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Its True! And the funny thing is is that I think women check out and like mens asses more then the men do to us women!
I watched on TV they took a poll for what women most liked on men.
-Men's bums got the highest percentage, second was their muscles, and third (unbeliavably) was their privates.

So..heh..ladies..what do you think of men's bums!

I, on the other hand think they're adorable. I like to squeeze my fiance's. Okay maybe that was a bit too much to say but im being honest.

I have a nice butt

Originally posted by smoker4
I have a nice butt



yeah, I think some guys have nice butts. there is this one picture in particular I like, but it might be too risky for some of the people around here.

I wanna see

some men have nice butts. But when they're nice...they are fooken sexeh droolio

Originally posted by cindy8219


yeah, I think some guys have nice butts. there is this one picture in particular I like, but it might be too risky for some of the people around here.

I think I have a nice one, *turns around to look* o yeah, it's on fire.

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
some men have nice butts. But when they're nice...they are fooken sexeh droolio

*takes out video of buns of steel*

Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
I think I have a nice one, *turns around to look* o yeah, it's on fire.



blow on it.

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
some men have nice butts. But when they're nice...they are fooken sexeh droolio

Totallleeehhhh

I've been told I have a "toned" ass....

Originally posted by rubber dickie
*takes out video of buns of steel*

*Is Jealous*

I have a well behaved behind.

Originally posted by cindy8219


blow on it.

To late it's already in a bucket of water *Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*

Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
To late it's already in a bucket of water *Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*

so that's where that steam is coming from.

Originally posted by cindy8219
so that's where that steam is coming from.

As long as you thinking that, could I offer you a Cuban?

Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
As long as you thinking that, could I offer you a Cuban?

I'm not sure what a Cuban is but I'll take it.

LOL

Originally posted by Thael
I've been told I have a "toned" ass....

Toned is very good..droolio

Originally posted by cindy8219
I'm not sure what a Cuban is but I'll take it.

It's a... you know puff puff, a Cuban cigar... puff puff

how to have a nice ass... this is absolutely top secret. tell no one else. this is the secret to great buns...









































get jiggy with it! jiggy jiggy jiggy

Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
It's a... you know puff puff, a Cuban cigar... puff puff



I don't smoke, but I'll show it off to my friends. yes, I definitely want it.

Originally posted by rubber dickie
how to have a nice ass... this is absolutely top secret. tell no one else. this is the secret to great buns...









































get jiggy with it! jiggy jiggy jiggy

good God....

lol Ohhhhhhh yea.

Originally posted by cindy8219


I don't smoke, but I'll show it off to my friends. yes, I definitely want it.

Well neither do I, but my uncle collects. So when my friends ask, I simply tell them "I smoke the best."

Originally posted by rubber dickie
how to have a nice ass... this is absolutely top secret. tell no one else. this is the secret to great buns...









































get jiggy with it! jiggy jiggy jiggy

I have a sweet ass, must admit.

-AC

Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
Well neither do I, but my uncle collects. So when my friends ask, I simply tell them "I smoke the best."


So from now on I can say the same.

Originally posted by cindy8219
So from now on I can say the same.

Yes, but it's gotta be smokin

Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
Yes, but it's gotta be smokin

ok.

is this better?

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
I have a sweet ass, must admit.

-AC

Show it off..
Anyone is welcome to

Originally posted by cindy8219
ok.

is this better?

i'm clapping

Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
i'm clapping

awesome

edit: wrong thread

Originally posted by rubber dickie
have you ever farted so hard that it made your ass-cheeks clap?

Wow, I thought that was a fart...

Originally posted by rubber dickie
have you ever farted so hard that it made your ass-cheeks clap?



can't say i've ever experienced that.

Maybe......

i was suppose to post that in the fart thread.

Originally posted by rubber dickie
i was suppose to post that in the fart thread.

Wait isn't this the farting thread?

Originally posted by rubber dickie
*takes out video of buns of steel* droolio SEXEH!

Hehehe cindy THANK YOU for that pic lmao. That was fantastic..it made my day! *Drools*

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
droolio SEXEH!

yeah, baby!!! swank

Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
Wait isn't this the farting thread?

this is the ass thread.

pinkcuffs

conan

Very nice.

Originally posted by Morbid4Daniel
Its True! And the funny thing is is that I think women check out and like mens asses more then the men do to us women!
I watched on TV they took a poll for what women most liked on men.
-Men's bums got the highest percentage, second was their muscles, and third (unbeliavably) was their privates.

So..heh..ladies..what do you think of men's bums!

I, on the other hand think they're adorable. I like to squeeze my fiance's. Okay maybe that was a bit too much to say but im being honest. ...................

Originally posted by Morbid4Daniel
Hehehe cindy THANK YOU for that pic lmao. That was fantastic..it made my day! *Drools*

It really is a weird picture, but the butt makes up for it.

Originally posted by rubber dickie
conan

That IS scaring meh cry

Oh yes it does! *Zoom*

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
That IS scaring meh cry

is this better?



jiggy

AAAAAAAH crazy

LOL

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
AAAAAAAH crazy

hysterical

Ok..*turns around* My ass is good..no doubt about it

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
AAAAAAAH crazy

drooliog9ck

Originally posted by Killer_Dennis
Ok..*turns around* My ass is good..no doubt about it



Lucky...lucky you.

Originally posted by cindy8219


Lucky...lucky you. Lucky Lucky me eh? naughty

I wanna see, KD. PROVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by Killer_Dennis
Lucky Lucky me eh? naughty

yes...........veeeeeeeeerrrrryyyy.........

Originally posted by cindy8219
yes...........veeeeeeeeerrrrryyyy......... ok

lol

Originally posted by Morbid4Daniel
I wanna see, KD. PROVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ok..lemme get my camera, and my ass in the right place

i don't wanna brag but my ass is SOOOOO fine!!!











































http://img271.echo.cx/img271/7803/donkey0up.jpg

Originally posted by rubber dickie
i don't wanna brag but my ass is SOOOOO fine!!!











































http://img271.echo.cx/img271/7803/donkey0up.jpg ROFL!!!

Originally posted by Morbid4Daniel
Its True! And the funny thing is is that I think women check out and like mens asses more then the men do to us women!
I watched on TV they took a poll for what women most liked on men.
-Men's bums got the highest percentage, second was their muscles, and third (unbeliavably) was their privates.

So..heh..ladies..what do you think of men's bums!

I, on the other hand think they're adorable. I like to squeeze my fiance's. Okay maybe that was a bit too much to say but im being honest. i beg to differ...men's butts are fugly....women on the other hand droolio

there ought to be a law against covering them up.....

Originally posted by cindy8219
not all guys have ugly butts. Some have some reallyl nice ones. LIKE ME!

Originally posted by Killer_Dennis
LIKE ME!

yes, like KD here.

YAY!

I like guys butts...they are nice.

yep

Mhmmmmm...Guys butts are super sexy. A while back I saw a movie in school and they showed a guys nude butt for 2 minutes,not to mention he was super hot..

Lol wouldnt be Romeo and Juliet would it?

Hm...You see Paul Walker and Steve Zahn's asses in Joy Ride, Paul's is better but they are both jawdrop

OMG yes it was!!!!!!!!!!

Some blonde girl kept pinching my ass last year.

LOL! Cool.
Lol did you know her or what? Hehe I dont think Id ever pinch someones ass randomly unless it was...BEYOND hot.
Nobody can beat my ass..this is my ass, its the sexiest alive.
http://www.funnyjunk.com/p/dealwithkids-jpg.html

i like big butts.....and i cannot lie

OK WTF IS THIS CONVO ABOUT *GETS KINDA.....SCARED* who checks out my ass...ill feel uncomfortable for anyone to stare at it cuz....i mean i understand staring at gurlz...cuz u imagine wat 2 do but gurls staring at guys? wtf.....that's some scary shi*

Originally posted by Morbid4Daniel
LOL! Cool.
Lol did you know her or what? Hehe I dont think Id ever pinch someones ass randomly unless it was...BEYOND hot.
Nobody can beat my ass..this is my ass, its the sexiest alive.
http://www.funnyjunk.com/p/dealwithkids-jpg.html
No I didn't know her.

And damn, the picture didn't work.

Originally posted by belly_jeans349
OK WTF IS THIS CONVO ABOUT *GETS KINDA.....SCARED* who checks out my ass...ill feel uncomfortable for anyone to stare at it cuz....i mean i understand staring at gurlz...cuz u imagine wat 2 do but gurls staring at guys? wtf.....that's some scary shi*
Dude chill.

Chill bj.lol.

Omg thats funny, dark.
Here's the pic of my ass again.

Kelly, get serious. I didn't even laugh.

Dude its not like anyone's going to post a real picture of their ass on here. They're daresome if they will.

Pants on, even? naughty

Originally posted by Morbid4Daniel
Chill bj.lol.

Omg thats funny, dark.
Here's the pic of my ass again. actually when i said i like big butts....i obviously did not mean this *keeps a straight face*

*tries to chill but after seing the pic, freaks out*

LMAO Feanor hysterical

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
some men have nice butts. But when they're nice...they are fooken sexeh droolio

this guy rory at my school, omg droolio

This one sk8r guy at our school, he is SUPER hot so that is an exception, I was sitting out on the bench after school and I watched his ass as he walked by It was OMG

i have an ass now? when did that grow?

Yeah, I am more unconscious than anything about my posterior.

well i cant see it too well, not that i wanna stare at my ass

maybe i could get someones judgement

thought that would kill it

I wanna see! You're so adorable Demmy, might as well show me your ass too to lighten it up

hysterical

My ass is hairy.

BF, I want to see your sexy ass!

Originally posted by BackFire
My ass is hairy.
Every man's butt is hairy. Unless they shave it. Maintenance freaks!

ok wtf lmao

Originally posted by belly_jeans349
ok wtf lmao

omg wtf zomg lolz ttl brb fyi lmfao lagnaf

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
BF, I want to see your sexy ass!


Just picture a big ass, that's covered in hair. That's mine.

Originally posted by BackFire
Just picture a big ass, that's covered in hair. That's mine.

I can't. My imagination is broken. I need to see a pic.

Ah shucks. You show me yours, I'll show you mine.

Its a deal!

i been told by girls that i had a nice ass before and girls in my school definetly went for the grab also so yeah.. i dunno maybe cause im puerto rican or what but yeah

Originally posted by BackFire
Just picture a big ass, that's covered in hair. That's mine.
Yep I can see it, clear as daylight.

guess its bad for the people wit good imaginations to picture stuff like that

Its a good thing men have nice asses cuz they suck!!!!!

Originally posted by shellie
Its a good thing men have nice asses cuz they suck!!!!!
Erm....

suck in what?

excuse me Im having a moment....men suck

Originally posted by shellie
excuse me Im having a moment....men suck
What did we do?

suck apparently

Originally posted by dark1365
What did we do? what dont you do ...theres not but one who doesnt suck and I cant have him cry

Men suck and I couldn't be happier droolio


Sorry, Im just being sleezy flirt1

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Men suck and I couldn't be happier droolio


Sorry, Im just being sleezy flirt1

can you get booted for that? I'm jk, add a little irony there if you know what I mean shifty

Originally posted by silver_tears
suck apparently
Ah...okay...

Originally posted by shellie
what dont you do ...theres not but one who doesnt suck and I cant have him cry

whats stopping you? cry

Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
can you get booted for that? I'm jk, add a little irony there if you know what I mean shifty

No, I really don't. And I also don't care

Originally posted by silver_tears
whats stopping you? cry cry

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
No, I really don't. And I also don't care

Well dont bite my head off, a simple smile would have done...

Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
Well dont bite my head off, a simple smile would have done...

better.

Im not biting your head off shockish

Originally posted by shellie
cry

well *probes further* cry

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
better.

Im not biting your head off shockish

so what's the open mouth for?!?!?!?!?

There there everyone. A little mind perplexion will stop your sadness.

Mind Reader
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/mind.php

I tell you, it's beyond weird how accurate it is. There's a trick to it though; the numbers change symbols. But I don't get how it exactly works.

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Its a deal!


Sweet! Now, to find a camera that can get the whole damn thing in frame.

hysterical

Originally posted by silver_tears
well *probes further* cry I cant talk about it right now...its just life thats getting in the way...but who knows...maybe life will get its act together and make things right *sighs*

I'm sorry shellie for being sucky.

Originally posted by dark1365
I'm sorry shellie for being sucky. cry and Im sorry for lumping all you men into one big sucky pot.

Originally posted by shellie
cry and Im sorry for lumping all you men into one big sucky pot.

It's alright I guess *hangs upside down* I mean... wait am I the wrong person to be consolingright now?

Uhhh..

Originally posted by dark1365
Uhhh..

are you confused...

I have been told i have a sexy behind

Originally posted by SeptemberRain
I have been told i have a sexy behind

you might want to get a second opinion...

ooh that had to hurt......j/k

Originally posted by SeptemberRain
I have been told i have a sexy behind
Yes, oh one who wears tight pants, size 0!

Originally posted by TX!
ooh that had to hurt......j/k

BURNED

*sighs* my apologies...was just having a moment is all..not all men suck.

I just fought with a man cry if you can call him that.

Originally posted by dark1365
Yes, oh one who wears tight pants, size 0!

no you killed it...

Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
no you killed it...


hahaha

LOL!

Originally posted by shellie
*sighs* my apologies...was just having a moment is all..not all men suck.

I just fought with a man cry if you can call him that.
He is a top-1 a-hole JERK to have fought with one so fair as you, shellie.

Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
no you killed it...
cry