The Nonsense-Ouisense Jabberwocky Interpretation Game!

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Ou Be Low hoo
Yo, check me one time and that's my word...My rhymes are ridiculous, my lyrics un-heard...Anyway...

I'm sure most of you fools are aware of 'Jabberwocky' by Lewis Carroll. It was originally part of Carroll's 'Through the Looking-Glass and What Alice Found There', published in 1872. Anyway, it's a masterpiece of 'sound poetry'...The words are chosen due to their phonetic aesthetic with many of them 'nonsense' words such as 'brillig', 'gyre', 'outgrabe', etc, etc.

So, the idea, said the Owl to the Frog, is to replace the 'nonsense' words with real, live words of your own. Everyone's interpretation should be different and it'll be interesting to see what comes out...Try to be a little original...

Here's the original to copy and change...

`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

"Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!"

He took his vorpal sword in hand:
Long time the manxome foe he sought --
So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
And stood awhile in thought.

And, as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!

One, two! One, two! And through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.

"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.

`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd begin!

Ou Be Low hoo
Ya, doin' not gettin it? Or is dit for shure, ma game ain't da funnin' stoof?

It-was brilliantly freezing, and the salubrious trees
Did ache and yearn in the wind:
All hushed were the swamps,
And the moon bats up-high.

"Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The fastidious Bandersnatch!"

He took his burnt sword in hand:
Long time the appalling foe he sought --
So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
And stood awhile in thought.

And, as in hurried thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came floating through the narrow wood,
And grumbled as it came!

One, two! One, two! And through and through
The burnt blade went lightning-quick!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went eminently back.

"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my cherishable boy!
O fabulous day! Hip-hip! Hooray!'
He chortled in his joy.

It-was brilliantly freezing, and the salubrious trees
Did ache and yearn in the wind:
All hushed were the swamps,
And the moon bats up-high.

Ou Be Low hoo
Too much brain not big need more air dont know what is nonsense and what is ouisense need to get out more love a little and stroke my cat must put food in mouth and move up and down and then drink cola and then poo poo and then stop and sleep watch tv stop type fingers on keyboard order pizza go to the bathroom put up the lid sit hover dream sleep oh but to dream

Electrocat
confused

Ou Be Low hoo
Don't dwell in dark pools of ignorance! Swim for the shore!

Electrocat
with all due respect what are you talking about?

Ou Be Low hoo
Originally posted by Electrocat
with all due respect what are you talking about?

With a complete lack of respect, read the fuucking thread if you don't understand, you fool!

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