I got my G/F pregnant...

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KidRock
But there's still some good news...







I saved a lot of money on car insurance by switching to geico.

Ken Kenobi
hehe

dark1365
geico sucks!


And keep the baby. You're a father now.

Ladyluck
hah

raenef
congrats on the news......both of them

Captain REX
Does a Geico Geko come to your house?

StinkFist462
whats the name

PrinceofBlades
Originally posted by KidRock
But there's still some good news...







I saved a lot of money on car insurance by switching to geico.

As long as you got the insurance...

Captain REX
For his car, not for the kid. no expression

Good job, you're smart. no expression

StinkFist462
laughing out loud

PrinceofBlades
Originally posted by Captain REX
For his car, not for the kid. no expression

Good job, you're smart. no expression

Me?

Captain REX
Everyone. no expression

No, that was aimed at KidRock. big grin

The first part was for you, though. yes

El Magnifico
Buttsecks?

Captain REX
Buttsecks? confused

Lana
....wtf?

StinkFist462
is gross

Captain REX
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StinkFist462
he wants buttsecks ok

Captain REX
That's disturbing.

StinkFist462
very

Lana
That's...um....What the f**k? messed

I'm just gonna back away slowly now.

StinkFist462
RAWR

Captain REX
*Earth explodes, sending the Moon hurtling into Venus, which then goes into Mercury, which then goes into the sun*

StinkFist462
which then throws the sun off course and sends some heat and light toward Uranus

PrinceofBlades
Which then liquify, starting a life form process, which creates invaders which destroy the earth...

Lana
Originally posted by StinkFist462
which then throws the sun off course and sends some heat and light toward Uranus

*snorts*

laughing

El Magnifico
Yes.I want to buttseck0rz you all.My penis is hungry for a big peice of ass!

StinkFist462
..............no expression no comment

StinkFist462
well if you had about 500$ you can go hit up a corner if you get what i mean ..

PrinceofBlades
Wow.....wow....wow......

Lana
Forget slowly backing away.....I'm running now.....

StinkFist462
lets see who can run the furthest eek!

Lana
Waaaay ahead of you stick out tongue

PrinceofBlades
O yeah, *turns on rocket pack* who's winning now?

StinkFist462
*stops* oh man , damn lungs why cant you take air so well ?

raenef
*past the horizon*
i think i win.

Captain REX
There's no horizon, weren't you paying any attention? Everything exploded. no expression

raenef
Originally posted by Captain REX
There's no horizon, weren't you paying any attention? Everything exploded. no expression
beyone vision then

Ken Kenobi
Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
Which then liquify, starting a life form process, which creates invaders which destroy the earth...

Err...REX said the Earth exploded...how can invaders destroy Earth if it already is? confused

raenef
Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
Err...REX said the Earth exploded...how can invaders destroy Earth if it already is? confused
lol!
that's right is't it?
ummmm.........
a small piece of earth survived?

D-Double
Originally posted by KidRock
But there's still some good news...







I saved a lot of money on car insurance by switching to geico.

laughing ... Nice shoot'n, Tex! wink ... I hope everything turns out alright...

Originally posted by El Magnifico
Yes.I want to buttseck0rz you all.My penis is hungry for a big peice of ass!

surprise

... I'm sure James Bond would phrase that a tad different... huh

smoker4
Who's sisters pregnant?

badboy2004
not mine

Diesel fan
OH MY

Korri
I think i may have gotten my girlfriend pregnant too.

Oops.

Mighty Yoda
interesting, we wanted to know this information erm

JToTheP
WTF is goin on? blink

Mighty Yoda
i don;t know

carnival_junkie
Originally posted by KidRock
But there's still some good news...







I saved a lot of money on car insurance by switching to geico.

laffo. <3.

Jackie Malfoy
Originally posted by KidRock
But there's still some good news...







I saved a lot of money on car insurance by switching to geico.

Dang it I had a nice long speech to give you and it turns out to be a trick.JM mad laughing

badboy2004
hi jm

sexylexy32
Originally posted by KidRock
But there's still some good news...







I saved a lot of money on car insurance by switching to geico.


laughing out loud That's good to know ,geico is a godsend

1ost soul
that's awesome.. eek!
how old r u two? so r u gonna get married to her? big grin

Vyxen
good job :thumbsup:

a1hsauce
confused I worry sometimes about my fellow Off Topic Forumers

Vyxen
me too big grin

Flying High
Originally posted by 1ost soul
that's awesome.. eek!
how old r u two? so r u gonna get married to her? big grin
thats a very old fashioned view....

KidRock
I was just kidding, shes not pregnant. I just wanted to see what responses I get. My girl is on the pill fo sho, and my soldier never goes into battle with out his helmet.




edit: Geico also owns.

The Tired Hiker
Originally posted by KidRock
But there's still some good news...







I saved a lot of money on car insurance by switching to geico. laughing out loud rolling on floor laughing laughing

eggmayo
Originally posted by KidRock
I was just kidding, shes not pregnant. I just wanted to see what responses I get. My girl is on the pill fo sho, and my soldier never goes into battle with out his helmet.




edit: Geico also owns.
Your wear a helmet while having sex?
Gotta be some ride if you need head protection.

AdventChild
karma is a *****..... ha hope she don't get an abortion and kill your kid...

KidRock
Originally posted by AdventChild
karma is a *****..... ha hope she don't get an abortion and kill your kid...

Do you know how to read? Go back a page and check it out, maybe you wont make yourself look like an ass again. Good day.

AdventChild
i feel really stupid..... that was pretty funny though....

belly_jeans349
does this mean the kid doesnt exist...or did u buy a car for the kid..

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