Why are all the kids on here horny little bastards?

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DeRFmAn
Its kinda obvious...I just think its retarded that they feel the need to state it so friggin often. I didn't act like a little retard when I was that young. I dunno just gets annoying. Ah what can you do?

Happy Dance rolling on floor laughing Happy Dance

The Biker Scout
Im still horny

PS Nice gun

DeRFmAn
grats

Clovie
i'm not schmoll

DeRFmAn
I wasnt saying every1 was just it gets annoying

Spideys Sister
I am. Its todays hormones mixed with the water and pollution.

DeRFmAn
That I wouldn't doubt, and the fact that in todays world kids tend to get all whore-moanal (LOL) a lot earlier

Spideys Sister
Not funny. Uh, me bb jinzin.To name a few.

DeRFmAn
Huh I didnt understand that

Korri
Coming from someone thats location is "Between Jenna's Legs" im thinking this is a very hypocritical comment to make.

DeRFmAn
well accually I was trying to mess with my woman but she didnt mind that I put it there

Piggle Humsy
*humps thread*

eggmayo
And a sig about nookie... hmm.

Korri
Hmm, indeed John, hmm Indeed.

I think a certain someone is insecure about their sexual urges and therfore must focus all the attention onto other people.

Thats never a good thing.

DeRFmAn
hey its funny tho, and I dont go around blurting out "i'm horny" and what not

eggmayo
Originally posted by DeRFmAn
"i'm horny"

laughing

DeRFmAn
its crazy how often I've seen those words in this forum and I've not been on here a week yet

Korri
Hmm, subliminal messages within the posts.

Yup, the guy has issues.

Piggle Humsy
*licks posts*

DeRFmAn
nah I gave that cd away

eggmayo
Originally posted by Korri
Hmm, subliminal messages within the posts.

Yup, the guy has issues.
Filing Cabinet Issues.

Korri
Trying to cover his tracks with the use of humor.

We see right through you.

eggmayo
Shouldn't swear in the thread title either. Offends my Christianhood. sad

Korri
Originally posted by eggmayo
Shouldn't swear in the thread title either. Offends my Christianhood. sad

Next thing you know you'll be getting people banned from the forums because they are satanists.

DeRFmAn
yep you got me....cuz I need to hide behind humor, if I was horny I wouldn't be telling the people on here because honestly what could they do for me, that and I have a gf so I'm not deprived

eggmayo
Originally posted by Korri
Next thing you know you'll be getting people banned from the forums because they are satanists.
SILENCE DEMON! *reports*

DeRFmAn
boo friggin hoo

Korri
Originally posted by eggmayo
SILENCE DEMON! *reports*

We Satanists have as much right to be here as you.

You know who you sound like... no expression.

DeRFmAn
yeah lets look at the movie list there are far worse things said in those movies so go make a cry baby thread

eggmayo
Originally posted by Korri
We Satanists have as much right to be here as you.

You know who you sound like... no expression.
A christian?

DeRFmAn
A nazi?

shaber
Weird question

Korri
Originally posted by eggmayo
A christian?

A christian...who likes yellow food substances that go well with roast beef.

Nevermind
Originally posted by eggmayo
Shouldn't swear in the thread title either. Offends my Christianhood. sad

Where in the bible does it say 'Thy Shall not swear'? As for an answer to the question. They are goin' through puberty, and feel the need to act stupid over it sue 'em for acting like retards. What can you do? Nothing! And those stupid Dancing bananas and rollin' smiley face just gets annoying.

shaber
salad dressing

eggmayo
Originally posted by Korri
A christian...who likes yellow food substances that go well with roast beef.
I dont like beef.

Korri
Originally posted by eggmayo
I dont like beef.

So your a vegetarian aswell as a christian?

shaber
using salad dressing

eggmayo
Originally posted by Nevermind
Where in the bible does it say 'Thy Shall not swear'? As for an answer to the question. They are goin' through puberty, and feel the need to act stupid over it sue 'em for acting like retards. What can you do? Nothing! And those stupid Dancing bananas and rollin' smiley face just gets annoying.

"Let no corrupt communication proceed out of your mouth, but that which is good to the use of edifying, that it may minister grace unto the hearers." (Ephesians 4:29)

"But now ye also put off all these; anger, wrath, malice, blasphemy, filthy communication out of your mouth." (Col. 3:8)

shaber
You've forgotten one of the ten commandments too Happy Dance

DeRFmAn
yeah the bananas were beginning to get old @ nevermind

but had i not already taken them off I would've just told you to get over it but i already did cuz i guess as you were typing that i was changing my sig so bah whatever....dont get so huffy puffy....smoke a bowl, relax

BEEF....its whats for dinner

one more time
Happy Dance Happy Dance Happy DanceHappy Dance Happy Dance Happy DanceHappy Dance Happy Dance Happy Dance


ha eat me

eggmayo
Originally posted by Korri
So your a vegetarian aswell as a christian?
No, I just think cow tastes like doodoo.

Originally posted by shaber
You've forgotten one of the ten commandments too Happy Dance
Which?

shaber
About not using God's name in vain.

DeRFmAn
Doesnt the bible also say "let he who is with out sin cast the first stone" So shut your godd@mn mouth

how bout them apples

shaber
*casts first stone*

DeRFmAn
hey I was gonna throw that at myself

Korri
You just took the lod's name in vain, again.

DeRFmAn
uh oh some1 is going to hell.....who's it gonna be??????

Korri
You, clearly.

DeRFmAn
ya i'll be driving the friggin g-d bus

DeRFmAn
uh oh I abbreviated takin his name in vain

Korri
Right.

DeRFmAn
gonna change my sig.. its gonna be funny

Korri
really? cant wait.

DeRFmAn
too much work i just want him to see this

Nevermind
Originally posted by DeRFmAn
too much work i just want him to see this

WOW OH! I mean I pretty much an atheist, but that's really slack.

Korri
Yeah,

but you should totally do it.

Just to get banned smile.

DeRFmAn
we all gotta be good at something

Nevermind
edit.

Clovie
Originally posted by Korri
Yeah,

but you should totally do it.

Just to get banned smile. i totally agree happy

DeRFmAn
i think i'm gonna start a thread in the religious forum titled "is this pic funny" and make it a poll

Korri
Good idea.

It was nice knowing you...

Clovie
i'm just wondering ..it is UNsane? co zi thought INsane confused

DeRFmAn
yeah but I dont wanna get banned I think I'll make another name and do it

Korri
Originally posted by DeRFmAn
yeah but I dont wanna get banned I think I'll make another name and do it

OK then you deffinatley WILL get banned.

Clovie
Originally posted by DeRFmAn
yeah but I dont wanna get banned I think I'll make another name and do it brilliant idea thumb up

shaber
It's INsane not unsane. From the latin INsanus

Clovie
Originally posted by shaber
It's INsane not unsane. From the latin INsanus thank you happy smart

DeRFmAn
i know but i didn't wanna spell it right

did you know that the word "misspell" is a word that is often misspelled

Clovie
Originally posted by DeRFmAn
i know but i didn't wanna spell it right

did you know that the word "misspell" is a word that is often misspelled no i didn't know.
i'm not English and i generally don't care about your spelling, just when something is spelled differently than i thought it should have been erm

DeRFmAn
Its just a stupid fact that I know

DeRFmAn
who is that chick in your sig? or is it some random picture

Clovie
Originally posted by DeRFmAn
who is that chick in your sig? or is it some random picture random pic

Korri
Oooh double posting,

should we let him off??

Piggle Humsy
KILL HIM! *ahem* I mean... send him to the naughty step!

DeRFmAn
nah double posting is like posting the samething 2x

Clovie
or twice in a row erm

Korri
Justice must prevail,

Go to the Naughty Step.

DeRFmAn
ok but only if I can fall asleep on it cuz i'm getting tired

can i, can i, can i?

puhleaze me am so tired

Piggle Humsy
Yay! Happy Dance

Mist
piggle stop humping the thread no expression

DeRFmAn
Happy Dance <----owns you

Mist
im horny for that bananano expression

what can i say...im a horny little bastard no expression

DeRFmAn
whatever you say boss....go put it to the peel

Piggle Humsy
Originally posted by Mist
im horny for that bananano expression

what can i say...im a horny little bastard no expression

*Dry Humps Mist*

embarrasment

Mist
eek

i want your spaceno expression

Piggle Humsy
Originally posted by Mist
eek

i want your spaceno expression

shrug

Maynard-is-god
Originally posted by Nevermind
Where in the bible does it say 'Thy Shall not swear'? As for an answer to the question. They are goin' through puberty, and feel the need to act stupid over it sue 'em for acting like retards. What can you do? Nothing! And those stupid Dancing bananas and rollin' smiley face just gets annoying.


Happy Dance rolling on floor laughing Happy Dance rolling on floor laughing Happy Dance

.........what were you saying? Happy Dance rolling on floor laughing

Mist
Originally posted by DeRFmAn
whatever you say boss....go put it to the peel

*puts it to the peel* no expression

AngelGirl
hi! i do not agree with the horney little basterds thing

Mist
hi! im sure you will when you get to know me shifty

Piggle Humsy
Originally posted by Mist
hi! im sure you will when you get to know me shifty

bat

Mist
shifty uh oh...

Kharhmah
Originally posted by DeRFmAn
its crazy how often I've seen those words in this forum and I've not been on here a week yet
Well thats funny cos I've been here since the end of January, and I've never seen those words in the same sentence before.

Until I looked at this thread. erm

Elvi
Originally posted by DeRFmAn
Its kinda obvious...I just think its retarded that they feel the need to state it so friggin often. I didn't act like a little retard when I was that young. I dunno just gets annoying. Ah what can you do?

Happy Dance rolling on floor laughing Happy Dance

I'll second that!!!! STOP TALKING ABOUT SEX

Mist
sex bomb sex bomb..im a sex bomb...baby you can turn me on..

*takes off shirt*

shaber
perhaps members just pretend to be horny teehee

Piggle Humsy
Originally posted by Mist
sex bomb sex bomb..im a sex bomb...baby you can turn me on..

*takes off shirt*

*Turns Mist on..Turns him off.. on..off..on...off...on..off...on...off....*

Hee hee this is fun!

Mist
piggle! im not a lightswitch you know! stick out tongue

Piggle Humsy
Originally posted by Mist
piggle! im not a lightswitch you know! stick out tongue

Then what was I flicking on & off? confused

Mist
im not sure but now my willy tickles confused

Kharhmah
Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Then what was I flicking on & off? confused
eek! laughing

shaber
I wish I had some of whatever aphrodisiac Mist has embarrasment

Mist
i think its called 'Piggle'...embarrasment

shellie
blink this is one of the best threads Ive sat here on my ass reading all morning...

laughing out loud Piggle...seriously girl...I was scrolling through waiting for your next post...Mist..always funny....

my sweet Korricle....John....laughing out loud I love you guys...

Shaber dude...excellent big grin

clap good show people, good show clap


Im so bored no expression

Piggle Humsy
Thank you Thank you *bows*

I do try.... wink

Korri
Well, John and Myself are a bit of a "double-team" in the words of the great Tenacious D...

confused...wait...

Mist
Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Thank you Thank you *bows*

I do try.... wink

try harder confused i think im failing....if you know what i mean confused

Englishpin@pple
as they say "type w/ 1 hand and wa*k *ff w/ the other"

(sorry wanted to be random)

shellie
Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Thank you Thank you *bows*

I do try.... wink very well big grin

Originally posted by Korri
Well, John and Myself are a bit of a "double-team" in the words of the great Tenacious D...

confused...wait... and a nice team you make yes


now...Im gonna excuse myself so I can take a trash bag to my daughters room and throw out all their toys .....Ill be back...save my spot wink

Mist
Originally posted by Englishpin@pple
as they say "type w/ 1 hand and wa*k *ff w/ the other"

(sorry wanted to be random)

confused what the hell are you talkin about?

i meant i was failing at maintaining a comedy routine by myself....











sure stick out tongue

Englishpin@pple
Originally posted by Mist
confused what the hell are you talkin about?

i meant i was failing at maintaing a comedy routine by myself....











sure stick out tongue

yeah i know sad

im hopeless

(or really bored)

Piggle Humsy
*saves spot for Shellie*

Mist
or horny...you damn little horny bastard....

Englishpin@pple
Originally posted by Mist
or horny...you damn little horny bastard....

*sniff* cry

its not my fault....*sniff*

Darth Merlin
............................................

Mist
i see your sig...we share a bond merlin....

Piggle Humsy
I like your av Merlin

shellie
Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
*saves spot for Shellie* yay, you saved my spot hug thanks

Fellatio
hey shellie, enough space on your spot for another? big grin

Piggle Humsy
My stomach is rumbling....
And my neighbours kids are making sooo much noise!! mad

shellie
Originally posted by Fellatio
hey shellie, enough space on your spot for another? big grin for you my sweet...flirt1 absolutely!

Jackie Malfoy
It is how the world is.Kids these days know alot more then they are supose too.I blame the parents.JM

eggmayo
Originally posted by shaber
About not using God's name in vain.
Don't worry, I'm as Christian as I am a dodo.

Big Evil
Actually compared to alot of forums this one is relativly clean-minded. You really havn't been exposed to the internet's under belly have you?

shellie
Originally posted by Jackie Malfoy
It is how the world is.Kids these days know alot more then they are supose too.I blame the parents.JM until you become a parent...dont blame the parent.

a1hsauce
hmmmm...im horny today! and what should i do about it?

































































I hope you all realize i was being facetious confused dont ban me sad

Ladyluck
lol

DeRFmAn
Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Then what was I flicking on & off? confused

thats friggin funny

Piggle Humsy
Originally posted by DeRFmAn
thats friggin funny

Why thankyou! big grin

lil bitchiness
Originally posted by DeRFmAn
Its kinda obvious...I just think its retarded that they feel the need to state it so friggin often. I didn't act like a little retard when I was that young. I dunno just gets annoying. Ah what can you do?

Happy Dance rolling on floor laughing Happy Dance

Lack of sex in real life would be my guess.

Demarthl
aye

Spideys Sister
Kids feel what theyre not supposed to do is what theyre suposed to do.
Listen to Eminem for exaple. SOB's Cant stop me!
* starts to sing can't touch this*

lil bitchiness
You're 14 yourself no expression

Spideys Sister
I know! It rocks so hard too! I have 6 more years to be a horny little bastard!

lil bitchiness
Yey!! Enjoy it!

Spideys Sister
I hope I dont get banned for that last comment...

periera
Originally posted by Korri
Hmm, indeed John, hmm Indeed.

I think a certain someone is insecure about their sexual urges and therfore must focus all the attention onto other people.

Thats never a good thing.

Trust me, not insecure. Has no reason to be... smile

periera
Originally posted by Korri
Hmm, subliminal messages within the posts.

Yup, the guy has issues.

Apparently not as many as someone who feels the need to single out/bash someone on a seemingly innocent comment not even directed towards them.

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