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Okay, who's in? It'll cost 2000 dollars to rent the boat for a week on Lake Shasta. The boat has a hot tub, sleeps 15, a water slide, vcr, tv (not that we'd even use the tv and vcr), and it also has an open bar. Imagine that.

2000 dollars..can you convert that to pounds sterling, it sounds a bit rich for my liking.

I think it would be 4000 pounds, but split between fifteen people, it would only be 4000 pounds divided by 15, for a week! That's like 266 pounds each! That is a steal!

what a dumb ass!

Count me in then when do we set sail?

what's your problem captain?

th is the problem he's too skanky!

So you are in??? We need people who can party and have a good time. I'm marking you down as attending. Good. We have three peeps so far. We set sail as soon as we have enough people to pay the boat off! The package also includes a couple of Jet Skis, a 'love raft', and a bunch of fishing poles.

shanky is that american slang...explain please

skanky is like, trashy slutty. i dunno if that explains it.

but anyway th is a nasty whore, his ass, is worthless and ugly.

Don't worry about her, bader. She and I have a love hate relationship. She loves me and I hate her.

don't know if i want to go on a boat trip with a nasty whore especially if it's ugly and worthless...thanks for the heads up captain.

yeah right!

screw you're uncle th and when you're finished shave you're chimp ass!

you're welcome bader!

2000 dollars US is like 2000 pounds U.K

silva dahlin!

hey doll

woooooooooooooooooo! we should fill this boat up with male strippers!

can seth and dogbert be one

yes of course other male strippers coming to the boat house:

ashton kutcher
brad pitt
orlando bloom
chad micheal murray
sean william scott
ben mckenzie
th (jk, thats a big joke)

Actually, i think it's like 2000 us = 4000 uk. So, are you in Silvs? It will be a great trip, some good fun in the sun. More than 15 people can go, the boat just sleeps 15, just bring a sleeping bag and sleep on the roof if under the stars if you want. Or, we can anchor and camp on an island. The possibilities are endless.

TH would scar us for life










but I like you list, and dont forget Paul Walker

http://www.bankofcanada.ca/cgi-bin/famecgi_fdps

its almost 2000 pounds

oh of course that baby and tom welling mmmmmm

yes th would bruise our eyes.

ashton kutcher
brad pitt
orlando bloom
chad micheal murray
sean william scott
ben mckenzie
th
bader
silvs
captain claudia


Okay, that's ten people. We need five more and we can book this boat. We need more girls.

Okay, fine, all that matters is you are going.

paul W and tom welling too
so 3 more

ok igot five more ppl jack in the box
captain crunch
yu gi oh
harry potter
pikachu
were set for an orgy

Paul Walker and Tom Welling can't come.

why the hell not skank!?

No, they can't go. C'mon you guys. This is supposed to be fun.

Fine, they can go, so that's 12!

me and CC would rape them in our rooms

fine then...we still have all the other guys!

lets partay!

th you should step aside...you're gonna ruin the fun...losers tend to do that

ahahhahahahaah yes silva i have the rope and masking tape..i get seth and ashton, oh this is gonna be fun!

You have no idea.

C'mon, we still need three more people, you skamps!

you dont make sense th go get a life and leave us alone, better yet jump off the boat and drown.

I call Orli and Chad naughty

mmmm!.....let us proceed with our sexual activities.

Oh, there will be plenty of jumping off the boat in the hot sun. That's what it is all about. C'mon?!?!!

Well TH I was gonna come but since there are gonna be male strippers then I think Ill pass.

OMG, guess who just pm'd me and said she wants to go????????!

tired hiker! you're not getting pissed off or calling me names ...oh well

who th who!?

I think you will change your mind after what I'm about to tell you. . . .

Paris Hilton just pm'd me and told me she's coming and she's bringing ten of her girlfriends!!! That's 22 people, time to book the boat.


*calls Lake Shasta*

Hi, yeah, put it under Tired Hiker. Thankyou.

*hangs up*

Okay, now we can rent two boats if we can get 8 more people!!!

harry potter says "i'll invite 8 wizards"

8 wizards come

woooooooooooo we're set!

I think paris is kind of a b***. But if you can get jessica simpson to come then I sure as hell will go.

oh jessica simspon is so there....i luv her new song and she has a kick ass style!

SHE IS HOT! Ok Im coming now.

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww hilton whore

Paris is a b***. I dont like her at all. But TH dose.

Of course, she's one of Paris's friends, Lf!!!

And with Harry Potter and the Wizards, we can rent two boats!! We are so stoked!!!!

Okay, we will all meet here right now and have a slumber party. Tomorrow, we get up early and we are Shasta bound!

Ok and I cant wait to meet jessica.

yay! ashton and seth!

threesome!

good god will i have an orgasm like never bfore, silva we can trade after! wooo

th and lf12 can screw each other! hehehe

No thanks. Ill be screwing jessica though.

and how smoke

ok th suit yourself!

woooooooooooooooooo silva!

i mean lf12

Yeah, I don't play that game, CC.fyou

They better be oiled and ready to go

Okay, I did the math and we have 33 peoplek, so the 3 left overs can sleep on the roof. I always sleep on the roof on house boat trips, so someone else can have a bed. I have my Therm-a-rest and the roof. Okay?

CC mabey you an paris can screw each other.

go to hell th!

and you know what **** you back!

no thanks lf 12 ima join silva in the oiling of 4 very hot men!

I don't think Paris would stoop that low.

at least im screwing aomeone th ha!

thats why paris is gonna screw mw and not you !

mw=me*

Me and TH will throw all the men over board so that we have only women on board.

I don't want to screw Paris, she's just a party girl, she's there for added chaos. Pure and simple.

no one asked for your opinion th the dork!

No, all we have to do is get Tex his own boat, and he'll meet us out on the lake, and inevitably all those Brad Pitt, Ashton Krutcher guys will flock to his stexyness and he'll have them to himself, and we'll have the girls!

me and CC will leave if the men do

thats right!

btw, th is a stupid skank with a jiggly ass!

O...k... But I am not meeting tex in a boat. Ill just stay on the cruiser boat.

well kids ima go to sleep wooooo
nighty night!

Dude, once tex gets there there will be 3 boats. So many people will be going off and doing their own things that you won't have to worry about Tex. He'll be busy with Brad or something. Jessica is all you.

As for me, I'm keeping it real. I'm going to be the sober one who Captains the lead boat!

Good night CC.

Good night CC!

Ok.

Silvs, the men ain't leavin' and the party wouldn't be the same w/out you, so you are in. It's all about a good time. Nothing happens on the house boat unless you want it to.

I'm in
But first I need sleep, night boys wavey

Okay, looks like everyone is going to bed. We meet here tomorrow and we take a bus I rented to the lake. Don't forget your beach towel, sun block, and some cash because we will stop at Costco in Redding to stock up on booze and food.

Oh yeah, i forgot, we are all having a slumber party, but everyone is sleeping and not partying. Pitt walks in and lays his bag and pillow between Captain Claudia and Silvs. He goes to sleep and begins to snore.

Im still awake TH.

Everyone dreams of a PULP song.

Boats And Trains:

Would you like to hear / about the things I fear? / About my life, and loves too? / Well why should I tell you? / If I told you a secret / you'd be sure to leak it / You couldn't keep it inside / no matter how hard you tried / On boats and trains and / and boats and trains and / funny things and / funny things and / La la la...

Um I dont really want to hear any songs right now.

*Jessica Simpson is out on the deck saying goodnight to Nick on her cellie. She steps back into the room where evryone is sleeping and she sees leatherface12 spreading out his sleeping bag. They meet eyes and decide to snog*

So jessica how are you?

*Jessica is bummed because Nick is recording a song with Gwen Stefanie. She doesn't say a word and she snogs LF12*

* kisses jessica *

*I leave the room and prep the bus for tomorrow's journey to the lake*

*a wave of snores and snogs emerses from the room*

Ok but I might be staying behind on the trip. I might be a little bit busy.

*meanwhile, I put everyone's luggage into the bus. I take the bus to the gas station and fill her up. I name her, Nancy. I drive Nancy back to the house and I sleep in my bag and dream of a special girl I know who is not here*

Yeah, right. You both are going. We get up at 5:30am to board the bus. Jessica is all over this trip, so you better be too. You have plenty of time to get to know her, young man. Just keep it simple tonight. There's a whole wild week ahead of us to explore.

Ok.

Anychance of a refund all this talk of male strippers and sex has made me somewhat nervous about the whole idea of a boat trip with you lot...better i stand on the quayside and wave you off, yeah that would be best, there's no chance of contracting a STD that way.

Bon Voyage

Aaaaaaaaah, man. no2

You are coming regardless. There is so much to do on a house boat trip. Right now it's all talk and stuff, but tomorrow when it actually happens, it will be all good. There is a place for everone on the open waters of Lake Shasta. Check it out on the web!

Well i ain't sharin my sleeping bag with anyone unless they resemble a female in every detail...no i mean it, call me old fashioned but i guess i have lived a sheltered life

Dude, let it go. This isn't some big gay Rosie O'donnel Cruise Line. It's a house boat trip and it's for pretends.

it would be around 1,400

no it wouldnt

2000/3 = 700 ish

700*2=1400

right?

no

2,000.00 USD
United States Dollars = 1,096.94 GBP
United Kingdom Pounds

thats about it, I got 1088

well i was closer than TH's 4000

much closer

Well, in my world, we don't even use money! "Hi, I'd like to order a free pizza!"

I know, I'm lame.

Okay, so everyone is still asleep and the house boat awaits us at the lake. And stuff.