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As I plan to have a show with R Kelly soon to rival Hannity&Colmes called Evil&Kelly. As us any philosophical or other question that is on your mind and we shall do our best to answer it. You must however ask which of us you wish to get the answer from.

Whythe hell do you make these idiot threads?

Originally posted by HimoKun
Whythe hell do you make these idiot threads?
I assume that question was directed towards me.. *ahem!*

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As a little boy I was always picked on for my genious. Before school I would watch Rush Limaugh and make discussion of it during class. The schoolboard thought I needed medication and the students called me a loser/nerd in thier vain attempts to undermine my self-esteem because they themselves were fools. This majority of rule and hatred towards me made me realise that the liberal media controled everyone and that the only thing I could look foward to was impending doom, I no longer wanted to be the victim, so I set out to distort my English speech patterns in a way that forces everyone to become bi-lingal as I'm not too familiar with other languages. It was my own insanity that caused ebonics and forces young people and older people alike to learn more languages thus they are FORCED to grow smarter. I have turned thier own weapon against them and now they live in opression and despair just as they forced me to do for so many years. The liberal media has not been destroyed, but atleast now they know the pain. The unwavering endless pain.. Oh, and I voted for Bush too..

Originally posted by Big Evil
As I plan to have a show with R Kelly soon to rival Hannity&Colmes called Evil&Kelly. As us any philosophical or other question that is on your mind and we shall do our best to answer it. You must however ask which of us you wish to get the answer from.

Are you going to wee on people?

How much sex have you had weird one?

Originally posted by HimoKun
How much sex have you had weird one?
Who is that question reffered too? As both me and Kelly arn't exactly considerd "normal" individuals.. >_>;

You.

Originally posted by Big Evil
Who is that question reffered too? As both me and Kelly arn't exactly considerd "normal" individuals.. >_>;

hmm... r u a bot?

Originally posted by HimoKun
You.
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As a little boy I was very active sexualy, whanking it atleast thrice a day I had no doubt that one day I would become a player. But as I was exposed to television, radio, and internet I found the sexual promiscuity of teenagers surpassed even my own and they had no control over it thanks to the brainwashing schemes of the liberal media. As STDs spread and feelings were hurt I shut myself off to such ideas as "sexual relations" and "marriage" in fear of being betrayed, resented, or simply having the bad-luck of having a partner who had a shady past. So to answer your question no, I don't get none, I've never got none, and I don't want none. The liberals have ruined any chance of that what with thier MTV, messages of irresponsibility and carelessness for other's feelings, and the fact that I don't want my dick to fall off..

You don't want your dick to fall off. So why would you want your dick if you don't want to have sex?

Originally posted by _G-Unit_
hmm... r u a bot?
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No, I ****ing hate mecha. Though one time at another forum someone tried to replace me with an Evil-bot. I had no choice but too argue with the bot and prove I was the real thing and that I was worth keeping. (They used the bot as a ploy to encourage banning me because I'm as predicatable as a bot and sense those that defend me could get thier fill through a bot there was no use in keeping me around.) this breif battle was called "High as a kitelander" and i made comments of how "there can be only one". Evidently the forum crashed anyway. Most likely do to the cosmic paradox of there being TWO Evils..

how do you feel about sword-chucks?

(I might be on to something )

~wickerman~

Big Evil, I work for the liberal media, does that make me a bad person?

Originally posted by Wickerman
how do you feel about sword-chucks?

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I don't understand why ANYONE likes swords, they can't be conceald like knives, arn't easy to use like guns, and are heavy. Another reason I don't like them is they seem to be popular amongst the liberal community..

And Kelly is doing a good job of being like Colmes lol..

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Big Evil, I work for the liberal media, does that make me a bad person?
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YEAH!

Damnit Kelly! That was my question!

But I LOVE my job, does that make me worse than evil?

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
But I LOVE my job, does that make me worse than evil?
*Eyes roll in back of head*
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They will fire you and have you living on the street giving blowjobs to feed your family. This is the danger and intention of capitalism. This is your fate. Democracy is dead just like your god..

What? That sounds way too intelligent to be my token liberal R Kelly.. MASTER!

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Yo..