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Tell me your favorite movie, and i'll tell you why it sucks.

This should be interesting. I'll let it stick, but the first sign of flaming, hasta luego.

Start off with "U.H.F."

hmmm... UHF sucks because it is basically a movie of parodies that parodies itself. Any movie that is so presumptuous to believe that people will like a movie that entails a parody within a parody within a parody is listening to to much Amish paradise. Besides it had david bowe in it, that is instant suckness right there.

Good rationalization with the Bowie thing.

I have two:

"Clerks" and "Almost Famous"

Clerks sucks because it is black and white. Almost famous blows because it is to god damn sentimental. you cant have sentiment in a movie about rock and roll, even if it is the death of rock. If that chik would have gotten naked that may have made up for all the whining emotion.

Dead Mans Shoes

One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest.

Dead mans shoes sucks because british people cannot be gangsters. There is somthing written somewhere that says that, trust me. Though i do give it heads up on one of the finest quotes any movie has ever produced..."i'll sleep when i'm dead"

one flew over the cuckoo's nest sucks because jack Nicholson gets lobotomized, and you just dont do that to ol Jack.

My favourite all-time movies:

(Not in order)

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: The Secret of the Ooze
The Butterfly Effect (Threatrical edition)
Spider-Man
Spider-Man 2 (Probably my favourite)
The Return of the Living Dead
Pleasantville
Return of the Living Dead 3
The Evil Dead
Evil Dead 2
Army of Darkness: Evil Dead 3.
Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith

Good thread.

heres a film

Matrix :P

I have lots, but the last I watched which is a favourite of mine is The Princess and the Warrior.

Originally posted by ragesRemorse
hmmm... UHF sucks because it is basically a movie of parodies that parodies itself. Any movie that is so presumptuous to believe that people will like a movie that entails a parody within a parody within a parody is listening to to much Amish paradise. Besides it had david bowe in it, that is instant suckness right there.

Well, having sold 11 MILLION albums worldwide, something tells me that the movie wasn't that big of a gamble, and people asked for it.

Originally posted by periera
Good rationalization with the Bowie thing.


BOWE not BOWIE. Besides, David Bowie is an excellent actor, especially in "Labyrinth".

Godfather part 1,2

hehe...this should be fun. Okay, here is mine:

Master of the Flying Guillotine.

Ok let me see "The Great escape" Try to find something that sucks about it.I bet you can't.JM

"predator 2"

Escape from LA.....ok forget aboot that.....its too easy

Originally posted by rages Remorse
Dead mans shoes sucks because british people cannot be gangsters. There is somthing written somewhere that says that, trust me. Though i do give it heads up on one of the finest quotes any movie has ever produced..."i'll sleep when i'm dead"

Your rationale is impeccable, the criteria and framework you employ to evaluate the quality of a film is unsurpassed.

They are crap gangsters thats the point, and have you seen The Long Good Friday or The Krays, I think they disprove your theory

Originally posted by ragesRemorse
one flew over the cuckoo's nest sucks because jack Nicholson gets lobotomized, and you just dont do that to ol Jack.


lol. Thumbs up.

original Texas Chainsaw Massacre

"The Phantom Of The Opera" is my all time fav!

oh, do me, do me, Big Mommas House! just kidding

Aliens, The Crow, Signs, Gladiator

JFK

Galdiator sucks cause there were no women mud-fighting, the hero died and it made all men look gay wearing skirts and wigs.
It also had the largest amount of mistakes, such as visible equipment, lights, cylinders. ...etc.

Return To Waterloo

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v242/hot_knight/bigcountry_banner.jpg

Ok for fun...

Rabbit Proof Fence

scent of a woman

Originally posted by IceWithin
Aliens, The Crow, Signs, Gladiator

You beat me to the punch.

**** all of you!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH

Originally posted by GCG
Galdiator sucks cause there were no women mud-fighting, the hero died and it made all men look gay wearing skirts and wigs.
It also had the largest amount of mistakes, such as visible equipment, lights, cylinders. ...etc.

have to agree on that.

Originally posted by Ultimatespider
"predator 2"

it was made

Okay tell me WHY Star Wars a new hope and empire strikes back suck? this should be interesting.

Originally posted by Moosooman
Good thread.

heres a film

Matrix :P

Your movie sucks because one of it's creators is a cross dresser. I just cant enjoy a bad ass action scene while knowing that the director was probably wearing panties at the time.

Originally posted by Mr Parker
Okay tell me WHY Star Wars a new hope and empire strikes back suck? this should be interesting.


star wars sucks because it is out dated. The effects are dreadfull by todays standards. If it doesnt have distorting CGI it sucks. It also sucks because it has a naked wookie as a supporting character.

empire sucks because it warranted a sequal and that sequal was return of the jedi.

Originally posted by ~AlluNeedIsLuv~
"The Phantom Of The Opera" is my all time fav!

are you kidding me? it's a musical . Musicals suck because they are musicals. It may have been better if the phantom got some muff.

Originally posted by Dr. Strangelove
JFK

Jfk sucks because it birthed a thousand and one conspiracy theories that i have to listen to all the time.

Originally posted by session 9
scent of a woman

Scent of a woman sucks because blind men really cant dance the tango. .

Originally posted by tabby999
oh, do me, do me, Big Mommas House! just kidding

you better not be that movie is gold.

What about every other film people named.

Originally posted by IceWithin
Aliens, The Crow, Signs, Gladiator

what can you say about perfection

Originally posted by ragesRemorse
star wars sucks because it is out dated. The effects are dreadfull by todays standards. If it doesnt have distorting CGI it sucks. It also sucks because it has a naked wookie as a supporting character.

empire sucks because it warranted a sequal and that sequal was return of the jedi.

okkaaaayyyyy.

Originally posted by T.M
Godfather part 1,2


Godfather 1 sucks becuase it makes Italion people look cooler than they actually are.

Godfather 2 sucks because for having increased their prospects, the family diddnt really flex any muscle.

Originally posted by ragesRemorse
what can you say about perfection

wait a minute now,your SUPPOSE to say why those movies suck.

...Ok, Good Idea...Lets Tell Everyone Why Their Favourite Movie Sucks??

Shreck !

i wanna know about Shreck !

Never heard of "Shreck." oooohhh, i HAVE heard of a movie called Shrek though...

doh ha ha ha

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Film/Pix/gallery/2004/06/23/shrek2325353.jpg

Aaaaaaaaalrighty, guys. I think the novelty has worn off. I won't close it, but since it's not really pertaining to any particular movie, and RR's just offering his comedic opinion on selective flicks, I'm going to toss it over to the OTF.

Originally posted by ragesRemorse
Tell me your favorite movie, and i'll tell you why it sucks.

What about the movies:
Colours
LOTR Series
Pirates of the Caribbean
Spiderman 1, 2

and dont tell me they suck because of something YOU dont like about it.. because just cos YOU dont like something about it.. it really doesnt mean that it actually "sucks"

Star Wars Episode III

You need to be told why that sucks?



Originally posted by ragesRemorse
Godfather 1 sucks becuase it makes Italion people look cooler than they actually are.



But seriously, nobody's cooler than James Caan, and The Godfather is one of the only movies of all time that has sucky value of zero.

The last few were current fad movies, so do mine. Pulp Fiction

'' Casablanca ''

Ragesremorse has been defeated. We all know there is nothing wrong with casablanca.

LoL.. we shut him down..

Originally posted by ragesRemorse
what can you say about perfection

Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

Battle Royale

Battle royales GAY!

Helen Of Troy

The original Texas Chainsaw Massacer

Better Off Dead

Glitter!

It's not my favourite movie, but what about Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II?

Originally posted by ragesRemorse
Tell me your favorite movie, and i'll tell you why it sucks.

I got a picture for you lol!

lol