I got my G/F pregnant...
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KidRock
But there's still some good news...
I saved a lot of money on car insurance by switching to geico.
dark1365
geico sucks!
And keep the baby. You're a father now.
raenef
congrats on the news......both of them
Captain REX
Does a Geico Geko come to your house?
StinkFist462
whats the name
PrinceofBlades
Originally posted by KidRock
But there's still some good news...
I saved a lot of money on car insurance by switching to geico.
As long as you got the insurance...
Captain REX
For his car, not for the kid.
Good job, you're smart.
PrinceofBlades
Originally posted by Captain REX
For his car, not for the kid.
Good job, you're smart.
Me?
Captain REX
Everyone.
No, that was aimed at KidRock.
The first part was for you, though.
Captain REX
Buttsecks?
Captain REX
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StinkFist462
he wants buttsecks ok
Captain REX
That's disturbing.
Lana
That's...um....
I'm just gonna back away slowly now.
Captain REX
*Earth explodes, sending the Moon hurtling into Venus, which then goes into Mercury, which then goes into the sun*
StinkFist462
which then throws the sun off course and sends some heat and light toward Uranus
PrinceofBlades
Which then liquify, starting a life form process, which creates invaders which destroy the earth...
Lana
Originally posted by StinkFist462
which then throws the sun off course and sends some heat and light toward Uranus
*snorts*
El Magnifico
Yes.I want to buttseck0rz you all.My penis is hungry for a big peice of ass!
StinkFist462
..............
no comment
StinkFist462
well if you had about 500$ you can go hit up a corner if you get what i mean ..
PrinceofBlades
Wow.....wow....wow......
Lana
Forget slowly backing away.....I'm running now.....
StinkFist462
lets see who can run the furthest
Lana
Waaaay ahead of you
PrinceofBlades
O yeah, *turns on rocket pack* who's winning now?
StinkFist462
*stops* oh man , damn lungs why cant you take air so well ?
raenef
*past the horizon*
i think i win.
Captain REX
There's no horizon, weren't you paying any attention? Everything exploded.
raenef
Originally posted by Captain REX
There's no horizon, weren't you paying any attention? Everything exploded.
beyone vision then
Ken Kenobi
Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
Which then liquify, starting a life form process, which creates invaders which destroy the earth...
Err...REX said the Earth exploded...how can invaders destroy Earth if it already is?
raenef
Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
Err...REX said the Earth exploded...how can invaders destroy Earth if it already is?
lol!
that's right is't it?
ummmm.........
a small piece of earth survived?
D-Double
Originally posted by KidRock
But there's still some good news...
I saved a lot of money on car insurance by switching to geico.
... Nice shoot'n, Tex!
... I hope everything turns out alright...
Originally posted by El Magnifico
Yes.I want to buttseck0rz you all.My penis is hungry for a big peice of ass!
surprise
... I'm sure James Bond would phrase that a tad different...
smoker4
Who's sisters pregnant?
Korri
I think i may have gotten my girlfriend pregnant too.
Oops.
Mighty Yoda
interesting, we wanted to know this information
JToTheP
WTF is goin on?
carnival_junkie
Originally posted by KidRock
But there's still some good news...
I saved a lot of money on car insurance by switching to geico.
laffo. <3.
Jackie Malfoy
Originally posted by KidRock
But there's still some good news...
I saved a lot of money on car insurance by switching to geico.
Dang it I had a nice long speech to give you and it turns out to be a trick.JM
sexylexy32
Originally posted by KidRock
But there's still some good news...
I saved a lot of money on car insurance by switching to geico.
That's good to know ,geico is a godsend
1ost soul
that's awesome..
how old r u two? so r u gonna get married to her?
a1hsauce
I worry sometimes about my fellow Off Topic Forumers
Vyxen
me too
Flying High
Originally posted by 1ost soul
that's awesome..
how old r u two? so r u gonna get married to her?
thats a very old fashioned view....
KidRock
I was just kidding, shes not pregnant. I just wanted to see what responses I get. My girl is on the pill fo sho, and my soldier never goes into battle with out his helmet.
edit: Geico also owns.
The Tired Hiker
Originally posted by KidRock
But there's still some good news...
I saved a lot of money on car insurance by switching to geico.
eggmayo
Originally posted by KidRock
I was just kidding, shes not pregnant. I just wanted to see what responses I get. My girl is on the pill fo sho, and my soldier never goes into battle with out his helmet.
edit: Geico also owns.
Your wear a helmet while having sex?
Gotta be some ride if you need head protection.
AdventChild
karma is a *****..... ha hope she don't get an abortion and kill your kid...
KidRock
Originally posted by AdventChild
karma is a *****..... ha hope she don't get an abortion and kill your kid...
Do you know how to read? Go back a page and check it out, maybe you wont make yourself look like an ass again. Good day.
AdventChild
i feel really stupid..... that was pretty funny though....
belly_jeans349
does this mean the kid doesnt exist...or did u buy a car for the kid..
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