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I was just curious as to whether or not sexually transmitted crabs have pinchers like crustacean crabs. Anyone know???

well I know they dont taste the same!

do they serve those at Red Lobster

I'm about to barf. But what I really want to know is if a sexually transmitted crab got in a fight with a sea crab, who'd win???

Sea crabs don't have pubes, so sea crabs

STd crabs run in packs though

20 bucks on the sea crab

I'd think the sex crabs are smaller, so they could climb into the orifices of the sea crabs and cut them up with chainsaws or something.

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
I'd think the sex crabs are smaller, so they could climb into the orifices of the sea crabs and cut them up with chainsaws or something.

Yeah and they have a jedi order so they could chop the darkside sea crabs up with lightsabres!

Maybe the sex crabs actually do have pincers, that would be why they hurt or whatever they actually do

i have a friend with a serious case of the krabs. she got it at subway.

I don't know, but there was an arcade game in Norfolk which chanted, "we are the game of bad crabs" and the plastic crabs would dash onto a table and it was necessary to hit them.

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
I was just curious as to whether or not sexually transmitted crabs have pinchers like crustacean crabs. Anyone know???

Hmm well red lobster puts ice on their crabs to keep them fresh. With that random comment said, who knows.

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
i have a friend with a serious case of the krabs. she got it at subway.
how did she get crabs at subway?

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
I was just curious as to whether or not sexually transmitted crabs have pinchers like crustacean crabs. Anyone know???

yes, coochie crabs have pincers.