1,000,000 uses for duct tape=====>

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The Tired Hiker
Use #1.

You can wrap a piece around a pen for a better grip.

(Now you post a duct tape use, and number it. e.g. "Use #1"wink

Ken Kenobi
Use #2.

Fixes any broken window on a car.

§P0oONY
Use #3

Makes a great selection of stylish clothes...

Morbid4Daniel
Use #4 Tape sleeping people to anything they're sleeping on (Example: Bed, School Desk, Etc...) stick out tongue

Ken Kenobi
Use #5.

Wrap it around your hand and a beer. So you never have to put the beer down.

Morning_Glory
use #6 great for waxing legs and other body parts

Ken Kenobi
Use #7.

Makes a great substitute for those Blackhead removal strips.

§P0oONY
Use #8.

Taping two old homophobic men together, and calling them gay...

Morbid4Daniel
Use #9

DECORATION DECORATION DECORATION!

Morning_Glory
use #10 Earrings!!!

§P0oONY
Use #11.

Taping to your eyebrows to make them look huge..

Morning_Glory
use #11 FOOD

Morbid4Daniel
Use #11

Living in! A duct tape house kicks ass!

Ken Kenobi
Use #14.

Helping kidnappers since 1955. cool

Tptmanno1
use #11
Keeping Tpt's CD player together.

Morbid4Daniel
Use #16

None other than....Damn it I forgot!

§P0oONY
Use #17

Performing the Ludovico treatment on small children

Morbid4Daniel
#18

Underwear. hell yes!

Morning_Glory
#19 to create an a blow up doll

Tptmanno1
#20
Wallet...

Next Venom_girl
I was gonna say that. laughing out loud


Use #21
Place over mouth of younger siblings, coworkers, bosses, etc for use as an idiocy filter.
Use #22
It held my last car together for a couple of years. stick out tongue
Use #23
Use it to create a bomb shelter or barricade in case of terrorist attack or nuclear holocaust. evil face

The Tired Hiker
Use #24

To tape a note or a letter for someone, about something, regarding what they did last night.

Spideys Sister
Use #25:

Sex toy for old folks

Captain REX
Use #26

Keep your eyes open while watching a boring movie.

Spideys Sister
Use #27

Conciling fatty body fat.

edida
a particularly ineffective and painful condom

GuitarBunny
#29

wax some unnecessary body hair

Spideys Sister
Use #30

Sticky Earmuffs

GuitarBunny
#31
a temporary weed holder

Spideys Sister
#32

porta potty!
I love this thanks The Tired Hiker

The Tired Hiker
Originally posted by Spideys Sister
#32

porta potty!
I love this thanks The Tired Hiker
You are very welcome! smile

Use #33
You can tape something to something.

Spideys Sister
#34
Push up bra
#35
Wig
#36
Useless scissors

Next Venom_girl
#37
Cello repair. whistling
#38
In case of decapitation... (OMFG, that bit in Dumb and Dumber with the parakeet and the blind kid! eek! )

Spideys Sister
#39 Aide to kill teacher
#40 use in case of bordem!!!!!To see of fish NEED oxygen

The Tired Hiker
Originally posted by Next Venom_girl
#38
In case of decapitation... (OMFG, that bit in Dumb and Dumber with the parakeet and the blind kid! eek! )

OMG, that was classic. laughing out loud

edida
use it to create abstract art with your genitalia.

Spideys Sister
Oh shit!
#42
Murder weapon

Next Venom_girl
#43 In Sin City to hide a bomb inside the mouth of a severed head. stick out tongue

Spideys Sister
LOL

The Spider
#44
Making Arts and crafts

Darth Revan
#45
Repairing paper towels

Tptmanno1
#46
Use as paper towels...

The Tired Hiker
#47

Mending broken helicopter blade.

Ken Kenobi
#48.

Hold your car antennae in place.

The Tired Hiker
#49

Remove lint from sport coat.

Ken Kenobi
#49

Torture device. Simply press hard into a hairy armpit, then remove with force.

GCG
#50 -

Hard Disk Ugrade

http://www.incoherency.net/media/priceless-upgrade.png

The Tired Hiker
#51

You can tape your foot to your butt.

Ken Kenobi
#52

You can make yourself into a silver mummy...it would feel great removing it too.

The Tired Hiker
GCG laughing

GCG
Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
#52

You can make yourself into a silver mummy...it would feel great removing it too.

Have you tried it ?

http://www.fursuit.org/faq/images/sec06/dscn3735.jpg

The Tired Hiker
No. laughing out loud rolling on floor laughing

GCG
there was a video of some asians covering a kitty in duct tape and watch it walk. a bit cruel but i can take that dark humor

The Tired Hiker
buzz kill blink


















lol laughing out loud

taft
#53 taping an empty water bottle to a wall

ladygrim
54- a pair of shoes

55-taping the toilet seat down big grin

eggmayo
56 - heals wounds.

Filth
57 - Use it to trap people in, like a spiders web big grin

ladygrim
carpeting

playing catch

coatsers

Filth
61 - sticking flys to the window evil face

Morbid4Daniel
#62

Taping yourself in your room if you have mean parents!

The Spider
#63
Genral repair of flat tire

Darth_Lucifer
#64

To tape a Dildo to each of your friends hands and feet and watch him try to move! What the f**k?

Chiram
#65

Building Gay shields for a dumb play?

The Spider
#66
Bad sig!
eek! LOL

Morbid4Daniel
Adding to number 64..

..#67..:
taping a broken dildo TOEGETHER!

edida
tape 2 dogs together "in the act" and watch them dance down the street.

Morbid4Daniel
#69

^^^ IM NUMBER 69 DUDE!

RaeRox
BONDAGE! lol.....

Morbid4Daniel
Bondage kicks ass. That's my name on a site >> b0ndag3
wink *Innocent*

#71
Two words "Tape" and "Enemy"

RaeRox
#72 no...your car mirror doesnt look broken......lol..

really, i used that once...

Morbid4Daniel
#73

Repairing old shit...and using duct tape to make it GOOD AS NEW!

RaeRox
#74...Painful ponytail holder.

RaeRox
#75 a bra to make them SMALLER!

Lana
#76 holding any loose article of clothing in place

-Funky Punk-
#76

to make a thong and bra.. my dad noes sum 1 who sis that!

The Biker Scout
Covering Tyler

See the Name my asscrack thread

The Biker Scout
http://www.killermovies.com/forums/f61/t343430.html

Haru-Donovan
#77
Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light and dark side, and it holds the universe together.
#78
Removing a friends eyebrow/s while their asleep.
#79
Can you say backpack?

The Tired Hiker
You can tape stuff.

RaeRox
#79 a non magnetic magnet..lol

Morbid4Daniel
Taping mouthy people's mouths up.

Haru-Donovan
#81
Keeping your hat on, on a windy day.
#82
Fly tape.

Nivvy
Tape a Stick to a Camera
- and take photos of myself prodding people with the stick!

Nivvy
^ #83

StinkFist462
#84.

use for anything

Next Venom_girl
#85 Ineffectively hold sailboat together. (Also see Darwin Awards) evil face

Baylin
#86 Wrap the tape around your body as makeshift gimp suit...

Morbid4Daniel
#87
Hell If I know...

The Ones
88. dont use it

houtsjc
#89-A tool belt
#90-put stikey side down on bottom of shoe for fast fall clean up.
#91-holding a skate board together whith metale wrinch in the middle.
#92-water bottle holder on a bike that dousent have one.

houtsjc
#89-A tool belt
#90-put stkey side down on bottom of shoe for fast fall clean up.
#91-holding a skate board together with meattle wrnch in the middle.
#92-water bottle holder on a bike that doseant have one.

Haru-Donovan
#93
Keeps batteries in: GBA, CD player, remote...etc.

The Tired Hiker
#94 - You can tape tactical spy microphones under your enemy's desk!

Haru-Donovan
#95
A mean way to shave your dog/cat.

The Tired Hiker
#96 - You can replace your timing belt with a strip of it!

Piggle Humsy
#97 - It can make a handy Door handle... My frontroom door is proof of that right now! eek!

sblomie545
98. suicide (can choke urself to death)

Jordanb
#9somethingorother heal wounds

Morbid4Daniel
#100!!!!!!!! I get all the good numbers stick out tongue

#100- Taping someone to their bed while their sleeping and flip them over.

The Tired Hiker
Taping something to something else.

Haru-Donovan
#102
Giving someone a big silver mustache.

silvertsume
No. 103 ...... insta- pad! (4 grls)

The Tired Hiker
104 - Making dogs shut up since 1946.

PINBALL
#104
Making a basketball hoop and ball

Haru-Donovan
# 105
A paper clip, just not a very good one.

Ladyluck
#106
roll and out at bottom of shoes...now you can walk up walls!!

Ladyluck
put*...(damnit)

StinkFist462
*107

duct taping someones eyebrows off.

Ladyluck
#108
making a boat out of cardboard boxes and duct tape

dark1365
109: A substitute for hockey tape

StinkFist462
110

using this thread to post something completey dumb then having to change it

Ladyluck
... no expression

StinkFist462
what?! its a use for duct tape isnt it ? theres no boundaries

Mist
thats fecking stupid.

StinkFist462
changed. happy ?

edida
stops diarrhea instantly.

Morbid4Daniel
Waxes someone's pubies off while they're completely passed out on your friend's couch.

Spideys Sister
112
Wig
113
Late night fun

-Funky Punk-
tape someones feet together while they are sleeping.... its fun to see them try to get up!

Next Venom_girl
115 Taping two turtles together and watching them flip over.
116 Making tape "animals" with duct tape and wires.
117 Making medieval sword prop.
118 Plastic lightsaber repair. starwars
119 Taping up house window after you break it. whistling
120 Children's swing set repair.
121 Taping halloween costume together.

Ken Kenobi
122. Holding your webcamera in place on top of your monitor.

-Funky Punk-
123. taping animals feet together.. it has happened before.. so sad!

Ken Kenobi
124. Arm hair remover.

Spideys Sister
125Backpack...(the other kids'll be so jealous...)

Ken Kenobi
126. Great substitute for seran wrap.

-Funky Punk-
127. tent.. will keep you free of buigs. cuz they all get stuck.. just dont stand up..

Spideys Sister
128 Jewlery

-Funky Punk-
129 tp

Ken Kenobi
130. One word...Internet...

Spideys Sister
131 Silverware

-Funky Punk-
132. underwear

Ken Kenobi
133. Babysitters helper.

-Funky Punk-
134. bandaid

Ken Kenobi
135. Picture frame

-Funky Punk-
136 bed

Ken Kenobi
137. Post it note.

WickedTexasMomA
138.Waxing with ducttape,much cheaper.

-Funky Punk-
139 pen grip

-Funky Punk-
140 slippers

Spideys Sister
141 Bra

Ken Kenobi
142. Jock strap

WickedTexasMomA
Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
142. Jock strap Oww

Spideys Sister
143 holding my attention span in place.

Ken Kenobi
144. Cut some holes for eyes and you have yourself a silver Zorro mask.

Spideys Sister
Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
144. Cut some holes for eyes and you have yourself a silver Zorro mask. laughing

Morbid4Daniel
Nice one KK

Spideys Sister
145 Armor

Lana
146 Holding together my digital camera

Morbid4Daniel
147- A cheap, but very painful choker for Chippendale Members

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