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FMC? What the heck is FMC?

Originally posted by Captain REX
FMC? What the heck is FMC?
KMF whatever, i know there was something up there that had fmc innitials.

funny ^^

KMF? What the heck is KMF?

Originally posted by Captain REX
KMF? What the heck is KMF?
Killer Movies community Forums duh.

DO me

Originally posted by SlipknoT
DO me
Gazes into crystal ball..

I see a great future for you SlipknoT, you join a heavy metal band called "Skulltap" and become mainstream sooners then you can say freak on a leash.
http://nowyoudidit.com/RockPhoto/korn.jpg
Your band only becomes more and more popular with each passing record, you eventualy become so accepted as the kings of metal you get your own damn Magic the gathering card!
http://mi.wizards.com/global/images/magic/general/Skulltap.jpg
However all is not well.. the drummer gets into a terrible car accident by a drunk driver, the driver is arrested and serves ten years in jail, no parol. (A leniant setence, remember the times we live in..) and your band is never the same. You try to find a replacment and end up settling for this douche.
http://www.mtv.com/bands/d/durst_fred/news_feature_092901/images/main.jpg
My mom thinks I'm cool, KEEP ON ROLLIN' BABAY'!

You sing at the national Republican convention on your "Family Values" tour which was not nearly as big of a success as your managers had hoped. The new drummer is stale and quite the ******* who slept with a slutty pop singer and got herpees. You also find out the lead gutarist has brain cancer and maybe only has three years left to live. You sink into a deep depression and overdose on a new drug called "apathy juice". Popular amongst the democrat kids. You get so strung-out on this stuff you decide to re-register as a democrat and go solo. Your career as Skulltap is over, you stop talking to your friends. And now you have some lame single called "I don't need no bombs around me" which is horribly edited and butcherd by the censors of the liberal goverment you're siding with.

It starts to get hazy from there I am sorry..

Originally posted by Big Evil
Gazes into crystal ball..

I see a great future for you SlipknoT, you join a heavy metal band called "Skulltap" and become mainstream sooners then you can say freak on a leash.
http://nowyoudidit.com/RockPhoto/korn.jpg
Your band only becomes more and more popular with each passing record, you eventualy become so accepted as the kings of metal you get your own damn Magic the gathering card!
http://mi.wizards.com/global/images/magic/general/Skulltap.jpg
However all is not well.. the drummer gets into a terrible car accident by a drunk driver, the driver is arrested and serves ten years in jail, no parol. (A leniant setence, remember the times we live in..) and your band is never the same. You try to find a replacment and end up settling for this douche.
http://www.mtv.com/bands/d/durst_fred/news_feature_092901/images/main.jpg
My mom thinks I'm cool, KEEP ON ROLLIN' BABAY'!

You sing at the national Republican convention on your "Family Values" tour which was not nearly as big of a success as your managers had hoped. The new drummer is stale and quite the ******* who slept with a slutty pop singer and got herpees. You also find out the lead gutarist has brain cancer and maybe only has three years left to live. You sink into a deep depression and overdose on a new drug called "apathy juice". Popular amongst the democrat kids. You get so strung-out on this stuff you decide to re-register as a democrat and go solo. Your career as Skulltap is over, you stop talking to your friends. And now you have some lame single called "I don't need no bombs around me" which is horribly edited and butcherd by the censors of the liberal goverment you're siding with.

It starts to get hazy from there I am sorry..

WOW your so lucky SlipknoT :laugth:

do me

Originally posted by Fearnix
do me
Hmm.. The cards are perplexed..
It seems you will soon get a strange black letter in the mail, to directions to an old abandoned warehouse you never noticed before and when you go inside a man stands infront of you. He offers you the oppurtunity to give your life meaning, a life full of exsitement and exploration. You'll meet new people, see new things, and be exposed to advanced technologies which stimulate the mind. You're single and really have no family at this point in time so you go with it. You join The Men In Black.

http://www.sbsonline.nl/images/database/m/meninblack/special/sp_meninblack02.jpg
You save the galaxy and mankind never knows it, you witness amazing things, and learn the secrets of the universe. You meet this beautiful movie star who's really an alien in disguise because she loves the Earth but has to pretend to be human as not to cause a panic. Her entire race talks in /33t which is why her english isn't so good. You get drunk one night and you get "jiggy" with..
http://www.draki.net/~barfarf/jolie/angelina_jolie_38.jpg
@nG31iN@ j0L13. (Translation: Angelina Jolie.)

You can't believe you did this because you had just gotten into a serious relationship with another MIB member and you want to forget it ever happend. Which you then get the bright idea of using that laser pin device. You end up scrambeling your brains so bad you get amnesia, forget you're name, you're origon, and have no memory of the MIB. Sense you have lost your indendity before this occured and because you have no iddenity left of now the MIB has no choice but to kill you. Your girlfriend finds out anyway about the Angelina inccident and gladly offs you with a little cricket. Nice work "slick".

Sweet Fear

Originally posted by SlipknoT
DO me

Same place you are right now, mom and dads basement, or burger king.

uhh do me?

Originally posted by KidRock
Same place you are right now, mom and dads basement, or burger king. Still better than a Run Down trailer park with 9 kids and an obese wife...

Originally posted by TrAnCeDuO
uhh do me?
The spirits are restless..
TrAnCeDuO you lucky fool, you join the military and fight the good fight in Iraq. After enlisting you easily climb the ladder and exhibit the skills, the brains, and the trust to become a secret oprtive of the goverment. You are intrusted with an exprimental weapon to use in missions..
http://www.geocities.com/lunaticpandorasbox/gunblade.jpg
The Gunblade!
The gunblade serves you well as a bounty hunter, making jobs against drug smugglers and terrorists a breeze. However you finnaly go into "overdrive" when you meet the newest threat. You are orderd to attempt an assasination of Jim Kong who did radical expirments on himself and became..
http://www.void-games.com/media/fanart/chris_dk.jpg
Donkey Kong!
The mutation has left Jim insane. (Moreso..) and he now kidnaps CNN journalists and throws barrels at random citizens of North Koriea..

You don't see how an intelligent gorilla would be any problem with your gunblade untill you realise these barrels are actually nuclear warheads! (You wonderd why the cities population had a healthy green glow to thier skin but being liberal you didn't want to appear rascist..)You then confront DK and kill him. North Koriea no longer has a leader so they become "liberated" by America and now are a boot-licking country becoming reliant on thier economic hand-me-downs. It may be a step up from thier former communistic black days, but you don't feel proud of being a pawn in the goverment's schemes to invade the world while appearing heroic. So you give up the gunblade and resign from goverment duty promising not to delve any information to the public. (Doing so would mean ceartain death.)
However all the exposion to the radiation didn't leave you unscarred..
http://www.quintadimension.com/zonacritica/pics/gazoo.jpg
You're now fighting for greenie rights, demaning the green party change thier name and that you are not some genetic mutant and demand affirmative action be taken. (Despite how your "race" WAS the result of genetic alterations and technological misconduct..)

Originally posted by Big Evil
The spirits are restless..
TrAnCeDuO you lucky fool, you join the military and fight the good fight in Iraq. After enlisting you easily climb the ladder and exhibit the skills, the brains, and the trust to become a secret oprtive of the goverment. You are intrusted with an exprimental weapon to use in missions..
http://www.geocities.com/lunaticpandorasbox/gunblade.jpg
The Gunblade!
The gunblade serves you well as a bounty hunter, making jobs against drug smugglers and terrorists a breeze. However you finnaly go into "overdrive" when you meet the newest threat. You are orderd to attempt an assasination of Jim Kong who did radical expirments on himself and became..
http://www.void-games.com/media/fanart/chris_dk.jpg
Donkey Kong!
The mutation has left Jim insane. (Moreso..) and he now kidnaps CNN journalists and throws barrels at random citizens of North Koriea..

You don't see how an intelligent gorilla would be any problem with your gunblade untill you realise these barrels are actually nuclear warheads! (You wonderd why the cities population had a healthy green glow to thier skin but being liberal you didn't want to appear rascist..)You then confront DK and kill him. North Koriea no longer has a leader so they become "liberated" by America and now are a boot-licking country becoming reliant on thier economic hand-me-downs. It may be a step up from thier former communistic black days, but you don't feel proud of being a pawn in the goverment's schemes to invade the world while appearing heroic. So you give up the gunblade and resign from goverment duty promising not to delve any information to the public. (Doing so would mean ceartain death.)
However all the exposion to the radiation didn't leave you unscarred..
http://www.quintadimension.com/zonacritica/pics/gazoo.jpg
You're now fighting for greenie rights, demaning the green party change thier name and that you are not some genetic mutant and demand affirmative action be taken. (Despite how your "race" WAS the result of genetic alterations and technological misconduct..) Honestly, How much weed do you smoke?

Ehehhee this looks fun...predict me!

The being with foresight, show me my fate...

Originally posted by celesteamaya
Ehehhee this looks fun...predict me!
The Bible Code tells more then meets the eye..
celestemaya, you become an astronaught! You having a loving boyfriend who fills your days with glee and joy. But you have to peform this little expriement in space and when you come back you promise you two will get married.

Then in space there's a malfunction..

The ship's controls are suffering from a glitch of some sort and before you can figure things out a meator shower hits your vessel! You miracously survive but it sends your ship hurdeling into a small blackhole outside where your goverment ussualy controls orbit! You're sucked into the blackhole and spit out the other end (A whitehole.)

You crash land on a planet that looks and seems in every way just like your's. There's even intelligent people, you wonder if you just crashed back to Earth but no, they call this planet "Krypton". You snicker and make meation of an old comic book character where you come from. You're on their news broadcasts and everything. Crazy radicals think you're a demon sent to reign vengance on us so they wait for the perfect oppurtunity and shoot you in the head! It hurts like a mother but bounces off! You're more shocked then the onlookers and the avengilynes tremble in fear. One holds a little girl hostage and you forget your sense of self and react quickly to tackle him but he was a hundred feet away! And you tackle him into a nearby building which leaves it massively dented and cracked! A pure cement building! It starts to become clear what is going on here. As the fundementalists try to get away you pick up thier truck and throw it causing it massive damage but making sure they survive. Somehow though Krypton is like your planet the atmosphere has given you super human strength, invunaribility, increddible speed, and you soon begin to notice other powers such as flight, laser vision, X-Ray vision, and freeze breath! Yes celesmaya, you become..
http://www.silverbulletcomicbooks.com/news/images/0304/supergirl.jpg
Super Girl!
You fight for truth, justice, and the American way! The planet of Krypton could never be happier!
But unknowing to them you sit ontop a balcony at night, looking up above and crying yourself to sleep. Waiting for somehow, someway, to remain true to your promise.

Show my fate...

Originally posted by Darth Mantis
The being with foresight, show me my fate...
Forget Bible Code.. We got math and super computers!
It seems Darth Mantis you will unknowlingly seal your own fate by stepping on a preying mantis. Which has the "butterfly effect" causing a gigantic intelligent mantis to tell you to praise him or he'll eat you.
http://www.schmeling-consulting.de/gallery/mantis.jpg
(Yes people, that's a real mantis upclose..)
So you worship the mantis, he then commands you to spread his gospel which you do. But everyone laughs at you and doesn't believe your crazy story of a mantis god hiding from the public pissed at you for stepping on one of his children he made in his image.

You eventualy return to the mantis and tell him the story. He yells with a thundering voice "LIER! YOU DARE MOCKETH THE LORD!?" and gobbles you up.

Evidently it turns out the diety of a mantis was the green party's doings because they figured people would never willingly help nature so they gave them a little power-boost so they could defend themself. Someone taped your death and exposed the truth but too late, Nader gave the signal and gigantic wasps dropped "hive bombs" on entire villages which let out millions upon millions of bee swarms that killed off thousands of people and those that survived were left to insectoid slavery. A new slogan adoped by the capitve serfs is "Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos!"

Lol, Do me

I would like to be done..

Originally posted by Pablo G
Show my fate...
Sits quitely and meditates..
Pablo G, for your sins against your own body and as your Christian fundementalist mother told you, doing that would make you go blind. (I don't think I need to go into detail, I'll just say your obsession with your gun made a bullet get caught in your eye..)

Out of angst revenge for being a teenager deprived of good-times you become a vigilantie hero who listens to Cradle of Filth to rebel against your mother and become Doubledare Devil! (Your friends didn't believe you'd wear a devil outfit as long as you lived under mom's roof!)
http://www.spiderfan.org/characters/file_photo/daredevil.jpg
You fight crime and try to appear cool by joining the church of Satan and the Church of Satan in thanks gives you a sidekick. A hot tommoly of a girl.
http://www.poster.net/elektra/elektra-marvel-comic-3700371.jpg
Unfourtanatly Satanists were never the "saving myself for the right person" type and you catch a strange new std that makes your dick fall off. You can still peform bodily functions jsuch as peeing, you just have no yankee doodle dandee. Anyway, being the Satanic ***** that she is she dumps you for some loser named "Evil Eye"
http://members.at.infoseek.co.jp/comic/daredevil/image/bullseye.jpg
and has his own comic book series because he makes himself a commercial figure for being open minded (Opend leg is more like it.) and has his "Evil Eye for the queer guy" series where he talks about that making love is a beautiful thing wether it's with a man or a woman. Because the left-wing is so loony toon they completely ignore the fact that he's a manwhore and just tote the fact that it's equality. You mutter "I should've listend to mom and become a lawyer.." and countinue your path as a crime-fighter with no hope to *ahem!* grab onto..

My turn, I wish to see my future...

And it's KMC, not FMC or KMF...

Originally posted by Jedi_KnightAlly
Lol, Do me
The scry pool detects great things ahead of you Jedi_KnightAlly..
It seems you come up with a brand new diet craze to sweep the nation! Doctors scoff at it not because of moral objection, but how it must raise triglyceride levels and put you at risk for heart disease! You invent..
http://www.kenston.k12.oh.us/khs/movies/reddragon_6.jpg
THE CANNIBAL DIET!
You write a book called "How to Serve Man" and conservatives object and proclaim it's a cookbook, everyone rolls thier eyes and accepts the new no-carb outlook with open arms. Asking if there's any vitamin H in thier cheeseburger and the new favorite dish amongst Americans becoming baby back ribs..

Do me! Do me!

Predict my fate...

Originally posted by Fionnuala
I would like to be done..
Hmmm.. Oh dear...
It seems your parents will get divorced and your dad will marry another woman.
http://www.psy.plym.ac.uk/year2/social_behaviour/wicked-stepmother.gif
She's a member of PETA so you can immagine you're now practicaly forced to lead a vegan lifestyle. She says annoyingly "an apple a day keeps the doctor away", unfourtanatly she's also mentaly ill and thinks you take up too much of her and her precious'es times so she poisens one of the apples and you die. No PC little people here to save you, the ***** got away with murder..

Originally posted by Big Evil
Hmmm.. Oh dear...
It seems your parents will get divorced and your dad will marry another woman.
http://www.psy.plym.ac.uk/year2/social_behaviour/wicked-stepmother.gif
She's a member of PETA so you can immagine you're now practicaly forced to lead a vegan lifestyle. She says annoyingly "an apple a day keeps the doctor away", unfourtanatly she's also mentaly ill and thinks you take up too much of her and her precious'es times so she poisens one of the apples and you die. No PC little people here to save you, the ***** got away with murder..

damn..I always knew I'd be killed by a posined apple..

Originally posted by Captain REX
My turn, I wish to see my future...

And it's KMC, not FMC or KMF...
Interesting..
It seems you become a degenerate in the future and commit many of crimes. Eventualy you get caught and the goverment can legaly do expirments on you. So they do, and they splice your genes with that of a dinosaur. It's succesful and you now have two choices (Cause obviously you can't go back to jail..) either die, or accept the pact the goverment made with the public broadcasting channel. You decide the latter, we now return you too..
http://pbskids.kids.us/images/sub-square-barney.gif
Captain Rex and his prehistoric adventures!
(Today we're going to learn about sharing when Captain Rex survives the ice-age..)

Originally posted by dark1365
Do me! Do me!
....
You become a politician of the independant party dark1365, you enter each and every election. Proclaiming the same rants and rave time after time. You never get voted for because you're not one of the major parties, but you don't seem to care because you have this vague idea that America will one day see the light and realize that it doesn't HAVE to be a two party system.. You die old and alone, and have on your gravestone..
http://untruenews.com/more_images/ralph_nader.jpg
He voted for Kodos..

Least I'm not a purple dinosaur on a children's show, eh Rex?

Originally posted by Big Evil
Strange..
http://www.keepontrippin.com/parks/springm/springm20.jpg
I'm not going to ask the spirits how or why, but somehow you become a fire hydrant. If you liked dogs before you won't now..

....

Wow, that sucks, lol

Originally posted by Big Evil
Interesting..
It seems you become a degenerate in the future and commit many of crimes. Eventualy you get caught and the goverment can legaly do expirments on you. So they do, and they splice your genes with that of a dinosaur. It's succesful and you now have two choices (Cause obviously you can't go back to jail..) either die, or accept the pact the goverment made with the public broadcasting channel. You decide the latter, we now return you too..
http://pbskids.kids.us/images/sub-square-barney.gif
Captain Rex and his prehistoric adventures!
(Today we're going to learn about sharing when Captain Rex survives the ice-age..)



Can you see any further, great BE?

What is going to happen to me (fire hydrant) other then the obvious dog-ness

lol, as I said. My foresight only gos so far. I'm limited to a fleshy body despite my control over the black magicks.

*destroys BE's fleshy body*

Originally posted by Big Evil
Sits quitely and meditates..
Pablo G, for your sins against your own body and as your Christian fundementalist mother told you, doing that would make you go blind. (I don't think I need to go into detail, I'll just say your obsession with your gun made a bullet get caught in your eye..)

Out of angst revenge for being a teenager deprived of good-times you become a vigilantie hero who listens to Cradle of Filth to rebel against your mother and become Doubledare Devil! (Your friends didn't believe you'd wear a devil outfit as long as you lived under mom's roof!)
http://www.spiderfan.org/characters/file_photo/daredevil.jpg
You fight crime and try to appear cool by joining the church of Satan and the Church of Satan in thanks gives you a sidekick. A hot tommoly of a girl.
http://www.poster.net/elektra/elektra-marvel-comic-3700371.jpg
Unfourtanatly Satanists were never the "saving myself for the right person" type and you catch a strange new std that makes your dick fall off. You can still peform bodily functions jsuch as peeing, you just have no yankee doodle dandee. Anyway, being the Satanic ***** that she is she dumps you for some loser named "Evil Eye"
http://members.at.infoseek.co.jp/comic/daredevil/image/bullseye.jpg
and has his own comic book series because he makes himself a commercial figure for being open minded (Opend leg is more like it.) and has his "Evil Eye for the queer guy" series where he talks about that making love is a beautiful thing wether it's with a man or a woman. Because the left-wing is so loony toon they completely ignore the fact that he's a manwhore and just tote the fact that it's equality. You mutter "I should've listend to mom and become a lawyer.." and countinue your path as a crime-fighter with no hope to *ahem!* grab onto..

My johnson's gonna fall of

Originally posted by Big Evil
Forget Bible Code.. We got math and super computers!
It seems Darth Mantis you will unknowlingly seal your own fate by stepping on a preying mantis. Which has the "butterfly effect" causing a gigantic intelligent mantis to tell you to praise him or he'll eat you.
http://www.schmeling-consulting.de/gallery/mantis.jpg
(Yes people, that's a real mantis upclose..)
So you worship the mantis, he then commands you to spread his gospel which you do. But everyone laughs at you and doesn't believe your crazy story of a mantis god hiding from the public pissed at you for stepping on one of his children he made in his image.

You eventualy return to the mantis and tell him the story. He yells with a thundering voice "LIER! YOU DARE MOCKETH THE LORD!?" and gobbles you up.

Evidently it turns out the diety of a mantis was the green party's doings because they figured people would never willingly help nature so they gave them a little power-boost so they could defend themself. Someone taped your death and exposed the truth but too late, Nader gave the signal and gigantic wasps dropped "hive bombs" on entire villages which let out millions upon millions of bee swarms that killed off thousands of people and those that survived were left to insectoid slavery. A new slogan adoped by the capitve serfs is "Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos!" Wow... Mantis gets killed by a Prey Mantis... that sucks...

By the way, i'd like you all to meet celesteamaya, a good friend of mine from Gaia who is the absolute CUTEST! ^.^

Originally posted by Big Evil
By the way, i'd like you all to meet celesteamaya, a good friend of mine from Gaia who is the absolute CUTEST! ^.^
I'm not THAT cute...

Welcome to KMC "absolute CUTEST! ^.^" person...

I can't say that i would know....... Or would i

Nah, i was just quoting that big evil guy...

Or would you...

-stares at sig- w00t! BR is the best movie ever. I have a picture of the wild seven as my desktop background...I still think the original Battle Royale is better than BR2 though. ^^

Originally posted by celesteamaya
Or would you...

-stares at sig- w00t! BR is the best movie ever. I have a picture of the wild seven as my desktop background...I still think the original Battle Royale is better than BR2 though. ^^

yeah me too, that is why my sig is primarily BRI

ME next!

Originally posted by ESP07
ME next!
I sense alot of fear in you.. Fear is the path to the democrats..
Democrats lead to liberals..
Liberals lead to securalists..
And securalists.. lead to suffering!
It seems you want to become a Jedi SO badly that you surf the net in search of the offical Jedi religon. You eventualy find out where one lives and get a plan ticket to get see this "Jedi".
http://www.starwars.jp/character/image/qui_gon_jinn.jpg
I will not train you.. This is not your destiny..

The fear grows into anger, you yell "Fine! I'll make my own Jedi council! And it will have blackjack, and hookers, infact.. FORGET THE COUNCIL!" you storm off and make a pact with the devil. (Hillary Clinton.) She gets appointed head of state, you're built your own "Church of Sith". The pinkos would rally that this violates seperation of church/state. But sense thier bloody hypocrites who will do anything to keep the conservative agenda down. You are safe.

Hillary trains you well in the ways of securalism. You become her prized apprentice.
http://csd.varlew.net/images/bannerleft.gif
But the force is never with you. Your anger turns to hate. Hate for the Jedi.. hate for religon as a whole.. You have completed your journey towards securalism.

You develop the ultimate plan to kill anything that speaks of God in a good light, the "Jedi" are hunted down and destroyed. And you kill your former master for growing "soft" and demanding a communism nation when you know the best way to control the masses is to keep them struggeling in a six-class society as it is now. You regim will last for ten years before your mind becomes clouded with infatuation for a girl from an enemy territory. The Jedi told you nothing's worst then love.
http://weekly.ahram.org.eg/1999/452/star.jpg
You wave your hand around trying those "Jedi mind tricks" and look like you have epilepsy or something. She scoffs at your vain attempts to be a moraly sound, caring individual. (Okay let's face it, trying to coeirce chicks into going out with you through psionics isn't exactly a turn on.)
Your suffering now begins, and it doesn't stop. You commit sepeku, and once again balance is restored to the force. *Star Wars theme plays*

Originally posted by Big Evil
Ask and I shall use my black magick powers to show you your inevitable future.

I love that comic.....its sooooo gooooood

oh, crap, I hate politics...

This is the Greatest. You need help. But first, I would like me fate black magic guy.

Originally posted by Kiu Dun
This is the Greatest. You need help. But first, I would like me fate black magic guy.
Very peculuar..
It seems Kui Dun you will lead the rebel alliance against Bush'es regim. (He has found so many legal loopholes in the constitution he is practicaly garanteed dictatorship untill death's hand wields.) And if death's hand needs to wield and evil is afoot, you best get a head's up! So you band together with a group of terrorists err-- "freedom fighters". And journey down to the foul pits known as "the red states" to find Bush'es secret lair. No easy task, and rednecks are always packing. Luckiely you are a trained warrior.
http://www.dungeony.cz/konzole/sekce/ff7/images/cloud.gif
However all is not well, despite you being obviously un-conservative, the liberal media is vultures and to get quick and easy ratings shows you in your weakest state and for the whole word to see pictures of you cross-dressing are put infront of the camera screen..
http://ew2.lysator.liu.se/pic/fanq/l/i/lindachan2/linda_fanart_cloudcg2.jpg
Your image is tarnished, alot of your team-mates have lost alot of respect for you. As usual there will be small groups of people ranting about gay rights or that there's nothing unusual or wrong with wanting to look pretty and feeling like a girl inside. But this sortof exposure only makes things worst. So you inevitably have to step down from opposing Bush untill the sham subsides. However because Bush the tyrant is in control this sortof behaivor is unacceptable and before you can say yaoi you are put into prison. Where you actually meet someone and soon get married by an activist judge.
http://www.michaelsgamingworld.com/graphics/barret.gif
You reluctantly admit to your gay lover you were never really a woman but this jail bird gives you the bighouse words of wisdom "After you've been here for about ten or so years they all look the same from behind" and you live happiely after.
The (Tapped heheheh..) End..