The Ultimate Dark Side Training Ground

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Mandos
Those who have joines the dark side will train here, mastering their powers.
*Plz, if you are not a member of the dark side, do not post here and leave immidiatly. If the light force chooses to make a training grounds, we will respect the same terms.

Ken Kenobi
*Unclips his lightsaber and ignites it. Listening to the familiar snap-hiss as the blade extends*

I love the shade of red of my blade, it reminds me of blood.

Mandos
Welcome to the dark side master Kenobi

Killer_Dennis
*Jumps out on nowhere, and ignites my red sabre*

Mandos
Today thou shall fight me Darth Dennis

punkkaveman
hello all

Killer_Dennis
Originally posted by Mandos
Today thou shall fight me Darth Dennis None can match my power..except for my master..*raises my sabre to my face*

Whisper
*Removes black sith robe*

Ken Kenobi
Originally posted by Whisper
*Removes black sith robe*

w00t!

A Female Sith gettin undressed!

Mandos
(Very sexy Whisper)

*Mandos ignites light sabre and runs straight for Dennis*

Killer_Dennis
Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
w00t!

A Female Sith gettin undressed!

*blocks with my sabre, and slashes at Mantos's shoulder*

punkkaveman
*ignites lightsaber*

who wants it with me!

Mandos
*Mandos uses the force to dissapear and reappear behind Dennis just before the light sabre did a hole in his robe.
Uses lightning to paralyse Dennis*

Ken Kenobi
Originally posted by Mandos
*Mandos uses the force to dissapear and reappear behind Dennis just before the light sabre did a hole in his robe.
Uses lightning to paralyse Dennis*

You can't disappear and reappear using the force...blink

Killer_Dennis
Originally posted by Mandos
*Mandos uses the force to dissapear and reappear behind Dennis just before the light sabre did a hole in his robe.
Uses lightning to paralyse Dennis* *feels pain surge through me as lightning hits my spine. whirls around, and uses the force to push Mantos away from me, smoke rising from my body*

Mandos
Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
You can't disappear and reappear using the force...blink
Of course you can. Luke did it in the expanded universe

Mandos
That will be it for now Dennis, you did very good. The dissapearing skill is tought, but you can master the lightning easily. I will come back later to see your training fullfilled. For now, all Sith shall listen to my son, Blades.

PrinceofBlades
*Walks in and removes hood.* Do not cease fighting on my account. Continue and I shall find the weak and remove them from this training level to a more sufficient training ground.

star22
Woops. I just started one on accident.

Well, practice makes perfect I suppose. We must keep our advantage as far ahead of the light side as possible.

PrinceofBlades
In due time father, in due time.

star22
I am so not your father. Then again, Anakin, is that you? If so, prepare to die, stupid fool, for killing my best servant.

Wendigo
Shove it up your darkside

star22
Shove it up myself? That doesn't make much sense.

Wendigo
Originally posted by star22
Shove it up myself? That doesn't make much sense.

laughing out loud Doesn't suprise me roll eyes (sarcastic)

Mandos
Blades, you must have confused me with star, for we have the same avatar. Do not let the dark side control you, my son. You have to control it.

Merlin2
I Control nothing but fear, anger, hate, & suffering.

Mandos
You control it, but my job is to make you master them, and more even.

Mighty Yoda
come back to the light

Merlin2
What LIGHT?

Mighty Yoda
nothing

Merlin2
I thoguht so Young Sith.

Wolvielover
Hey where did Mandos go?

Merlin2
Good Question. But i'm sure My Master has his Reasons.

Wolvielover
Hes my master to so its our master

Mandos
I am back. I had a physics exam to fail.

Dx the Weird
The Dark Side is the only good for us all.

The Ones
*ignites saber and starts swinging it around.*

Mandos
Calm down The Ones. Why such excitement?

DCLXVI
*Tries to subdue Mandos and become the true Dark Lord of the Sith* stick out tongue

Mandos
hahaha laughing laughing laughing

.... don't do it again miffed laughing out loud

I will take on any challenge.

DCLXVI
Well, I guess we still have to live next-door to each other....
*Points to each others "Location"*

Just tell your Sith to stay off my lawn!

Mistah DEVIL
let the training begin

Mandos
Ha, son. Very good. Have you received my message?

The Ones
what is thy bidding my master?

Killer_Dennis
Originally posted by Mandos
That will be it for now Dennis, you did very good. The dissapearing skill is tought, but you can master the lightning easily. I will come back later to see your training fullfilled. For now, all Sith shall listen to my son, Blades. *walks into the training grounds* I am ready to train, master..I have practiced *uses force to get sabre in my hand, then ignites it*

Merlin2
Confused dark or Light?

Mistah DEVIL
Originally posted by Merlin2
Confused dark or Light?
me too

Killer_Dennis
Originally posted by Merlin2
Confused dark or Light? Dark..dont be fooled by my avy and sig stick out tongue

thats my lightsabre. the red one on the right

Wendigo
Is this the gay training ground, **Wendigo unleashe's an army of killer robots**

Darth Mantis
Finally...

Bun Bun
"pulls out saber im ready for training master"

Mandos
*Ignites light sabre*
Prepare yourself for the blow of darkness
Mandos runs to Bun Bun and is about to swing his lightsabre through her chest.

Bun Bun
blocks Mados's swing. jumps back and swings saber at his throte...

Mandos
Uses the force to maintain light sabre from a safe distance of his throat.

Bun Bun
what the...my saber....i cant move it.

Mandos
Yes ou can Bun Bun. Use the force within you to counterstrike.

Bun Bun
consentrates hard and uses the force to blast mandos back enough to back away unscaved.

Mandos
Excellent. But be careful not to use all your power to defend yourself. The key lies in the attack.

Bun Bun
Yes master understood yes

Darth Mantis
Foolish you still are Mandos... Need more training you do...

Ketchuptome
Can I be a dark jedi. *ignites sabre* I want to work for the Sith

Ketchuptome
*practices jedi powers*

Killer_Dennis
Master..I am ready..*Ignites sabre* I have practiced hard and long

Bun Bun
Killer dennis yes
"Master" and bows

Mistah DEVIL
I've been slacking off

Bun Bun
Welcome Darth boogy

Ketchuptome
Hello there master... Im am ready to fight starwars

Bun Bun
"lights saber" lets see now

Ketchuptome
*runs at Bun Bun wit lightsabre*

Mandos
hahaha, very good kethup.

Bun Bun
Block ketch w/ saber and uses the force to send my light saber as his chest.

Ketchuptome
*uses force push to counter attack**uses force to grab Bun's saber*

Ketchuptome
Originally posted by Mandos
hahaha, very good kethup.

Thanx master big grin

Englishpin@pple
Sith master, the light has shone me wrong i also would wish to join u.

*gets on one knee*

Bun Bun
Is to fast for young apprentice, twrils around w/ saber in hand.
Remember wise words from my oun x master . the forces lies in the attact .

Ketchuptome
Originally posted by Bun Bun
Is to fast for young apprentice, twrils around w/ saber in hand.
Remember wise words from my oun x master . the forces lies in the attact .

*uses force push to back away* Need new startegy

Bun Bun
Your doing good for now young Darth Boogy

Bun Bun
Welcome Darth Pin@pple

Englishpin@pple
Thank u master

*takes out double red lightsaber*

Bun Bun
Fight mandos or ketch i must leave for home

Englishpin@pple
Mandos, *both sides egnite* shall we....

*runs at mandos*

Mandos
Stops english with the force and uses the force to take control of his lightsabre and it goes flying all the way to Mandos's hands.

*Know this, english. Fury and hatred are what gives you your powers, but you must control them and not let them control you.

Jackie Malfoy
I am willing to train as a sith follower.jm

Englishpin@pple
Originally posted by Mandos
Stops english with the force and uses the force to take control of his lightsabre and it goes flying all the way to Mandos's hands.

*Know this, english. Fury and hatred are what gives you your powers, but you must control them and not let them control you.

*bows head*

*takes out "saber dagger" and throws it at him*

Killer_Dennis
Originally posted by Bun Bun
Killer dennis yes
"Master" and bows Aprentice..good to see you..now, lets get started, shall we? *ignites sabre*

Englishpin@pple
not here

Mistah DEVIL
Give me light sider puppet to destroy

Killer_Dennis
Originally posted by Englishpin@pple
not here ok..then who to fight confused

Mandos
You can fight FALALALALALALALALA!

Killer_Dennis
Originally posted by Mandos
You can fight FALALALALALALALALA! ...how about I just train with you master stick out tongue *ignites sabre "again"*

Mandos
If it is your wish, I will see it done. Falalala en garde!

Killer_Dennis
laughing

*runs at Mandos, aiming a slash at his neck*

Mandos
Hey, that's a tree. I'm over here Dennis.

Killer_Dennis
Originally posted by Mandos
Hey, that's a tree. I'm over here Dennis. *frowns* I'm not a very good Sith sad

*Goes for Mandos this time, and aims a slash at his arm*

Mandos
Mandos lets Dennis cut his arm, for another one grows right back. Be amazed at the powers of the dark side.

Killer_Dennis
Originally posted by Mandos
Mandos lets Dennis cut his arm, for another one grows right back. Be amazed at the powers of the dark side. *mouth drops*

Mandos
Mandos cuts Dennis's mouth.
Fool I was only kidding, let the plastic arm that replaced the real one fall.
You really cut my arm hahahaha, but I cut your mouth in place hahahaha. Finishes Dennis by slashing his skull in two.

Killer_Dennis
Originally posted by Mandos
Mandos cuts Dennis's mouth.
Fool I was only kidding, let the plastic arm that replaced the real one fall.
You really cut my arm hahahaha, but I cut your mouth in place hahahaha. Finishes Dennis by slashing his skull in two. sad

*falls to the floor, dead, and leaving my aprentice to train herself sad

Mandos
revives Dennis

Killer_Dennis
Originally posted by Mandos
revives Dennis

*puts away sabre* I'm still to weak...

Mandos
Brings Dennis hot chicks.

"That would make anybody feel better"

Killer_Dennis
Originally posted by Mandos
Brings Dennis hot chicks.

"That would make anybody feel better" laughing U read my mind stick out tongue

Bun Bun
Master.... i'm ready

PrinceofBlades
You are ready when I say you are *whips out double light saber* This will diffidently alleviate the stress. *charges, stops...turns, raises hands, smiles wickedly...*Hehehehe, Since when does the dark side spare the weak...never would I question your orders my lord....of course Mandos and Mandos alone...*Returns light saber back to my strap* you've been spared by the every powerful counsel, leave and seek their guidance, these pathetic excuse for sith makes me sick.

DCLXVI
If you care about SW, you will follow the next sentence's order:
First Read this.... Then Mail to: [email protected]

Bun Bun
Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
You are ready when I say you are *whips out double light saber* This will diffidently alleviate the stress. *charges, stops...turns, raises hands, smiles wickedly...*Hehehehe, Since when does the dark side spare the weak...never would I question your orders my lord....of course Mandos and Mandos alone...*Returns light saber back to my strap* you've been spared by the every powerful counsel, leave and seek their guidance, these pathetic excuse for sith makes me sick.

laughing Ahhh sigh.........Silly light jedi and ur ego. so much there is for you to learn young one.

Mighty Yoda
not the dark side again

Bun Bun
Ahh desetfull tratitor.... U are dark side u said. "lights saber "

nitro-swicked
*dives in to dark jedi arena and pulls out duel lightsabres. waves them around to listen the sound effects*

Mighty Yoda
what eek! your not joininmg them are you buddy

nitro-swicked
im a dark jedi!! my master is pleased with me i wont fail him. join me you know its your destiny. together we will rule the galaxy of KMC! and kill the evil emperor! join me or i will be forced to destroy you!!

Mighty Yoda
well thats a first

never, too dedicated to the light side i am

come get some

*draws lightsabre*

nitro-swicked
*once again extends duel lightsabres. im sorry old master but i have a new master now she is powerfull and has showed me the true power of the force. you do not understand* *stands in attack stance waiting for response*

Mighty Yoda
SHE? *charges at nitro and uses force that knocks him back*

nitro-swicked
*uses force to jump up and over master glenn and goes in for the ultimate attack* *continually blocks and throws own attacks at mater glenn*

Mighty Yoda
*turns lightsabre of and uses force to force them back at high speed towards nitro*

Mighty Yoda
come on

Merlin2
To Mighty Yoda: Haven't i cut off your arm, stabbed you and converted you to the Dark side already?

Mighty Yoda
i have a new arm and no you have not turned me, i will never turn

*hops on ship and gets outta here*

Merlin2
Coward.

Mighty Yoda
*stops*

*heads back*

draws lightsabre, lets make this a long fight shall we

Merlin2
Ready, and waiting.
(Sends electric pulse created by The Force from fingers)

Mighty Yoda
*blocks using the same power*

Merlin2
Before we fight 1 question...
Are you Green, Brownish-Green, Or Grayish Green?

Mighty Yoda
green, why

Merlin2
Cuz you're a differtent color every movie. ( Swings Lightsabre)

Mighty Yoda
*prepares to defend*

Merlin2
You're preparing while i'm already Swinging? Ha! you better be defending not preparing to. ( swings with both sides of lightsabre, uses force to levitate items and propel them at Mighty Yoda)

Mighty Yoda
*dodges and slashes at melins blades*

Merlin2
Whose melin?(swings again, hears blasters of Trade Federation Droids in background...getting closer.)

Mighty Yoda
*slashes through the middle of merlins handle realising he now has two lightsabres*

Merlin2
*Looks in surprise/anger at what Mighty Yoda has done*
You Punk.
*swings both at Mighty Yoda from different directions*

Mighty Yoda
*manages to deflect them both away*

Merlin2
*Flips over Mighty Yoda swings one charges other at Mighty Yoda's back*

Mighty Yoda
*swings around hitting one blade and knocking it out of merlin2 hand*

Merlin2
* uses other blade to stab Mighty Yoda in the middle of forehead and succedes*

Mighty Yoda
*hey i said a long fight, noone dies yet, jumps in the air and slashes at merlin2 cutting of his cape*

Merlin2
*stares at big gaping hole in Mighty Yoda's forehead surprised that he can stand let alone talk. gets over it. looks at cape. gets pissed off. takes cape off. swings at Mighty Yoda with great strength of the force with teeth clenched tight and eyes that appear like he is looking into Mighty Yoda's Soul.*

You've made your biggest mistake Mighty Yoda. and now.....
you shall die.

*swings at Mighty Yoda again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again.*

Englishpin@pple
*sitting cross-leggged watching*

Merlin2
Dark or light side?

Englishpin@pple
Dark. *takes out double saber*

Merlin2
Then get ta helpin!

Englishpin@pple
*splits saber in 2 and ends up w/ 2 two sided saber* (2 sabers with both ends enighted) *runs at merlin*

Merlin2
"Throws Sabre strait into Englishpin@pple's Chest"

Told you i would Destroy You

Englishpin@pple
*comes out from behind and chops off his arms*

ha, luv them droids.

*puts saber back in sling*

Merlin2
That'll do Sith, that'll do.

Englishpin@pple
*picks up arms* sorry...

Merlin2
They can be replaced ya know. So it's all good. sorry abouth the big gaping hole in your chest too.

Englishpin@pple
its nothing a band-aid wont fix

Mighty Yoda
i am back

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