Reasons you should be a superhero.

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Ming Tea!
1. I'm generally sort of--kinda a good person.

2. I've never done hard time embarrasment, if you catch my drift.

3. I can tolerate people. roll eyes (sarcastic)

4. I wouldn't mind flying about and kicking murderers in the crotch.

5. Superspeed would be tight! big grin

6. Kicking robbers in the crotch.

7. Kicking assholes in the crotch.

8. Bedding hundreds of S.T.I ridden hookers, not getting sick and kicking them in their respective festering crotches.

9. I can act like a pussy.

10. So I can kick myself in the crotch. As a matter a fact, that should be my signature move. eek!

Next...

whirlysplat
Spandex, Leather, Superiority Complex, Violent and Agressive, enjoy imposing my will on others, bit of a bully, Spandex, Leather (did I say that already), always think I'm right, spandex confused stick out tongue

DigiMark007
Have a horrible sense of humor that's usually only funny to me...it would annoy the f#ck out of super villians.

I'm also a nice guy, but I don't think I could live in a city (where most heroes operate out of). I could see myself living in a giant space base though (like JLA or The Authority).

No spandex (that can be whirly's thing) but I look great in sweatpants. My costume would be a full-bodied grey sweatsuit, complete with a hoody and a matching lounge chair, because when I'm not fighting evil I'll be doing something lazy.

-DM

Scoobless
I'm a friggin' super-genius
Everyone else is beneath me
My morals are the most moral
I'm not prejudiced (except against bloody foreigners)
I'm a good role model
I need a better job..... superheroing sounds fun.....
I'd get to punch lots of people..... hard!....... in the face!!!
Superheroes get all the hot chicks
Customised car named after myself
I could do whatever the f**k i wanted, whenever the f**k i wanted to
I don't listen to politicians
I am the supreme master of "prep time"
Guns are cool
I friggin' rule

hmmmm........ maybe i should send my CV to the Masters of Evil instead

whirlysplat
May be we could fight each other and then team upOriginally posted by Scoobless
I'm a friggin' super-genius
Everyone else is beneath me
My morals are the most moral
I'm not prejudiced (except against bloody foreigners)
I'm a good role model
I need a better job..... superheroing sounds fun.....
I'd get to punch lots of people..... hard!....... in the face!!!
Superheroes get all the hot chicks
Customised car named after myself
I could do whatever the f**k i wanted, whenever the f**k i wanted to
I don't listen to politicians
I am the supreme master of "prep time"
Guns are cool
I friggin' rule

hmmmm........ maybe i should send my CV to the Masters of Evil instead

whirlysplat
Maybe we could start a super teamOriginally posted by DigiMark007
Have a horrible sense of humor that's usually only funny to me...it would annoy the f#ck out of super villians.

I'm also a nice guy, but I don't think I could live in a city (where most heroes operate out of). I could see myself living in a giant space base though (like JLA or The Authority).

No spandex (that can be whirly's thing) but I look great in sweatpants. My costume would be a full-bodied grey sweatsuit, complete with a hoody and a matching lounge chair, because when I'm not fighting evil I'll be doing something lazy.

-DM

Quick Freeze
i like to wear underwear and nothing else!

DigiMark007
Originally posted by Quick Freeze
i like to wear underwear and nothing else!

You're not on the team... laughing out loud

Put some pants on and then we'll talk.

DigiMark007
Originally posted by whirlysplat
Maybe we could start a super team

Sweet. Sign me up. We could be the KMC Avengers! Or some sort of JP cult! Or the Hulk Killer Humanoid Killers! OR....(insert funny name).

...see...I told you I had a horrible sense of humor. embarrasment

Ming should join too. A man who can deliver a good kick to the crotch would be an asset to any super team.

-DM

Scoobless
i'd just like to add that i'm not arrogant..... i just happen to always be right

and i wasn't joking about being a friggin' genius....... but my greatest powers are my sarcasm and cynicism

Next Venom_girl
Already a freak
Very Perceptive
Would love to get even for childhood abuse (i.e. kick the crap out of bullies)
I know Karate.
All I need is a symbiote or shapeshifting powers and I'm set to go. evil face

dominic/wolf
how else would i get my revenge

Wickerman
Something tells me you wouldn't be very different from Jack Black's spiderman

"Spiderman, spiderman, doing good for the communityyyyy"

woman: "Help, help, my baby's still in that burning building! Save hiiiim"

jack: "Umm...pass"

"Spiderman, spiderman, i'll get to that community stuff a little lateeeeer"

laughing

~wickerman~

K3VIL
To fight for defend my friends, family and mankind, to have a cool costume and maybe a cape, a base and cause superpowers are hella cool, with superspeed and fly who needs a car or a motorcycle?
But maybe considering the powers I'd like the most are those of Superman and Thor I'll choose to rule a city or the world.

jinzin
my reason: heroes always get the girl.....lol

Wickerman
I'd probably be completely overwhelmed by being turned into a superhero. It would most likely mean leaving home entirely and such. Also, unless my powers were hella cool, i'd need a sh8tload of money just to keep the army and such off my back...right?

~wickerman~

pr1983
i'd be supes or cyke...

completely righteous, doesnt listen to others... always in charge, wiling to die for the cause...

always makes the tough choices...

whirlysplat
I think I'd be Miracleman (well written with excellent continuity)

wuTa
here are a couple reasons to become a superhero

huntress
emma frost
jenna hayden

DigiMark007
I'd hit on Jubilee. No one ever gives her any respect....she's gotta be dying for some good lovin'

...course the sweatsuit might have to go...but those are my crime-fighting duds. I could dress a little nicer for the ladies.

-DM

P.S. I'd try like hell to find some alternate dimension to be the hero for anyway. If I find one without heroes, I'd be their personal savior and made into a god...oh yes, it's all coming together now...bwahahaha!

pr1983
i agree about the duds, gotta wear some nice clothes while saving lives...

Wickerman
The result if you guys turned into the actual current superheroes:

laughing laughing laughing laughing

~wickerman~

pr1983
Originally posted by Wickerman
The result if you guys turned into the actual current superheroes:

laughing laughing laughing laughing

~wickerman~

i would actually be a good hero... cry

Wickerman
Originally posted by pr1983
i would actually be a good hero... cry

LOL...since you said you'd be either cyclops or supes and supes is in that pic hittin on that blonde woman/man/indiscernable gendered person unharmed in that waiting room, then i'd say you're ok laughing

I on the other hand would be wolverine with the bashed claws smoking underneath the "Thank you for not Smoking here" sign

~wickerman~

Next Venom_girl
lol!

You see, that's why I need a symbiote. Then I could actually stand to dress up because I wouldn't have to mess around with pantyhose. stick out tongue
Otherwise I'd just say the hell w/ it and wear the trenchcoat / Matrix / Trinity outfit by default.

pr1983
Originally posted by Wickerman
LOL...since you said you'd be either cyclops or supes and supes is in that pic hittin on that blonde woman/man/indiscernable gendered person unharmed in that waiting room, then i'd say you're ok laughing

I on the other hand would be wolverine with the bashed claws smoking underneath the "Thank you for not Smoking here" sign

~wickerman~

a female... stick out tongue

Originally posted by Next Venom_girl
lol!

You see, that's why I need a symbiote. Then I could actually stand to dress up because I wouldn't have to mess around with pantyhose. stick out tongue
Otherwise I'd just say the hell w/ it and wear the trenchcoat / Matrix / Trinity outfit by default.

mmmm leather...

Scoobless
Originally posted by Wickerman
The result if you guys turned into the actual current superheroes:

laughing laughing laughing laughing

~wickerman~

the poor poor Invisible Woman..... did you see her lying dead on the floor?..... a perfect example of why women shouldn't be superheroes

stick out tongue

Next Venom_girl
Don't make us come over there! whip chair

pr1983
Originally posted by Next Venom_girl
Don't make us come over there! whip chair

go get em...

Swanky-Tuna
I don't think I'd make a good hero. Unless amorality is allowed. I'm not saying I'd go on a killing spree but I won't hesitate to maim or kill if the need arises. Heck, even if it's not that necessary. No squeaky clean BS for me.

Remember that, all of you possible heroes who could possibly turn evil. You pull that "chase me or save the hostage" crap, I'll kneecap you like THAT and save that hostage.

Scoobless
Originally posted by Swanky-Tuna
that, all of you possible heroes who could possibly turn evil. You pull that "chase me or save the hostage" crap, I'll kneecap you like THAT and save that hostage.

i'd kneecap the hostage then pummel you with your own legs

Swanky-Tuna
Originally posted by Scoobless
i'd kneecap the hostage then pummel you with your own legs
What if the hostage is pushed off a roof or strapped to a bomb?

pr1983
Originally posted by Swanky-Tuna
I don't think I'd make a good hero. Unless amorality is allowed. I'm not saying I'd go on a killing spree but I won't hesitate to maim or kill if the need arises. Heck, even if it's not that necessary. No squeaky clean BS for me.

Remember that, all of you possible heroes who could possibly turn evil. You pull that "chase me or save the hostage" crap, I'll kneecap you like THAT and save that hostage.

you need a certain flexibility or else you'll never get things done... so occasional amoral behaviour is good...

Scoobless
Originally posted by Swanky-Tuna
What if the hostage is pushed off a roof or strapped to a bomb?

then i'd get to save a bullet

evil face

Swanky-Tuna
Originally posted by Scoobless
then i'd get to save a bullet

evil face
I'm just gonna have to mercilessly kill your super hero form then, Scoob.

Wickerman
Originally posted by Scoobless
the poor poor Invisible Woman..... did you see her lying dead on the floor?..... a perfect example of why women shouldn't be superheroes

stick out tongue

Equal rights = equal fights laughing laughing

Should've stayed home to cook for the REAL heroes laughing

~wickerman~

Next Venom_girl
That's it! It's go time! 2guns

Wickerman
Originally posted by Next Venom_girl
That's it! It's go time! 2guns

FIX ME DINNER WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND GEMME ANOTHER COLD ONE!!!!!!!!!!


~wickerman~

Napalm
1. I love to beat people up

2. Killing bad guys is fun

Next Venom_girl
Ah, There you go. evil face

Originally posted by Wickerman
FIX ME DINNER WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND GEMME ANOTHER COLD ONE!!!!!!!!!!


~wickerman~

We're haven' your BRAINS for dinner tonight, or rather for an appetizer! velho
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pr1983
Originally posted by Next Venom_girl
Ah, There you go. evil face



We're haven' your BRAINS for dinner tonight, or rather for an appetizer! velho
http://guru-efx.com/marvel/venom/venom_02.jpg

sweet pic... i like women heroes... the costumes... droolio but seriously, they can be a valuable addition to any hero team...

Wickerman
GIMME ANOTHER COLD 'UN AN' ONE FER MY NEW FRIEND WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHATCHA LOOKIN AT? DID I TELL YA IT'S OK TO LOOK AT HIM? DID I? DID I? BACK TO DOIN' THE DISHES LOWER LIFE FORM!!!!!!!!!!!

~wickerman~

pr1983
Originally posted by Wickerman
GIMME ANOTHER COLD 'UN AN' ONE FER MY NEW FRIEND WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHATCHA LOOKIN AT? DID I TELL YA IT'S OK TO LOOK AT HIM? DID I? DID I? BACK TO DOIN' THE DISHES LOWER LIFE FORM!!!!!!!!!!!

~wickerman~

d'oh... there is such a thing as too much sarcasm stick out tongue

Wickerman
Originally posted by pr1983
d'oh... there is such a thing as too much sarcasm stick out tongue

"But I, being poor, have only my dreams. I have spread my dreams under your feet. Tread softly because you tread on my dreams."

wink
~wickerman~

pr1983
Originally posted by Wickerman
"But I, being poor, have only my dreams. I have spread my dreams under your feet. Tread softly because you tread on my dreams."

wink
~wickerman~

quoting yeats wont get you out of trouble with the ladies... stick out tongue

Wickerman
Originally posted by pr1983
quoting yeats wont get you out of trouble with the ladies... stick out tongue

but it might get me into trouble with a few guys *shifty eyes*

~wickerman~

pr1983
Originally posted by Wickerman
but it might get me into trouble with a few guys *shifty eyes*

~wickerman~

possibly... but not me... big grin

Wickerman
Originally posted by pr1983
possibly... but not me... big grin

It's good to know you don't swing that way big grin Anyway, waiting for She-venom to gimme that beer........

~wickerman~

pr1983
Originally posted by Wickerman
It's good to know you don't swing that way big grin Anyway, waiting for She-venom to gimme that beer........

~wickerman~

laughing

Next Venom_girl
Then you got a long wait ahead o' you 'cause it aint gonna happen dude.
And poetry will not save you.
nopity

Wickerman
Originally posted by Next Venom_girl
Then you got a long wait ahead o' you 'cause it aint gonna happen dude.
And poetry will not save you.
nopity

I expect merciless wrath in the form of washed and ironed clothing.

~wickerman~

Next Venom_girl
Do your own laundry dude. I don't even know how. At our house, my dad does the laundry.

At any rate this is you after annoy woman in the kitchen w/ your misogyny:
death *steak knife through head*

How do you want your brains, scrambled or fried? MUWAHAHAHA evil face

pr1983
Originally posted by Next Venom_girl
Do your own laundry dude. I don't even know how. At our house, my dad does the laundry.

At any rate this is you after annoy woman in the kitchen w/ your misogyny:
death *steak knife through head*

How do you want your brains, scrambled or fried? MUWAHAHAHA evil face

spoken like a true symbiote...

Swanky-Tuna
Anti-hero. In a recent debate, I ended up taking the time so look that word up and it describes what kind of hero I'd be.

Scoobless
Reasons you should be a superhero.

because if i don't get to be one i'll destroy all the other Super Heroes... and your little dog too!

Bishop X
I would want to be a superhero so I could have a high metabolism and eat as much as I wanted and never gain weight.

Vilukki90

LordFear
If I could choose one character's complete powers it would be Juggernaut.

Scoobless
Originally posted by LordFear
If I could choose one character's complete powers it would be Juggernaut.

i'd pick either Quasar or Green Lantern.... although my opinion on that would probably change every other time i got asked.... hmmmm.... now i want the Flash's powers.......... now Morph

confused

Swanky-Tuna
I'd want Absorbing Man's powers.

pr1983
Originally posted by Bishop X
I would want to be a superhero so I could have a high metabolism and eat as much as I wanted and never gain weight.

that would be a sweet power... superman is so lucky...

personally... i'd go for the superman deal...

so versatile, and able to save the most amount of people... and if i didnt want to be a hero i could do alot of other types of work...

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