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*sigh* please as well dont use this as a chance too moke me.

i wont moke you ...mock you maybe but not moke...iv just washed my hands


( Cloud looks gorgeous in that pic droolio )

i'll tell you if you can tell me why i dont have one either

i dunno my friend......if I was adept at the fine arts of getting the girl I would tell ya....but it looks like you and I are in the same boat........of course I have a feeling mine may have somethin to do with my nerdom....

coz you don't believe in yourself!

Originally posted by Gen. Grevious
*sigh* please as well dont use this as a chance too moke me.

Have you asked anyone?

Because that may be the problem..


Oh and.... *mocks and points*

Don't mean to be harsh here, but there reason you can't get a girl friend is because you come on forums and pointlessly complain about not having a girl friend! YOU NEED TO GET OUT AND GET A LIFE! no offence...

maybe you shouldnt try too hard.

wait for them to come to you.

confidence helps....but not arrogance!!!

Im a nerd,why cant the nerds get a break? *sigh*

Originally posted by Clovie
coz you don't believe in yourself!
that is so me

Originally posted by Gen. Grevious
Im a nerd,why cant the nerds get a break? *sigh*

Then there is the problem.... GET A LIFE!

Originally posted by Gen. Grevious
Im a nerd,why cant the nerds get a break? *sigh*

theres your answer !!!!!!

Maybe it's because you're a Star Wars nerd, and are constantly on the 'net.

I do get out,i play tennis,do drama and other things but it just doesnt happen.......argh! anyway im get nervous around girls,i cant help it.....

Gotta hate Star Wars nerds (jk)

us poor nerds......so misunderstood.....we're still people...

Originally posted by Gen. Grevious
Im a nerd,why cant the nerds get a break? *sigh*


Your break will come in teh future when you are using your "nerdy" skills to make large amounts of money and get all sorts of hot women while the "cool" guys are working cash registers at wendy's and driving taxis.

Originally posted by Gen. Grevious
Im a nerd,why cant the nerds get a break? *sigh*
if your anything like bill gate be expecting some money.

Originally posted by BackFire
Your break will come in teh future when you are using your "nerdy" skills to make large amounts of money and get all sorts of hot women while the "cool" guys are working cash registers at wendy's and driving taxis.

I spent my spare time ont eh net,not all my time,curse those of you who mock me and those who help me,you know who you are,thankyou

Originally posted by Gen. Grevious
I spent my spare time ont eh net,not all my time,curse those of you who mock me and those who help me,you know who you are,thankyou
just doing my civil mocking duty

Originally posted by Filth
Then there is the problem.... GET A LIFE!

Get a 'life'...

you literally need to get a life vampire!


no im kidding

mayb your palms are too hairy ??

Originally posted by Electrocat
Get a 'life'...

you literally need to get a life vampire!


no im kidding


Nice one

Originally posted by Gen. Grevious
I spent my spare time ont eh net,not all my time,curse those of you who mock me and those who help me,you know who you are,thankyou

I do not mock.

I am a nerd too, I do have some confidence around ladies, but only if I've known them for a while.

I'm not the kind of guy who goes up to a hottie in a club and asks her if she wants to go out sometime.

See if your friends have anyone to set you up with.

i need a life... well a new one anyway...this ones not working out... you think i can return it?

Those who mock me,are stupid......there are nice people on KMC and they will all become saints

Originally posted by Electrocat
Get a 'life'...

you literally need to get a life vampire!


no im kidding

Oh.... i see what you did there................... you made it funny... because he is a vampire...... and vampires lack life...... amazing...

i'm, the exact same way ken

Thanks Ken,you are cool,i see what everyone means

Originally posted by BakaXero
i need a life... well a new one anyway...this ones not working out... you think i can return it?

go to the 'life return bank' you should get a full refund

Originally posted by Gen. Grevious
Thanks Ken,you are cool,i see what everyone means

What does everyone mean?

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
I'm not the kind of guy who goes up to a hottie in a club and asks her if she wants to go out sometime.


I wouldn't know how to do that, I would **** it up good, I'm damn nervous around girls, I never make any moves, I just wait until they do...

Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
go to the 'life return bank' you should get a full refund
problem is i cant find one

Everyone says your a really good guy

advise from a woman's point of view, Ken

a woman does not like a guy that is:

egomaniacal
brags a lot
tries to hard...

girls like being run after, but don't try to hard.

do you consider yourself to be a good-looking guy?

YOU ARE ALL TERRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!! cry




i'll never get a bf cry

Originally posted by Electrocat
advise from a woman's point of view, Ken

a woman does not like a guy that is:

egomaniacal
brags a lot
tries to hard...

girls like being run after, but don't try to hard.

do you consider yourself to be a good-looking guy?
i wonder about that sometimes...

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
That's my philosophy.

I have no idea when chicks are interested in me until they say so. I can't read the signs. There was one time I didn't know a chick wanted to get closer to me until she kissed me.

I'm lame like that too....

Originally posted by Electrocat
advise from a woman's point of view, Ken

a woman does not like a guy that is:

egomaniacal
brags a lot
tries to hard...

girls like being run after, but don't try to hard.

do you consider yourself to be a good-looking guy?

I try too hard.

I consider myself an okay looking guy. Except I am chubby and my body doesn't look proportionate.

Originally posted by Clovie
YOU ARE ALL TERRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!! cry




i'll never get a bf cry

DON'T TALK LIKE THAT!! cry

We've been through this!!

I consider myself average,and I'm definitely not any of the above

Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
shes probly as nervous as you ....

guys seriously if you see a woman you like, the worst thing you can do it stand in the corner gawping at her ,
i like it when a guy approacehs me , just to introduce him self rather than staring at me from across the room...also very creepy ......

..... when I'm interested in a girl, I don't stare at her from the corner of the room, i go over and talk, but I'm to nervous to do anything but talk, until i get some definite signs from her, and i mean blatantly obvious signs... like her saying so...

Originally posted by spidergrl
DON'T TALK LIKE THAT!! cry

We've been through this!! i know...

but...it is just..*sniffs* cry

Sigh,maybe i'll get a break sometime,and clovie you will get a boyfriend soon your a really nice person.

then you shouldnt have a problem, Gen.

Ken, maybe you should just act cool,

- find out about one chick you dig, you know, what she likes etc. (like im a sucker for stock car races)

- buy her something she like (im a sucker for roses :stick out toungue

- ask her suavely if she would go out with you, but don't do all that in one day, try about a week apart. My couz did this and now he's married to the chick!

Originally posted by Clovie
YOU ARE ALL TERRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!! cry




i'll never get a bf cry
why must you say that cry

Originally posted by Electrocat
then you shouldnt have a problem, Gen.

Ken, maybe you should just act cool,

- find out about one chick you dig, you know, what she likes etc. (like im a sucker for stock car races)

- buy her something she like (im a sucker for roses :stick out toungue

- ask her suavely if she would go out with you, but don't do all that in one day, try about a week apart. My couz did this and now he's married to the chick!

I already know a lot about the woman I like.

I already bought her something, it was cheesy, but she loved it.

I asked her if she would, and she said that it's a possibility.

Did I do anything wrong?

Originally posted by Gen. Grevious
Sigh,maybe i'll get a break sometime,and clovie you will get a boyfriend soon your a really nice person. sure....


Originally posted by BakaXero
why must you say that cry coz that truth!



cry

Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
do you blabber mindlessly about things that only you understnd?

do you give her a chance to talk ?

Of course I don't talk about stuff I only understand that would just be stupid, and in a conversation there is generally more then one person talking...

Hows your lovelife Electrocat, and you remind me of will smith in Hitch although you a girl,giving advice.thanks

Originally posted by Clovie
sure....


coz that truth!



cry
no its NOT!!! cry

allright hey. this is the ultimate word of advice...

the single life is THE life

cos guys only end up hurting you

Originally posted by Electrocat
allright hey. this is the ultimate word of advice...

the single life is THE life

cos guys only end up hurting you
it works the other way too

Originally posted by BakaXero
no its NOT!!! cry it is

if the guys are so shy..considering the fact that i'm also rather shy (in real life it is 1000000000 times worse than here )
so it means i'll never get one


Originally posted by Electrocat
allright hey. this is the ultimate word of advice...

the single life is THE life

cos guys only end up hurting you correct

Originally posted by Electrocat
allright hey. this is the ultimate word of advice...

the single life is THE life

cos guys only end up hurting you

Way to fill "Gen. Grevious" with confidence.....

Originally posted by BakaXero
it works the other way too



I've had 3 girls leave me for someone else. cry

poor sweet clovie....how the hell can you have 5 or 6 bday threads and not be able to get a bf?

Guess how sad i am,sigh ive never kissed a girl

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh too shy...nevermind....I can relate...

"Guess how sad i am,sigh ive never kissed a girl"

damn

Originally posted by Gen. Grevious
Guess how sad i am,sigh ive never kissed a girl

How old are you? Seriously, I'm not going to mock you.

Originally posted by jinzin
poor sweet clovie....how the hell can you have 5 or 6 bday threads and not be able to get a bf? i'm scared of them crybag

yeah lots of boys on KMC have the hots for you.

gee sorry but that's the truth. sometime, it's gotta come to an end.

I can go out now and have any guy i want, cos there are lots of guys who want me (im not bragging) but i'd rather stay single, cos i know ill get hurt

Originally posted by Gen. Grevious
Guess how sad i am,sigh ive never kissed a girl

Ouch, unlucky man

Originally posted by Clovie
it is

if the guys are so shy..considering the fact that i'm also rather shy (in real life it is 1000000000 times worse than here )
so it means i'll never get one


correct
DOnt worry cloves... if you want something so much. you'll work up the courage to do your best to get it.

Its to depressing,im 16 sigh sigh

Originally posted by Gen. Grevious
yeah lots of boys on KMC have the hots for you. me?
rather some random chick i have in the sig

Originally posted by BakaXero
DOnt worry cloves... if you want something so much. you'll work up the courage to do your best to get it. sure.
















and about not ever kissing anyone. STOP THIS DISCUSSION cry

Originally posted by Gen. Grevious
Its to depressing,im 16 sigh sigh

That's not too bad.

I didn't have my first real kiss until I was 17.

Sure there were friendly kisses and kisses on the cheek, but my first real kiss was at 17.

cry

Originally posted by Gen. Grevious
*sigh* please as well dont use this as a chance too moke me.
probably cause you're looking for one

Clovie,i dont judge anyone on KMC by there sigs,after talking to you i found you to be a real nice person,although i cant see you i know a fact you have a beautiful heart and thats all that counts in my books

Thanks Electrocat

to clovie: mope....pretty sure it's you....and why stop....have you never?

Originally posted by Gen. Grevious
Clovie,i dont judge anyone on KMC by there sigs,after talking to you i found you to be a real nice person,although i cant see you i know a fact you have a beautiful heart and thats all that counts in my books tx

Originally posted by jinzin
to clovie: mope....pretty sure it's you....and why stop....have you never?
me is what?
of course i've NEVER cry

pretty sure it's you all the guys got the hots for...gen grevious certainly seems to.....

and wow....that's amazing...

Originally posted by jinzin
pretty sure it's you all the guys got the hots for...gen grevious certainly seems to.....

and wow....that's amazing... really?


why amazing? imo it is PATHETIC cry

Clovie, how old are you?

Shut up Jinzin *nudge nudge*

Originally posted by Clovie
me?
rather some random chick i have in the sig

sure.
















and about not ever kissing anyone. STOP THIS DISCUSSION cry
true as it may be...
i vlue you more as a friend...
my sexy friend

lol...cause it wasn't sooooo obvious....my bad man....


sorry clovie i didn't mean to bring up a touchy subject....

what's with the paper bag smiley face?

argh! and whats obvious.....ehehehehe *nudges harder*

Originally posted by BakaXero
true as it may be...
i vlue you more as a friend...
my sexy friend tx


Originally posted by jinzin
lol...cause it wasn't sooooo obvious....my bad man....


sorry clovie i didn't mean to bring up a touchy subject.... doesn't matter.

Originally posted by jinzin
what's with the paper bag smiley face? ?

... It's nice to know that conversations can happen here without someone being a total arsehole...

(subject change)

Indeed, agree with you there,but its probably a matter of time

Originally posted by Clovie
tx


doesn't matter.

?
i always thought that if i ever saw a photo of you i might change the way i act around you... But that has not come true. Your still one of the sexiest people here

Originally posted by BakaXero
i always thought that if i ever saw a photo of you i might change the way i act around you... But that has not come true. Your still one of the sexiest people here you mean you've seen a pic of me?

edit

really? do show

Originally posted by BakaXero
edit there is only one fake

why did you edit?

edit
sorry this post is confusing you
i try not to post things like this

Originally posted by Clovie
there is only one fake

why did you edit?
i dont know...
im have this problem with my thinking...
i gotta sort out my brain

Originally posted by BakaXero
nope
but i thinking it
im dont care...
im a friend to all. Looks are looks. but personaity is different


Originally posted by BakaXero
i dont know...
im have this problem with my thinking...
i gotta sort out my brain you're confusing me.

Originally posted by Clovie



you're confusing me.
yeah just ignore that too

i can't get a g/f i have trouble

Originally posted by BakaXero
yeah just ignore that too as you wish.

Originally posted by Clovie
as you wish.
sorry
hug
in just a bit crazy today...

Originally posted by BakaXero
sorry
hug
in just a bit crazy today... okay

hug

what about that girl you talked about the other day?

i han't made my move yet

you should make a move.....i wish i could

Gem ... condieence really helps

i'll make it later

Ok,and thanks Bun Bun

i bet she'll say no

dont say that your a good guy,and anyway at least you have the guts to ask a girl.

Be patient with yourself. Once you meet the right girl, things will go so well that you can just be yourself and she' ll still fall head over heels in love with you. The important thing is to be yourself.

yeah...thanks storm

Things look hopeless for me.

oh stop whinin atleast u havn'y been dumped by a girl u dated fr a while i know the feeling though seein as i cant hav a hope of gettin another girl unless i get myself a nose job.so atleast u dont hav tht prob so stop whinnin about it u'll all get the right people fr u and im sure u'll find him/her soon

Originally posted by Gen. Grevious
Im a nerd,why cant the nerds get a break? *sigh* have you never seen revenge of the nerds?

granted that's a movie...but it does give one hope....does it?

I used to think i would never get a boyfreind


just wait and they'll come your way, trust me

actually wanting a gf/bf is not the end all be all of life....if it were, then you've just wasted 3/4 of it pining it away.....

^ ok yeah, that is true, but I love it when we are together i used to think I hated everyone and I would find nobody and the world hated me...I was wrong

yes....but i've always believed that love, like trouble has a way of finding you when you least expect it....the results are always the same in some sense for some in the end....it frekkin' hurts

unless you're one of the lucky few


course, i could be spewin' caca out of mouth too

^ priceless

Originally posted by Mandos
i feel as if i'm being scrutinized...

lalafalala

Now how do you feel?

like i just showered with irish spring....fresh and natural, smelling like ireland

wow we are a cheery bunch

in truth....we really are

i'm not kidding either

no...really, we are

see.....

well we wont know if you dont tell us what your like, are you controlling, cruel, call people names, not attractive? somethin

Originally posted by camarossryder88
well we wont know if you dont tell us what your like, are you controlling, cruel, call people names, not attractive? somethin would you like for me to place my personals online....here....on kmc?

lol.....well at least there's consistancy with us girlfriendless nerds...

Not all girls hate nerds. Although...I recently became a math major, so I suppose I could be called a nerd myself. Then again...I was the only girl in my calc 2 class...so...there ya go.

"Not all girls hate nerds"

tell that to the ones around here.....you'll be laughed outa town.... maybe I should move somewhere else then....lol

Originally posted by cindy8219
you really don't want me to do that....do you?

damn ****ing ex keeps calling me...stirring up old feelings.....I'm getting stressed out....

i love ya Gem
<3

who's gem?

the person who started this thread

oh......well eeeeexxxxcuuuuuuseee me! lol

u betta be excused
j/p love ya jinzin

awwwwwwwwwwwww (blushes)

You wanna know why you can't get a girlfriend... Look at yourself in the mirror, you have four arms... That explains it all...

Originally posted by Darth Mantis
You wanna know why you can't get a girlfriend... Look at yourself in the mirror, you have four arms... That explains it all... i believe that has to have been the best put downs i've heard in ages....