Should I join match.com???

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The Tired Hiker
Soooooo, the woman I'm in love with seems to just want to be friends. I'm fine with that, I'd rather have her as a friend than not have her at all, sooooooooooooo . . . . should I join match.com? I just don't meet women like I used to. erm Plus, I'm really horny. embarrasment

eggmayo
Porno Chatlines dear, Porno chatlines.

Korri
Dad, im dissapointed in you.

a1hsauce
lol... im speechless at the moment Hitch Hiker laughing out loud

Big Evil
They don't work.
Trust me.

The Tired Hiker
Big Evil, have you really used them? Have you? Why don't they work?

Storm
Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Plus, I'm really horny. embarrasment
Help yourself stick out tongue

The Tired Hiker
Originally posted by Storm
Help yourself stick out tongue

Okay, but seriously, the horny part was for shats and giggles, but I'm at that age where I want to settle down, and I'm really thinking of exploring the net-dating angle.

a1hsauce
Hitch Hiker youre still young man... dont feel like you need to rush things...youll find that special lady no worries man

Big Evil
Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Big Evil, have you really used them? Have you? Why don't they work?
#1: They always want to charge you like thirty dollars to become a "gold member" which is the only real way to get email adresses and actualy TALK to these seemingly interested people.

#2: I can't show interest in people without being a gold member so I'm assuming thier site randomly generates interested people in your area. I especialy find this true for me as I put little information about myself. The less they know the better.

#3: Most of the time it's just sexualy frustrated twenty year olds who for some reason or another want a new dick up thier ****. Which I'm sure might sound pleasent to some but I rather enjoy not having herpees.

And #4: The sites are ussualy terribly constructed where you don't know how to format ANYTHING and your PMs/who you're interested list is scatterd and hectic. And it's just not worth the trouble.

Jennifer tried hooking me up with this girl named Crystal. Obviously Jennifer is not the brightest bulb in the bunch.
"She gets scared easily, so don't like.. call her every five minutes and go on and on about her or act particualrly strange."
"...Then why the hell did you pawn ME off on her?!"

The Tired Hiker
Originally posted by Big Evil
#1: They always want to charge you like thirty dollars to become a "gold member" which is the only real way to get email adresses and actualy TALK to these seemingly interested people.

#2: I can't show interest in people without being a gold member so I'm assuming thier site randomly generates interested people in your area. I especialy find this true for me as I put little information about myself. The less they know the better.

#3: Most of the time it's just sexualy frustrated twenty year olds who for some reason or another want a new dick up thier ****. Which I'm sure might sound pleasent to some but I rather enjoy not having herpees.

And #4: The sites are ussualy terribly constructed where you don't know how to format ANYTHING and your PMs/who you're interested list is scatterd and hectic. And it's just not worth the trouble.

Jennifer tried hooking me up with this girl named Crystal. Obviously Jennifer is not the brightest bulb in the bunch.
"She gets scared easily, so don't like.. call her every five minutes and go on and on about her or act particualrly strange."
"...Then why the hell did you pawn ME off on her?!"

Hmmmmmm, well, I still might check it out. We shall see. I just hate the bar scene these days. erm

Da Moose
Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Soooooo, the woman I'm in love with seems to just want to be friends. I'm fine with that, I'd rather have her as a friend than not have her at all, sooooooooooooo . . . . should I join match.com? I just don't meet women like I used to. erm Plus, I'm really horny. embarrasment

No no no!

Try Lavalife...it's much better. Plus they have a section there for 'horny hikers'.

Or even Adult friend finder.

Or...at least, that's what I've heard... embarrasment

The Tired Hiker
Originally posted by a1hsauce
Hitch Hiker youre still young man... dont feel like you need to rush things...youll find that special lady no worries man That special lady seems harder to come by these days.

Well, I'm not too worried about it. But I do wonder what life and love will have in store for me next. I'm sort of getting out of this 'dog' phase, and I'm craving more substance. erm Yeah, I've been a bit of a manslut this past year. embarrasment

The Tired Hiker
Originally posted by Da Moose
No no no!

Try Lavalife...it's much better. Plus they have a section there for 'horny hikers'.

Or even Adult friend finder.

Or...at least, that's what I've heard... embarrasment

Please, tell me more! Have you used them? PM me if you want. smile

KidRock
lol adult friend finder is crazy. I always see ads for it on sites and I clicked it one time, and there was about 2000 people in my area who are very horny and wanna have sex tonight.

The Tired Hiker
Originally posted by KidRock
lol adult friend finder is crazy. I always see ads for it on sites and I clicked it one time, and there was about 2000 people in my area who are very horny and wanna have sex tonight.

Sounds awesome! eek!

HimoKun
Adult Friend Finder won't work since everyone there wants a one night stand and that's all. I suggest you make friends and from those friends you branch off to their friends and then you'll find a person you like eventually.

The Tired Hiker
Originally posted by HimoKun
Adult Friend Finder won't work since everyone there wants a one night stand and that's all. I suggest you make friends and from those friends you branch off to their friends and then you'll find a person you like eventually.

Thanks for the input, HimoKun! smile

lil bitchiness
Yeah join.



(whats match.com?)

BackFire
no, join adultfriendfinder.com, it's a site so you can find **** buddies.

eggmayo
Or just ask for a ***** on KMC.

Fionnuala
Originally posted by eggmayo
Or just ask for a ***** on KMC.
Damn you!!...stole the words out of my mouth..schmoll

eggmayo
i steal things from peoples mouths more often than you'd think no expression

Da Moose
Originally posted by eggmayo
i steal things from peoples mouths more often than you'd think no expression

Yes.

Can I have my cookie back please? mad

FŽanor
Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Soooooo, the woman I'm in love with seems to just want to be friends. I'm fine with that, I'd rather have her as a friend than not have her at all, sooooooooooooo . . . . should I join match.com? I just don't meet women like I used to. erm Plus, I'm really horny. embarrasment most likely if you spent less time on KMC and more time actually gettin' out there - you might unknowingly bump into that special someone

just pray she does not give you chlamydea

eggmayo
Originally posted by Da Moose
Yes.

Can I have my cookie back please? mad
It will take a long and ardous journey to get that back from where it lies.
You will face massive challenges. The tight squeeze of the oesaphagus, the acidic stomach acid that will melt you, then the 'long drop'

lil bitchiness
Originally posted by BackFire
no, join adultfriendfinder.com, it's a site so you can find **** buddies.

You know an awful lot about this! Have you been internet whoring yourself with someone else apart from Tex, Ush, BK, Raz and me?!

The Tired Hiker

D-Double
Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Soooooo, the woman I'm in love with seems to just want to be friends. I'm fine with that, I'd rather have her as a friend than not have her at all, sooooooooooooo . . . . should I join match.com? I just don't meet women like I used to. erm Plus, I'm really horny. embarrasment

Don't do it, Thins!! scared

I've seen the commercials. They make all male applicants wear khakis and bad sweaters. sad

The Tired Hiker
Originally posted by D-Double
Don't do it, Thins!! scared

I've seen the commercials. They make all male applicants wear khakis and bad sweaters. sad

Dude, I just joined lavalife and I'm already banging three chicks as we speak! eek!

D-Double
laughing ......... and typing all at the same time. Now that's talent. big grin


*cough*...... shoot me that lavalife link... whistle

The Tired Hiker
Originally posted by D-Double
laughing ......... and typing all at the same time. Now that's talent. big grin


*cough*...... shoot me that lavalife link... whistle

Just go to lavalife.com and then we could be wingmen together! eek! My screen name there is ManWhore5000. big grin

HimoKun
So you're banging three girls at once TTH.... You officially a player.

GCG
Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Soooooo, the woman I'm in love with seems to just want to be friends. I'm fine with that, I'd rather have her as a friend than not have her at all, sooooooooooooo . . . . should I join match.com? I just don't meet women like I used to. erm Plus, I'm really horny. embarrasment

nothing wrong with having women friends..... shifty

thing is that if they have something to cry about you are there
and
if you have something to cry about, they are there.

The Tired Hiker
Originally posted by HimoKun
So you're banging three girls at once TTH.... You officially a player. With one hand tied behind my back. big grin

The Tired Hiker
Originally posted by GCG
nothing wrong with having women friends..... shifty

thing is that if they have something to cry about you are there
and
if you have something to cry about, they are there.

No, seriously, I love her so much that I can't be dissappointed if she doesn't want to be more than friends. We talk on the phone all the time, we go out several times a month, I respect any relationship I have with her. She is one of my best friends, but I can't help being in love with her, soooooooo, life must go on. Hence . . . . lavalife! wink

HimoKun
So your banging others cuz you can't make a move on the woman you love..... Sounds like me first engagement.

The Tired Hiker
Originally posted by HimoKun
So your banging others cuz you can't make a move on the woman you love..... Sounds like me first engagement.

No, I'm NOT banging anyone right now, it was a joke, and BELIEVE ME, I did make a move on the woman I love, and she let me know where I stand in her heart. We are still great friends, and she's not all wierded out because I'm in love with her. I have to respect that. smile

HimoKun
Still sounds like my first engagement.....

FŽanor
Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Well, lately I've only been on KMC at work, so . . . it would be hard to 'get out there' while I'm on the clock, Silly! stick out tongue well that explains it....go and get chlammy

The Tired Hiker
Originally posted by HimoKun
Still sounds like my first engagement.....

Pardon me, but what do you mean by first engagement? embarrasment

HimoKun
My first engagement to get married.

The Tired Hiker
Originally posted by HimoKun
My first engagement to get married.

Did you actually marry her??? eek!

GCG
Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
No, seriously, I love her so much that I can't be dissappointed if she doesn't want to be more than friends. We talk on the phone all the time, we go out several times a month, I respect any relationship I have with her. She is one of my best friends, but I can't help being in love with her, soooooooo, life must go on. Hence . . . . lavalife! wink

you've got into a free-fall for this special girl huh ?

what has lavalife or match.com got to do with it ? they arent tangible relationships, you dont know how they sound nor how they look in real life. for all i know it could be someone faking their i.d. with fake pictures and fake names.....if not fake sex.

The Tired Hiker
edit smile

HimoKun
Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Did you actually marry her??? eek!

No, I cancelled it.

The Tired Hiker
Originally posted by HimoKun
No, I cancelled it.

Damn. I'd love to marry this girl. erm

HimoKun
Ya sure. She's a world class b!tch now.

shaber
I don't know anything about it.

The Tired Hiker
Originally posted by HimoKun
Ya sure. She's a world class b!tch now.

No no no, I meant the girl I was talking about. Sorry. big grin laughing

The Tired Hiker
Originally posted by shaber
I don't know anything about it.

Thanks, shaber. laughing out loud

shaber
I don't think they work, I've never ascertained anything from them.

lil bitchiness
lol this thread is hilarious

D-Double
Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Just go to lavalife.com and then we could be wingmen together! eek! My screen name there is ManWhore5000. big grin

I wanna be called "Gigolo-Tronic"!! eek!

smoker4
If all else fails try Thailand whistle

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