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Why is the sky?

Blue



Can Tuesday be the fifth day next week?

it can be the ninth


why do birds

So they can!

Where is now?

now is now before it happens

How do you question questions?

by questioning


how do you write without a pen

You use a pencil

How do you do what you do when you do what you do best?

By doing what I do best when I do it....


Who knows what time it is in Bangladesh?

by doing it


how do you ride a bike with no wheels

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
by doing it


how do you ride a bike with no wheels

you walk

question above......

the people who live there


how do u jump off a building and survive

Land on your back


What sounds does a dying animal make?

kjglfdbglfgnflkgnf
^that

what country is not a country

Vatican City

Who knows the alphabet in east armenian?

this gril in my school thats armenian


why is jeremys penguin purple

why do they have brail on drive up atms?

for dogs

why is jeremys penguin purple (again)

can i ask a completely honest question that some people have thought stupid even if it is a completely logical question to ask and may be considered the ultimate question in the univese to all who have heard it?

because his ferret is blue

who keeps time in the north pole?

sure

why do jelly babies never wear any clothes.

****in bitchin ass-holes

has your mother ever threatened to was your mouth out with soap MJ?

what thats not an answer dogs? wtf are you on

MJ will last about 10 minutes! droolio All hail stupidity!

okay, what about when someone asks what's up? how the heck can you answer in a way thats not corny?

my sister once washed her mouth out with soap cause she ate some out of date food dye.

what colour would purple be if purple was blue and called yellow?

Green.

Why am I single?

if that was a stupid question then would a lot of us be stupid for asking the same thing?

Whosaid you were stupid......I'm confused.

its just the name of the thread- ask stupid questions and since your question wasnt stupid i thought id make a stupid question based on it.

never mind i confuse myself

ANSWER THE QUESTION.
Thank you.

uhhh... because nobody loves you and you are an unlovable person. ha ha spidey

I'm sorry, I'm in an evil mood. and it was my evil twin sister from another planet that wrote that, not me.

i believe that.

how can i stop?

by using your nads as break pads.

when is it feeding time around here?

yestermorrow

growing some now?

yeah... shhh....

Does this avatar make me look fat?

No your fat does!

Why is Henry a Yellow Face wipe?

Cuz I said so!

Who's your favorite speed-walker?

the fast one

how far do i have to run to get a sandwich around there?

till your lungs pop...

who's your daddy? pimp

frozen

wheres the beach hair?

In the beach comb...

Are you fond of mittens?

if they are cooked


overlooking an important factor?

Perhaps...

Is the tank cleaned, must be?

only on thursdays last year

fries with that cream?

Hell yeah, home skillet!

Is it "sock it to me" time yet?

Originally posted by silver_tears
because his ferret is blue

who keeps time in the north pole?

Santa's little elf bi tches!

What's an evite?

Woah, I totally must have brain farted on this one.

how tired can a hiker actually get?

a tiny baby ant leg.

nay? or say? with sauce?

like really tired or what?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
how tired can a hiker actually get?

As tired as a the ocean's swells.

Why does my sack itch?

cuz you nailed a crack whore last night.
why does my sac shrink when it is cold?

cuz you have mushroomdick.

Why is my left nut green?

coz you eat to much spinach

Why is my left nut there at all??

coz its sunny outside.

wheres my bingo?

in your left pocket

Whos my jimbag?

Mist
(You spelt Gym wrong...)
Why is Ken so damn Sexy?

Originally posted by Spideys Sister
(You spelt Gym wrong...)

No I didn't... I meant Jim.. Gym woulda made sense!

OooooooooooooooooooooooooKAY!

anyone here knows my name?

bubble disco top.

duct tape anyone?

Fifteen rolls .
Please,Say My real name and mean it?

honey snap.


twigs? with juice please?

No.
How many wood chucks could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

permanently disabled.

your house?

Bronx, NY.
Yours?