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I don't know how it happened, but suddenly I'm six months pregnant.

Six months!!!?!?!?! what happened to the other five months of recognition? And your a girl?!?!!?

I knew it!

Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
Six months!!!?!?!?! what happened to the other five months of recognition? And your a girl?!?!!?

No, I'm a guy, that's why this is so surprising to me.

Originally posted by Darth Mantis
I knew it!

And how DID you know?

if arnie can do it you can too! Go TH!

im jealous cause THs threads are so much better than mine........

Ahhh, Another pointless thread from... TTH.....

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
I don't know how it happened, but suddenly I'm six months pregnant.

Did you at least save a lot of money on car insurance by switching to geico?

Originally posted by justjakk
im jealous cause THs threads are so much better than mine........

Yeah, everyone always says that.

Wait, you have sex with guys?

alien probing.....maybe.

Originally posted by KidRock
Did you at least save a lot of money on car insurance by switching to geico?

I gotta admit, I did save a pretty penny. Geico will allow me to spend more money on baby food now.

or it could have something to do with asexual reproduction.....plants do it alot............polination lol......you're like the babies daddy and the babies momma

Originally posted by HimoKun
Wait, you have sex with guys?

No, that's the thing! As far as I know, I have never done it with a guy, sooooo . .. I just can't figure this out.

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
How is this pointless? I'm trying to figure out how I got pregnant, first of all. And second, I want to know who the father is. And third, I want to find out how it took me six months to find this out. SHEEEEESH.

1) You slept with some one....

2) WindDancer

3) Selective blindness

Originally posted by justjakk
or it could have something to do with asexual reproduction.....plants do it alot............polination lol......you're like the babies daddy and the babies momma I do masturbate a lot.

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
How is this pointless? I'm trying to figure out how I got pregnant, first of all. And second, I want to know who the father is. And third, I want to find out how it took me six months to find this out. SHEEEEESH.

You say in this reply you want to know who the father is, so that tells me your looking for the father of your baby which means you'd have to have sex with the guy to have the baby.

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
I do masturbate a lot.


see....there's your answer you horny little creaton

yes...

Originally posted by justjakk
see....there's your answer you horny little creaton

Guilty.

Originally posted by HimoKun
You say in this reply you want to know who the father is, so that tells me your looking for the father of your baby which means you'd have to have sex with the guy to have the baby.

But I don't remember. What if there were some little spermies on the toilet seat at work or something and I sat on them?

lmao.......dude, you have to make a "post new ideas for threads" thread

umm.....TTH...i dont know how to tell you this...but.......

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
But I don't remember. What if there were some little spermies on the toilet seat at work or something and I sat on them?

You can't get stuff from toilet seats unless you open up ass hole and sit on it and suck up stuff. And second, your ass is connected to your ovary so that wouldn't work./

Originally posted by justjakk
lmao.......dude, you have to make a "post new ideas for threads" thread

I swear to god I think I did that once!

omg.....you do have the best ideas for threads......darn you and your thinkingness


............waiver.....................


Thinkingness is a word make by george bush and was only used for this thread.......

thank you....i think that took massivingneesly balltasticness for me to pull such a irrodastical stunt like that



..................waiver.........


i dont know what the hell i just said........oh and that stuff was made by george bush

Originally posted by Mist
umm.....TTH...i dont know how to tell you this...but.......

Do tell!

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
I do masturbate a lot.
Oh we're all a huge bunch of Wangers at time

(-the g +a k for good measure if you should so identify this intension)
^^;

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Do tell!

umm...well....you remember that night we spent together in the caribbean onboard the luxury cruise liner.....and we discussed our future over a candlelight dinner......well......one thing led to another...

Originally posted by Mist
umm...well....you remember that night we spent together in the caribbean onboard the luxury cruise liner.....and we discussed our future over a candlelight dinner......well......one thing led to another... and . . .

Originally posted by Nivvy
Oh we're all a huge bunch of Wangers at time

(-the g +a k for good measure if you should so identify this intension)
^^;

Niv! Long time no see! How's the Firebird?!!!

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
I don't know how it happened, but suddenly I'm six months pregnant.

don't get an abortion cause people at the "Abortion" thread are sensitive to things like that

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
No, I'm a guy, that's why this is so surprising to me.

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
and . . .

and.........now im pregnant too...

Originally posted by Mist
and.........now im pregnant too...

This is amazing! I must have been drunk or unconcious.

you said you loved me though cry




this is getting a little weird......

I'm sure he says that to everyone he does Mist.

cry what about our future? and our babies?cry

Originally posted by Mist
cry what about our future? and our babies?cry

a little man on man love

TH, ur breaking his heart!!!

I wonder if I could reproduce asexually.

Move to Virginia where that stuff is legal.

i want full child support thenschmoll

I was young, I needed the money.

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Niv! Long time no see! How's the Firebird?!!!

Indeed!
I fell off the edge of the planet when i surfed over the Horizon there yonder!!!

Yet i managed to return!
Due to my Undying Love for Spaceballs.

The Firebird has just been returned from the Panel Beater
New paint job & all.
Extreme pity that the Firebird Logo has been removed.

Now we need to wait for the Ozzys to Export one
So we can Import it >.<!

Honestly, we all know i Fathered TH's child >.>..

Hehheh! LOL!

Originally posted by Nivvy

Honestly, we all know i Fathered TH's child >.>..

Now that would be some love makin' I wish I could remember!

mama drama?

Niv, really is the father??
So, what r u going to name ur child?

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
I was young, I needed the money.

i think we need to agree it was a mistake and shouldnt have happenedcry

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Now that would be some love makin' I wish I could remember!

Me too.
honestly, i blinked..
And it was over...

>.>..

Come on now Mist...
It shouldn't of happened.
At least not without me too
>xo !

DO you know if its a boy or girl.................... or alien?

Originally posted by ApolloX
DO you know if its a boy or girl.................... or alien?

I think I'm just constipated. It might just be a big turd.

i think i might be the father to the fetuses

Originally posted by ApolloX
DO you know if its a boy or girl.................... or alien?
It's not a question of what it is...
Just think..

Don't try to bend the spoon..

Originally posted by Nivvy

Come on now Mist...
It shouldn't of happened.
At least not without me too

WHAT?!?!?!?!?!! u GOT US TO BELIEVE U WERE PREGNANT?!?!?!?!!

Hey you guys! It was just a turd! I'm not really pregnant!

damn.....i could have been a father.....

i wonder if mine is a turd also!

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
I think I'm just constipated. It might just be a big turd.

I think so..
What's that aweful smell >_o!?

*Holds nose*

@Mist

no mist.....thats a kidney stone

I smell it too!! Uhh! *pinches nose really hard, OW*

In the meantime
While the plot thickens

........

Domo-Kuns eat the heads of newborn baby sporks
Everytime somebody mentions the phrase


- Everytime you masterbate
A baby kitten dies

Everytime you masterbate a baby kitten dies

Originally posted by punkkaveman
no mist.....thats a kidney stone

I'll take mine to go thanks.

i see a head

Originally posted by Mist
i wonder if mine is a turd also!

We could have play dates!

Originally posted by Nivvy
I'll take mine to go thanks.
In the meantime
As the plot thickens

And Domo reigns terror over the world
Have a look at some big knockers i drew...

Originally posted by punkkaveman
damn.....i could have been a father.....

You may make weekend visits to the little stinker if you'd like?

Originally posted by Mist
i see a head
I smell it..

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
You may make weekend visits to the little stinker if you'd like?

::happy tears:: I WOULD LOVE 2!

Originally posted by punkkaveman
::happy tears:: I WOULD LOVE 2! It's amazing how one turd can bring us all together.

child services declares i have custody every second week schmoll

Originally posted by Mist
child services declares i have custody every second week schmoll

I dont care.....just as long as i get a share of the feast.

Originally posted by Mist
child services declares i have custody every second week schmoll

I say we all live in a hippy commune and we can raise the turd and the kidney stone together as a big happy smelly family!

yaay!dance

Originally posted by punkkaveman
I dont care.....just as long as i get a share of the feast.

Well then, you'd have to separate the nuts from the corn.

lol

lol

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
I don't know how it happened, but suddenly I'm six months pregnant.
How in F***ing hell are u pregnant if u'r a guy?

maybe you had sex with a girl and instead of her getting pregnant, you did
one of god's cruel jokes.

Originally posted by keiji
maybe you had sex with a girl and instead of her getting pregnant, you did
one of god's cruel jokes.
Dude I'm a girl.

Originally posted by WillKempsgirl
Dude I'm a girl.
no i meant TTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by WillKempsgirl
Dude I'm a girl.
so am i!!!!!!!!!!

TTH, have you been watching that weird movie with Arnold Swch...... getting pregnant? eer

Originally posted by dark1365
TTH, have you been watching that weird movie with Arnold Swch...... getting pregnant? eer
that was a funny movie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I forget what it was called.

junior

That was a crazy movie.....

Great, Now i dont get all the attention.