dark1365
Some people are retards....
On Sears hairdryer:
"Do not use while sleeping."
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)
On a bag of Fritos:
"You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside."
(The shoplifter special!)
On a bar of Dial soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap."
(and that would be how?)
On some Swann frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
"Do not turn upside down."
(Too late! you lose!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating."
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body."
(But wouldn't that save more time?)(Whose body?)
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
"Do not drive car or operate machinery."
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)
On Nytol sleep aid:
"Warning: may cause drowsiness."
(DUH....)
On a Korean kitchen knife:
"Warning: keep out of children."
(hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)
On a string of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only."
(what other use is there? :wtf
On a food processor:
"Not to be used for the other use."
(Now I'm curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
"Warning: contains nuts."
(ooookay....)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: open packet, eat nuts."
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...:lol
On a Swedish chainsaw:
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands."
(Raise your hand if you've tried this...)
On a child's Superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)
On Sears hairdryer:
"Do not use while sleeping."
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)
On a bag of Fritos:
"You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside."
(The shoplifter special!)
On a bar of Dial soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap."
(and that would be how?)
On some Swann frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
"Do not turn upside down."
(Too late! you lose!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating."
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body."
(But wouldn't that save more time?)(Whose body?)
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
"Do not drive car or operate machinery."
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)
On Nytol sleep aid:
"Warning: may cause drowsiness."
(DUH....)
On a Korean kitchen knife:
"Warning: keep out of children."
(hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)
On a string of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only."
(what other use is there? :wtf
On a food processor:
"Not to be used for the other use."
(Now I'm curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
"Warning: contains nuts."
(ooookay....)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: open packet, eat nuts."
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...:lol
On a Swedish chainsaw:
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands."
(Raise your hand if you've tried this...)
On a child's Superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)
