It was a turd all along!

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The Tired Hiker
Well, I'm happy to say that I was mistakenly pregnant, it was just a turd all along. smile

I must say though, I am a bit sad. I was looking forward to parenting this child sooooo . . . to feel as though it was all worth something . . .

I have named the turd, Donald and he's a healthy lump of brown joy! smile

Demarthl
>.>

ApolloX
Is he cute?

fantasygirl
Ewww! U name ur turd, Donald! U should name it, Stinky!!

shaber
How about Mr Hanky? (I know it's not original...)

GuitarBunny
Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Well, I'm happy to say that I was mistakenly pregnant, it was just a turd all along. smile

I must say though, I am a bit sad. I was looking forward to parenting this child sooooo . . . to fell as though it was all worth something . . .

I have named the turd, Donald and he's a healthy lump of brown joy! smile

confused if u mistake a turd for a child
you should think about going to a hospital cause you have like a month to live confused

Mist
eek! he has your eyes!

fantasygirl
Turds, have eyes?? I didn't know that!

punkkaveman
how does he taste?

Piggle Humsy
Originally posted by Mist
eek! he has your eyes!

hysterical

The Tired Hiker
Originally posted by ApolloX
Is he cute?
See for yourself! Donald.gif ====> shit

Piggle Humsy
Originally posted by fantasygirl
Turds, have eyes?? I didn't know that!

I think that's sweetcorn!

Ladyluck
lol

shaber
How big can the chunks of corn be?

fantasygirl
So u guys like turd with bugs flying around it? I didn't know that either!

punkkaveman
Originally posted by shaber
How big can the chunks of corn be?

are they edible?

ApolloX
Dont tell me you flushed him!!!

GuitarBunny
Originally posted by punkkaveman
are they edible?

do u really wanna know?

punkkaveman
Originally posted by GuitarBunny
do u really wanna know?

roll eyes (sarcastic) big grin

The Tired Hiker
Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
I think that's sweetcorn! laughing

GuitarBunny
Originally posted by punkkaveman
roll eyes (sarcastic) big grin

confused I worry over you roll eyes (sarcastic)

hotsauce6548
Have you fed him yet?

I know they can get hungry real fast... zorro

The Tired Hiker
Originally posted by hotsauce6548
Have you fed him yet?

I know they can get hungry real fast... zorro

I fed him corn and nuts. cool

Mist
time for the breast feeding!

punkkaveman
Originally posted by GuitarBunny
confused I worry over you roll eyes (sarcastic)

lol stick out tongue

GuitarBunny
big grin

Piggle Humsy
Originally posted by Mist
time for the breast feeding!

Ooh you feed your turd's breasts! Weirdo! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v254/PiggleHumsy/smilies/common067.gif

Mist
laughing out loud be back in a sec..

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