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thats me!

<English tbh

nein alowed on this thread :'(

aww...americans only?...ok...

whats nein mean?

nein = no/not

sooo whats up?

i'm not american so i guess i can't answer that...

Originally posted by -Funky Punk-
sooo whats up?
the sky.

I was getting annoyed by that British thread so...i made an American one.

yeh i wondered how long it'd be till others turned up :'(

*w8s for eurpoean thread*

Originally posted by ApolloX
the sky.

i would sure hope so..............

So I'm assuming youre accepting Central and South Americans in here as well?

Hey ApolloX you make this thread because of the Britian one?

Originally posted by ApolloX
I was getting annoyed by that British thread so...i made an American one.

YEAH! Go AMERICA! USA = Number One!

Originally posted by a1hsauce
So I'm assuming youre accepting Central and South Americans in here as well?
of coarse.
Originally posted by Haru-Donovan
Hey ApolloX you make this thread because of the Britian one?
maybe.

What about Southerners? Or Rebels.

Originally posted by ApolloX
of coarse.

maybe.
FanFrickinTabulous

Originally posted by a1hsauce
FanFrickinTabulous


ur a lier!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

What about british held teriroties near south america liek falklands?

Originally posted by -Funky Punk-
ur a lier!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
pardon me?

Yea Americans.RED WHITE AND BLUE!Love you.See you tomorrow.jm

Originally posted by Jackie Malfoy
Yea Americans.RED WHITE AND BLUE!Love you.See you tomorrow.jm

so's britain

Originally posted by ApolloX
I was getting annoyed by that British thread so...i made an American one.
You can't make a American thread on KMC...thousands of Americans...Britain is little & needs its little place to hang out, that's why I created it. Don't dis my thread.

I'm a Californian. It's kind of like an American, but cooler.

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
I'm a Californian. It's kind of like an American, but cooler.

i supose i could say the same about birmigham in retrospective to england... But i'd be wrong :'(

There's not that many Americans. And we can have a thread.

I'm a pimp. Nothing like a American, but I'm still here.

USA in da house

so..... is america...nice?

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
I'm a Californian. It's kind of like an American, but cooler.

Sho nuff... swank

Originally posted by Moosooman
so..... is america...nice?


Yeah, and it's even better if you live in the right places.

im a rabbit associated with any nation that will let me sleep........

Originally posted by Haru-Donovan
Yeah, and it's even better if you live in the right places.

like NYC
i lived there for about 11 years

never been there liek..Nice place?

Originally posted by Moosooman
never been there liek..Nice place?

very nice place
especially the main borrow...
...Manhattan

I like TN. I'm not much for big cities.

Originally posted by Haru-Donovan
I like TN. I'm not much for big cities.

I just move to TX
which is hell
i love big cities
very fast-paced life style

fast pace is the way for me

Originally posted by punkkaveman
fast pace is the way for me

yes
Hey Punk

hey whats up

I'm not an American.

canadian

osama

war

lets diss the french and tell dirty jokes on them

What kinda of dirty jokes? dev

hmmm i could think of a few but i shall not tell em

Well that's mean...French people aren't mean, us americans are...we are so bad

Fine then don't tell me it's not like I wanted to know any way. schmoll

Yay America

Go America. go America. go go America.

Not doing well is it...mines full of pages...so what do you American's do then? I'm invading because you invaded us!

http://www.pcrdist.com/graphics/t-shirts/devil-logo.gif
And yes I am American, I just love flaunting my symbol. In rough translation it means "Dirty American devil".

oh say, can you see....

lol

I pledge allegiance to the Flag
of the United States of America,
and to the Republic for which it stands:
one Nation under God, indivisible,
With Liberty and Justice for all.

a-****ing-men

am i american if i was smuggled by mexican people in the 1980's?

no

oh...then nevermind what i said...i am a natural american....

Originally posted by ApolloX
I pledge allegiance to the Flag
of the United States of America,
and to the Republic for which it stands:
one Nation under God, indivisible,
With Liberty and Justice for all.

(Saults the flag)jm

Wow an "only" thread I can join!!!!! wow

Originally posted by Moosooman
so..... is america...nice?
depends

hehe, America is nice. .. yes

but americans. .. Mwuahahahaha that is a different story

yay! go america....

Hehe, I never get to talk to you anymore sadangel

that's cuz you're barely never here...and when you are...your like

omg...lol

huh, okay you lost me, but that's so easy to do.

....sorry

i've a tendency to do that with a lot of people here....

It's cool hug hehe I'm in such a weird mood, but I must leave for a little while bye

so soon....

oh well....cya ella
glad you're not stella
or some strange lil fella
standing at the bus stop
suckin' on a lollipop


hug

I was born in america does that count?

Ya it counts.I live in america but I was born in italy.JM

YES!!! so wait i live in canada but born in america
would that make me a Camarican?

Everyone hates us we want them to shut the hell up and stop whinning.I myself from NY,
(NY rocks!!!!!)
With the damn Twin tower shit hapenin, I'm pissed and want that weiner Bush to atom bomb their asses and shut up.
Peace!
...............................
Sorry I get worked up....But I still think this.Always have. No offense Canadians are weird, French are drunk sissys and the Brits are...Who knows?

Me killing Osama: osama 2guns rifle pokey raygun death Thank you and good night.

By the way I don't have anything against people from the Middle East just him and people associated with him. 1eye

why Yankees only?

THANK YOU! You know what I'm taking about.

Yeah. I may live in TN. but that doesn't mean I don't have a TV and know whats going on. Stupid terrorist.

Your lucky you dont live here every day soilders, Iraq all sorts of bull crap.

Hmm..I wouldn't really call my self lucky. Yeah sure it's quit and all around here but you get tried of every day "Hey Mr. Wilson how's your store doin' you got that PS2 what'chmacallit?" "Nope, were expect'n to get it in next week. Now you get on to school." "I ain't going to no dang school. I'm 15 I can what ever the heck I want!" Just kidding we're not that far behind but it is kinda dull around here.

Originally posted by Haru-Donovan
Fine then don't tell me it's not like I wanted to know any way. schmoll

sary i didnt answer. please forgive me. i was busy writing dirty french jokes!

Damn.

Originally posted by edida
sary i didnt answer. please forgive me. i was busy writing dirty french jokes!

It's cool. Now about them jokes.

You can't ask frenchies who cut the cheese? You'll never know

The great E returns. Just in time. We're makin fun of frenchies.

I've got a joke:
Phone rings:
"Hello, is this the FBI?"
"Yes what can I do for you?
"I'm calling to report about my neighbor Virgil Smith. He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood!"
"Thank you very much for your call, sir"
The next day the FBI agents deend on Virgil's house.They seach the shed where the fire wood is kept. Useing axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave.
The phone rings at Virgil's house.
"Hey, Virgil! This is Floyd. Did the FBI come?"
"Yeah!"
"Did they chop your firewood?"
"Yep."
"Happy Birthday, buddy!"

Who says Rednecks aren't real bright.

Not a French joke but still funny.

What! It was a good joke. Fine I'll take my jokes somewhere else.

Dude I wasnt here.Jeez..... It was kinda funny though.

Originally posted by Elladora
Awwww! How sweeet. You wrote me a poem. hug er....yeah, now you're makin' me blush

and there ain't too many that can do that!!!!

Differant thread for that Sh.it

oh...i didn't know that we were being too offtopic for this thread

waitaminute....this is the OTF, isn't it? isn't it?

Thats what I've been trying to tell people

i suggest buying a bullhorn that way when you need to be heard - you can do so at your leisure and at a reasonable volume so as to be heard...

you do have....money, right?

LOL! Youre joking right? Im as broke as th Spinx's nose. I dont have a job. Even in good ole america.

why do people make threads like these? first britain, then america then canada what's next, indochina?

Dont give them ideas Advent.

Originally posted by Spideys Sister
Dont give them ideas Advent.


LOL

Its the truth these people feed off of the things we know as jokes.

do you know why i will not let my french girlfriend wear panties on our picknicks? thats how we keep the flies off the potatoe salad!!!

Originally posted by edida
do you know why i will not let my french girlfriend wear panties on our picknicks? thats how we keep the flies off the potatoe salad!!! ...and on that note, i will leave you all now

That is THE sickest joke I've ever heard....
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