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And I care soo much, I wrote a song about it.

Wha?

Just play along dark1365...

*plays the banjo*

Jimmy cracked the corn and I don't care. Jimmy cracked the corn and I dont care, the master is gone away.

When I was young I used to wait
On master and hand him his plate
Pass him the bottle when he got dry
And brush away the blue-tail fly

Chorus

Jimmy crack corn, and I don't care
Jimmy crack corn, and I don't care
Jimmy crack corn, and I don't care
My master's gone away
= = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = =

When he would ride in the afternoon
I'd follow him with my hickory broom
The pony being rather shy
When bitten by the blue-tail fly

Chorus

One day he rode around the farm
Flies so numerous that they did swarm
One chanced to bite him on the thigh
The devil take the blue-tail fly

Chorus

Well the pony jumped, he start, he pitch
He threw my master in the ditch
He died and the jury wondered why
The verdict was the blue-tail fly

Chorus

Now he lies beneath the 'simmon tree
His epitaph is there to see
"Beneath this stone I'm forced to lie
The victim of the blue-tail fly"

Ken, just out of curiousity, how long did it take you to write that?

o.o!?...

He did !?...
How dare that Jimmy rat basterd >.>!

i had corn last night

Corn was cool; cry How dare Jimmy.

Originally posted by dark1365
Ken, just out of curiousity, how long did it take you to write that?

About 4 months.

Oh god.

I met Jimmy once. If I recall correctly, it was in the basement of the Alamo.

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
When I was young I used to wait
On master and hand him his plate
Pass him the bottle when he got dry
And brush away the blue-tail fly

Chorus

Jimmy crack corn, and I don't care
Jimmy crack corn, and I don't care
Jimmy crack corn, and I don't care
My master's gone away
= = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = =

When he would ride in the afternoon
I'd follow him with my hickory broom
The pony being rather shy
When bitten by the blue-tail fly

Chorus

One day he rode around the farm
Flies so numerous that they did swarm
One chanced to bite him on the thigh
The devil take the blue-tail fly

Chorus

Well the pony jumped, he start, he pitch
He threw my master in the ditch
He died and the jury wondered why
The verdict was the blue-tail fly

Chorus

Now he lies beneath the 'simmon tree
His epitaph is there to see
"Beneath this stone I'm forced to lie
The victim of the blue-tail fly"

Hilarious song Kenobi

Originally posted by sexylexy32
Hilarious song Kenobi

You do realize this is a real song from many years ago, right?

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
About 4 months.

hysterical

kenobi....I can't breathe......

Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
hysterical

kenobi....I can't breathe......

Maybe you'll die. fear

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
Maybe you'll die. fear

Than my super computor will blame you, and I will die rich...

Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
Than my super computor will blame you, and I will die rich...

Looks like you can breathe now.

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
Looks like you can breathe now.

No, it's being forced through by a vacum *keeeeeech Cooooooo* Kenobi I am you friend...

Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
No, it's being forced through by a vacum *keeeeeech Cooooooo* Kenobi I am you friend...

You are not my friend, this can't be true. Obi-Wan (Dad) told me you killed him!

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
You do realize this is a real song from many years ago, right?

Sure I do

Originally posted by sexylexy32
Sure I do

I think you mean..."NOW I do "

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
You are not my friend, this can't be true. Obi-Wan (Dad) told me you killed him!

No...umm.... this is awkward. Well the daddy takes his car and he places it in mommies garage, and ohh, wait wrong explanation...

Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
No...umm.... this is awkward. Well the daddy takes his car and he places it in mommies garage, and ohh, wait wrong explanation...

The pink limousine in the fuzzy garage?

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
The pink limousine in the fuzzy garage?

yes....

in your case it was the black stretch hummer in the fuzzy garage

gunsmilie that better be a good thing...

Or maybe...the black stretch hummer in the puckered car port.

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
Or maybe...the black stretch hummer in the puckered car port.

puckered?

Originally posted by PrinceofBlades
puckered?

It means ass hole.

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
It means ass hole.

ohhh

Guys, seriously.

Originally posted by dark1365
Guys, seriously.

I think PoB wants you to crack his corn, if you know what I mean.

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
I think PoB wants you to crack his corn, if you know what I mean.

Naw dude, I thought you did. And here I was saving it for you...

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
I think PoB wants you to crack his corn, if you know what I mean.
Ewwww...Ken....