Yoda And His Idea That Everything Leads To The Darkside

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The Inkeeper
Why the hell does Yoda think everything leads to the darkside.

Fear, i doubt he has never been scared?


It really annoys me how he always has about five new things each film that lead to the darkside. Even going to save your friends in a cloud city, being in love, wanting to save sombody....all leads to the darkside.

Do you think thats why he speaks in weird sentence structures, because regular talk leads to the darkside? shock


Dont you think that Yoda knew the Jedi were fueling the darkside in Anakin by not making him master? By not answering his questions with anything other than riddles? By blatantly not trusting him?


So love leads to the darkside, but annoying and frustrating an evil young man doesn't messed?

Darth Plagueis
Questioning Yodas motives and starting a thread about it leads to the darkside.

The Inkeeper
laughing
But seriously, Yoda is full on dark-side.

He geifs other Jedi, saying they are too confident in themselves, yet hes nice to them in council, the two faces little green bugger.

Vainess leads to the darkside eek!

UberJediMaster9
Maybe Yoda was in league with palpatine the whole time and tried to get Anakin to the dark side by making everything lead too it. Palpatine would then give yoda Whill viagra and everyone wins.

Darth Plagueis
Explains why he runs from Sidious....can't face that darkside.

The Inkeeper
Yoda plays far too many games during the course of the saga is thats so.

With Anakin he ****s up his life to get him to turn.
With Luke he stresses him, shows off and pretends to be mentally retarded.

The skywalkers should have teamed up and took him out.

Ushgarak
Yes, he has been afriad.

It is letting your emotions guide and control you is the tirck. Jedi should the masters of their emotions.

Darth Plagueis
Living in swamps leads to loneliness,
loneliness leads to masturabation.........
MASTURBATION LEADS TO THE DARKSIDE!!!!!!!
wacko

astrofan428
He is like the mom from The Waterboy. Everything is the devil.

The Inkeeper
So why does he praise Ob1 so much, he only beat Maul and Anakin by totally using his anger.

EDIT - Ecellent point Astrofan, and the waterboy defies her and is loved universally.

Therefore, Anakin is the hero, Yoda is the zero.

mysterio69
Originally posted by The Inkeeper
So why does he praise Ob1 so much, he only beat Maul and Anakin by totally using his anger.

EDIT - Ecellent point Astrofan, and the waterboy defies her and is loved universally.

Therefore, Anakin is the hero, Yoda is the zero.

off topic, obi-wan beat anakin with smarts. and the idea that everyimg leads to the darkside sounds a little like some religions to me. not to offend anybody. but apparently jagging off , among other things, will ensure a speedy trip to hell. and if that's the case, well...
yoda's theories, and how they were flawed are a little stab at religions cleaning up their act and getting with the times. and, it seems i have begun to babble.

Lucas Sucks!
hanging on a wookies back leads to the darkside

DeVi| D0do
Yoda is 800 years old! He's just senile! He's like Grampa Simpson...

I'd love to hear one of Yoda's stories.

astrofan428
Yoda is a hypocrit, jedi are not to abuse their abilities, yet he goes around mind trickin people into giving up their meals.

SixOfTwelve
Originally posted by DeVi| D0do
Yoda is 800 years old! He's just senile! He's like Grampa Simpson...


laughing
I was just thinking the same thing...

- "Ahhh, the Dark Side!"
- "No, Yoda, that's just Jar-Jar."
- "Oh yeah. Anyway, a Jedi must ... ahhh, the Dark Side!"
- "That's a chair."
- "Right. Ahhh, the Dark Side!"
- "That's Jar-Jar again."

green dude
lol you have a good sence of humor The Inkeeper hopefully that dose not lead to the darkside and everyone who has posted something are funny laughing true but dosn't alot of movies say fallow your heart kinda stuff this is different and what is the message of SW every thing leads to the darkside or what yeash probiable talking about darkside leads to it and the mind trick commercial that was good big grin they have alot of SW commercials but back to the topic you have to have self control and don't let your emotions control you like Anikan for episode 2 attack of the clones he killed all those sand people cuz he was angry if you go around doing that you will have guilt of doing something wrong but being a Jedi means no distrations like in the war if you make friends or have some body special at home you will get attack and then when they die you get sad and spend time morning over them so thats why Anikan turned to the darkside he was scared of losing his wife and he tried to save her and he kinda killed her and why he didn't become Jedi Master was because he wasn't fighting at full potencial if he had more patience he would be the Master of Jedis so that pretty much answers it :P

and Yodas 900 hundred befor he dies

DCLXVI
Originally posted by green dude
lol you have a good sence of humor The Inkeeper hopefully that dose not lead to the darkside and everyone who has posted something are funny laughing true but dosn't alot of movies say fallow your heart kinda stuff this is different and what is the message of SW every thing leads to the darkside or what yeash probiable talking about darkside leads to it and the mind trick commercial that was good big grin they have alot of SW commercials but back to the topic you have to have self control and don't let your emotions control you like Anikan for episode 2 attack of the clones he killed all those sand people cuz he was angry if you go around doing that you will have guilt of doing something wrong but being a Jedi means no distrations like in the war if you make friends or have some body special at home you will get attack and then when they die you get sad and spend time morning over them so thats why Anikan turned to the darkside he was scared of losing his wife and he tried to save her and he kinda killed her and why he didn't become Jedi Master was because he wasn't fighting at full potencial if he had more patience he would be the Master of Jedis so that pretty much answers it :P

and Yodas 900 hundred befor he dies

Was that a poke at my good buddy?
*Escorts green dude away....*

J/k. stick out tongue

sairarouge
laughing laughing laughing ...this thread rocks!

Sarah

Rogue Jedi
Originally posted by The Inkeeper
Why the hell does Yoda think everything leads to the darkside.






Do
Dont you think that Yoda knew the Jedi were fueling the darkside in Anakin by not making him master? By not answering his questions with anything other than riddles? By blatantly not trusting him?


So love leads to the darkside, but annoying and frustrating an evil young man doesn't messed?
i think that anakin needed a good slapping around. all he cared about was becoming a master.

Darth Plagueis
You wait, while the Master baits.....

Rogue Jedi
a masterbaiter?

Darth Plagueis
Yes! yes, I feel the hate swelling within...um....nevermind....

DeVi| D0do
Originally posted by SixOfTwelve
I was just thinking the same thing...

- "Ahhh, the Dark Side!"
- "No, Yoda, that's just Jar-Jar."
- "Oh yeah. Anyway, a Jedi must ... ahhh, the Dark Side!"
- "That's a chair."
- "Right. Ahhh, the Dark Side!"
- "That's Jar-Jar again."

laughing

Bicnarok

Blu93GT
a Jedi isn't supposed to HAVE a pregnant wife.

green dude
Yoda didn't know he and Padme were together and were going to have babies soon and in the movie he said he must learn to let go every one has to let go of something one time or other an din the end he lost her stick out tongue

koolruningz
Yoda tells Anakin what he should do, Anakin does the opposite and ends up a sith in a life support suit. Sounds like he should have listened to me.

SixOfTwelve
Originally posted by koolruningz
Sounds like he should have listened to me.

Why, what did you tell him?

MistaMandalore
This thread, down a dark path leads.

But yeah...I agree. For all the wisdom Yoda had he could've been a bit more understanding that Anakin may not see things his way. "Have a problem, you do? Life that is, suck it up you must." Maybe if Yoda (and other certain jedi) were a little more considerate, Anakin wouldn't have gone to Palpatine for ego boosts and advice so much.

koolruningz
Originally posted by SixOfTwelve
Why, what did you tell him?

laughing Very good. You know what i meant. stick out tongue

Robin Darkside
Originally posted by koolruningz
laughing Very good. You know what i meant. stick out tongue

What did you tell Anakin?

j/k

I never question Yoda, ever

koolruningz
Ok i'll play along. I told Anakin the same thing as Yoda, fat lot of good it did though.

Fishy
Well pretty much everything does lead to the Dark Side..

Its just extreme with them, go evil one's and it will dominate you forever... Besides those things that Yoda warns against can be used against you... He is overreacting however but thats just the Jedi way

dgeniu
I guess Yoda`s a Dark Side alarm or smth... The guy`s 800, show some understading...

Yoda wishes to show everyone the path to become an absolute Jedi, one who is compleatly submurged in the Light Side, disregarding Evil and its ways. Yet, this is the ultimatly the doom of the Jedi, for nothing is pure white or pure black. One must learn to overcome his own darkness, thus becoming stronger, but one cannot live experiencing only half of his feelings. It is practically impossible; we are born with both hate and love, happiness and sadness and if we are wise, we learn to use each of these feelings in the appropiate context - it is called adaptability. I believe Lucas wants to teach us this thing through the flaws of the Jedi philosophy. This is the cause for the rise of the Sith...

Take what you consider useful of his teachings and ignore the rest. Nobody`s perfect, not even a cool swordsman with a unique dialect...

koolruningz
^ Very well said.

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