Men Have Nice Butts

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Morbid4Daniel
Its True! And the funny thing is is that I think women check out and like mens asses more then the men do to us women!
I watched on TV they took a poll for what women most liked on men.
-Men's bums got the highest percentage, second was their muscles, and third (unbeliavably) was their privates.

So..heh..ladies..what do you think of men's bums!

I, on the other hand think they're adorable. I like to squeeze my fiance's. Okay maybe that was a bit too much to say but im being honest. stick out tongue

smoker4
I have a nice butt Happy Dance

cindy8219
Originally posted by smoker4
I have a nice butt Happy Dance

cool

yeah, I think some guys have nice butts. there is this one picture in particular I like, but it might be too risky for some of the people around here.

Morbid4Daniel
I wanna see stick out tongue

lil bitchiness
some men have nice butts. But when they're nice...they are fooken sexeh droolio

Morbid4Daniel
Originally posted by cindy8219
cool

yeah, I think some guys have nice butts. there is this one picture in particular I like, but it might be too risky for some of the people around here.

eek!

PrinceofBlades
I think I have a nice one, *turns around to look* o yeah, it's on fire.

rubber dickie
Originally posted by lil bitchiness
some men have nice butts. But when they're nice...they are fooken sexeh droolio

*takes out video of buns of steel*

cindy8219
Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
I think I have a nice one, *turns around to look* o yeah, it's on fire.

eek!

blow on it.

Morbid4Daniel
Originally posted by lil bitchiness
some men have nice butts. But when they're nice...they are fooken sexeh droolio

Totallleeehhhh

Thael
I've been told I have a "toned" ass....blink

Morbid4Daniel
Originally posted by rubber dickie
*takes out video of buns of steel*

*Is Jealous*

The Tired Hiker
I have a well behaved behind. happy

PrinceofBlades
Originally posted by cindy8219
eek!

blow on it.

To late it's already in a bucket of water *Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*

cindy8219
Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
To late it's already in a bucket of water *Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*

so that's where that steam is coming from. laughing out loud

PrinceofBlades
Originally posted by cindy8219
so that's where that steam is coming from. laughing out loud

As long as you thinking that, could I offer you a Cuban?

cindy8219
Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
As long as you thinking that, could I offer you a Cuban?

I'm not sure what a Cuban is but I'll take it.

Morbid4Daniel
LOL

Fionnuala
Originally posted by Thael
I've been told I have a "toned" ass....blink

Toned is very good..droolio

PrinceofBlades
Originally posted by cindy8219
I'm not sure what a Cuban is but I'll take it.

It's a... you know puff puff, a Cuban cigar... puff puff

rubber dickie
how to have a nice ass... this is absolutely top secret. tell no one else. this is the secret to great buns...









































get jiggy with it! jiggy jiggy jiggy

cindy8219
Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
It's a... you know puff puff, a Cuban cigar... puff puff

embarrasment

I don't smoke, but I'll show it off to my friends. yes, I definitely want it.

PrinceofBlades
Originally posted by rubber dickie
how to have a nice ass... this is absolutely top secret. tell no one else. this is the secret to great buns...









































get jiggy with it! jiggy jiggy jiggy

good God....

Morbid4Daniel
lol Ohhhhhhh yea.

PrinceofBlades
Originally posted by cindy8219
embarrasment

I don't smoke, but I'll show it off to my friends. yes, I definitely want it.

Well neither do I, but my uncle collects. So when my friends ask, I simply tell them "I smoke the best."

The Tired Hiker
Originally posted by rubber dickie
how to have a nice ass... this is absolutely top secret. tell no one else. this is the secret to great buns...









































get jiggy with it! jiggy jiggy jiggy laughing out loud laughing laughing out loud

Alpha Centauri
I have a sweet ass, must admit.

-AC

cindy8219
Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
Well neither do I, but my uncle collects. So when my friends ask, I simply tell them "I smoke the best."


So from now on I can say the same. yes

PrinceofBlades
Originally posted by cindy8219
So from now on I can say the same. yes

Yes, but it's gotta be smokin smokin'

cindy8219
Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
Yes, but it's gotta be smokin smokin'

ok. smokin'

is this better?

Morbid4Daniel
Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
I have a sweet ass, must admit.

-AC

Show it off..
Anyone is welcome to stick out tongue

PrinceofBlades
Originally posted by cindy8219
ok. smokin'

is this better?

i'm clapping

cindy8219
Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
i'm clapping

awesome smokin'

Happy Dance Happy Dance

rubber dickie
edit: wrong thread

Morbid4Daniel
wink

PrinceofBlades
Originally posted by rubber dickie
have you ever farted so hard that it made your ass-cheeks clap?

Wow, I thought that was a fart...

cindy8219
Originally posted by rubber dickie
have you ever farted so hard that it made your ass-cheeks clap?

eek!

can't say i've ever experienced that.

Morbid4Daniel
Maybe......embarrasment

rubber dickie
i was suppose to post that in the fart thread. embarrasment

PrinceofBlades
Originally posted by rubber dickie
i was suppose to post that in the fart thread. embarrasment

Wait isn't this the farting thread?

lil bitchiness
Originally posted by rubber dickie
*takes out video of buns of steel* droolio SEXEH!

Morbid4Daniel
Hehehe cindy THANK YOU for that pic lmao. That was fantastic..it made my day! *Drools*

rubber dickie
Originally posted by lil bitchiness
droolio SEXEH!

yeah, baby!!! swank

rubber dickie
Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
Wait isn't this the farting thread?

this is the ass thread.

lil bitchiness
pinkcuffs

rubber dickie
conan

Morbid4Daniel
Very nice.

Killer_Dennis
Originally posted by Morbid4Daniel
Its True! And the funny thing is is that I think women check out and like mens asses more then the men do to us women!
I watched on TV they took a poll for what women most liked on men.
-Men's bums got the highest percentage, second was their muscles, and third (unbeliavably) was their privates.

So..heh..ladies..what do you think of men's bums!

I, on the other hand think they're adorable. I like to squeeze my fiance's. Okay maybe that was a bit too much to say but im being honest. stick out tongue ................... laughing

cindy8219
Originally posted by Morbid4Daniel
Hehehe cindy THANK YOU for that pic lmao. That was fantastic..it made my day! *Drools*

It really is a weird picture, but the butt makes up for it.

lil bitchiness
Originally posted by rubber dickie
conan

That IS scaring meh cry

Morbid4Daniel
Oh yes it does! *Zoom*

rubber dickie
Originally posted by lil bitchiness
That IS scaring meh cry

is this better?



jiggy

lil bitchiness
AAAAAAAH crazy

Morbid4Daniel
LOL

PrinceofBlades
Originally posted by lil bitchiness
AAAAAAAH crazy

hysterical

Killer_Dennis
Ok..*turns around* My ass is good..no doubt about it cool

rubber dickie
Originally posted by lil bitchiness
AAAAAAAH crazy

drooliog9ck

cindy8219
Originally posted by Killer_Dennis
Ok..*turns around* My ass is good..no doubt about it cool

eek!

Lucky...lucky you. cool

Killer_Dennis
Originally posted by cindy8219
eek!

Lucky...lucky you. cool Lucky Lucky me eh? stick out tongue naughty

Morbid4Daniel
I wanna see, KD. PROVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

cindy8219
Originally posted by Killer_Dennis
Lucky Lucky me eh? stick out tongue naughty

yes...........veeeeeeeeerrrrryyyy......... laughing out loud

Killer_Dennis
Originally posted by cindy8219
yes...........veeeeeeeeerrrrryyyy......... laughing out loud ok laughing

Morbid4Daniel
lol laughing out loud

Killer_Dennis
Originally posted by Morbid4Daniel
I wanna see, KD. PROVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ok..lemme get my camera, and my ass in the right place laughing

rubber dickie
i don't wanna brag but my ass is SOOOOO fine!!!











































http://img271.echo.cx/img271/7803/donkey0up.jpg

Killer_Dennis
Originally posted by rubber dickie
i don't wanna brag but my ass is SOOOOO fine!!!











































http://img271.echo.cx/img271/7803/donkey0up.jpg ROFL!!! laughing rolling on floor laughing laughing

FŽanor
Originally posted by Morbid4Daniel
Its True! And the funny thing is is that I think women check out and like mens asses more then the men do to us women!
I watched on TV they took a poll for what women most liked on men.
-Men's bums got the highest percentage, second was their muscles, and third (unbeliavably) was their privates.

So..heh..ladies..what do you think of men's bums!

I, on the other hand think they're adorable. I like to squeeze my fiance's. Okay maybe that was a bit too much to say but im being honest. stick out tongue i beg to differ...men's butts are fugly....women on the other hand droolio

there ought to be a law against covering them up.....no expression

Killer_Dennis
Originally posted by FŽanor
i beg to differ...men's butts are fugly....women on the other hand droolio

there ought to be a law against covering them up.....no expression Ya..I agree laughing

cindy8219
Originally posted by FŽanor
i beg to differ...men's butts are fugly....women on the other hand droolio

there ought to be a law against covering them up.....no expression

not all guys have ugly butts. Some have some reallyl nice ones.

Killer_Dennis
Originally posted by cindy8219
not all guys have ugly butts. Some have some reallyl nice ones. LIKE ME! eek! laughing

cindy8219
Originally posted by Killer_Dennis
LIKE ME! eek! laughing

yes, like KD here.

Killer_Dennis
YAY! laughing cool

Morbid4Daniel
Originally posted by FŽanor
i beg to differ...men's butts are fugly....women on the other hand droolio

there ought to be a law against covering them up.....no expression

Lol thats cause you're a guy. stick out tongue
My fiance would agree on that though! Lol.

chelsea17
I like guys butts...they are nice.

Morbid4Daniel
yep

sexylexy32
Mhmmmmm...Guys butts are super sexy. A while back I saw a movie in school and they showed a guys nude butt for 2 minutes,not to mention he was super hot..

Morbid4Daniel
Lol wouldnt be Romeo and Juliet would it? What the f**k?

Hm...You see Paul Walker and Steve Zahn's asses in Joy Ride, Paul's is better but they are both jawdrop

sexylexy32
OMG yes it was!!!!!!!!!!

dark1365
Some blonde girl kept pinching my ass last year.

Morbid4Daniel
LOL! Cool.
Lol did you know her or what? Hehe I dont think Id ever pinch someones ass randomly unless it was...BEYOND hot.
Nobody can beat my ass..this is my ass, its the sexiest alive. stick out tongue
http://www.funnyjunk.com/p/dealwithkids-jpg.html

FŽanor
i like big butts.....and i cannot lie

belly_jeans349
OK WTF IS THIS CONVO ABOUT *GETS KINDA.....SCARED* who checks out my ass...ill feel uncomfortable for anyone to stare at it cuz....i mean i understand staring at gurlz...cuz u imagine wat 2 do but gurls staring at guys? wtf.....that's some scary shi*

dark1365
Originally posted by Morbid4Daniel
LOL! Cool.
Lol did you know her or what? Hehe I dont think Id ever pinch someones ass randomly unless it was...BEYOND hot.
Nobody can beat my ass..this is my ass, its the sexiest alive. stick out tongue
http://www.funnyjunk.com/p/dealwithkids-jpg.html
No I didn't know her.

And damn, the picture didn't work.

dark1365
Originally posted by belly_jeans349
OK WTF IS THIS CONVO ABOUT *GETS KINDA.....SCARED* who checks out my ass...ill feel uncomfortable for anyone to stare at it cuz....i mean i understand staring at gurlz...cuz u imagine wat 2 do but gurls staring at guys? wtf.....that's some scary shi*
Dude chill.

Morbid4Daniel
Chill bj.lol.

Omg thats funny, dark. stick out tongue
Here's the pic of my ass again.

dark1365
Kelly, get serious. I didn't even laugh.

Morbid4Daniel
Dude its not like anyone's going to post a real picture of their ass on here. They're daresome if they will.

dark1365
Pants on, even? naughty

FŽanor
Originally posted by Morbid4Daniel
Chill bj.lol.

Omg thats funny, dark. stick out tongue
Here's the pic of my ass again. actually when i said i like big butts....i obviously did not mean this *keeps a straight face* no expression

belly_jeans349
*tries to chill but after seing the pic, freaks out*

Morbid4Daniel
LMAO Feanor hysterical

silver_tears
Originally posted by lil bitchiness
some men have nice butts. But when they're nice...they are fooken sexeh droolio

this guy rory at my school, omg droolio

Morbid4Daniel
This one sk8r guy at our school, he is SUPER hot so that is an exception, I was sitting out on the bench after school and I watched his ass as he walked by embarrasment It was OMG

Demarthl
confused i have an ass now? when did that grow? blink

Morbid4Daniel
stick out tongue

dark1365
Yeah, I am more unconscious than anything about my posterior.

Demarthl
well i cant see it too well, not that i wanna stare at my ass roll eyes (sarcastic)

maybe i could get someones judgement shifty

Demarthl
thought that would kill it laughing

Morbid4Daniel
I wanna see! You're so adorable Demmy, might as well show me your ass too to lighten it up stick out tongue

dark1365
hysterical

Morbid4Daniel
wink

BackFire
My ass is hairy.

lil bitchiness
BF, I want to see your sexy ass!

dark1365
Originally posted by BackFire
My ass is hairy.
Every man's butt is hairy. Unless they shave it. Maintenance freaks! laughing

belly_jeans349
ok wtf lmao

lil bitchiness
Originally posted by belly_jeans349
ok wtf lmao

omg wtf zomg lolz ttl brb fyi lmfao lagnaf

BackFire
Originally posted by lil bitchiness
BF, I want to see your sexy ass!


Just picture a big ass, that's covered in hair. That's mine.

lil bitchiness
Originally posted by BackFire
Just picture a big ass, that's covered in hair. That's mine.

I can't. My imagination is broken. I need to see a pic.

BackFire
Ah shucks. You show me yours, I'll show you mine.

lil bitchiness
Its a deal!

dark1365
eek! laughing out loud

TX!
i been told by girls that i had a nice ass before and girls in my school definetly went for the grab also so yeah.. i dunno maybe cause im puerto rican or what but yeah

dark1365
Originally posted by BackFire
Just picture a big ass, that's covered in hair. That's mine.
Yep I can see it, clear as daylight. laughing

TX!
guess its bad for the people wit good imaginations to picture stuff like that stick out tongue laughing out loud

shellie
Its a good thing men have nice asses cuz they suck!!!!!

dark1365
Originally posted by shellie
Its a good thing men have nice asses cuz they suck!!!!!
Erm....

TX!
suck in what?

shellie
excuse me Im having a moment....men suck erm

dark1365
Originally posted by shellie
excuse me Im having a moment....men suck erm
What did we do? What the f**k?

silver_tears
suck apparently eek!

shellie
Originally posted by dark1365
What did we do? What the f**k? what dont you do What the f**k?...theres not but one who doesnt suck and I cant have him cry

lil bitchiness
Men suck and I couldn't be happier droolio


Sorry, Im just being sleezy flirt1

PrinceofBlades
Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Men suck and I couldn't be happier droolio


Sorry, Im just being sleezy flirt1

can you get booted for that? I'm jk, add a little irony there if you know what I mean shifty

dark1365
Originally posted by silver_tears
suck apparently eek!
Ah...okay...

silver_tears
Originally posted by shellie
what dont you do What the f**k?...theres not but one who doesnt suck and I cant have him cry

whats stopping you? cry

lil bitchiness
Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
can you get booted for that? I'm jk, add a little irony there if you know what I mean shifty

No, I really don't. And I also don't care happy

shellie
Originally posted by silver_tears
whats stopping you? cry cry

PrinceofBlades
Originally posted by lil bitchiness
No, I really don't. And I also don't care happy

Well dont bite my head off, a simple smile would have done...

lil bitchiness
Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
Well dont bite my head off, a simple smile would have done...

happy better.

Im not biting your head off shockish

silver_tears
Originally posted by shellie
cry

well *probes further* cry

PrinceofBlades
Originally posted by lil bitchiness
happy better.

Im not biting your head off shockish

so what's the open mouth for?!?!?!?!?

dark1365
There there everyone. A little mind perplexion will stop your sadness.

Mind Reader
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/mind.php

I tell you, it's beyond weird how accurate it is. There's a trick to it though; the numbers change symbols. But I don't get how it exactly works.

BackFire
Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Its a deal!


Sweet! Now, to find a camera that can get the whole damn thing in frame.

dark1365
hysterical laughing out loud What the f**k? laughing laughing out loud

shellie
Originally posted by silver_tears
well *probes further* cry I cant talk about it right now...its just life thats getting in the way...but who knows...maybe life will get its act together and make things right *sighs*

dark1365
I'm sorry shellie for being sucky.

shellie
Originally posted by dark1365
I'm sorry shellie for being sucky. cry and Im sorry for lumping all you men into one big sucky pot.

PrinceofBlades
Originally posted by shellie
cry and Im sorry for lumping all you men into one big sucky pot.

It's alright I guess *hangs upside down* I mean... wait am I the wrong person to be consolingright now?

dark1365
Uhhh..

PrinceofBlades
Originally posted by dark1365
Uhhh..

are you confused...

SeptemberRain
I have been told i have a sexy behind

PrinceofBlades
Originally posted by SeptemberRain
I have been told i have a sexy behind

you might want to get a second opinion... roll eyes (sarcastic)

TX!
ooh that had to hurt......j/k stick out tongue

dark1365
Originally posted by SeptemberRain
I have been told i have a sexy behind
Yes, oh one who wears tight pants, size 0! big grin

PrinceofBlades
Originally posted by TX!
ooh that had to hurt......j/k stick out tongue

BURNED

shellie
*sighs* my apologies...was just having a moment is all..not all men suck.

I just fought with a man cry if you can call him that.

PrinceofBlades
Originally posted by dark1365
Yes, oh one who wears tight pants, size 0! big grin

no you killed it...

SeptemberRain
Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
no you killed it...


hahaha laughing

TX!
LOL!

dark1365
Originally posted by shellie
*sighs* my apologies...was just having a moment is all..not all men suck.

I just fought with a man cry if you can call him that.
He is a top-1 a-hole JERK to have fought with one so fair as you, shellie.

Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
no you killed it...
cry

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