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You know people think the weirdest things and they might even say them.....Have you heard any have you thought about any,have you ever question yur self about it then you might just be one of them...

Please feel free to write them down so people may be able to laugh or ask why such a dumb question...

"Washing your car, are you?"

lol

When you wal into the house soaking wet and someone asks ''Is it raining outside?''

No you moron, how could it possibly rain if im soking wet, I fell in the puddle rolleyes1

ok lte me see the skyis so dak and it seem's like is going to rain so bad and people ask while they look uo"hey do you think its going to rain" no duh

"May I borrow a piece of paper?"

ME: Sure dude, just erase EVERYTHING when you are done, UNTARNISHED and NO MARKINGS and NO ERASER FOLDS or any other marks. THEN you can borrow some paper.

whilst standing outside right beside you.........


"what's the weather like?

this question lol no um..... oh when u have your money out and they ask if u have money

I know that is so retarded....

"Well I don't KNOW SIR, why don't you look around you?"

or "hey u gonna eat that?" and its in your mouth

after you tell someone this is my last pencil, the guy next to you asks "can i borrow a pencil?"

Yeah, he's deaf alright.

*Walks in its obvious you're in the middle of working on something.* "You done yet?"

i've done that.....

when someone ask you in the movie theatres "hey did you see that part!" and im like duh i was watching the same movie as you

after a friend came over to play halo with u and have a blast, a week later he asks you "have you ever played halo?"

when you're holding a bloody knife next to a bloody body....and they ask

"did you kill him"

lmao jiggyjiggy omfg! same here i was playing killzone and my fried was over and at school he asked if i played killzone im like no i just bought it and never played it and he said oh ok well u better play it

Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
when you're holding a bloody knife next to a bloody body....and they ask

"did you kill him"

actually it could happen like in final destination 1

Wake up! You don't want to miss school, do you?


dots Hell yes!

a guy was got cut with blood all over the floor and the my friend came in and said dude did u get cut?

omg good movie!!....lmao u wont believe this but my DAD asked "what's the point of a movie title like that" after it was over....isn't that sad

ayay ppl wrote

when my girlfriend would elbow me in the back at 4 am and ask "are you awake?"

lol, that happens all the time with me

I hate it when your crying and you are covered in blood and someone asks you "Are you okay?"

Movie Ticket Seller - "Enjoy the show."

Idiot - "Thanks, you too."

lol

when your sleeping and someone comes into you room wakes you up and asks if your sleeping

comehome with shopping in your hands...


."did you go shopping?"



"no, i took these from the shop in exhange for money"

Originally posted by *Kairi19*
You know people think the weirdest things and they might even say them.....Have you heard any have you thought about any,have you ever question yur self about it then you might just be one of them...

Please feel free to write them down so people may be able to laugh or ask why such a dumb question...

it's gotta be when someone says "whats the DUMEST thing people ask"

sister" hey have you heard this song"

*starts to sing along while song plays in back ground*

sister " listen to this part..its good"

*she then begins to sing OVER the song*

sister " wasnt that bit great .?!"..

or maybe when youre crying and people say "are you ok?"

lol^^ thats tru

when youve fallen over and some ask "did you fall over"

" no im laying face down on the floor because i wanted to be close to the earth"

ive never heard that one

may just be me and my sarcy comments to stupid questions

erm...never mind

are you feeling ok
when your obvisouly in pain

what are you doing
when they can see what your doing

Originally posted by misha
it's gotta be when someone says "whats the DUMEST thing people ask"

Shite...you beat me to it

oh well

Originally posted by *Kairi19*
You know people think the weirdest things and they might even say them.....Have you heard any have you thought about any,have you ever question yur self about it then you might just be one of them...

Please feel free to write them down so people may be able to laugh or ask why such a dumb question...
The dumbest ? ppl ask me is what I am (as in my race)http://pstr-m01.ygpweb.aol.com/data/018/24/87/64/00/nRk067GqNhXSMTzM0BFyDkcci8n4Icl-00A0.jpg

"Can I ask you question?"..... ...I do it sometimes as well bag

Originally posted by Fionnuala
"Can I ask you question?"..... ...I do it sometimes as well bag
yes...I suppose

I usually say no if somebody asks me that..

when you're supposed to be somewhere and someone asks "are you still here?"

or once I broke my leg and a girl asked me "did it hurt?" I was like "NO! why would it HURT?! I mean I ONLY broke my leg u moron!"

Originally posted by Mistah DEVIL
The dumbest ? ppl ask me is what I am (as in my race)http://pstr-m01.ygpweb.aol.com/data/018/24/87/64/00/nRk067GqNhXSMTzM0BFyDkcci8n4Icl-00A0.jpg

seriously tho, u look black but yet latino... and maybe arab...

Originally posted by Fionnuala
"Can I ask you question?"..... ...I do it sometimes as well bag

I never ask that...

Originally posted by Fionnuala
I usually say no if somebody asks me that..
okay sry for bothering..yet again

Originally posted by Mistah DEVIL
okay sry for bothering..yet again

Bothering?

Originally posted by IceWithin
seriously tho, u look black but yet latino... and maybe arab...



I never ask that...

I'm sure you don't..

hi

Originally posted by IceWithin
seriously tho, u look black but yet latino... and maybe arab...
OMG!!!

well I am black, mexiCAN, and native american.

Arabs guys think I'm arab, not the girls so much.

Have you seen any movie Stars.... I mean i only live in Hollywood...that doesnt mean they live here too. They only work in Hollywood and its like 90% of the time in the studios...or in other countries on location

"how's the weather?"

when ur outside *sighs*

when ur in the toilets at school and someone hits the door yelling arde u on the toilet .....DUH


And when ur standing under a clock and someone comes up 'have you got the time '

most annoying thing:

"you are alone? how is that possible?"

if it wasn't possible it wouldn't have happened.

I come home from school looking hot because it's hot outside
Mum says hot outside?
I'm like nooooo....

Also when I'm freezing in my home she asks want an ice cream?
I'm like HELL NO, A CUP OF TEA!!!!!
Or if I say I'm cold/freezing she'll say have an ice cream....

glare

Originally posted by Clovie
most annoying thing:

"you are alone? how is that possible?"

if it wasn't possible it wouldn't have happened.
you must be very modest

Originally posted by Mistah DEVIL
you must be very modest what do yo u mean?

Originally posted by Clovie
what do yo u mean?
clearly they ask you that ? bc your attractive....

right?

when a guy asks a girl if there cold
you know what im talkin about

Originally posted by Wolvielover
when a guy asks a girl if there cold
you know what im talkin about
i do indeed

lolololololo

my mates used to phone my house and then ask me

"so where are u?"

Once I got to my TKD school a little early so i decided to read. When my friend got there she was like, "What do you have in your hand there?"
...ummm...ok....

Originally posted by Wolvielover
lolololololo

Originally posted by T.M
my mates used to phone my house and then ask me

"so where are u?"

telling u they didnt just do it once either it was every time they phoned me. i had to tell them to stop it because i was starting to do it lol

Originally posted by T.M
telling u they didnt just do it once either it was every time they phoned me. i had to tell them to stop it because i was starting to do it lol
lol that is bad. I could see them asking if you were on a MOBILE phone.

*calls Tony's house*

"where are you?"

jk

it was really annoying it was like

friend: "so where are u ?"

me: "......."

Friend: ooo shit right in ur house"

me (in head): U F***ING IDIOT !!!!!

Originally posted by T.M
it was really annoying it was like

friend: "so where are u ?"

me: "......."

Friend: ooo shit right in ur house"

me (in head): U F***ING IDIOT !!!!!
lol it's stopped right?


...right?

"guess what happened to ******* tonight?!"

how the HELL am I supposed to knoe?!

yeah thankfully lol

another thing i hate is when people say "so whats the weather like on ur planet?"

WTF where u from then ?????

Originally posted by IceWithin
"guess what happened to ******* tonight?!"

how the HELL am I supposed to knoe?!
I have asked that question
Originally posted by T.M
yeah thankfully lol

another thing i hate is when people say "so whats the weather like on ur planet?"

WTF where u from then ?????
ppl ask a lot ?s that dont make sense. i guess it's just a habit that will prolly never be broken.

"Can I ask you a question?"

Originally posted by Thael
"Can I ask you a question?"

snap..

Originally posted by IceWithin
"guess what happened to ******* tonight?!"

how the HELL am I supposed to knoe?!

when people just say "guess what?" is worse.

i hope the habit gets broken Mistah because it really annoys me

Originally posted by Mistah DEVIL
clearly they ask you that ? bc your attractive....

right? i am attractive?

and yeah.. they do ask so

"What was I going to say?"

Originally posted by Thael
"What was I going to say?"

Ahh i hate that

Originally posted by Clovie
i am attractive?

toottoottootHell yeah!toottoottoot

Originally posted by Mistah DEVIL
The dumbest ? ppl ask me is what I am (as in my race)http://pstr-m01.ygpweb.aol.com/data/018/24/87/64/00/nRk067GqNhXSMTzM0BFyDkcci8n4Icl-00A0.jpg

lol, I guessed right without having to seen your picture. That's a nice picture of you, btw.

When someone taps on their wrist and asks you for the time. "I know where my damn watch is mate."

Originally posted by Mistah DEVIL
The dumbest ? ppl ask me is what I am (as in my race)http://pstr-m01.ygpweb.aol.com/data/018/24/87/64/00/nRk067GqNhXSMTzM0BFyDkcci8n4Icl-00A0.jpg

I find it quite aggrivating to be asked (frequently) if I was born here.

Originally posted by Thael
toottoottootHell yeah!toottoottoot

Originally posted by T.M
when people just say "guess what?" is worse.

i hope the habit gets broken Mistah because it really annoys me
I'll hope with you
Originally posted by Clovie
i am attractive?

and yeah.. they do ask so
see
Originally posted by cindy8219
lol, I guessed right without having to seen your picture. That's a nice picture of you, btw.

"does my bum look big in this?"


need i say anything else...

Originally posted by Mistah DEVIL
see see what?

when you come home from school, in your uniform and if your gran or aunt is there they say: so have you been to school today?

no, i just love my blazer with its badge with a fish on it (dont ask lol) and my tie, its SO comfortable!!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by Clovie
see what?
(you remind me of Pinocchio)

I thought you were agreeing w/me but I guess not

When you walk into work and someone asks, "Oh, you are here today?"

Can I use your bathroom?jm

Originally posted by Jackie Malfoy
Can I use your bathroom?jm



no go ahead relieve yourself where u are

Originally posted by Mistah DEVIL
(you remind me of Pinocchio)

I thought you were agreeing w/me but I guess not i'm wooden, or liar? or have big nose?

Originally posted by T.M


no go ahead relieve yourself where u are

You took the words right out of my mouth!jm

lol

wait i ask that now and again

Then shame on you!jm

Originally posted by Clovie
i'm wooden, or liar? or have big nose?
(try not think about the obvious things surrounding that movie)
I was referring to the first night he was supposed to be going to sleep and he kept asking 'why?' after everything Gipeto(?) said.

i know i have stopped now though

Originally posted by Mistah DEVIL
(try not think about the obvious things surrounding that movie)
I was referring to the first night he was supposed to be going to sleep and he kept asking 'why?' after everything Gipeto(?) said. i haven't seen the movie, i've read a book and it was ages ago
and what is your point now? that i should go to sleep?

Originally posted by Clovie
i haven't seen the movie, i've read a book and it was ages ago
and what is your point now? that i should go to sleep?
my point is that you ? every compliment I give you. how many times do ppl have to tell you something b4 you believe it?
Originally posted by Thael
I find it quite aggrivating to be asked (frequently) if I was born here.
I'm like 'Human' or 'American'

i heard George Bush asked Charlotte Church a welsh Singer "What state (in terms if American states Nevada/California etc.) is Wales in?"


Bush u IDIOT !!

Originally posted by T.M
i heard George Bush asked Charlotte Church a welsh Singer "What state (in terms if American states Nevada/California etc.) is Wales in?"


Bush u IDIOT !!
bush is an idiot who doesn't care that he's an idiot

Originally posted by T.M


i know i have stopped now though

Good boy or girl!(Pats his or her's head and gives him or her a cookie!)jm

Originally posted by Mistah DEVIL
my point is that you ? every compliment I give you. how many times do ppl have to tell you something b4 you believe it? oh..i'm sorry..
it is just that i don't think about myself that way
and i'm not used to hearing this kind of stuff

Originally posted by Jackie Malfoy
Good boy or girl!(Pats his or her's head and gives him or her a cookie!)jm

Im male

Gives him a cookie!jm

how sweet

Originally posted by Clovie
oh..i'm sorry..
it is just that i don't think about myself that way
and i'm not used to hearing this kind of stuff
I'm glad that ur not conceited

ever since I've been ppl have complimented you. is there anybody that you want to believe?

Originally posted by Mistah DEVIL
I'm glad that ur not conceited

ever since I've been ppl have complimented you. is there anybody that you want to believe? i'm not what?

but they're just being nice and yes. there is such a person here.

your sitting watching tv.
"are u watching this?"

Originally posted by Clovie
i'm not what?

but they're just being nice and yes. there is such a person here.
conceited means u think ur um ...uh... attractive and all into your looks. you brag about it and (bc ur a girl) how many guys you can get. do you understand now?


hmmm

go google

define: conceited

one time in biology.....we were dicussing the contents of sugar in cemen....semen? meh whater.....anyways we were discussing that and this dittzy girl asked "then why does it tasteso salty" without thinking.......then he was laughed out of the class as she ran in embarrassment....... I love blondes....

Originally posted by Mistah DEVIL
conceited means u think ur um ...uh... attractive and all into your looks. you brag about it and (bc ur a girl) how many guys you can get. do you understand now?


hmmm oh..thanx..
how can i be about how many guys i can have when i can have none

and what ..'hmmm'.?


Originally posted by T.M
go google

define: conceited tx

you didn't know what that meant?

Originally posted by jinzin
you didn't know what that meant? i didn't
what's so weird about it?

Originally posted by jinzin
one time in biology.....we were dicussing the contents of sugar in cemen....semen? meh whater.....anyways we were discussing that and this dittzy girl asked "then why does it tasteso salty" without thinking.......then he was laughed out of the class as she ran in embarrassment....... I love blondes....

eww

Dunno if it's been mentioned already but...

"Are you asleep?"

"i didn't
what's so weird about it?"

it's just kind of an overused word......funny you didn't know it....are you sheltered clove...?

"Are you asleep?"

lol for a second there I thought you were asking me in reference to my horrible spelling/grammer errors...I was like: "damn...harsh"

Originally posted by Clovie
oh..thanx..
how can i be about how many guys i can have when i can have none

and what ..'hmmm'.?


tx Originally posted by Clovie
i'm not what?

but they're just being nice and yes. there is such a person here.
the last part is what the hhmm was about. It was my sly way of asking are you gonna tell me or am I going to have to wonder, but apparently it didn't work

Why do you say you can have no guys?

Originally posted by jinzin
"i didn't
what's so weird about it?"

it's just kind of an overused word......funny you didn't know it....are you sheltered clove...? english is not my first language, if it explain anything.

and i don't know sheltered either


Originally posted by Mistah DEVIL
the last part is what the hhmm was about. It was my sly way of asking are you gonna tell me or am I going to have to wonder, but apparently it didn't work

Why do you say you can have no guys? oh...
he has more posts than me

coz i don't have any, so it means i can't have any.

ohhhhh poor clovie.......um sheltered mean you're parent overprotect you from things they think you aren't old enough ready for...but they do it at an extreme rate...

anyways.....what language is your 1st one?

Originally posted by jinzin
ohhhhh poor clovie.......um sheltered mean you're parent overprotect you from things they think you aren't old enough ready for...but they do it at an extreme rate...

anyways.....what language is your 1st one? of course they're protecting me from the bad stuff

Polish

no not bad stuff....I mean they NEVER let you see a rated R movie...or go to parties...or well...just stuff like that..

dumb question..someone asking 'are you okay?' when you are crying..

Originally posted by Clovie
english is not my first language, if it explain anything.

and i don't know sheltered either


oh...
he has more posts than me

coz i don't have any, so it means i can't have any.
cute

well it's not so much a dumn question.....it's just the generality of what people say when they mean "do you need help/wanna talk about it?"

Originally posted by jinzin
no not bad stuff....I mean they NEVER let you see a rated R movie...or go to parties...or well...just stuff like that.. oh..now..i'm allowed, but i have to tell them when i'm comming back.

Originally posted by Mistah DEVIL
cute what is?

Originally posted by Clovie
of course they're protecting me from the bad stuff

Polish
I learned something new about clovie

Uggh when i slam the door my mom is infront of me and she says "Hunny are you home?" im like "No its my fuking ghost"

Originally posted by jinzin
well it's not so much a dumn question.....it's just the generality of what people say when they mean "do you need help/wanna talk about it?"

It is...very dumb...if you were okay why would you be crying?

it follow the same principles of a figure os speech...it's not really dumb....the person asking knows there's something wrong....just doesn't know how to express the disire to help out very well.

Originally posted by Mistah DEVIL
I learned something new about clovie so what?


Originally posted by Puddin
Uggh when i slam the door my mom is infront of me and she says "Hunny are you home?" im like "No its my fuking ghost"


Originally posted by Fionnuala
It is...very dumb...if you were okay why would you be crying? in such a situation i'd prefer a hug.

Originally posted by Fionnuala
It is...very dumb...if you were okay why would you be crying?
happy tears

Originally posted by Mistah DEVIL
happy tears

okay implies that you are fine...no real depth of emotion..to be crying of happiness you would have to be very very happy..Originally posted by jinzin
it follow the same principles of a figure os speech...it's not really dumb....the person asking knows there's something wrong....just doesn't know how to express the disire to help out very well.
I know..I don't even know why I am arguing this point really..

lol....just to argue perhaps.....?

Originally posted by jinzin
lol....just to argue perhaps.....?

Probably, I am in that mood..it is very stupid really..

Originally posted by jinzin
"Are you asleep?"

lol for a second there I thought you were asking me in reference to my horrible spelling/grammer errors...I was like: "damn...harsh"

Just noticed this....

hysterical

Originally posted by Clovie
so what?

I like talking to you, but I dont really know anything about you.

Sorry for wanting to know more about.






( )

see clovie all the guys on here got the hots for ya...

Originally posted by Mistah DEVIL
I like talking to you, but I dont really know anything about you.

Sorry for wanting to know more about.






( ) omg..if you want to know something just ask.

heyhey heywhos hittin on my clovie

Originally posted by Clovie
omg..if you want to know something just ask.
nvm

Originally posted by a1hsauce
heyhey heywhos hittin on my clovie

Not me.......hitting sounds good though droolio

Originally posted by a1hsauce
heyhey heywhos hittin on my clovie yes?


Originally posted by Mistah DEVIL
nvm okay


Originally posted by Fionnuala
Not me.......hitting sounds good though droolio ash?

Originally posted by Clovie
ash?

What?

lol.....goofballs.

Originally posted by Fionnuala
What? what did you mean?

Originally posted by Clovie
what did you mean?

Not sure...there is only one person I would like to hit on bag but many people I would like to hit..so either or..

Originally posted by Fionnuala
Not sure...there is only one person I would like to hit on bag but many people I would like to hit..so either or.. i know that
okay..but don't hit me cry

"Not sure...there is only one person I would like to hit on but many people I would like to hit..so either or.."

mind if I ask who?