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Soooooo, the woman I'm in love with seems to just want to be friends. I'm fine with that, I'd rather have her as a friend than not have her at all, sooooooooooooo . . . . should I join match.com? I just don't meet women like I used to. Plus, I'm really horny.

Porno Chatlines dear, Porno chatlines.

Dad, im dissapointed in you.

lol... im speechless at the moment Hitch Hiker

They don't work.
Trust me.

Big Evil, have you really used them? Have you? Why don't they work?

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Plus, I'm really horny.
Help yourself

Originally posted by Storm
Help yourself

Okay, but seriously, the horny part was for shats and giggles, but I'm at that age where I want to settle down, and I'm really thinking of exploring the net-dating angle.

Hitch Hiker youre still young man... dont feel like you need to rush things...youll find that special lady no worries man

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Big Evil, have you really used them? Have you? Why don't they work?
#1: They always want to charge you like thirty dollars to become a "gold member" which is the only real way to get email adresses and actualy TALK to these seemingly interested people.

#2: I can't show interest in people without being a gold member so I'm assuming thier site randomly generates interested people in your area. I especialy find this true for me as I put little information about myself. The less they know the better.

#3: Most of the time it's just sexualy frustrated twenty year olds who for some reason or another want a new dick up thier ****. Which I'm sure might sound pleasent to some but I rather enjoy not having herpees.

And #4: The sites are ussualy terribly constructed where you don't know how to format ANYTHING and your PMs/who you're interested list is scatterd and hectic. And it's just not worth the trouble.

Jennifer tried hooking me up with this girl named Crystal. Obviously Jennifer is not the brightest bulb in the bunch.
"She gets scared easily, so don't like.. call her every five minutes and go on and on about her or act particualrly strange."
"...Then why the hell did you pawn ME off on her?!"

Originally posted by Big Evil
#1: They always want to charge you like thirty dollars to become a "gold member" which is the only real way to get email adresses and actualy TALK to these seemingly interested people.

#2: I can't show interest in people without being a gold member so I'm assuming thier site randomly generates interested people in your area. I especialy find this true for me as I put little information about myself. The less they know the better.

#3: Most of the time it's just sexualy frustrated twenty year olds who for some reason or another want a new dick up thier ****. Which I'm sure might sound pleasent to some but I rather enjoy not having herpees.

And #4: The sites are ussualy terribly constructed where you don't know how to format ANYTHING and your PMs/who you're interested list is scatterd and hectic. And it's just not worth the trouble.

Jennifer tried hooking me up with this girl named Crystal. Obviously Jennifer is not the brightest bulb in the bunch.
"She gets scared easily, so don't like.. call her every five minutes and go on and on about her or act particualrly strange."
"...Then why the hell did you pawn ME off on her?!"

Hmmmmmm, well, I still might check it out. We shall see. I just hate the bar scene these days.

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Soooooo, the woman I'm in love with seems to just want to be friends. I'm fine with that, I'd rather have her as a friend than not have her at all, sooooooooooooo . . . . should I join match.com? I just don't meet women like I used to. Plus, I'm really horny.

No no no!

Try Lavalife...it's much better. Plus they have a section there for 'horny hikers'.

Or even Adult friend finder.

Or...at least, that's what I've heard...

Originally posted by a1hsauce
Hitch Hiker youre still young man... dont feel like you need to rush things...youll find that special lady no worries man That special lady seems harder to come by these days.

Well, I'm not too worried about it. But I do wonder what life and love will have in store for me next. I'm sort of getting out of this 'dog' phase, and I'm craving more substance. Yeah, I've been a bit of a manslut this past year.

Originally posted by Da Moose
No no no!

Try Lavalife...it's much better. Plus they have a section there for 'horny hikers'.

Or even Adult friend finder.

Or...at least, that's what I've heard...

Please, tell me more! Have you used them? PM me if you want.

lol adult friend finder is crazy. I always see ads for it on sites and I clicked it one time, and there was about 2000 people in my area who are very horny and wanna have sex tonight.

Originally posted by KidRock
lol adult friend finder is crazy. I always see ads for it on sites and I clicked it one time, and there was about 2000 people in my area who are very horny and wanna have sex tonight.

Sounds awesome!

Adult Friend Finder won't work since everyone there wants a one night stand and that's all. I suggest you make friends and from those friends you branch off to their friends and then you'll find a person you like eventually.

Originally posted by HimoKun
Adult Friend Finder won't work since everyone there wants a one night stand and that's all. I suggest you make friends and from those friends you branch off to their friends and then you'll find a person you like eventually.

Thanks for the input, HimoKun!

Yeah join.



(whats match.com?)

no, join adultfriendfinder.com, it's a site so you can find **** buddies.

Or just ask for a ***** on KMC.

Originally posted by eggmayo
Or just ask for a ***** on KMC.
Damn you!!...stole the words out of my mouth..schmoll

i steal things from peoples mouths more often than you'd think

Originally posted by eggmayo
i steal things from peoples mouths more often than you'd think

Yes.

Can I have my cookie back please?

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Soooooo, the woman I'm in love with seems to just want to be friends. I'm fine with that, I'd rather have her as a friend than not have her at all, sooooooooooooo . . . . should I join match.com? I just don't meet women like I used to. Plus, I'm really horny. most likely if you spent less time on KMC and more time actually gettin' out there - you might unknowingly bump into that special someone

just pray she does not give you chlamydea

Originally posted by Da Moose
Yes.

Can I have my cookie back please?
It will take a long and ardous journey to get that back from where it lies.
You will face massive challenges. The tight squeeze of the oesaphagus, the acidic stomach acid that will melt you, then the 'long drop'

Originally posted by BackFire
no, join adultfriendfinder.com, it's a site so you can find **** buddies.

You know an awful lot about this! Have you been internet whoring yourself with someone else apart from Tex, Ush, BK, Raz and me?!

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Soooooo, the woman I'm in love with seems to just want to be friends. I'm fine with that, I'd rather have her as a friend than not have her at all, sooooooooooooo . . . . should I join match.com? I just don't meet women like I used to. Plus, I'm really horny.

Don't do it, Thins!! scared

I've seen the commercials. They make all male applicants wear khakis and bad sweaters.

Originally posted by D-Double
Don't do it, Thins!! scared

I've seen the commercials. They make all male applicants wear khakis and bad sweaters.

Dude, I just joined lavalife and I'm already banging three chicks as we speak!

......... and typing all at the same time. Now that's talent.


*cough*...... shoot me that lavalife link...

Originally posted by D-Double
......... and typing all at the same time. Now that's talent.


*cough*...... shoot me that lavalife link...

Just go to lavalife.com and then we could be wingmen together! My screen name there is ManWhore5000.

So you're banging three girls at once TTH.... You officially a player.

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Soooooo, the woman I'm in love with seems to just want to be friends. I'm fine with that, I'd rather have her as a friend than not have her at all, sooooooooooooo . . . . should I join match.com? I just don't meet women like I used to. Plus, I'm really horny.

nothing wrong with having women friends.....

thing is that if they have something to cry about you are there
and
if you have something to cry about, they are there.

Originally posted by HimoKun
So you're banging three girls at once TTH.... You officially a player. With one hand tied behind my back.

Originally posted by GCG
nothing wrong with having women friends.....

thing is that if they have something to cry about you are there
and
if you have something to cry about, they are there.

No, seriously, I love her so much that I can't be dissappointed if she doesn't want to be more than friends. We talk on the phone all the time, we go out several times a month, I respect any relationship I have with her. She is one of my best friends, but I can't help being in love with her, soooooooo, life must go on. Hence . . . . lavalife!

So your banging others cuz you can't make a move on the woman you love..... Sounds like me first engagement.

Originally posted by HimoKun
So your banging others cuz you can't make a move on the woman you love..... Sounds like me first engagement.

No, I'm NOT banging anyone right now, it was a joke, and BELIEVE ME, I did make a move on the woman I love, and she let me know where I stand in her heart. We are still great friends, and she's not all wierded out because I'm in love with her. I have to respect that.

Still sounds like my first engagement.....

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Well, lately I've only been on KMC at work, so . . . it would be hard to 'get out there' while I'm on the clock, Silly! well that explains it....go and get chlammy

Originally posted by HimoKun
Still sounds like my first engagement.....

Pardon me, but what do you mean by first engagement?

My first engagement to get married.

Originally posted by HimoKun
My first engagement to get married.

Did you actually marry her???

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
No, seriously, I love her so much that I can't be dissappointed if she doesn't want to be more than friends. We talk on the phone all the time, we go out several times a month, I respect any relationship I have with her. She is one of my best friends, but I can't help being in love with her, soooooooo, life must go on. Hence . . . . lavalife!

you've got into a free-fall for this special girl huh ?

what has lavalife or match.com got to do with it ? they arent tangible relationships, you dont know how they sound nor how they look in real life. for all i know it could be someone faking their i.d. with fake pictures and fake names.....if not fake sex.

edit

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Did you actually marry her???

No, I cancelled it.

Originally posted by HimoKun
No, I cancelled it.

Damn. I'd love to marry this girl.

Ya sure. She's a world class b!tch now.

I don't know anything about it.

Originally posted by HimoKun
Ya sure. She's a world class b!tch now.

No no no, I meant the girl I was talking about. Sorry.

Originally posted by shaber
I don't know anything about it.

Thanks, shaber.

I don't think they work, I've never ascertained anything from them.

lol this thread is hilarious

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Just go to lavalife.com and then we could be wingmen together! My screen name there is ManWhore5000.

I wanna be called "Gigolo-Tronic"!!

If all else fails try Thailand