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ok i start a story and youll do the rest


once there was a ghost that hunted everyone in the village after that......


now you continu the story

came outside after dark, the ghost attacked and tore the people to shreds

then a brave night came to kill the ghost....

but the ghost killed the knight

then a ghost came but this ghost is very powerful they both fighted for 3 days and 3 nights then....

Ken Kenobi entered a thread and said it's been done many times before.

then an orange soda can got thrown at the ghost from a 10 year old boy and it went to hell.....

and got kicked out by the devil, who couldn't stand the rudeness of butt-scratchers.

And a huge mushroom started showing off his 10 inch penis to all the little girl shoorms...

but the girl shroom's daddy came out with a huge freaking chainsaw and screamed "WTF ARE YOU DOING TO MY BABIES" and then he chased after the stupid mushroom.

And Uncle Sam got paid a doller...

So the Mushroom with a 10 inch penis screamed out, "**** dat shit nigga" and pulled out his fat ass mac 10 and unloaded on that Biatch!

to clean out Mr. Terry's old toilet.

Once Mr. Terry's toilet was cleaned he pulled out a dixie cup and stated "That was fun"

After the clock struck 12!

Then Martin the warrior took out his sword...

To slice up Count Dooku, but Dooku had a lightsaber and whooped his ass.

Then Dooku suddenly realised he needed to take a serious piss so he went to the bathroom but...

Martin took advantage of Dooku pissing his pants and sliced open his thorax.

Then Martian the warrior and Anakin had a duel...

Anakin said he was Martin's father, but Martin pulled out his birth certificate and proved Yoda was his true dad.

Then Martin took out his dagger and rallied his army and said....
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"Who stole my pants?...

...Ah, who gives a s---. LETS GO GET OUR LAST GREEN JELLYBEAN BACK!"

And then the huge army rallied...

They murdered Orcs, Women, Children and Dorks in their quest to the holy bean of jelly.

When the holy grail was reached, a huge green jellybean stood out. Its flashing beacons were so beautiful it moved Martin and his army to tears.

Their tears were made of strawberry jam, so they all brought out their bread and peanut butter and had a finger foods picnic.

A hedgehog accidentally started...

to collect rings alongside his buddy Tails.

(if this were a movie it make millions! of course, they'd have to get about 200 licences.)

Tails was angry at the hedgehog for beating him in air hockey, but Martin stepped up and...

Grabbed Tails by his....tails. Then flung him out the window, where he crashed into an Atari 2600 console.

The Atari 2600 perished, but its good buddies Nintendo GameCube and Microsoft Xbox came for revenge. GameCube's little brother, DS, was especially ticked.

DS kicked Martin in the shin using it's stylus. Martin then turned into the Hulk ans stepped on poor DS...

GameCube roared in anger. Its girlfriend, the Sony Playstation, ran up and kicked Hulk in the balls.

Hulk got even more mad and turned into Michael Jackson, who in turn saw the female Playstation, and threw up, until he saw GameCube and got a boner.

God was up in heaven seated comfortably in his couch, and watching an NFL playoff game on TV over a large mug of A&W's best root beer when it happened.
"We can't have this!" he snorted, and idly threw a thunderbolt in the general direction of Jackson.

Jackson gets shocked with 50,000 volts of electricity. He then turns back into Martin.

Martin was extremely tipsy, and flirted with the Playstation, which giggled. GameCube's temper snapped. Xbox slunk off quietly.

DS emerges from his grave and bites Martin.

Martin howled with pain and screamed for his army to come to his aid. They responded enthusiastically, rushing forward, armed with ...

Tasers and Bullwhips....

The tasers were most effective and in no time at all, DS and GameCube were paralyzed.

The world rejoiced, DS and GameCube would no longer terrorize the middle earth of Mars University.

The students there were studying the unusualness of the earthling gorillas. They could not seem to find a theory for their gentleness, with so much strength at their disposal.

One of the students realized it's because Earthling Gorillas are really Plutonian Raktuchks which are docile.

At this time, Plutonian Raktuchks were worth about 1500000 credits per raktuchk so the students started devising plans to capture them. Their best idea was as follows:

1. Sneak onto Earth
2. Capture the "Gorillas"
3. Kick the zookeepers in the nuts

They presented this idea to their teacher. Lucky for them that he was drunk at the time, and graded them with a B+. The students brought with them four things before departure for Earth:

1. A net
2. A cage
3. Playboy's June 2005 edition with Bai Ling on the cover
4. Shoes instead of sandals so when they kick the zookeeper they don't stub their toes.

(man we are great comedians.)

Happily they left. The atmopsheric entry was stifling however, and forced everyone to take off all their clothes. The male students whipped out the Playboy mag and started ogling. The girls covered themselves up.

The ship then crashed in the remote jungles of New York, the students embarked on a journey to central park, but they forgot their clothes.

**Wendigo arrives, grabs a playboy and starts getting toey

Wendigo got his kicks from the mag, and then joins the naked students in their quest to find the "gorillas".