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Okay, let's have a contest. Who can come up with the most insane plot twists for the Star Wars Saga.

Example:

Padme married anakin, and then Obi-Wan was jealous, so He ordered the clone army, and they are actually clones of padme, with Jango masks on, when they are in battle, to hide that they are actually Padme's.

Example 2:

Obi-Wan came on the mission with Qui-Gon, at the beginning of TPM, because he had seen a picture of Queen Amidala, and fell in love with her, and was hoping to somehow get to her, by coming on the mission.


There is no limit to how insane you can get.

In fact, it would be awesome, if someone made the whole Star Wars saga, like this. A completely twisted hilarious story.

Wow you're really sexually frustrated aren't you?

how can i twist it more than Lucas already has? that just seems...impossible

How about if Luke is really Anakin's father. A complete paradox without end. And Padme is the sister of Palpatine and Chewbacca.

How about, Nute Gunray is actually a woman, and all the scenes between "her" and Sidious in TPM are actually just part of they're wedding ceremony.

Actually Palpatine and anakin decided after Episode 3 that they were both too ugly to get anyone else from the galaxy. So Vader gives to palpatine something he has, and palpatine stimulates anakins cyber-nerve endings so they both may feel alive again...

Good one MacGeek.

All the scenes between anakin and Palpatine cut off before either of them leaves the room.

The Opera scene, he just says "Not from a jedi", and then it cuts to somewhere else. It's like that in every scene between them.

I wonder what we're not seeing.............................................