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Welcome men, women....and Deano.

This is my orchard....filled with many old and fruitful trees as far as the eye can see.

Upon these trees grow delicious apples. Take as many as you like, KMCers.

Remember, in the unlikely event you wish to polish someone else, please wash hands before doing so .

Thank you and enjoy your farming.

Yours humourously

-AC

Ur. Ok then.

Gotta love it when nobody gets the jokes but me.

Although Fi is WAY ahead of you all.

-AC

Aren't I always? diva

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Gotta love it when nobody gets the jokes but me.

Although Fi is WAY ahead of you all.

-AC i'm terrible sorry i'm not as clever, or nice or anything as her.




*pouts and starts crying*

*Hugs Clovie*

Not YOU.

I love you really.

-AC

Originally posted by Clovie
i'm terrible sorry i'm not as clever, or nice or anything as her.




*pouts and starts crying*

cry I won't apolgise becuase you will hit me...

......how bored are you, AC?

I hope these applies are 100% organic Mr AC otherwise i refuse to polish them for you.

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Welcome men, women....and Deano.

This is my orchard....filled with many old and fruitful trees as far as the eye can see.

Upon these trees grow delicious apples. Take as many as you like, KMCers.

Remember, in the unlikely event you wish to polish someone else, please wash hands before doing so .

Thank you and enjoy your farming.

Yours humourously

-AC lol you dumbass....and this time I can say it ha! I love it.

mmmm Apples...droolio yummy...

Originally posted by Lana
......how bored are you, AC?

More bored than Yoda.

Originally posted by Korri
I hope these applies are 100% organic Mr AC otherwise i refuse to polish them for you.

Anything....ELSE....I can offer you, that might be organic....Miss Korri?

*Smirk*

-AC

*giggles*

I would like to polish apples droolio

Well...*Sigh*...like, duh!

It's an ORCHARD. Full of TREES.

I invited you to polish as many apples as you want, since everyone else loves to do it to anyone.

Just go an pick them, it's fine. Although, beware. I've genetically engineered my own brand of tree-bird. Spits poison like a cobra. Pick the wrong tree and you may end up horrifically disfigured.

-AC

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
More bored than Yoda.



Anything....ELSE....I can offer you, that might be organic....Miss Korri?

*Smirk*

-AC

im sorry, you did mean organic and not something else?

Oh...silly me.

I don't know what I mean.

-AC

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
*Hugs Clovie*

Not YOU.

I love you really.

-AC weally? cryhug

Originally posted by Fionnuala
cry I won't apolgise becuase you will hit me... *throws an apple towards you*

lol

Originally posted by Clovie
weally? cryhug

Of course!

I wouldn't lie to you.

-AC

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Of course!

I wouldn't lie to you.

-AC *sniffs*

thank you touched kisses

all this lovey dovey bullshit is making my apples go rotten.

hysterical

Oh Korri... what a golden apple that was

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Welcome men, women....and Deano.

This is my orchard....filled with many old and fruitful trees as far as the eye can see.

Upon these trees grow delicious apples. Take as many as you like, KMCers.

Remember, in the unlikely event you wish to polish someone else, please wash hands before doing so .

Thank you and enjoy your farming.

Yours humourously

-AC


In my old school I swear I had Orchard Classes

OMG, tell me everything.

*sits*

well it was a "waldorf" school, which is this weird school system, we didnt have tests, we didnt have to use uniforms, etc.
and we had to grow stuff in the school orchards
...I hated that school anyway

That's almost 'cult-ish'. And really quite disturbing

yeah... waldorf is a weird hypocrital german school sytem...
I did learn to make quite a lot of things there tho

No, shut up, all of you.

Either pick apples, or get out, yous bums.

Korri, chill out. Clovie is a friend. I don't know or care what kinda shit you two have going on but I don't want it in here.

-AC

yes, sir innocent


may i just know what is an orchard?

A place where trees are grown to farm apples.

-AC

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
No, shut up, all of you.

Either pick apples, or get out, yous bums.

Korri, chill out. Clovie is a friend. I don't know or care what kinda shit you two have going on but I don't want it in here.

-AC

cry
*picks up apples*

Originally posted by Clovie
yes, sir innocent


may i just know what is an orchard?

the spanish translation is "huerto" I dunno of that helps

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Welcome men, women....and Deano.

This is my orchard....filled with many old and fruitful trees as far as the eye can see.

Upon these trees grow delicious apples. Take as many as you like, KMCers.

Remember, in the unlikely event you wish to polish someone else, please wash hands before doing so .

Thank you and enjoy your farming.

Yours humourously

-AC

screw your head on brother
keep it up..and i'll shove those apples right up your wise ass!!
lol

Such beautiful apple polishing touched

polish my arse...

Gladly...

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
A place where trees are grown to farm apples.

-AC thank you

Originally posted by IceWithin
cry
*picks up apples*



the spanish translation is "huerto" I dunno of that helps not much

but i've checked in the dictionary

good

*Eats FORBIDDEN FRUIT!*

Originally posted by Deano
screw your head on brother
keep it up..and i'll shove those apples right up your wise ass!!
lol

I'll spark you right aht.

-AC

nah nah nah AC mate, your avin a larf...ya mug!

*Gets drunk and acts like a moron, British male general public style*

Wheeeeeey! ENGERLAND! ENGERLAND!

F*cking come on then! Let's fight and generally be not very nice to each other.

-AC

I'm at home touched


f*cking chavs

May I have an apple then?

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
No, shut up, all of you.

Either pick apples, or get out, yous bums.

Korri, chill out. Clovie is a friend. I don't know or care what kinda shit you two have going on but I don't want it in here.

-AC you could be a little nicer could you not? Ooo right...sorry, you need your apples polished...Ill just leave you to it then.

Originally posted by silver_tears
May I have an apple then?

Sweetness, you have your very own tree in this orchard .

Shellie, I believe the phrase is zoom. Couldn't possibly have missed the purpose of this thread more if you tried to.

-AC

Most excellent, hopefully it's fertile

Quick, someone polish my apples!

*Sends over a remote, ball-cleaning midget*

There you go buddy.

And yes, Miss Irene....very fertile .

Maybe you'd like to see my...*Winks*...private orchard .

-AC

OMG The innuendo is mind blowing!

Just point the way

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Sweetness, you have your very own tree in this orchard .

Shellie, I believe the phrase is zoom. Couldn't possibly have missed the purpose of this thread more if you tried to.

-AC stop being an ass...its making your apples stink ...hows that for an innuendo for you

Technically it's not an innuendo. It's a needless, pathetic attempt at an insult.

Congrats on making yourself look stupid.

-AC

Great...another insulting session...why don't you all just grow up?..it's so trivial..

What I don't understand is how people around here, rather than directly address the person responsible due to friendship, say things like "Why don't you ALL grow up?"

Why don't you ALL start realising who kicks shit off and stop using friendship as a shield to not saying anything?

I've got some awesome friends on here but everyone is going around sucking each others dick, it's pointless. If I act a certain way, or someone says something that isn't liked, we're pulled up on it immediately. As soon as it involves a friend, it's nowhere near that serious. It's "Calm down you guys" or something.

-AC

Fine..you piss me off...happy now?...in my opinion you are a self opinionated arse..and you just completely contradicted your self in that post..

Yeah, I am .

Please, by all means show me where I contradicted myself.

Unless this is another case of where you come in, make a comment, fail to back it up and then take a stab at all who prove you wrong. Coz we've seen that.

Love,

-AC

Yes..this is another case of me doing that..

Thought so.

While we're on the topic and it's confined to this one thread that I made in semi-joke, anyone else want to actually grow some testicles and say something? Coz if rumours are true, alot of you want to.

I've heard the constant "Nobody likes you AC" jibes, so I'm giving you the chance to actually free yourself and say it. If you don't, then quit bitching.

-AC

So did I..


fruits_apple

*Applauds*

Excellent.

Props on the apple smiley, haven't seen it before.

-AC

You haven't lived untill you've seen someone prop on an apple smilie..

Calm down you guys.

HAH! I'm so funny.

HAHA!

Backfire you old clown, you.

-AC

*bows*

I used to love munching apples and drinking apple juice but now I'm allergic to them.

Originally posted by Baylin
I used to love munching apples and drinking apple juice but now I'm allergic to them.

Apples are good droolio ...here..have a non-allergy one..

You're an arse AC dear winkiss

You are the epitomy of arrogance. And an obnoxious prick. How d'you like them apples?? boxing

I'm fine.

As long as we are all fine

You're all fine eyes

Originally posted by Syren
You are the epitomy of arrogance. And an obnoxious prick. How d'you like them apples?? boxing

Excellent, that's what I wanted to see. Honesty. Rock on.

On the subject:

You're an attention starved, attention whore, way more arrogant than I could ever possibly dream of becoming, add to that the quality of a hypocrite who never thinks before she speaks then gets upset and retreats into a shell when she's shown how much of an ass she's made of herself. Someone who only likes people when they like her back and turns on them as soon as they stop playing along with her endless games of attention grabbing and false-wannabe divahood.

I like them apples actually.

-AC

Originally posted by dave123

teehee

*doesnt get it* takes an apple


*chomp*

Originally posted by Fionnuala
teehee youpi

Originally posted by dave123
youpi

Can't beat youp. Ever..

youpiyoupiyoupiyoupiyoupiyoupiyoupi

dance

crunchy

dancing man party03

popcorn

Originally posted by Fionnuala
dancing man party03 the one and only

He is so cool..

uploaded by moi, of course

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Excellent, that's what I wanted to see. Honesty. Rock on.

On the subject:

You're an attention starved, attention whore, way more arrogant than I could ever possibly dream of becoming, add to that the quality of a hypocrite who never thinks before she speaks then gets upset and retreats into a shell when she's shown how much of an ass she's made of herself. Someone who only likes people when they like her back and turns on them as soon as they stop playing along with her endless games of attention grabbing and false-wannabe divahood.

I like them apples actually.

-AC

Wow

That's totally... I just. Wait a minute.

*takes out hankie, dabs eyes gently, tucks hankie back into purse*

Thank you so much, I'm truly touched cry

I love you droolio ...

Originally posted by Fionnuala
I love you droolio ... me or sy?

That quote, gosh darn it, is not allowed in my signature. So, it now has pride of place in my biography

You..for the dancing man..dance ...he is so cool cry

Excellent.

Thanks for the quote, Sy .

-AC

No problem, I am absolutely gutted that it won't go into my signature. I suggest a petition, that quote is so fecking awesome droolio

I know, I know.

I actually stink of awesome sometimes. It sickens me but, I do have to love it.

It was certainly quote worthy. Infact, I've been in your sig....3 times now?

-AC

Originally posted by Fionnuala
You..for the dancing man..dance ...he is so cool cry dance

Yes. I myself am horrified to have to admit it, but it is true *hangs head in filthy Awesome-Alpha-Addiction induced shame*

Originally posted by dave123
dance

dance

I'm bringing out my own line of deodorant.

Axe/Lynx took me into the lab and bottled the essense of AC, called it Alpha, and will be selling it soon.

Just wait till you smell it. You'll feel an overwhelming urge to quote me constantly.

-AC

My eyes are getting extremely confused, I have my colours on red/black and I keep seeing this little black squiggle being posted at regular intervals

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
I'm bringing out my own line of deodorant.

Axe/Lynx took me into the lab and bottled the essense of AC, called it Alpha, and will be selling it soon.

Just wait till you smell it. You'll feel an overwhelming urge to quote me constantly.

-AC

blushing I think I accidentally sniffed it.

Originally posted by Syren
My eyes are getting extremely confused, I have my colours on red/black and I keep seeing this little black squiggle being posted at regular intervals

'tis the dancing man dance

*is cross-eyed*

Is... very... cool.

Originally posted by Syren
blushing I think I accidentally sniffed it.

*Quickly hides deodorant can*

No...no you didn't.

Quote me some more...

*Sprays*

-AC

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
*Quickly hides deodorant can*

No...no you didn't.

Quote me some more...

*Sprays*

-AC

Gah!

You fiend, you vagabond!!

*stuffs tissue up nostrils*

I always think ahead.

The tissues are soaked in it, .

-AC

Originally posted by Fionnuala
dance radioactive

Originally posted by dave123
radioactive

Red Man and Green Man....Red..Man..Says..No.. dance I swear thats a song..

Wasn't it on Sesame Street? When warning people to cross the road carefully?

-AC

Originally posted by Fionnuala
Red Man and Green Man....Red..Man..Says..No.. dance I swear thats a song.. redman's an artist.... *thinks*

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Wasn't it on Sesame Street? When warning people to cross the road carefully?

-AC

Might be.. though I tend to block out all Seasame Street related moments in my life

Sesame Street was the shiznit when I was a little one

Originally posted by dave123
dance

whoa

Originally posted by Fionnuala
Red Man and Green Man....Red..Man..Says..No.. dance I swear thats a song..


Its the readybrek man!

I hated that stuff *collapses from the trauma*

Me too hence the smilie.

Yeah, because that makes complete Baylin-Sense

blushing

Readybrek mans gonna get you...

dance

fear


















cry

Look here's his funky orange brother...

dance

alpha centauri that was totally in geis of the gargoyle

You shot who in the what, now?

-AC

???

Bumping in Remembrance.

*postng in remembrance*

Hello Miss shellie wheres your apples at?

my apples are in England...I miss my apples cry

Originally posted by shellie
my apples are in England...I miss my apples cry
You will get your apples back soon hug

Originally posted by Fionnuala
You will get your apples back soon hug mmm and then I can have the sweetest apple sauce droolio

Originally posted by shellie
mmm and then I can have the sweetest apple sauce droolio
Exactly ....everything is good today..

My apples are not here

Originally posted by Fionnuala
Exactly ....everything is good today.. Ooo yes? do tell...PMs perhaps?

Originally posted by shellie
Ooo yes? do tell...PMs perhaps?
You could probably guess pretty easily why today is better than last week

Originally posted by Fionnuala
You could probably guess pretty easily why today is better than last week you neednt say more, I know now and agree...tis indeed a good day...

Originally posted by shellie
you neednt say more, I know now and agree...tis indeed a good day...
Yes...I am calm now..

Originally posted by Fionnuala
Yes...I am calm now.. hug

I hate work sometimes....

I dont hear the sound of apples being polished people.

Originally posted by Korri
I dont hear the sound of apples being polished people.

Well, give me your apples and I'll polish them, dahling.

There not my apples

Originally posted by Da Moose
I hate work sometimes....
So do I weep

Originally posted by Da Moose
I hate work sometimes.... Im looking forward to work ....course its that or stay broke all summer

Originally posted by Korri
There not my apples

But I like YOUR apples.

I dont have any apples...

Originally posted by Korri
I dont have any apples...

I disagree.

i have the apples not.