The ultimate question of Life, the Universe, and Everything
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Darth Revan
The Ultimate Question is....
What ARE bassists made of, anyways? (ingenious idea stolen from a certain Simple Plan fan on the site whose name I've forgotten)
I say mostly meat, bone, tendons, cartilage, and some nerve tissue, but other than that, this:
http://sannyasin.catus.net/ratm/photos/tim/tim08.jpg
http://www.av1611.org/666/images/rage.jpg
That Timmy C is one hella sexy piece of man if I ever laid eyes on it! naughty
Darth Revan
I voted for "Darth sucks."
Darth Revan
The only thing that sucks more than me is you people disgust
Lana
Poor Nivek......
I voted that I didn't know you could make stuff scroll in polls droolio
Lana
It's Nivek, Korri. Of COURSE he's insane
So am I, for that matter.
Korri
I voted for option 1.
NOT!

hotsauce6548
Whoa, I didn't know you could make things scroll in polls.
Darth Revan
Originally posted by Korri
I voted for option 1.
NOT!
Aww...

Korri
I have no Symparthy for that man.

Darth Revan
I'm sorry
BASS, foo'!
http://www.nrc.nl/images/chuckd216.jpg
ESP07
When in doubt, go with the hot noodle porn.
Korri
Originally posted by Darth Revan
I'm sorry
BASS, foo'!
http://www.nrc.nl/images/chuckd216.jpg
Its kewl, MOFO...
i feel ya

Tela
Darth, buddy, breathe.

Uh, I think they're made out of toad legs, lizard tongues, bat's eyes, and well, that my stupid contribution.
Darth Revan
I've got it, the answer to the ultimate question of Life, the Universe, and Everything! BASS players are made of the miraculous material known as...
BASS! shock
ESP07
Is that a cardboard like substance?
Korri
Its like cosmic energy.
Darth Revan
No, BASS is the finest, strongest, most resilient and funk-tastically elastic substance known to man. Have you never heard the awesome power that is Flea, Tim Commerford, or Cliff Burton?
Darth Revan
Originally posted by Korri
Its like cosmic energy.
Hell yeah auntie Korri

Korri
Your Aunt Kor still has the moves.
ESP07
I wish I could find one with any kind of energy.
Darth Revan
Mmmhmm biatch dance
Darth Revan
Originally posted by ESP07
I wish I could find one with any kind of energy.
A what? A BASS, or a BASS player?
ESP07
Player. They usually turn out to be a fat, lazy dude with bad facial hair and BO
Korri
Originally posted by Darth Revan
Mmmhmm biatch dance
ooooh eyes
Darth Revan
Originally posted by ESP07
Player. They usually turn out to be a fat, lazy dude with bad facial hair and BO
Flea
Tim Commerford
Cliff Burton
A great BASS player is an awesome sight to behold.
D-Double
You forgot to put "sugar and spice and everything nice" as an option.

Korri
Originally posted by Darth Revan
Cliff Burton
Mummy touched
Darth Revan
I'd add it if it let you edit polls
But either way, BASS is the most totally funktastic, funkalicious, funkadelic, funktacular instrument ever

Darth Revan
Originally posted by Korri
Mummy touched
*hugs Korri* it's okay auntie, he's gone to metalhead heaven

Korri
i know Nephew, i know...
cry
lil bitchiness
cry DR why is there no ''HAYDEN IS A SEXEH HOE!''
dark1365
I voted hot noodle porn, but I thought the ultimate question to everything is "What is the meaning and purpose of all life?"
nutella-spatz
"Woah, I didn't know you could make stuff scroll in polls" all the way.

Darth Revan
Originally posted by lil bitchiness
cry DR why is there no ''HAYDEN IS A SEXEH HOE!''
You can edit it, oh great moderatess, as long as you don't remove my hot noodle porn

Korri
Thank God, nobody cares about the mustard.
lil bitchiness
Originally posted by Darth Revan
You can edit it, oh great moderatess, as long as you don't remove my hot noodle porn
I would never remove any of your genious thread poll options droolio
I can add more whip2flirt1
Korri
Add one that saus "Korricle owns because she is the Millanator" droolio
Bardock42
everyone knows its How many roads must a man walk down
Darth Revan
Wickawickawickawicka
Darth Revan
http://shop.tonez.co.uk/images/fashion-shoot/blingin-watch.jpg
Korri
Thats some really Blingin Acsessories you got there Niv, word! dj
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