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I don't want to seem like a pervert, but have any of you ever wondered how Bruce's pants stay on even after he has turned into the Hulk. I really doubt that there are pants that exist like that and that can stay on for that long after transforming, and fighting a bunch of strong tough guys like himself. When Bruce transforms, everthing goes except his pants, but it is a lot better for him to have pants while fighting than to be completely butt naked while fighting bad guys and saving the earth. That would just be grose.

Originally posted by Hulk Power
I don't want to seem like a pervert, but have any of you ever wondered how Bruce's pants stay on even after he has turned into the Hulk. I really doubt that there are pants that exist like that and that can stay on for that long after transforming, and fighting a bunch of strong tough guys like himself. When Bruce transforms, everthing goes except his pants, but it is a lot better for him to have pants while fighting than to be completely butt naked while fighting bad guys and saving the earth. That would just be grose.

He's a scientist so he probably made elastic pants.

Come on guys. Anymore ideas more theories? What do you think guys?

he probably has the whole "unstable molecules" thing that the fantastic four have in their suits...

his mutated penis....keeps them from falling.....

maybe he wears clown trousers..... that's right....TROUSERS!.... *bloody Americans*

Originally posted by colossus17
his mutated penis....keeps them from falling.....

I think he means to ask how his pants keep from ripping, like his shirt does.

Truth is, they don't always stay on. In sufficient rage, Savage Hulk can get too big for his britches. There doesn't seem to be a limit to how big he can get, and sometimes the pants just can't keep up.

Amazingly his purple trousers and traveller's cheques survived the friction of falling through the Earth's atmosphere

YEah...
What IF HuLK wAS NuDE ??
I wOUld Puke On my ComPUTeer scrEEn RIGHT NOW !!!

Have no clue.

Originally posted by ImmortalOne
YEah...
What IF HuLK wAS NuDE ??
I wOUld Puke On my ComPUTeer scrEEn RIGHT NOW !!!

hysterical

I mean........... Its GOTTA be HuGE !!! AnD nasTY aNd Im A maN !!!

Originally posted by ImmortalOne
I mean........... Its GOTTA be HuGE !!! AnD nasTY aNd Im A maN !!!

hysterical puke That is nasty but funny.

This is one thing I've always wanted to know.How can a man that is 6 ft have pants on when he transforms into a 15 ft monster?

i figure the hulk would b well hung

The answer to that particular question is no one wants to see a giant irradiated wang quite simple

Agreed.

maybe he's angry all the time because the radiation made it shrink/fall off

Originally posted by Scoobless
maybe he's angry all the time because the radiation made it shrink/fall off

I never thought of it like that but it could be. Maybe when he transforms into the Hulk, his penis dissapears but when he turns back to Bruce, it grows back.

That's gross and nasty.

I know it is but it could be true. You never know.

What ABOUT THE PUBIC HAIR !!!???
THIS TOPIC IS NUTS !!

WHAT ABOUT HIS NUTS ??

IT'll BE HUGE !!!

WHAT IS HIS ROD WAS CURVED ??

EEEWWW....

You'd like that wouldn't you?

He asked Mr fantastic for a complete line of elastic cloathing.

He aint no fool, he got connections you see.

Originally posted by olympian
He asked Mr fantastic for a complete line of elastic cloathing.

He aint no fool, he got connections you see.

It could be. Maybe he asked Thing for a few pairs of pants since they are the same size.

Except Thing likes `em shorts more its for the dames.

Originally posted by ImmortalOne
What ABOUT THE PUBIC HAIR !!!???
THIS TOPIC IS NUTS !!

WHAT ABOUT HIS NUTS ??

IT'll BE HUGE !!!

WHAT IS HIS ROD WAS CURVED ??

EEEWWW....

Originally posted by Hulk Power
I don't want to seem like a pervert, but have any of you ever wondered how Bruce's pants stay on even after he has turned into the Hulk. I really doubt that there are pants that exist like that and that can stay on for that long after transforming, and fighting a bunch of strong tough guys like himself. When Bruce transforms, everthing goes except his pants, but it is a lot better for him to have pants while fighting than to be completely butt naked while fighting bad guys and saving the earth. That would just be grose. would you rather them fall off?

Originally posted by GuitarBunny
would you rather them fall off?

Hell no! I like the Hulk because he's bad ass but I don't like him that way. Though you would probably like it if his pants did fall off.

big green balls confused

nah.....

It's not about the color, it's about the size.

I think his pants is elastic or somein.

WHAT ABOUT THE SMELL !!!!

EEWWWW !!!

Originally posted by ImmortalOne
WHAT ABOUT THE SMELL !!!!

EEWWWW !!!

Originally posted by Freaky Zeeky
I think his pants is elastic or somein. could be......he must have brought 'em in GAP glare

you guys are sick.....

you guys are sick.....


.........but Betty appreciates all the ideas.

you guys are sick perverts! Thinking about what the hulk looks like naked! >_<

Originally posted by Iron Carnage
you guys are sick perverts! Thinking about what the hulk looks like naked! >_<

I don't blame them for wondering how I look naked. I mean what can I say, I'm green, pumped and tall. Of course everyone is going to be curious about how I look naked. (just kidding)

Originally posted by Hulk Power
I don't want to seem like a pervert, but have any of you ever wondered how Bruce's pants stay on even after he has turned into the Hulk. I really doubt that there are pants that exist like that and that can stay on for that long after transforming, and fighting a bunch of strong tough guys like himself. When Bruce transforms, everthing goes except his pants, but it is a lot better for him to have pants while fighting than to be completely butt naked while fighting bad guys and saving the earth. That would just be grose.

Hold you doubt that size-changing pants would exist yet you think that a man turning into a huge green thing after being exposed to radiation isn't? Whatever.

maybe Bruce went to big and tall store and got pants that is a one size fits all.

the reason hulks pants dont rip off is because bruce banner created pants that are unrippable why because his pants have ripped off before.

Originally posted by comic wizard
the reason hulks pants dont rip off is because bruce banner created pants that are unrippable why because his pants have ripped off before.

That doesn't explain much. You're supposed to say how he created them. What they are made of.

They are from hulk's very dna, or from a sample of reed richards, or both!

if he found pants that were unrippable....then how wouldnt he be able to find shirts that were...you'd think there would be a shirt to match...

I'd kind of suck if he wore a shirt because when he has no shirt, he looks more intimidating.

you just liek staring at his chest

Originally posted by Flying High
you just liek staring at his chest

Me? Starring at his chest? I'm not gay.

ho hum.....sarcasm....sarcasm....

Okay......sure.......what ever you say........

maybe the pants cost to much so he couldn't afford to buy the shirts to go with them

That's Levi's for you

Just imagine how much money he spends on buying clothes. Every time he turns into the Hulk he ruins his clothes. Therefore he must be buying new clothes all the time. It must be very expensive. I guess that would be the bad thing about being the Hulk.

Yeah, THAT'D be the bad thing...not the insane loss of control for your psychotic destructive powers...your potential of being killed by people, including the army...uh...lol

Originally posted by NoFate007
Yeah, THAT'D be the bad thing...not the insane loss of control for your psychotic destructive powers...your potential of being killed by people, including the army...uh...lol

That's what makes up the Hulk. His destructiveness and uncontrollable anger. Those things aren't bad because that is PART of his character. Besides, how the hell is he going to get killed by PEOPLE? I'd understand if you said other super heroes but PEOPLE? What the hell can a person do to him? Oh and the military can't kill him. If they were able to kill him then they would have done it a long time ago. Though he is still alive, therefore the military can't kill him.

If Batman could figure out what the Hulk/Doomsdays shorts are made out of, he could be the universes most powerful hero.

What do you mean? I don't get it....

Okay, I've read all the "real-world" reasons why Hulk manages to keep his pants on (eg, me no wanna see Big Green Thingie), so now I'm gonna try for a "comic-world" reason.
If you'll notice, the Hulk's legs are relatively small compared to the growth undergone by his upper body. That is, they do get bigger, but not to the extent that his upper body expands. Ergo, his pants don't experience the same degree of stress as his shirts or shoes do.
And if you buy that, I have a bridge I'd like to sell ya...

when the hulk goes back into bruce his pants are blue on the game the incredable hulk alltament destrouciton sorry for my spelling on the cover to the game the hulks pants are purple and when hese bruce there blue that must mean when there pruple there underwear.

I don't think they're purple man. They're always blue...never in the game are they purple. You must be mistaken...