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If a lift is falling from the top floor of a building and is about to crash at the bottom of the lift shaft and I jump just before it lands do I survive. I think I do.

Would you survive?

Well, if you tell me your survival trick I might, though I would be loathe to test it.

Maybe. Why, are you going to try it? It would be easy to jump, but you would sort of "fly" cause it's going down. If it were going up, then you would be pasted to the floor if you jumped.

Looks like a crazy idea to me!

Is this for something you want to try?

Or it is just incase it happens to you while riding an elevator/lift?

wasnt that a song by van halen? the downward momentum is greater than your force of accent when jumping so it is futile to do so-------youll only die stupid

Yes, because if you jump, you go weightless for a second and then you go plummeting down at the platform which has gone down farther.

Even if only if you jump a foot before the elevator hits the ground? I would think you'd be ok. But I'm probably wrong.

It would still hurt even if you jumped a foot from the ground as it hit the ground.

why dont you try it and tell us about it in your obituary

You wouldn't be weightless at any point. The relative speed between you and the ground would still be very terminal.

Meanwhile, SP10's question does rather depend on whether he is in the lift or not...

I think he's trying to think of ways to die now that Wolves have blown it this season.

If Blues get promoted SP#10, I'm gonna hold you personally responsible.

If you want to kill yourself Sand Person #10, drive into your garage, put it in park, close the garage door and hit the gas. You'll be gone in about 10 minutes, painless!

anyways....

Jumping right before the elevator hits the floor wont save your life. I saw this done on 'Bill Nye the Science Guy'. Except he used an egg to demonstrate.

BankOne is right, it's all about momentum!

It will probably kill him, so do not try !!

Tex you idiot....its Ban-One, not BankOne.




Lets try it with something bigger than an egg.

What a morbid discussion.

Well I didn't start it. You'll have to take it up with the Raider.

yerssots head?

No, SP10....he's always hanging out with those other 9....

lame ones

Well the lift idea didn't work for the Emporer in that shaft. But then he didn't have a lift option did he ?

He didn't?

Ya think he could have saved himself. I guess he was just taken so off guard.

I heard he was occupied with the electricity bill.

I think you're right. I wonder where those guards went though......

They probably were the whistle blowers.

Snitches.

But RED snitches.

they went to queeqs bar of course

the jump doesn't hurt, it's the landing

I'm surprised the whole Death Star didn't blow when the Emporer landed.

when the Emperor landed on it? well, he wanted something big to brag about...

I bet he landed on a big pile of discarded tv's and refridgerators.

where those loaded with food?

Yes, yes they were. And sodas...raspberry cream sodas! My fav!

Then that bastard Emperor fell on them and made them explode on him.

Did you know that a robber stole a 7up truck and when he made tight turns soda cans flew out, hit the pavement, and shot off like missiles?