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Okay, now that I've got your attention...

Upon arriving home from school today I found a strange dog wandering around in my yard. I have no idea who the dog belongs to (no collar) and neither do any of the neighbors I've talked to. I don't want to call the humane society just yet because I'm a wee bit worried they'll rush over here and take the poor animal back to their castle of ultimate doggy doom. Currently I have no idea what to do. Suggestions?

I should ban you for false advertising, you bastard.

BAN HIM...BANNNNN HIMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Sorry BackFire

But seriously, I could use a little help.

put up a notice of lost dog in a local shop

Now, i hope that sex isn't with u

Originally posted by Darth Revan
Okay, now that I've got your attention...

Upon arriving home from school today I found a strange dog wandering around in my yard. I have no idea who the dog belongs to (no collar) and neither do any of the neighbors I've talked to. I don't want to call the humane society just yet because I'm a wee bit worried they'll rush over here and take the poor animal back to their castle of ultimate doggy doom. Currently I have no idea what to do. Suggestions? So I don't get it. You want us to have sex with a dog???

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
So I don't get it. You want us to have sex with a dog???

what else are we suppose to do?

Originally posted by GuitarBunny
what else are we suppose to do?
Can't we just pet the dog? Or just a little dry hump action?

lol
looking forward to it

The idea was that the thread title would get your attention, and as soon as I mentioned something other than sex you'd help me with my problem

But it doesn't look like that's how it's working out.

you all are sick. The title was to just get your attention. I say keep the dog.

I already have two, and the one of 'em isn't taking too kindly to the newcomer. Plus it'd be kind of awkward if the original owner came along. I don't want to get unduly attached just yet.

Keep the dog until "LOST DOG" signs go up. The end.

Hey, BTW, Darth, sweetie, all three birddog puppies returned.

I say you make signs

Originally posted by silver_tears
I say you make signs
But it might be an abandoned little puppy. cry.

if you have the money to waste keep the dog until something turns up linking it to an owner, if you cant afford it, take it to a home

i don't understand why do you care

"Upon arriving home from school today I found a strange dog wandering around in my yard. I have no idea who the dog belongs to (no collar) and neither do any of the neighbors I've talked to. I don't want to call the humane society just yet because I'm a wee bit worried they'll rush over here and take the poor animal back to their castle of ultimate doggy doom. Currently I have no idea what to do. Suggestions?"

please hold on to him/her until you can find at least SOMEONE you know that would take care of it properly and treat it good....cry.....please....

*runs in*......... SEX!!! ............ ............. sh!t disgust ...


... hug it and love it and call it George...

I've had sex with a few dogs in my time, but DR this thread is just sick!

As ST suggested, make some signs.

if theres no sex going on, can i have my click back?

Walk the neighborhood, talk to everybody you run across and leave your phone number.
Post flyers and posters within the area of where the dog was found.
Take the dog to a local veterinarian to be scanned for a microchip.
Place an ad in your local newspaper. Check the newspaper lost ads.

Dammit, tricked again


http://www.my-smileys.de/smileys2/1ugly_wolf.gif

name the Dog Sex!! !!!!

Red Rocket

pocket rocket Sex !!!!

Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
pocket rocket Sex !!!!

I like that name.

lol pocket rocket

....thanks

Red pocket rocket sex .

now .....Where's my sex ...ranting

that what i asked!

right here naughty

ill leave you two alone ....naughty

*backs away from mist.....*

Disturbing Im goin somwhere else

Originally posted by Jedi_KnightAlly
*backs away from mist.....*



*pushes ally towards mist...*

carry on..i was enjoying that

....no.....

*pushs uneekly back*



*then runs off*

*chases ally....'damN that boy is fast'...rugby tackles him to the ground ... drags him kicking and screaming to mist *

i said " CARRY ON"

hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
ahaahahaaaaa

*overpowers uneekly... and pushes her into mist while running away some more*

I said no!

*uneekly stays where she is*

*woolivelover uneekly and mist point and laugh at ally running like a girl*

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaa come on Jedi KnightAlly
what are ya scared

STOP TOYING WITH MY EMOTIONS! I CAME HERE FOR SEX! NOT DOG STORIES!

of uneekly? yes
of gay sex? not scared... just don't want it!

yuck yer sick

*comes in quietly and drops onto moosey's shoulders*

hey scott

don't see what was wrong with that post.

Every thing !

I think I came in at the wrong point...

It said I don't want gay sex.

Which is the reason i was *running* from mist.

What is wrong with that?

this could be funny.......

so what we talking about then

Ally and Mist having sex it seems

Originally posted by Fionnuala
Ally and Mist having sex it seems

& ur not w/ them?

jk lol

Originally posted by Fionnuala
Ally and Mist having sex it seems

*walks in whistling, sees the goings on, turns around, walks out whistling*

*joins scott* hey buddy, long time no chat

Originally posted by Englishpin@pple
& ur not w/ them?

jk lol
..I'm waiting for my invite

scott, why are you not talking to me

Originally posted by Fionnuala
..I'm waiting for my invite

*writes on paper*

here

what about me

Originally posted by Wolvielover
what about me

*does the same*

Originally posted by Englishpin@pple
*does the same*
Hey..schmoll I have no interest in four of us..tongue

Thanks

Originally posted by Mighty Yoda
*joins scott* hey buddy, long time no chat

Herro Glennifer!

Sorry, been away a lot...and it's been busy at work.

Originally posted by Fionnuala
..I'm waiting for my invite

*COUGH*

LOL

OW and in case no one read my profile Im a girl

Originally posted by Da Moose
*COUGH*
Yes, dear?..something in your throat?

Originally posted by Fionnuala
Yes, dear?..something in your throat?

Indeed.

The remains of the last person that flirted with you.

Originally posted by Da Moose
Indeed.

The remains of the last person that flirted with you.

...so thats were Mandos went

HhHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHA

Originally posted by Wolvielover
OW and in case no one read my profile Im a girl

Really?! OMG, I feel so silly.

Thats okay every one has made that mistake

Originally posted by Fionnuala
...so thats were Mandos went

Most likely.

For future reference, I will chew up and spit out any male who dares to be more than civil to you.

With the following exceptions:

A1 - he's my buddy and I trust him

Pineapple - He's a good cat

Me.

Originally posted by Wolvielover
Thats okay every one has made that mistake

Ok well, I guess I assumed and I shouldna did dat.

It's all about the avatars.

*looks at his own*

That is not me, btw...

Originally posted by Da Moose
Most likely.

For future reference, I will chew up and spit out any male who dares to be more than civil to you.

With the following exceptions:

A1 - he's my buddy and I trust him

Pineapple - He's a good cat

Me.

Really?...how about if I flirt with them?

I saw the comment he made about your av

Originally posted by Da Moose
Most likely.

For future reference, I will chew up and spit out any male who dares to be more than civil to you.

With the following exceptions:

A1 - he's my buddy and I trust him

Pineapple - He's a good cat

Me.
Where did Mandos go?

Originally posted by Da Moose
Indeed.

The remains of the last person that flirted with you.

*gulp*

Originally posted by Fionnuala
Really?...how about if I flirt with them?

I saw the comment he made about your av

Well, then you will be responsible for any....mishaps that befall them.

Either that or I will go back to my old ways and flirt with girls like the man-whore I am.

Originally posted by Englishpin@pple
*gulp*

Read above, mate.

thats ok scott, i have been busy too

Hi

Originally posted by Da Moose
Well, then you will be responsible for any....mishaps that befall them.

Either that or I will go back to my old ways and flirt with girls like the man-whore I am. ..I'll remeber that next time I see you flirting with someone

You'd better not disgust nono

Originally posted by Da Moose
Read above, mate.

thanks mate

hey wolvie

Hello All

Originally posted by Englishpin@pple
thanks mate
hmmm..Will is allowed to flirt with me...naughty this could be fun..

Originally posted by Fionnuala
..I'll remeber that next time I see you flirting with someone

You'd better not disgust nono

when IS the last time you saw me flirting with someone??

Oh I see how this is going to be!! Don't think you can control me girly girl...

Originally posted by Fionnuala
hmmm..Will is allowed to flirt with me...naughty this could be fun..

mmmeeeeow!!!

Hellow

Originally posted by Fionnuala
hmmm..Will is allowed to flirt with me...naughty this could be fun..

Yes.

But bear in mind, when I say flirting, by that I mean he is allowed to look in your general direction, and to nod in acknowledgement.

Anything beyond that is punishable.

:blink; flirting

Originally posted by Da Moose
Yes.

But bear in mind, when I say flirting, by that I mean he is allowed to look in your general direction, and to nod in acknowledgement.

Anything beyond that is punishable.

*snaps fingers* crap

'ello wolvie

Originally posted by Da Moose
when IS the last time you saw me flirting with someone??

Oh I see how this is going to be!! Don't think you can control me girly girl...
I think I saw you flirting with a1 yesterday..

lets not start the girly girl thing again...I'm far more woman than you can handle...and I don't think I can control you..I KNOW I can flirt1 whip2

Didnt know guys flurted like that
someone can flirt with me I promise im not ugly

Originally posted by Fionnuala
I think I saw you flirting with a1 yesterday..

lets not start the girly girl thing again...I'm far more woman than you can handle...and I don't think I can control you..I KNOW I can flirt1 whip2

Ha Ha and Ha! You're probably right, actually.

*sigh* Sweet sweet Ash, darling...you're so young and naive. Do you need a demonstration of the power of this battle station?

Originally posted by Fionnuala
I think I saw you flirting with a1 yesterday..


Isn't a1 a guy....

Originally posted by Jedi_KnightAlly
Isn't a1 a guy....

SHUT UP ALREADY!

Originally posted by Da Moose
Ha Ha and Ha! You're probably right, actually.

*sigh* Sweet sweet Ash, darling...you're so young and naive. Do you need a demonstration of the power of this battle station?

Exactly..you know I'm always right..

Yes please droolio

Originally posted by Da Moose
SHUT UP ALREADY!

ah what can i say! have u read earlier in this thread!

Originally posted by Jedi_KnightAlly
Isn't a1 a guy....
It's Scott weakness..nobody can resist a1's hotness...

I can

Originally posted by Fionnuala
Exactly..you know I'm always right..

Yes please droolio

Pfft....nerd face.

Very well.

*to himself*

You may fire when ready.

Originally posted by Wolvielover
Didnt know guys flurted like that
someone can flirt with me I promise im not ugly

ill take that up

Originally posted by Jedi_KnightAlly
ah what can i say! have u read earlier in this thread!

No, I can't say that I did, but I don't FLIRT with A1. Good God Ash, stop already...

Originally posted by Fionnuala
It's Scott weakness..nobody can resist a1's hotness...

Nada. My weakness is boobs.

Am I in the wrong thread for that?

somone can flirt with me I promise im not ugly

Originally posted by Da Moose
No, I can't say that I did, but I don't FLIRT with A1. Good God Ash, stop already...

I did nothing innocent..what DID I do? Originally posted by Da Moose
Pfft....nerd face.

Very well.

*to himself*

You may fire when ready. now, now lets not start name calling again...you know you can't win..I already stamped on you for that one..

Originally posted by Da Moose
Nada. My weakness is boobs.

Am I in the wrong thread for that?

Hmm, have to agree there.... boobs

Originally posted by Wolvielover
somone can flirt with me I promise im not ugly

Natural....instincts.....taking over......starting...to....succumb.....to the.....pressure......help......

Originally posted by Jedi_KnightAlly
Hmm, have to agree there.... boobs
i got boobs!

Originally posted by Fionnuala
I did nothing innocent..what DID I do? now, now lets not start name calling again...you know you can't win..I already stamped on you for that one..

Oh for God's sake, you started people thinking that A1 and I flirt...

*laughs uproariously*

Honey...oh sweet, innocent child....you amuse me.

Originally posted by Da Moose
Natural....instincts.....taking over......starting...to....succumb.....to the.....pressure......help......
disgustOriginally posted by Da Moose
Oh for God's sake, you started people thinking that A1 and I flirt...

*laughs uproariously*

Honey...oh sweet, innocent child....you amuse me. yeah laugh it up mister..you'll pay for it later..

Originally posted by Wolvielover
i got boobs!

Boobs are great

Originally posted by Wolvielover
i got boobs!

*looks helplessly around*

Oh dear God...I'm a male, I can't help it....

Originally posted by Jedi_KnightAlly
Boobs are great
Isnt that one of your weaknesses opps talk to ya later

Originally posted by Fionnuala
disgust yeah laugh it up mister..you'll pay for it later..

Promise?

I'll be bad, if you want me to be.

God, that sounded so....70's Porn-ish....I'm better than that.

Originally posted by Da Moose
Promise?

I'll be bad, if you want me to be.

God, that sounded so....70's Porn-ish....I'm better than that.

I promise girlmoose ....but don't make me get the whip out again

Originally posted by Fionnuala
I promise girlmoose ....but don't make me get the whip out again

droolio That moose is soooo hot!! OMFG.

Ok, but can we use the cattle prod this time?

Originally posted by Da Moose
droolio That moose is soooo hot!! OMFG.

Ok, but can we use the cattle prod this time?

It's your birthday present flirt1 ..enjoy..

If you like...lets steer away from the cuffs though..

Originally posted by Fionnuala
It's your birthday present flirt1 ..enjoy..

If you like...lets steer away from the cuffs though..

Fank you....

Yes. "I'm sorry Scott, I just don't know where I put the keys. You stay here, I'll be right back. And relax, the subways are never busy at this hour"

Originally posted by Da Moose
Fank you....

Yes. "I'm sorry Scott, I just don't know where I put the keys. You stay here, I'll be right back. And relax, the subways are never busy at this hour"

Ooopss....I was surprised that excuse worked...but I had to find time to indulge in my.....other nighttime activities

Originally posted by Fionnuala
Ooopss....I was surprised that excuse worked...but I had to find time to indulge in my.....other nighttime activities

Yes...those Pokemon tournaments you participate in are sooooo cool.

Originally posted by Da Moose
Yes...those Pokemon tournaments you participate in are sooooo cool.

It's Digimon actually and yes there IS a difference schmoll

Originally posted by Fionnuala
It's Digimon actually and yes there IS a difference schmoll

Oh....my SINCERE apologies, miss super cool girl.

Originally posted by Da Moose
Oh....my SINCERE apologies, miss super cool girl.
Thank you...................nerd face..

Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
now .....Where's my sex ...ranting

Originally posted by Mist
right here naughty

this was how it was supposed to be its not my fault by the time the page loaded id replied to ally


your all sick twisted people here

lol


hug ...its ok Mist ..
we were just playing

twas funny you have to admit ...

our minds at sick and twisted .but we still love you



also

STill waiting for my Sex

still waitingdisgust

im clicking and still nothing

oh wait....i felt a ripple in my pants..*looks down* blast, only a slight breeze from the aircondisgust

OMG BUTTSECKS!LOLOLOLOL

i'm still waiting for my sex!!!!!!!

This is like being married

this sounds like a cherry pie thread.

Originally posted by Darth Revan
The idea was that the thread title would get your attention, and as soon as I mentioned something other than sex you'd help me with my problem

But it doesn't look like that's how it's working out.

so i cant have sex with you...?