NAUGHTY 'Star Wars' lines
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lau_timmy
Han Solo-
'Grab me, Chewie. I'm slipping -- hold on. Grab it, almost... you almost got it. Gently now, all right, easy, easy, hold me Chewie.'
Darth Vader (to Emperor Palpatine): "I have felt him, my Master."
Wedge Antilles (during Death Star battle): "Look at the *SIZE* of that thing!"
AOTC - Palpatine: "Do it for me, m'lady!"
lucasfilm
umm... this shouldnt be here...
HAROLD
How RETARDED. And you're not even a 'May 2005'.
Prod
LOL...yeah...pick ANY line...and put "in my pants" after it...makes it funny...or funnier...
"Grab me, Chewie. I'm slipping -- hold on. Grab it, almost... you almost got it. Gently now, all right, easy, easy, hold me Chewie in my pants"
"I have felt him in my pants"
"Look at the *SIZE* of that thing in my pants!"
"Do it for me in my pants, m'lady!"
Darth MoonPIE
im sorry but i thought this was hilarious and so did my brother and his friend... hahahaha
mephistodesigns
Originally posted by HAROLD
How RETARDED. And you're not even a 'May 2005'.
Like being from Apr 2005 makes you any cooler than the May 2005 people?
mephistodesigns
"We did it" Leia in ANH....
not terribly clever....but funny none the less
mephistodesigns
oh c'mon...you're from Texas....I know you aren't above this....
ChristianRocker
same here don't dis him i thought it was funny
HAROLD
Originally posted by mephistodesigns
Like being from Apr 2005 makes you any cooler than the May 2005 people?
My pointless-thread starting ended within my first few days here.
LightSaber_Part
Originally posted by mephistodesigns
oh c'mon...you're from Texas....I know you aren't above this....
yeah and most people from TX know what crossing the line of stupid-ism is.
Ben-Kenobi
lau timmy stop talkin bout star wars jimmys its just nasty.
mephistodesigns
Originally posted by HAROLD
My pointless-thread starting ended within my first few days here.
ah, so you've done it to eh? those who live in plasteel jedi temples shouldn't throw thermal detonators!
....give it a minute...it'll make sense...
DarkYoda
I think there was a thread on this in the expanded universe or classic trilogy forum somewhere. There were a lot of great lines. Someone search for it and post the link. I'm too lazy right now and I'm working with all of this video!!!
mephistodesigns
Jeez DY....you're just getting to be a total sloth aren't you?
here....
Take it to Queeq's and take a load off man, those freeloaders can spare you for an hour or so....
LightSaber_Part
Originally posted by mephistodesigns
Jeez DY....you're just getting to be a total sloth aren't you?
here....
Take it to Queeq's and take a load off man, those freeloaders can spare you for an hour or so....
You know a PEPSI sounds good
mephistodesigns
ahhhhh!!! noooo!!! Resist the marketing, you must!
astrofan428
Originally posted by LightSaber_Part
You know a PEPSI sounds good
Are you kidding? Pepsi is disgusting.
Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper!!!
Come on its Texas, we made Dr. Pepper and we love it. We have a damn Dr. Pepper museum, and I have been there.
mephistodesigns
.....prunes.....
LightSaber_Part
Originally posted by mephistodesigns
ahhhhh!!! noooo!!! Resist the marketing, you must!
What about the Diet Pepsi
*that Cheeseburger you do not want*
LightSaber_Part
Originally posted by astrofan428
Are you kidding? Pepsi is disgusting.
Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper!!!
Come on its Texas, we made Dr. Pepper and we love it. We have a damn Dr. Pepper museum, and I have been there.
You know I really need to try that
astrofan428
Originally posted by LightSaber_Part
You know I really need to try that
You should, it is very good.
You should check out the museum too.
I got an "I'm a Pepper" t-shirt.(pity me)
LightSaber_Part
Originally posted by astrofan428
You should, it is very good.
You should check out the museum too.
I got an "I'm a Pepper" t-shirt.(pity me)
DarkYoda
Dr. Pepper rules!
I like pepsi and coke also... but (and don't flame me saying that it isn't true... I think it affects some people more than others) I would swear that coke and pepsi make me have acne breakouts.
LightSaber_Part
Originally posted by DarkYoda
Dr. Pepper rules!
I like pepsi and coke also... but (and don't flame me saying that it isn't true... I think it affects some people more than others) I would swear that coke and pepsi make me have acne breakouts.
oh gosh, thats bad.
LightSaber_Part
ok, what do you call a carbonated drink?? Like Pepsi,Dr. pepper, etc. etc.
tpaquin
We have a topic for this, and it's in the OT forum.
astrofan428
Originally posted by LightSaber_Part
ok, what do you call a carbonated drink?? Like Pepsi,Dr. pepper, etc. etc.
What do you mean?
Like how some people call all sodas cokes?
LightSaber_Part
Originally posted by astrofan428
What do you mean?
Like how some people call all sodas cokes?
YES!!!!
because every one I know that was born in TX calls sodas, coke.
( I know, I know off topic)
astrofan428
Originally posted by LightSaber_Part
YES!!!!
because every one I know that was born in TX calls sodas, coke.
( I know, I know off topic)
Dont worry this thread is only hanging by a thread anyway.(terrible pun)
I just call it a drink, since I dont really "drink". I usually drink DP or gatorade.
LightSaber_Part
Ok.
Echuu
"this weapon is your life"
Lord Tyrant
What about....
"At that speed, will we be able to pull out in time"
LOL!
mephistodesigns
"We're coming!"--Threepio in ROTJ
"Uhhhh.....I thought they smelled bad on the outside"--Han in ESB
"I didn't know I had it in me."--Threepio in ROTJ
Texansfan05
Originally posted by mephistodesigns
oh c'mon...you're from Texas....I know you aren't above this....
Texas is great!!!
DarkDethbringer
damn dude it's C3-PO so if you were to shorten it it would be 3-PO! lol funny quotes some I never thought of!
mephistodesigns
actually, its C-3P0, and when they shorten it in written form in dialogue the write "Threepio".
hunchy
not that i really want to join this discussion, but no one can forget Yoda's lines from ESB. Just remember guys: "Size matters not"
Darth Mantis
Originally posted by mephistodesigns
.....prunes..... Prune flavored Pepsi.... It's beautiful....
Bespin Bart
You amateurs, you are supposed to replace words with pants!
"I feel a disturbance in the Pants..."
Jazzman_78
Ok, OK, I give in...
"The Force will be with you, always, in your pants."
Obi-Wan Kenobi, ANH
oh, geez...
NoFate007
"Its rough and coarse...and it gets everywhere...in my pants."
"You might even say, Jedi are encouraged to love, in your pants."
"Are you an angel? They live in your pants, I think."
"I'd much rather dream about Padme, in my pants."
"This weapon is your life" - funny enough as it is.
LandoSpeeder2
Anakin: "Your just the way I remember you in my pants"
Anakin: "What have I done in my pants!"
Yoda: "Only two their are in my pants, no more, no less, a master and an apprentice."
Anakin: "This is where the fun begins in my pants."
Grand Moff Gav
may the farce be with you
Naredhel
You're overlooking the entire "I have felt him dialogue" - much better when you add it all:
Emperor: "Are you sure?"
Vader: "I felt him"
Emperor: "Strange that I have not"
Grand Moff Gav
ahhhhhh the emperor is pregnent
SpyCspider
http://www.killermovies.com/forums/f5/t336530.html
knock urselves out
hunchy
Yeah, this really doesn't belong in the Star Wars Episode 3 forum.
DeadStar
Originally posted by LandoSpeeder2
Yoda: "Only two their are in my pants, no more, no less, a master and an apprentice."
haha n1
El_NINO
"You sucking big doo-doo this time"
astrofan428
"A jedi can feel the force flowing through his pants."
El_NINO
"You sucking big doo-doo in your pants this time"
El_NINO
"I WONT JOIN YOU IN YOUR PANTS" - ESB: Luke
lucasfilm
Originally posted by Naredhel
You're overlooking the entire "I have felt him dialogue" - much better when you add it all:
Emperor: "Are you sure?"
Vader: "I felt him"
Emperor: "Strange that I have not"
NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE!! i was just thinking about that one...
GreatJediKnight
"At last we shall reveal ourselves to the Jedi" Darth Maul
Jazzman_78
Ummm...Yoda: Do not underestimate the Emperor in your pants.
And another one we all overlooked!
I have a bad feeling about this in my pants!
El_NINO
"Its somewhere else more elusive in your pants" - TPM: Obi Wan
darthvader_fan
what about lime coke. Wait a minute that is not what were talkin about
funny lines
" I mean you no harm in my pants"
The Ones
"You must do what you feel is right in my pants"
Count Doodoo
(Ep. III) CLONE PILOT: They're all over me. Get them off my...
(Ep. V) HAN SOLO: Hurry up, Goldenrod...
(Ep. VI) REBEL PILOT: She's gonna blow!
(Ep. I) ANAKIN: Wow! It's so huge!
Anakin_20
This time we do it together
- Obiwan (EPIII)
I was just about to say that
- Anakin (EPIII)
BrianWilsonJedi
funny thread wrong forum
Jayd265
"may the force be with you, in your pants"
Soda
"Take me up the shitter, hard and deep" - Leia - EP 6
Naredhel
Um... when did she say that?
eleveninches
There is a thread for this in the 'episode iv-vi' forum.
MOVING
Soda
Originally posted by Naredhel
Um... when did she say that?
listen real careful in jabbas palace
The Ones
dude, nice sig soda
smoker4
Originally posted by Soda
"Take me up the *******, hard and deep" - Leia - EP 6
I'm sure i would have spotted that line, oh and reported
Soda
Originally posted by The Ones
dude, nice sig soda
thanks, only the british seem to find it funny lol
Soda
Originally posted by smoker4
I'm sure i would have spotted that line, oh and reported
go succk a fucck
smoker4
No thanks, oh and thanks for representing the UK in such a nice way
eXSBass
ROFL! Love your sig Soda. What do you think is his pint of best? I'm thinking Cronenburg
Grand Moff Gav
soda that is a greeeeeeeeat sig
Grand Moff Gav
Originally posted by eXSBass
ROFL! Hate your sig Soda. What do you think is his pint of best? I'm thinking Cronenburg not that i drink because im, a girl
sorry eXBass but whenever i see you ill misquote whatever you say
NoFate007
I hope none of these were said yet, but if not....
"Seeing you alive brings warm feelings in my pants."
"An entire legion of my best troops await them in my pants."
"Very dangerous it is putting them together. I don't think the boy can handle it. I don't trust him, in my pants."
"What's in there?"
"Only what you take with you. Your weapons...you do not need them."
"You're sweating in your pants, relax."
"Pull up Anakin."
lau_timmy
Luke: "I feel the Force!"
Obi-Wan: "But you cannot control it."
Luke: "It feels like..."
Yoda: (off-screen) "Feel like what?"
Luke: (points weapon at Yoda) "Like we're being watched!"
Tarkin: "That's enough Lord Vader. Release him!"
Vader: "As you wish."
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