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I tried to do it several times, but I can't, which is a good thing because I heard you can choke to death from it.

it can happen when ur sleeping i hear

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
I tried to do it several times, but I can't, which is a good thing because I heard you can choke to death from it.

Gak....flughg.....essssppph....


~flatline~

yeah, it's a good job it's attached at one end. Have you ever tried talking without your tongue...
And given my current professional status I'd be outta work real quick if I swallowed me tongue!

Originally posted by Da Moose
Gak....flughg.....essssppph....


~flatline~

Nooooooooooooooooo! Why god, whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! crybaby

Scott, uh....are you okay?

ive swallowed my exs tongue...note too much tongue can be a bad thing

Originally posted by Fellatio
yeah, it's a good job it's attached at one end. Have you ever tried talking without your tongue...
And given my current professional status I'd be outta work real quick if I swallowed me tongue!

Originally posted by a1hsauce
it can happen when ur sleeping i hear

Nah tis more likely to happen if your unconscious which is entirley different from being asleep.
When your asleep your body has reflexes to protect against stuff like that happening but when your KO'd those reflexes are switched off too

Originally posted by Fellatio
Nah tis more likely to happen if your unconscious which is entirley different from being asleep.
When your asleep your body has reflexes to protect against stuff like that happening but when your KO'd those reflexes are switched off too
marry me!

Originally posted by a1hsauce
marry me!

but we've only just met...

i have a car and a job what more do you need to know?

I just witnessed love happen!

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
I just witnessed love happen!

hysterical OMFG....yes...they are a couple made in heaven.

Originally posted by a1hsauce
i have a car and a job what more do you need to know?

hysterical I think it's more a case of what you need to know love!

Originally posted by Da Moose
hysterical OMFG....yes...they are a couple made in heaven. You read my mind..*tries to swallow tongue* Maybe I should cut it out first.. Then swallow it!

i dont like mind games. go away lol

Love is in the air!

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Love is in the air!
Preston! Marry ME!

Originally posted by eggmayo
Preston! Marry ME! Now you be a good plank and get back in line nono

Originally posted by eggmayo
Preston! Marry ME!

But you are a man. Oh what the hell, I guess I'll go gay for a while. Okay!

Originally posted by Killer_Dennis
Now you be a good plank and get back in line nono
Shouldnt that be fence?

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
But you are a man. Oh what the hell, I guess I'll go gay for a while. Okay!

Originally posted by eggmayo
Shouldnt that be fence? do u even know wat plank means..

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
But you are a man. Oh what the hell, I guess I'll go gay for a while. Okay!
WooHoo!

What's up with all these men who want to marry me? Maybe I should go gay, I'd probably have a better chance at getting some.

Originally posted by eggmayo
WooHoo! Gay men in the house! Put on ur XXX rated vision goggles!

would u like some hot sauce with that mayo?

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
What's up with all these men who want to marry me? Maybe I should go gay, I'd probably have a better chance at getting some.

damn...must be something in the water

What's a plank???

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
What's a plank??? a plank, my friend, is an idiot

Originally posted by Killer_Dennis
do u even know wat plank means..
A plank, in the geniune english sense, is a piece of wood, commonly used in fences.

Originally posted by a1hsauce
would u like some hot sauce with that mayo?

A plank is also the think that pirates make you walk off of after you try to steal their booty.

Originally posted by eggmayo
A plank, in the geniune english sense, is a piece of wood, commonly used in fences. a plank, in hells kitchen, is an idiot

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
A plank is also the think that pirates make you walk off of after you try to steal their booty. Arrrr! Where's the booty mateys!

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
A plank is also the think that pirates make you walk off of after you try to steal their booty.
Piece of wood... yeah..

Originally posted by Killer_Dennis
a plank, in hells kitchen, is an idiot

Have you been there? Do you live there? What's it like? Is it like that Oz show on HBO where everyone has butt sex with eachother?

eww...butt on butt action

Originally posted by eggmayo
Piece of wood... yeah..

Some pirates had fiber glass you know. Just joshing.

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Have you been there? Do you live there? What's it like? Is it like that Oz show on HBO where everyone has butt sex with eachother? Hells Kitchen is a T.V show that started last night..The guy tastes ppl's food, THEN CALLS IT SHIT!


One of them, he said looked like a dehydrated, oversized, camels terd

Originally posted by Killer_Dennis
Hells Kitchen is a T.V show that started last night..The guy tastes ppl's food, THEN CALLS IT SHIT!


One of them, he said looked like a dehydrated, oversized, camels terd
Yeah... we had it in England a while back.. the guys called Gordon Ramsay, apparently a celibrity over here, I couldnt be bothered to watch it

nah cant say i have

Originally posted by Killer_Dennis
Hells Kitchen is a T.V show that started last night..The guy tastes ppl's food, THEN CALLS IT SHIT!


One of them, he said looked like a dehydrated, oversized, camels terd

That is now my favorite tv show. I have not ever seen it, though.

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
What's up with all these men who want to marry me? Maybe I should go gay, I'd probably have a better chance at getting some.

I don't want to marry you, I just wanna **** you.

Originally posted by Da Moose
I don't want to marry you, I just wanna **** you.
Hell, can we have a threesome?

Originally posted by eggmayo
Hell, can we have a threesome?

Or maybe all three of us can be queer together.

Or is that what threesome means?

I'm so bloody innocent.

I invited Korri but Preston's her daddeh.

icecream

Originally posted by eggmayo
I invited Korri but Preston's her daddeh.

It's okay, she's adopted!