me naked? that wouldnt be such a good idea!!!




"why?" you ask

:P

i dont think you can handle me!!! tongue

also there is a lovely woman who deserves you more than i do !!!

laughing laughing Oi vey....we've really lost one another here.
Umm....however much I would probably like it, you're right, there is a special young woman who I am head over heels for.

At least, I think we're talking about the same girl, right?

Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by Da Moose
laughing laughing Oi vey....we've really lost one another here.
Umm....however much I would probably like it, you're right, there is a special young woman who I am head over heels for.

At least, I think we're talking about the same girl, right?

at least im hoping we are talking about the same girl coz that would be very embarrassing!!!

Da Moose
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
at least im hoping we are talking about the same girl coz that would be very embarrassing!!!

Who are you talking about? What the f**k?

Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by Da Moose
Who are you talking about? What the f**k?

thats funny i love that smilie...summerises everything!!!!

well im not sure how you pronounce it but she has a very bright sig!!!

Da Moose
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
thats funny i love that smilie...summerises everything!!!!

well im not sure how you pronounce it but she has a very bright sig!!!

I love that sig too. smile

Fionnuala. Is that who YOU mean?

Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by Da Moose
I love that sig too. smile

Fionnuala. Is that who YOU mean?

yep thats it .....Fi ... shes a lovely girl!!!


i love the sig!!!! very bright makes my eyes squint!!! big grin

Da Moose
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
yep thats it .....Fi ... shes a lovely girl!!!


i love the sig!!!! very bright makes my eyes squint!!! big grin

Yes, I love her too. smile

Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by Da Moose
Yes, I love her too. smile

thats soo sweet!!! ..( resisting the urge to saw awwwwww )


....messed.......messed.............messed..........messed........messed

nope its gunna come out


awwwwwwwwwww.....

Fionnuala
awww you guys are gonna make me blush bag

thanks uneek hug

Originally posted by Da Moose
Yes, I love her too. smile

love

Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by Fionnuala
awww you guys are gonna make me blush bag

thanks uneek hug





no probs wink .....


cool.....

Da Moose
Originally posted by Fionnuala
awww you guys are gonna make me blush bag

thanks uneek hug



love

Hi sweetie.... embarrasment

You read all this.... embarrasment

Pandemoniac
Uneek, you did a good job not being mentioned in the Greek mythology, for you most certainly should be in it. Guess they (out of fear?) neglected to mention 'The Goddess of Wierdness' but now I know her name...
But as ever, I'm willing to participate in your absurd games, so here we go:

Drag Queen Title: Purple Garden Boomer (fits all demands, feel free to ask about it's origin)

As this is my first post on this:

Stage name: Steel-Butt McCoochie
Age: 26
From: The Netherlands
Eye color: Blue
Fav color: purple
How this will benefit from my posts: 'There is music made out of insane screams coming from the core of the earth, I'm here to turn up the volume'

Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by Pandemoniac
Uneek, you did a good job not being mentioned in the Greek mythology, for you most certainly should be in it. Guess they (out of fear?) neglected to mention 'The Goddess of Wierdness' but now I know her name...
But as ever, I'm willing to participate in your absurd games, so here we go:



embarrasment .....hug embarrasment

love thanks embarrasment

Goddess of Weirdness!!! love it !! thumb up

thanks Pande embarrasment

Fionnuala
Originally posted by Da Moose
Hi sweetie.... embarrasment

You read all this.... embarrasment

yes..i was browsing..its very sweet..

The Tired Hiker
Shafsky Massachusetts shock

Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by Da Moose
Hi sweetie.... embarrasment

You read all this.... embarrasment


( he he BuStEd devil )

Joke !!! wink

Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Shafsky Massachusetts shock

What the f**k? huh?



folow the rules ..
now its ur turn in one of my freeky threads hehehehe

Da Moose
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
( he he BuStEd devil )

Joke !!! wink

no
I am made of teflon...it all slides RIGHT off of me. stick out tongue

BESIDES! I didn't actually SEE you naked. wink

Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by Da Moose
no
I am made of teflon...it all slides RIGHT off of me. stick out tongue

BESIDES! I didn't actually SEE you naked. wink

and you never will ...stick out tongue

Da Moose
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
and you never will ...stick out tongue

laughing laughing

No, I don't suppose I will.

Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by Da Moose
laughing laughing

No, I don't suppose I will.

yes


anyway ...back on topic!!!

Fionnuala
Originally posted by Da Moose
no
I am made of teflon...it all slides RIGHT off of me. stick out tongue

BESIDES! I didn't actually SEE you naked. wink

i should hope not..

Pandemoniac
Yes! New naugthy stage-names, bring em on!

Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by Fionnuala
i should hope not..

No worries Fi ... you now who im after ...completely faithfull to him!! big grin

Da Moose
Originally posted by Fionnuala
i should hope not..

roll eyes (sarcastic)

Methinks the lady doth worry needlessly.

Da Moose
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
No worries Fi ... you now who im after ...completely faithfull to him!! big grin

Hey wait...not to mention that I am completely faithful as well! Sheesh...I'm not some horny moose running around chasing skirts. roll eyes (sarcastic)

Uneeklyconfused
howbaout ...


Ilika Da C0cc!!!

Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by Da Moose
Hey wait...not to mention that I am completely faithful as well! Sheesh...I'm not some horny moose running around chasing skirts. roll eyes (sarcastic)

hysterical


lol

im sure your not

Da Moose
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
hysterical


lol

im sure your not

I flirt, yes, harmlessly, but Ash is my one and only...I mean, just talk to her for any amount of time, and then look at her picture and you'll realize that I am the luckiest guy here.

Fionnuala
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
No worries Fi ... you now who im after ...completely faithfull to him!! big grin

i do..hug
Originally posted by Da Moose
Hey wait...not to mention that I am completely faithful as well! Sheesh...I'm not some horny moose running around chasing skirts. roll eyes (sarcastic)

no..of course you're......not..lookaround

Da Moose
Originally posted by Fionnuala
i do..hug


no..of course you're......not..lookaround

Ok, well, I guess that's my cue to leave.....

Uneeklyconfused
harmless flirting shouldnt do any harm as long as your commited to your one and only ..... flirting is nothing .....i dont take it as serisouly as i should its just a bit fun really !!

dark1365
Uneekly's still on? Oh, my god.

Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by Fionnuala
i do..hug


no..of course you're......not..lookaround

lol ...Fi !!!

hes being sincere!!

dont go !!

Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by dark1365
Uneekly's still on? Oh, my god.

where am i sposed to be!!!! confused


you no youd miss me wink

Fionnuala
Originally posted by Da Moose
I flirt, yes, harmlessly, but Ash is my one and only...I mean, just talk to her for any amount of time, and then look at her picture and you'll realize that I am the luckiest guy here.

touched cry crybaby ...i love you so much...i'm so lucky to have you kisses

Fionnuala
Originally posted by Da Moose
Ok, well, I guess that's my cue to leave.....

no *rugby tackles scott* ..don't go!!!!....i was joking..forgive me?

dark1365
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
where am i sposed to be!!!! confused


you no youd miss me wink
Course I did. Missed Fionnuala too. Good to see you guys are still on.

Da Moose
Originally posted by Fionnuala
no *rugby tackles scott* ..don't go!!!!....i was joking..forgive me?

Ok...but only if you'll take me to the hospital. I think you've ruptured my spleen....

Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by Fionnuala
no *rugby tackles scott* ..don't go!!!!....i was joking..forgive me?


eek! WOW !!! ......eek!



Originally posted by Da Moose
Ok...but only if you'll take me to the hospital. I think you've ruptured my spleen....

laughing out loud

Fionnuala
Originally posted by Da Moose
Ok...but only if you'll take me to the hospital. I think you've ruptured my spleen....

oops..sorry..rugby tackling is a good way to get people to stay..becuase while they're too shocked to move i can explain to them why they should stay..smart

Da Moose
Originally posted by Fionnuala
oops..sorry..rugby tackling is a good way to get people to stay..becuase while they're too shocked to move i can explain to them why they should stay..smart

What if they are unconscious?

dark1365
Hide them in the bathroom.

Fionnuala
Originally posted by dark1365
Course I did. Missed Fionnuala too. Good to see you guys are still on.

hey dark...wavey

Fionnuala
Originally posted by Da Moose
What if they are unconscious?

then i'm screwed..but at least i maanaged to make them stay with me..

Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by Da Moose
What if they are unconscious?

wait till the get conscious!!!! big grin

dark1365
Originally posted by Fionnuala
hey dark...wavey
Hi Fionnuala.

Englishpin@pple
Assing Cherry
(mums madian name) (my st.)

Da Moose
Originally posted by Fionnuala
then i'm screwed..but at least i maanaged to make them stay with me..

Somewhat.....morbid... confused

So, if you by chance, say, killed them?

Englishpin@pple
Originally posted by Da Moose
Somewhat.....morbid... confused

So, if you by chance, say, killed them?

yo!! moosey dossey

hows it been?

Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by Englishpin@pple
Assing Cherry
(mums madian name) (my st.)

thats kool

WILLL love

dark1365
Originally posted by Da Moose
Somewhat.....morbid... confused

So, if you by chance, say, killed them?
Hide the body.

Fionnuala
Originally posted by Da Moose
Somewhat.....morbid... confused

So, if you by chance, say, killed them?

i don't know..i didn't think much beyond making you stay..Originally posted by Englishpin@pple
Assing Cherry
(mums madian name) (my st.)
that reminds me..i need to post your letter bag

Uneeklyconfused
lol laughing out loud

Da Moose
Originally posted by Englishpin@pple
yo!! moosey dossey

hows it been?

Apple....dapple...

Goodo, spannks for asking.

you?

Englishpin@pple
Uneek: love

Fionnuala: wink its all good in the hood

moose: good good

Fionnuala
Originally posted by Englishpin@pple
Uneek: love

Fionnuala: wink its all good in the hood

okay..sorry though..i will do it..

Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by Englishpin@pple
Uneek: love

Fionnuala: wink its all good in the hood


@ Eng love hug

the rest of you hug

Uneeklyconfused
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Amanda Hungankiss? or has that already been taken? confused

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