If SlipknoT was president

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Dr. Strangelove
The lincoln memorial would be replaced with a memorial of Slayer. smokin'

shellie
and what would I the average armican get from voting and electing the great Slipknot for president?

SlipknoT
SLAYER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! http://www.metal-rules.com/zine/images/stories/interviews/Slayer/slayer%20-%20show%20no%20mercy.jpg

shellie
sad

Ken Kenobi
If SlipKnoT were president, a new law proclaiming it's mandatory for all women over the age of 18 and younger than 35 to participate in wet T-shirt contests.

SlipknoT
Hahaha, and All drugs would be legal

shellie
Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
If SlipKnoT were president, a new law proclaiming it's mandatory for all women over the age of 18 and younger than 35 to participate in wet T-shirt contests. but that would mean me too messed I dunno...that may be scarey.

Darth Mantis
The heavens will fall and hell would rise...

Ken Kenobi
Originally posted by shellie
but that would mean me too messed I dunno...that may be scarey.

*hands shellie a pitcher of ice cold water*

Get to it. It's mandatory.

Dr. Strangelove
4-20 would be turned into a daily holiday on every Friday.

SlipknoT
Originally posted by Dr. Strangelove
4-20 would be turned into a daily holiday on every Friday. No way man....EVERY day

SlipknoT
Shellie Get to it evil face

shellie
sorry Ken, Ryan...Im a protester flirt1...you work for my cookies!

SlipknoT
Thats it, You'll be tortured and Jailed if you dont get to it! evil

shellie
no snot nosed kid is gonna tell ME what to do...Im 31 one years old damnit...NO!!!!

cry no

SlipknoT
*grabs pepper spray and baseball bat*

Filth
If i was american, I would vote slip, but i'm not sad

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