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Lets make up a new Star Wars story. You can't post two times in a row, and your post can't be more than 4 lines. That way, it goes in a completely random direction.

The characters are the same as the ones in the movies IV - VI, but the empire doesn't have to lose in the end.

We'll just see what happends.

The opening scene is in a Cantina on Tatooine.

Let the story begin!!!

Luke, R2 and obi wan walked into the cantina. "this place is crap" luke whined. "lets go somewhere else then" obi wan said "bweeeeeeeeeoooop" r2 said.

there is a fiction section for that

Luke and Obi-Wan and R2 leave the cantina. They decide to go in search of tusken raiders, because they wanna invite them to a party.

they find the tuskens and they say no. luke uses force choke but the tusken fight back. obi wan runs like an old man

Obi-Wan falls over, breaks his hip.

Luke laughs.

Obi-Wan dies.

Luke stops laughing.

Luke pokes Obi-Wan with a stick.

On Naboo, Jar Jar explodes.

Palpatine kicks jar-jar's remains off a cliff, where they land on Han Solo's head.