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lil bitchiness
Has anyone ever read those?

Heres one I just read.
Apes, Lies and Ms Henn

I find this so painfully entertaining, in an utterly offencive and shameless way.

chick tracts

I find it entertaining and mind numming because there are people out there who believe all this.



It frightens me that people believe this kind of shit...but it amuses me at the same time at the lack of brain activity you need to have in order to believe this.

Alpha Centauri
Hahahaha.

Like Bill says, I'm surprised Jesus never stumbled into a Tyrannosaurus. I mean, they roamed the Earth at the same time, right?

-AC

Afro Cheese
I was waiting for the punchline until I got like 3/4 of the way into it and realized it was serious.

Jedi_KnightAlly
lol, its really pathetic that people can be swayed by an article such as that.

lil bitchiness
Originally posted by Afro Cheese
I was waiting for the punchline until I got like 3/4 of the way into it and realized it was serious.

lol

WindDancer
These are called Christian pulp comics. The man behind this whole thing is none other than Jack T. Chick. An extremist and somewhat a christian fundamentalist. Read more about him here:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Chick

Big Evil
I remember the D&D one, he was half the reason D&D is still frowned upon.. mad

But this animation will enlighten you on the truth. Note: I have said nearly everything the fighter has.
http://www.cybermoonstudios.com/8bitDandD.html

lil bitchiness
Why Halloween is EVIL

lol

Big Evil
Well actually as a Pagan I can tell you Haloween WAS one of our original holidays. It was the day the spirits could communicate with people supposedly better then any other day of the year. Alot of the games of Haloween are clues to this, like bobbing for apples which witches use to do for scrying, and instead of carving a pumpkin they'd carve a potato to attract spirits.

lil bitchiness
Originally posted by Big Evil
Well actually as a Pagan I can tell you Haloween WAS one of our original holidays. It was the day the spirits could communicate with people supposedly better then any other day of the year. Alot of the games of Haloween are clues to this, like bobbing for apples which witches use to do for scrying, and instead of carving a pumpkin they'd carve a potato to attract spirits.

I am well aware of the origins of Haloween as well as easter eggs and bunnies and the original Christmas.

Fionnuala
Is this serious?....Christ..thats insane..

Jedi_KnightAlly
Was christmas not a russian holiday?

You know what is scary, that people will believe and or be swayed by that stuff....

lil bitchiness
Originally posted by Fionnuala
Is this serious?....Christ..thats insane..

Yup. Serious.

check this one out

BackFire
Originally posted by Afro Cheese
I was waiting for the punchline until I got like 3/4 of the way into it and realized it was serious.


lol, me too.

That's so stupid.

Love it how they portrayed the evolutionist believer as a horrible mean spirited person.

Gotta love propaganda.

Big Evil
Originally posted by BackFire
Love it how they portrayed the evolutionist believer as a horrible mean spirited person.

Precisely, it's the people that GRADUATE from college that are snobby, not the teachers.. smokin'

RaeRox
hey, offensive. I am a Christian, however, even i must admit, that THOSE specific comics, are rather stupid....

Big Evil
Originally posted by RaeRox
hey, offensive. I am a Christian, however, even i must admit, that THOSE specific comics, are rather stupid....
I still havn't quite forgivven the Christians for "Bible Man".

Worst then that I had a dream about forming a death metal band and won Christian rock band of the year. We were labeld Christian rock simply because the band's name was "Wrath of God" despite how we sung about Satan worship and overall debautchery..

RaeRox
ok, i do NOT want to visit your mind anytime soon.....lol laughing

BackFire
Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Yup. Serious.

check this one out


ROFL!

Holy shit, that is hilarious.

The two little demons controling the gay men, oh man, I was laughing my ass off when I saw that.

It's like it's a parody of itself or something.

Gregory
None of those tracts, in my opinion, can compare with The Last Generation in sheer ... I don't know, Chickness.

Curl_Up&Dye
Originally posted by Afro Cheese
I was waiting for the punchline until I got like 3/4 of the way into it and realized it was serious.


yeah thats what i thought too....

i read a bunch of them and it turns my stomach that people mass produce things like that

Jedi_KnightAlly
wow.... this guy is off his nut... thought this story was quite good.... Guy, gets preached to, whatdya know, he dies because he's not a christian lol.
http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1014/1014_01.asp

Darth Revan
The fact that this guy is serious almost makes it more funny.

"If YOU believe in evolution instead of Jesus, you'll end up in hell." laughing out loud

Afro Cheese
The homosexuality one is hilarious laughing

Just the pictures alone are priceless.

lil bitchiness
Originally posted by Darth Revan
The fact that this guy is serious almost makes it more funny.

"If YOU believe in evolution instead of Jesus, you'll end up in hell." laughing out loud

lol

dark1365
Originally posted by Darth Revan
The fact that this guy is serious almost makes it more funny.

"If YOU believe in evolution instead of Jesus, you'll end up in hell." laughing out loud
laughing out loud What the...?

debbiejo
blink There really are churches that teach sermons like this...

tabby999
i love the one thats about bad bill or whatever his name is, it has the Dr telling the mother not to flog her child protrayed as a lunatic

Curl_Up&Dye
lol ashley has done more than 60 trips on LSD....mixed with speed....


ummm i think she would have died long before she became a 16 year old hippy and thought her face was melting off

plus arent you legally insane after 5 trips on LSD?

Curl_Up&Dye
Originally posted by Afro Cheese
The homosexuality one is hilarious laughing

Just the pictures alone are priceless.


omg i just read that one...


laughing laughing

DarkCrawler
Holy shit...is this guy for real? What the f**k?

Clovie
Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Has anyone ever read those?

Heres one I just read.
Apes, Lies and Ms Henn

I find this so painfully entertaining, in an utterly offencive and shameless way.

chick tracts

I find it entertaining and mind numming because there are people out there who believe all this.



It frightens me that people believe this kind of shit...but it amuses me at the same time at the lack of brain activity you need to have in order to believe this. what's that? blink

Fishy
http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0042/0042_01.asp

I hate that one even more then the rest, if I didn't just have a long discussion about religion in school i might have actually found those comics funny

DarkCrawler
Originally posted by Fishy
http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0042/0042_01.asp

I hate that one even more then the rest, if I didn't just have a long discussion about religion in school i might have actually found those comics funny

Yeah. Few minutes ago the Muslim was ready to kill the crazy Christian, but then he is telling him about religion he never believed in, and now he is ready to abandon his own faith that he has believed in for his whole life...

Bullshit.

Fishy
Actually I find the part where the Muslim is ready to kill the Christian the worst part, and all those lies about the Koran.. The guy should read before he talks...

tabby999
why the hell would you walk past a muslim pray area and then bag the shit out of them, espesially when they are in an area where they would kill you for saying something like that?
then a man who has obviously devoted his whole life to allah changes completly cos of one man and his dick wit son

DarkCrawler
laughing out loud

http://www.chick.com/tractimages64743/5008/5008_21.gif

laughing

http://www.chick.com/tractimages64743/5018/5018_08.gif

"Don't mess with me...'cause im the Christ."

rolling on floor laughing

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clap

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DarkCrawler
hysterical
http://www.chick.com/tractimages64743/5001/5001_10.gif

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