Q: How do you keep a blonde busy all day?
A: Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner
There was a blonde that went to the hair stylist with headphones on.. and she asked the stylist to cut around the head phones, and the stylist did so.. Every time she came she asked the stylist the same thing - to cut around the headphones.. the stylist really wanted to know what she was listening to that made her wear it everytime she came to get her hair cut.. so the stylist took the headphones off, and the blonde fainted.. the stylist picked up the headphones and listened to it.. and it said: "Inhale.. Exhale.. Inhale.. Exhale.."
There were three blondes stuck on an island.. There was another island not so far away from them.. and they wanted to get there incase it was a populated area.. The first one swam and on the way she got exhausted and she drowned.. the second one did the same.. the third one went half way.. she was tired.. so she swam all the way back..
There were three blondes fiddling with a lamp.. until a genie came out.. the genie told them that he would grant each of them one wish.. the first one wished to be 100 times smarter.. so the genie turned her into a brunette.. the second one said, "I don't want to be too smart.. so i want to be 10 times smarter" so the genie turned her into a redhead.. the third one said, "Well.. I don't want to change my looks.. and a lot of guys like me.. so.. i want to be 100 times dumber" so the genie turned her into a guy..
One day this guy comes to work at a dildo shop. His boss leaves for the day and puts him in charge of the shop.
About an hour later a black haired lady comes in and asks "How much for your black dildos?"
The guy says "30 bucks"
"And how much for your white dildos?" asks the lady.
Again the man says "30 bucks for the black and 30 bucks for the white"
So she takes the black one and leaves.
A while later a brunette comes in to the store and asks "How much for your white dildos?"
The man responds "30 bucks"
She asks "And how much for your black dildos?"
"30 bucks for the white and 30 bucks for the black" replies the man.
So she takes the white one leaves.
About an hour later a blonde walks through the door and asks "How much are your dildos?"
The guys says "All our dildos are 30 bucks"
Then she looks up behind the man on a shelf and ask "How much for that plaid one?"
The man responds "Oh, that one is special. That will cost you $250"
The blonde agrees and takes it.
Later that day the boss come back and asks "So what did you sell today?"
The man says "I sold a black dildo, a white dildo , and your thermous flask for $250!"
OUCH!
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Courtney Born
This blonde called 911, screaming "Help me, Help me my house is on fire".
The dispatch said "Mam, please calm down. I need to get some information from you".
Again the blonde yelled "Help me, Help me my house is on fire".
The dispatch said "Mam calm down, How do we get to your house?".
The blonde replied "Duh... In the big red truck".
Q: why was the female blonde's belly button sore
A: because male blondes aren't too smart either
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a group of blondes come into a bar chanting 21, and they order some drinks, after an hour, the bar tender asks one of the blondes "why they are chanting 21?", the blonde replies, "a puzzle said 1-3 years, and we finished it in 21 days"