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Here is where you post pathetic and funny pick up lines!

Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

Do you want to see something swell?

Do you work for UPS / ParcelForce? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

Have I seen you before? Oh, yeah, I remember - it was in the dictionary under the word FANBLEEDINGTASTIC!

Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?

Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap hotel room across the street.

Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.

I have 4 words for you "Hol I Day Inn".

'Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by agian?'

Damn Girl, you've got more curves than a race track.

lol my ex said "Are you an astronut....cuz ur buns are outta this world"
(I slaped him )

Wanna ****?

I lost my phone number, can I have yours?

Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.

hysterical

Is your dad a theif? If not, who stole the stars and stuck them in your eyes?

If I said "Is your dad a theif", she'd slap me.

Originally posted by dark1365
If I said "Is your dad a theif", she'd slap me.

I said that to a girl one time.. and she broke down crying cuase her dad really was a thief and got sent to jail for 10 years.















jk.

Originally posted by KidRock
I said that to a girl one time.. and she broke down crying cuase her dad really was a thief and got sent to jail for 10 years.















jk. lol that would suck

That would be extremely awkward.

atleast you'll be remembered

true

Not in the way we would like to though, eh?

Originally posted by ESP07
Wanna ****?

hysterical

When in doubt, be straight forward...

lol

Originally posted by dark1365
Not in the way we would like to though, eh?

Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
hysterical

When in doubt, be straight forward...
It's either a "No!", kick in the groin/slap/both. Or a night of passion. I'd rather not take the chance, I value my manlihood highly.

Your eyes r so blue,I could swim in them.(I got this from under the tuscan sun so i dunno where they got it)

that would make me smile

escuse me , you dropped something..........My Jaw

Yoda:
"Do me or do me not - there is no try."

Your the Best a man can get.

I don't know much about the female anatomy,but i would love to suck your di#$