naughty secrets...

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-Funky Punk-
well i don't know if any one has made this kind of thred before.. but anyone got any naughty secrets the want to share??? sadly i dont have any.....yet

Demarthl
Im naked! eek!

lil bitchiness
Well...if I tell you, it wont be a secret anymore stick out tongue

I have tons though droolio

-Funky Punk-
lolOriginally posted by Demarthl
Im naked! eek! nice to know!!!


Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Well...if I tell you, it wont be a secret anymore stick out tongue

I have tons though droolio i was woundering how long it would take sum one to say that

lil bitchiness
Originally posted by -Funky Punk-
i was woundering how long it would take sum one to say that

And your question has been answered!

Demarthl
Milla! get nekki with me and dance the hula dance!

-Funky Punk-
lol i figured that

Mist
im wearing clothes, although my title may suggest otherwiseshifty

-Funky Punk-
Originally posted by Demarthl
Milla! get nekki with me and dance the hula dance!

milla?????????????

lil bitchiness
Originally posted by Demarthl
Milla! get nekki with me and dance the hula dance!

OMG that sounds fun!

*gets nakki dances hula dance with Demarthl*

lil bitchiness
Originally posted by -Funky Punk-
milla?????????????

It is my name.

-Funky Punk-
Originally posted by Demarthl
Milla! get nekki with me and dance the hula dance!


can i join?

Demarthl
oh i dont know funky, better ask Milla, she likes to be on top wink

lil bitchiness
Originally posted by Demarthl
oh i dont know funky, better ask Milla, she likes to be on top wink

Im always on top cool Unless im tired or can't be bothered. yes

-Funky Punk-
Originally posted by Demarthl
oh i dont know funky, better ask Milla, she likes to be on top wink

ok.. milla can i join... lol

lil bitchiness
Originally posted by -Funky Punk-
ok.. milla can i join... lol

Sure, go nuts yes

Demarthl
Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Im always on top cool Unless im tired or can't be bothered. yes
that sounds so appealing, i may have to stalk you... again

lil bitchiness
Originally posted by Demarthl
that sounds so appealing, i may have to stalk you... again

Yes! I demand to be stalked by you!

Demarthl
droolio state your address phone number, lingerie and sexual habits please wink

lil bitchiness
droolio its a deal!

Mist
*sits with video camera* dont mind me..whistling

Demarthl
as long as we get 50% profit for each copy sold

silver_tears
I think bras are extremely pointless and uncomfortable stick out tongue naughty enough?

Lana
I have plenty. Too bad I'm not sharing stick out tongue

La Vierge
Loser.

Lana
Sorry, but I prefer to keep secrets secret.

HimoKun
Originally posted by silver_tears
I think bras are extremely pointless and uncomfortable stick out tongue naughty enough?

So you don't wear one?


I slept with random people on the street for about 4 months.

Ronny
Originally posted by -Funky Punk-
well i don't know if any one has made this kind of thred before.. but anyone got any naughty secrets the want to share??? sadly i dont have any.....yet Many.. well they arnt really secrets stick out tongue but heres one..





I get off by looking at two guys going at it eek!

Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by silver_tears
I think bras are extremely pointless and uncomfortable stick out tongue naughty enough?

agreeing ...very uncomfortable!!!!

Originally posted by Ronny
Many.. well they arnt really secrets stick out tongue but heres one..





I get off by looking at two guys going at it eek!

a girl after my own heart embarrasment love


also... must mention Ms Angelina Jolie

droolio

Lana
Oh yeah...Angelina Jolie is HOT....droolio

Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by Lana
Oh yeah...Angelina Jolie is HOT....droolio

drool worthy droolio

Lana
Most definitely droolio

Uneeklyconfused
droolio .........ghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.........

Lana
Heeheehee....

I honestly can't think of any naughty secrets I have that I can post without getting banned.....

dark1365
Yes hence the slightly misjudged term "naughty".

Uneeklyconfused
LOL....


why do you think i mention ms Jolie...

throws every one off focus ... happy


use the '*' system ..for every vowel big grin see how it turns out

Lana
laughing

Well this isn't quite naughty...but I own 12 thongs. Haha.

dark1365
British simply love pun-related jokes for some reason.

Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by dark1365
British simply love pun-related jokes for some reason.

do we? confused

Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by Lana
laughing

Well this isn't quite naughty...but I own 12 thongs. Haha.


just 12eek!


iv been 'comando' for atleast 3months now......shifty

Lana
Yeah, all 12 which have been purchased inside the last 3 months stick out tongue

I don't like going commando, it's uncomfortable.

dark1365
What's going commando?

I need to get caught up with the entire world. embarrasment

Lana
Going commando = wearing no underwear stick out tongue

Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by Lana
Yeah, all 12 which have been purchased inside the last 3 months stick out tongue

I don't like going commando, it's uncomfortable.

how?

i love the freedom...

i can do lundges ...without the chaffing

*begins to do lunges*

see ...the ease

dark1365
Ah, now it makes sense. Just like when I found out what Viagra was.

(off-key)"I did m-y-y-y-y-y wa-a-a-a-y..."

God those commercials made me cover my ears.

Uneeklyconfused
Originally posted by dark1365
Ah, now it makes sense. Just like when I found out what Viagra was.

(off-key)"I did m-y-y-y-y-y wa-a-a-a-y..."

God those commercials made me cover my ears.

What the f**k? some times i worry about you

then i dont and all is well in the world big grin

dark1365
All is well, all is well.

Lana
Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
how?

i love the freedom...

i can do lundges ...without the chaffing

*begins to do lunges*

see ...the ease

I mostly wear jeans yes

Uneeklyconfused
jeans.. i have mostly jeans, but they are heavy ,.. not lunging material


i dont like wearing jeans in hot weather

Pandemoniac
The likes of you would seem out of place dressed in mear jeans even in the winter... If it was up to me, silk and velvet all around you!

lil bitchiness
Oh ok...so this one time..

Lana
Does the next part of your sentence start with "at band camp?"

stick out tongue

dark1365
...please continue...

lil bitchiness
Originally posted by Lana
Does the next part of your sentence start with "at band camp?"

stick out tongue

No, but it could stick out tongue

dark1365
My friend goes to band camp every year, where they hid the girl's clothes. Naw just kiddin'...they wouldn't do such a thing. But they did have a food fight, just like in the movies.

Lana
Originally posted by lil bitchiness
No, but it could stick out tongue

Sexeh flirt1

Demarthl
ninja no flutes

Mistah DEVIL
I'm a nympho

HimoKun
Originally posted by dark1365
My friend goes to band camp every year, where they hid the girl's clothes. Naw just kiddin'...they wouldn't do such a thing. But they did have a food fight, just like in the movies.

We hada gigantic fued at one of the summer camps I went to. The girls were split between each other and they would constantly pull pranks on the other side. One side actually did hide the others clothes until the other side found out and the side that stole the clothes threw them in the lake. It was the greatest. One side had no clothes for a week. laughing

But then the side without clothes threw all the other side's sheets and pillows into the sewer.

fantasygirl
Naughty Secret: I blackmail people. j/k big grin

rubber dickie
i don't have any secrets... but i'm very naughty... pinkcuffs

-Funky Punk-
i bet you are!

rubber dickie
then you shall win that bet!

-Funky Punk-
yay



Originally posted by rubber dickie
i don't have any secrets... but i'm very naughty... pinkcuffs
thats about the same with me

Mistah DEVIL
I want to be tied up blind folded and seduced

-Funky Punk-
ooo now thats naughty!!

fantasygirl
rubber dickie is a girl, right?

rubber dickie
i wanna do it with the spice girls... except for sporty. she looks too manly.

-Funky Punk-
Originally posted by fantasygirl
rubber dickie is a girl, right? Originally posted by rubber dickie
i wanna do it with the spice girls... except for sporty. she looks too manly.

i guess that awncers ur queston!.. i knew that any way

fantasygirl
So rubber dickie is a guy??

rubber dickie
anybody else see two x's on my sig.?

-Funky Punk-
i would hope!

rubber dickie
Originally posted by fantasygirl
So rubber dickie is a guy??

yes i am....

-Funky Punk-
lol

fantasygirl
Originally posted by rubber dickie
yes i am.... Ohh.. then how come u had a picture of a woman if ur a guy?
Originally posted by rubber dickie
i don't have any secrets... but i'm very naughty... pinkcuffs See that picture? That's y I was confused.

Mistah DEVIL
Originally posted by -Funky Punk-
ooo now thats naughty!!
I know bc I AM naughty

-Funky Punk-
Originally posted by Mistah DEVIL
I know bc I AM naughty
what a coincidence so am i lol

rubber dickie
Originally posted by fantasygirl
Ohh.. then how come u had a picture of a woman if ur a guy?
See that picture? That's y I was confused.

that's how naughty i am. droolio

fantasygirl
Oh kay? I thought maybe u couldn't find one of a male.

-Funky Punk-
where do u guys all live.. i live in wisconsin in the u.s.a!

fantasygirl
I live in USA. U have to guess what state!

Mistah DEVIL
Originally posted by -Funky Punk-
what a coincidence so am i lol
lol nice to meet some1 like me

-Funky Punk-
alabama alaska arazona arkansas california colorado conneticet delaweare florida georgia hawii idaho ?

fantasygirl
Originally posted by -Funky Punk-
alabama alaska arazona arkansas california colorado conneticet delaweare florida georgia hawii idaho ? AZ

-Funky Punk-
Originally posted by Mistah DEVIL
lol nice to meet some1 like me

lol ur funny
!!!!!

what state do u live in?

-Funky Punk-
Originally posted by fantasygirl
AZ


i am sooo good!

fantasygirl
Originally posted by -Funky Punk-
i am sooo good! THat's because u guess have of it all at once!! But u can't guess what city I live in!!! stick out tongue

-Funky Punk-
no i cant i am not that good!

a1hsauce
phoenix?

fantasygirl
Originally posted by a1hsauce
phoenix? Aw man!!! Pooh!! U guessed right!! But ya all can't guess what street I live on!!!!!!! HAHAHA!

a1hsauce
Wilmington Drive

fantasygirl
Originally posted by a1hsauce
Wilmington Drive nope. I live on _______ Ave!

a1hsauce
darn... ________ was my next guess

fantasygirl
LOL!!! Next hint: V______ Ave.

-Funky Punk-
vermont av!

a1hsauce
Victory AVe

fantasygirl
Originally posted by -Funky Punk-
vermont av! How did u know? R u guys looking in maps!!!?

-Funky Punk-
no just guessed

-Funky Punk-
well gotta go ppl bye!

Mistah DEVIL
Originally posted by -Funky Punk-
lol ur funny
!!!!!

what state do u live in?
Texas
Originally posted by -Funky Punk-
well gotta go ppl bye!
bye again

Storm
Naughty secrets will remain my naughty secrets.

a1hsauce
umm... my naughty secret is... i have a thing for my friends mom embarrasment

Mistah DEVIL
Originally posted by Storm
Naughty secrets will remain my naughty secrets.
why wont you share?

-Funky Punk-
Originally posted by a1hsauce
umm... my naughty secret is... i have a thing for my friends mom embarrasment

ewww a1!!!

Mistah DEVIL
Originally posted by a1hsauce
umm... my naughty secret is... i have a thing for my friends mom embarrasment
my friend's friend's mom is/was(i haven't seen her in a while) HOTT!!! They looked like sisters.

-Funky Punk-
i guess i will leave u and ur MOMS alone!

Mistah DEVIL
Originally posted by -Funky Punk-
i guess i will leave u and ur MOMS alone!
lol It was when I was younger

-Funky Punk-
lmao

Kagome2005
my friends mom looks like an Anglina Jolie clone (no joke). I would seriously crossover for her. That's my secret

-Funky Punk-
oo thats a good one!

Mistah DEVIL
Originally posted by -Funky Punk-
lmao
uh i did but you left. what gives?
Originally posted by Kagome2005
my friends mom looks like an Anglina Jolie clone (no joke). I would seriously crossover for her. That's my secret
yea Angie is hot. Dont tell A1 I was talking about her.

magic_hate_ball
my naughty secrets would get me bannedbig grin

silvertsume
Originally posted by magic_hate_ball
my naughty secrets would get me bannedbig grin ^^

Bun Bun
ooo i have one but i allready have somewon trying to figure it out so ill wait till he does

Killer_Dennis
Originally posted by Mist
*sits with video camera* dont mind me..whistling *takes out mine* Dont mind us..we're just normal ppl whistle

HimoKun
Originally posted by Kagome2005
my friends mom looks like an Anglina Jolie clone (no joke). I would seriously crossover for her. That's my secret

I'd be happy to be where you are. Where do you live and where does your friend live?

Bun Bun
oooo video cmara yeah i wanna play

magic_hate_ball
*gets out the lighting and pays off the union to not picket and gets his own camera*

Killer_Dennis
Originally posted by Bun Bun
oooo video cmara yeah i wanna play Naughty aprentice..this is XXX rated..not for you laughing out loud sp_ike

Bun Bun
awww i wanna play tho. im old enough pls master ill be good

Killer_Dennis
Originally posted by Bun Bun
awww i wanna play tho. im old enough pls master ill be good ok..*gives her a video camera* Now..tape every XXX rated scene you get laughing out loud

PrinceofBlades
Originally posted by Killer_Dennis
ok..*gives her a video camera* Now..tape every XXX rated scene you get laughing out loud

and if you don't, your master is sure to "punish" you shifty naughty

Killer_Dennis
Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
and if you don't, your master is sure to "punish" you shifty naughty laughing out loud

Bun Bun
u gotta be in them wink

Killer_Dennis
Originally posted by Bun Bun
u gotta be in them wink WHAT??!!! shock

Bun Bun
U gotta be in the vid master............ wink show me ur skills remember ur susposed to "train me" eek!

PrinceofBlades
Originally posted by Bun Bun
U gotta be in the vid master............ wink show me ur skills remember ur susposed to "train me" eek!

looks like she's one step ahead of you...

magic_hate_ball
if he doesnt wanna be...ill be happy to take his place wink

PrinceofBlades
Originally posted by magic_hate_ball
if he doesnt wanna be...ill be happy to take his place wink

Bun Bun
either way's fine for me. lets get to filming big grin

PrinceofBlades
I'm getting out before this get's messy.

Bun Bun
very messy eek!

PrinceofBlades
Originally posted by Bun Bun
very messy eek!

Hey, don't tempt me. If it wasn't for being considerate for my girl friends feeling, i'd show you the meaning of "riding"...

silvertsume
Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
Hey, don't tempt me. If it wasn't for being considerate for my girl friends feeling, i'd show you the meaning of "riding"... ... wow.... u guyz are so eager. ^^

Bun Bun
haha sure

PrinceofBlades
Originally posted by silvertsume
... wow.... u guyz are so eager. ^^

No I can get some anytime, but I'm chosing to save it for that someone speacial...

Killer_Dennis
Originally posted by Bun Bun
U gotta be in the vid master............ wink show me ur skills remember ur susposed to "train me" eek! sad Crap..

PrinceofBlades
Originally posted by Killer_Dennis
sad Crap..

don't tell me your gay...

silvertsume
eagerness is good though... =D...... juan is eager ^^

Killer_Dennis
Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
don't tell me your gay... I'm not laughing out loud

Bun Bun
good cuz this will be fun

-Funky Punk-
u guys r really funny!

silvertsume
<< still thinking about eager people

magic_hate_ball
<<<<<<<< VERY eager! eek!

2Tidus!
I didn't brush my teeth this morning!

silvertsume
Originally posted by 2Tidus!
I didn't brush my teeth this morning! eww....brush them now then yes

Fellatio
I know someone here on very 'personal' level...

silvertsume
g2g, laterz!

Killer_Dennis
Originally posted by Bun Bun
good cuz this will be fun *mumbles* Why do I gotta do this..*scene turns XXX rated* stick out tongue laughing out loud

Bun Bun
YAY!!!!!!!! oooo nice packege eek!

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