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Feeling kinky...go for shaved
Feeling au natural...go gor hairy
Its your call...

kinky....?

uh...yeah

Ha, you know this is the 4th time I've seen this exact thread...Dirty people....

nice
merge em kid!

like a broken record

Originally posted by GuitarBunny
kinky....?

That describes how the thread maker is feeling at the moment since this is the second thread about sex that he has made

someone needs to dial 1 800 NEED SUM

That's what I was thinking.

shudda uppa

Wow! Things you people talk about...crazy stuff...

shaverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
ed

Originally posted by The Biker Scout
shudda uppa

You're mature

FIGHT!

ok this coming from someone who's favorite movie is Priscilla Queen of the Desert

lets all just shut up now and have long hard sweaty sex...coz we all know you want it badly

so answer the question shaved or hairy?

trimmed in a heart-shape. yum yum

Originally posted by Mist
lets all just shut up now and have long hard sweaty sex...coz we all know you want it badly i agree landing strip

afro

shaven flirt1

wow....such perverted people.....it doesn't make a difference to me...

i like em both

Originally posted by AdventChild
wow....such perverted people.....it doesn't make a difference to me...
Same but since you asked clean shaven please.

Originally posted by Fellatio
shaven flirt1


Mmmm nice!

Interesting name you've got there...

Isnt it just

I take it you know what it means then?

Yes I know what it means...

(so where is it you live again? )

sorry love, I've just looked you up in the members pics... you arnt really my type.

thats alright flower I've got enough women to deal with at the moment thanks...

Originally posted by Fellatio
sorry love, I've just looked you up in the members pics... you arnt really my type. not your type...holy hell woman...get some glasses...

droolio he reaks of sexiness....


...and a few other things too

Originally posted by Baylin
thats alright flower I've got enough women to deal with at the moment thanks...


What your mother!

Originally posted by shellie
not your type...holy hell woman...get some glasses...

droolio he reaks of sexiness....


...and a few other things too

Just teasin him love, I know from his pics he has a daughter. So I can assume he also has a wife or something as well. Which is the main reason he's not my type! flirt1

Originally posted by Fellatio
What your mother! flirt1

Why you cheeky fookin mare! ranting



Originally posted by shellie
not your type...holy hell woman...get some glasses...

droolio he reaks of sexiness....


...and a few other things too

shellie...

Originally posted by Baylin
Why you cheeky fookin mare! ranting




Oh come on you love it!

Originally posted by Baylin



shellie...

what? you know its true.

depending on the day...i dont mind getting lost

Nice, but most girls prefer a guy who knows his way around!

i thought exploration was half the fun

there are some places a jungle just doesnt belong

Originally posted by shellie
there are some places a jungle just doesnt belong

Originally posted by shellie
there are some places a jungle just doesnt belong

Quite!

I'm all for conservation and I believe we should be proactive in protecting the rain forests and animals and stuff but there is some wild life that just should be set free of it's jungle... droolio

Amen I say to you!

Hey Saucy!

Hey Fellatio...what's up?

This thread makes me want to shave my ass and balls. Oh my god, did I just say that???

sup Mooseter...hows it hangin?

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
This thread makes me want to shave my ass and balls. Oh my god, did I just say that???

Yes and it's ok.

When I first read this thread, my initial thought, was,

OMFG, I want to shake Hikers ass and balls!

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
This thread makes me want to shave my ass and balls. Oh my god, did I just say that???

I find that to be quite a refreshing experience! flirt1

Originally posted by a1hsauce
sup Mooseter...hows it hangin?

A little to the left....even though I tuck it into my right side somewhat in a vain attempt to make it straighter.

use jockies...they help

Originally posted by a1hsauce
use jockies...they help

How on earth could alarmingly small men and women who ride horses help me?

Or rubberbands.

Originally posted by Da Moose
How on earth could alarmingly small men and women who ride horses help me?

Cuz they're small enough to fit in your pocket to hold everything in place

okay...needle and thread then my friend. needle and thread

Originally posted by a1hsauce
okay...needle and thread then my friend. needle and thread

Oi! Shit man! That's NOT an option!

well cant please everybody... i thought you were into that whole self mutilation scene?

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Or rubberbands.

Cool someone else who has a rubber band fetish, dont you find rubberbands are much nicer when you're clean shaved?

Originally posted by Fellatio
Cool someone else who has a rubber band fetish, dont you find rubberbands are much nicer when you're clean shaved?
ohhh ohhh....and when they come straight out of the bag!!!!!!

Originally posted by Fellatio
Cool someone else who has a rubber band fetish, dont you find rubberbands are much nicer when you're clean shaved?

Yeah, especially those thick blue ones.

Originally posted by a1hsauce
ohhh ohhh....and when they come straight out of the bag!!!!!!

No, thats just sick!

Originally posted by a1hsauce
well cant please everybody... i thought you were into that whole self mutilation scene?

I prefer self mutiliation but like, on others....

Originally posted by Fellatio
No, thats just sick!




Originally posted by Da Moose
I prefer self mutiliation but like, on others....
ohhh dduuuuhhhhhhh

Originally posted by Da Moose
I prefer self mutiliation but like, on others....

You like to self mutilate yourself on others?

Mmmmm flirt

i thought that was illegal in certain states

Originally posted by Fellatio
You like to self mutilate yourself on others?

Mmmmm flirt

Something like that. It's like I'm the grilled chicken and they are the bed of lettuce that I lay myself on.

<Is completely aware that the above statement makes no sense whatsoever.

No animal, bird or man should ever have to have their weener or vagina mutillated. That is just . . . serious issues, man. Seriously like soooooooo . .. .. hey, there's a sale at Gun World!

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
No animal, bird or man should ever have to have their weener or vagina mutillated. That is just . . . serious issues, man. Seriously like soooooooo . .. .. hey, there's a sale at Gun World!

*treads lightly around THAT post*

So....anyone seen my pants?

*spits out Moose' pants* oops sorry got a bit carried away there...

Originally posted by Fellatio
*spits out Moose' pants* oops sorry got a bit carried away there...

You can really suck good.

Originally posted by Da Moose
You can really suck good. How many times have you said that?

Originally posted by Fionnuala
How many times have you said that? Im willing to bet that wasnt the first

Originally posted by Da Moose
You can really suck good.

Thats what all the girls say!

Originally posted by Fionnuala
How many times have you said that?

today?

Originally posted by Da Moose
today? No...tomorrow..

btw..you spelt my name wrong

Originally posted by Fellatio
Thats what all the girls say!

Blow me!

Originally posted by Fionnuala
No...tomorrow..

btw..you spelt my name wrong

Nuh uh, I did not, lil miss smartass.

Originally posted by Da Moose
Blow me! shouldn't that be the other way around?

Originally posted by Da Moose
Blow me!

I will do later love...

Originally posted by Da Moose
Nuh uh, I did not, lil miss smartass. Two n's...one l

Originally posted by Fionnuala
shouldn't that be the other way around?

huh?

Originally posted by Da Moose
huh? Yeah...I don't know either...

Originally posted by Fionnuala
Yeah...I don't know either...

Kay, coz I don't want to blow her.

Originally posted by Da Moose
Kay, coz I don't want to blow her. He's a her?

Originally posted by Fionnuala
He's a her?

Fellatio? Yeah, that's a girl.

Originally posted by Da Moose
Fellatio? Yeah, that's a girl. Oh..I thought becuase of the name..and everything...okay..sorry..

as long as its well kept