Funny Pickup Lines time!

Here is where you post pathetic and funny pick up lines!

Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

Do you want to see something swell?

Do you work for UPS / ParcelForce? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

Have I seen you before? Oh, yeah, I remember - it was in the dictionary under the word FANBLEEDINGTASTIC!

Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?

Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap hotel room across the street.

Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.

I have 4 words for you "Hol I Day Inn".

'Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by agian?'

Damn Girl, you've got more curves than a race track.

lol my ex said "Are you an astronut....cuz ur buns are outta this world"
(I slaped him 😄 )

Wanna ****?

I lost my phone number, can I have yours?

Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.

hysterical

Is your dad a theif? If not, who stole the stars and stuck them in your eyes?

If I said "Is your dad a theif", she'd slap me.

Originally posted by dark1365
If I said "Is your dad a theif", she'd slap me.

I said that to a girl one time.. and she broke down crying cuase her dad really was a thief and got sent to jail for 10 years.

jk.

Originally posted by KidRock
I said that to a girl one time.. and she broke down crying cuase her dad really was a thief and got sent to jail for 10 years.

jk.

That would be extremely awkward.

atleast you'll be remembered 😄

true

Not in the way we would like to though, eh?

Originally posted by ESP07
Wanna ****?

😂 hysterical

When in doubt, be straight forward...

lol

Originally posted by dark1365
Not in the way we would like to though, eh?

🙄

Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
😂 hysterical

When in doubt, be straight forward...

Your eyes r so blue,I could swim in them.(I got this from under the tuscan sun so i dunno where they got it)