Why are all the kids on here horny little bastards?
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The Biker Scout
Im still horny
PS Nice gun
DeRFmAn
I wasnt saying every1 was just it gets annoying
Spideys Sister
I am. Its todays hormones mixed with the water and pollution.
DeRFmAn
That I wouldn't doubt, and the fact that in todays world kids tend to get all whore-moanal (LOL) a lot earlier
Spideys Sister
Not funny. Uh, me bb jinzin.To name a few.
DeRFmAn
Huh I didnt understand that
Korri
Coming from someone thats location is "Between Jenna's Legs" im thinking this is a very hypocritical comment to make.
DeRFmAn
well accually I was trying to mess with my woman but she didnt mind that I put it there
Piggle Humsy
*humps thread*
eggmayo
And a sig about nookie... hmm.
Korri
Hmm, indeed John, hmm Indeed.
I think a certain someone is insecure about their sexual urges and therfore must focus all the attention onto other people.
Thats never a good thing.
DeRFmAn
hey its funny tho, and I dont go around blurting out "i'm horny" and what not
eggmayo
Originally posted by DeRFmAn
"i'm horny"

DeRFmAn
its crazy how often I've seen those words in this forum and I've not been on here a week yet
Korri
Hmm, subliminal messages within the posts.
Yup, the guy has issues.
Piggle Humsy
*licks posts*
DeRFmAn
nah I gave that cd away
eggmayo
Originally posted by Korri
Hmm, subliminal messages within the posts.
Yup, the guy has issues.
Filing Cabinet Issues.
Korri
Trying to cover his tracks with the use of humor.
We see right through you.
eggmayo
Shouldn't swear in the thread title either. Offends my Christianhood.

Korri
Originally posted by eggmayo
Shouldn't swear in the thread title either. Offends my Christianhood.
Next thing you know you'll be getting people banned from the forums because they are satanists.
DeRFmAn
yep you got me....cuz I need to hide behind humor, if I was horny I wouldn't be telling the people on here because honestly what could they do for me, that and I have a gf so I'm not deprived
eggmayo
Originally posted by Korri
Next thing you know you'll be getting people banned from the forums because they are satanists.
SILENCE DEMON! *reports*
Korri
Originally posted by eggmayo
SILENCE DEMON! *reports*
We Satanists have as much right to be here as you.
You know who you sound like...

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DeRFmAn
yeah lets look at the movie list there are far worse things said in those movies so go make a cry baby thread
eggmayo
Originally posted by Korri
We Satanists have as much right to be here as you.
You know who you sound like...

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A christian?
Korri
Originally posted by eggmayo
A christian?
A christian...who likes yellow food substances that go well with roast beef.
Nevermind
Originally posted by eggmayo
Shouldn't swear in the thread title either. Offends my Christianhood.
Where in the bible does it say 'Thy Shall not swear'? As for an answer to the question. They are goin' through puberty, and feel the need to act stupid over it sue 'em for acting like retards. What can you do? Nothing! And those stupid Dancing bananas and rollin' smiley face just gets annoying.
eggmayo
Originally posted by Korri
A christian...who likes yellow food substances that go well with roast beef.
I dont like beef.
Korri
Originally posted by eggmayo
I dont like beef.
So your a vegetarian aswell as a christian?
shaber
using salad dressing
eggmayo
Originally posted by Nevermind
Where in the bible does it say 'Thy Shall not swear'? As for an answer to the question. They are goin' through puberty, and feel the need to act stupid over it sue 'em for acting like retards. What can you do? Nothing! And those stupid Dancing bananas and rollin' smiley face just gets annoying.
"Let no corrupt communication proceed out of your mouth, but that which is good to the use of edifying, that it may minister grace unto the hearers." (Ephesians 4:29)
"But now ye also put off all these; anger, wrath, malice, blasphemy, filthy communication out of your mouth." (Col. 3:8)
shaber
You've forgotten one of the ten commandments too

eggmayo
Originally posted by Korri
So your a vegetarian aswell as a christian?
No, I just think cow tastes like doodoo.
Originally posted by shaber
You've forgotten one of the ten commandments too
Which?
shaber
About not using God's name in vain.
DeRFmAn
Doesnt the bible also say "let he who is with out sin cast the first stone" So shut your godd@mn mouth
how bout them apples
shaber
*casts first stone*
DeRFmAn
hey I was gonna throw that at myself
Korri
You just took the lod's name in vain, again.
DeRFmAn
uh oh some1 is going to hell.....who's it gonna be??????
DeRFmAn
ya i'll be driving the friggin g-d bus
DeRFmAn
uh oh I abbreviated takin his name in vain
DeRFmAn
gonna change my sig.. its gonna be funny
DeRFmAn
too much work i just want him to see this
Nevermind
Originally posted by DeRFmAn
too much work i just want him to see this
WOW OH! I mean I pretty much an atheist, but that's really slack.
Korri
Yeah,
but you should totally do it.
Just to get banned

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DeRFmAn
we all gotta be good at something
Clovie
Originally posted by Korri
Yeah,
but you should totally do it.
Just to get banned

. i totally agree

DeRFmAn
i think i'm gonna start a thread in the religious forum titled "is this pic funny" and make it a poll
Korri
Good idea.
It was nice knowing you...
Clovie
i'm just wondering ..it is UNsane? co zi thought INsane

DeRFmAn
yeah but I dont wanna get banned I think I'll make another name and do it
Korri
Originally posted by DeRFmAn
yeah but I dont wanna get banned I think I'll make another name and do it
OK then you deffinatley WILL get banned.
Clovie
Originally posted by DeRFmAn
yeah but I dont wanna get banned I think I'll make another name and do it brilliant idea

shaber
It's INsane not unsane. From the latin INsanus
Clovie
Originally posted by shaber
It's INsane not unsane. From the latin INsanus thank you

DeRFmAn
i know but i didn't wanna spell it right
did you know that the word "misspell" is a word that is often misspelled
Clovie
Originally posted by DeRFmAn
i know but i didn't wanna spell it right
did you know that the word "misspell" is a word that is often misspelled no i didn't know.
i'm not English and i generally don't care about your spelling, just when something is spelled differently than i thought it should have been

DeRFmAn
Its just a stupid fact that I know
DeRFmAn
who is that chick in your sig? or is it some random picture
Clovie
Originally posted by DeRFmAn
who is that chick in your sig? or is it some random picture random pic
Korri
Oooh double posting,
should we let him off??
Piggle Humsy
KILL HIM! *ahem* I mean... send him to the naughty step!
DeRFmAn
nah double posting is like posting the samething 2x
Clovie
or twice in a row

Korri
Justice must prevail,
Go to the Naughty Step.
DeRFmAn
ok but only if I can fall asleep on it cuz i'm getting tired
can i, can i, can i?
puhleaze me am so tired
Piggle Humsy
Yay!

Mist
piggle stop humping the thread

DeRFmAn

<----owns you
Mist
im horny for that banana
what can i say...im a horny little bastard

DeRFmAn
whatever you say boss....go put it to the peel
Piggle Humsy
Originally posted by Mist
im horny for that banana
what can i say...im a horny little bastard
*Dry Humps Mist*

Mist
eek
i want your space

Piggle Humsy
Originally posted by Mist
eek
i want your space
shrug
Mist
Originally posted by DeRFmAn
whatever you say boss....go put it to the peel
*puts it to the peel*

AngelGirl
hi! i do not agree with the horney little basterds thing
Mist
hi! im sure you will when you get to know me

Piggle Humsy
Originally posted by Mist
hi! im sure you will when you get to know me
bat
Mist

uh oh...
Kharhmah
Originally posted by DeRFmAn
its crazy how often I've seen those words in this forum and I've not been on here a week yet
Well thats funny cos I've been here since the end of January, and I've never seen those words in the same sentence before.
Until I looked at this thread.

Elvi
Originally posted by DeRFmAn
Its kinda obvious...I just think its retarded that they feel the need to state it so friggin often. I didn't act like a little retard when I was that young. I dunno just gets annoying. Ah what can you do?
I'll second that!!!! STOP TALKING ABOUT SEX
Mist
sex bomb sex bomb..im a sex bomb...baby you can turn me on..
*takes off shirt*
shaber
perhaps members just pretend to be horny teehee
Piggle Humsy
Originally posted by Mist
sex bomb sex bomb..im a sex bomb...baby you can turn me on..
*takes off shirt*
*Turns Mist on..Turns him off.. on..off..on...off...on..off...on...off....*
Hee hee this is fun!
Mist
piggle! im not a lightswitch you know!

Piggle Humsy
Originally posted by Mist
piggle! im not a lightswitch you know!
Then what was I flicking on & off?

Mist
im not sure but now my willy tickles

Kharhmah
Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Then what was I flicking on & off?

shaber
I wish I had some of whatever aphrodisiac Mist has

Mist
i think its called 'Piggle'...

shellie

this is one of the best threads Ive sat here on my ass reading all morning...

Piggle...seriously girl...I was scrolling through waiting for your next post...Mist..always funny....
my sweet Korricle....John....

I love you guys...
Shaber dude...excellent
clap good show people, good show clap
Im so bored

Piggle Humsy
Thank you Thank you *bows*
I do try....

Korri
Well, John and Myself are a bit of a "double-team" in the words of the great Tenacious D...

...wait...
Mist
Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Thank you Thank you *bows*
I do try....
try harder

i think im failing....if you know what i mean

Englishpin@pple
as they say "type w/ 1 hand and wa*k *ff w/ the other"
(sorry wanted to be random)
shellie
Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Thank you Thank you *bows*
I do try....

very well
Originally posted by Korri
Well, John and Myself are a bit of a "double-team" in the words of the great Tenacious D...

...wait... and a nice team you make
now...Im gonna excuse myself so I can take a trash bag to my daughters room and throw out all their toys .....Ill be back...save my spot

Mist
Originally posted by Englishpin@pple
as they say "type w/ 1 hand and wa*k *ff w/ the other"
(sorry wanted to be random)

what the hell are you talkin about?
i meant i was failing at maintaining a comedy routine by myself....
sure

Englishpin@pple
Originally posted by Mist

what the hell are you talkin about?
i meant i was failing at maintaing a comedy routine by myself....
sure
yeah i know
im hopeless
(or really bored)
Piggle Humsy
*saves spot for Shellie*
Mist
or horny...you damn little horny bastard....
Englishpin@pple
Originally posted by Mist
or horny...you damn little horny bastard....
*sniff* cry
its not my fault....*sniff*
Darth Merlin
............................................
Mist
i see your sig...we share a bond merlin....
Piggle Humsy
I like your av Merlin
shellie
Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
*saves spot for Shellie* yay, you saved my spot hug thanks
Fellatio
hey shellie, enough space on your spot for another?

Piggle Humsy
My stomach is rumbling....
And my neighbours kids are making sooo much noise!!

shellie
Originally posted by Fellatio
hey shellie, enough space on your spot for another?

for you my sweet...flirt1 absolutely!
Jackie Malfoy
It is how the world is.Kids these days know alot more then they are supose too.I blame the parents.JM
eggmayo
Originally posted by shaber
About not using God's name in vain.
Don't worry, I'm as Christian as I am a dodo.
Big Evil
Actually compared to alot of forums this one is relativly clean-minded. You really havn't been exposed to the internet's under belly have you?
shellie
Originally posted by Jackie Malfoy
It is how the world is.Kids these days know alot more then they are supose too.I blame the parents.JM until you become a parent...dont blame the parent.
a1hsauce
hmmmm...im horny today! and what should i do about it?
I hope you all realize i was being facetious

dont ban me

DeRFmAn
Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Then what was I flicking on & off?
thats friggin funny
Piggle Humsy
Originally posted by DeRFmAn
thats friggin funny
Why thankyou!

lil bitchiness
Originally posted by DeRFmAn
Its kinda obvious...I just think its retarded that they feel the need to state it so friggin often. I didn't act like a little retard when I was that young. I dunno just gets annoying. Ah what can you do?
Lack of sex in real life would be my guess.
Spideys Sister
Kids feel what theyre not supposed to do is what theyre suposed to do.
Listen to Eminem for exaple. SOB's Cant stop me!
* starts to sing can't touch this*
lil bitchiness
You're 14 yourself

Spideys Sister
I know! It rocks so hard too! I have 6 more years to be a horny little bastard!
lil bitchiness
Yey!! Enjoy it!
Spideys Sister
I hope I dont get banned for that last comment...
periera
Originally posted by Korri
Hmm, indeed John, hmm Indeed.
I think a certain someone is insecure about their sexual urges and therfore must focus all the attention onto other people.
Thats never a good thing.
Trust me, not insecure. Has no reason to be...

periera
Originally posted by Korri
Hmm, subliminal messages within the posts.
Yup, the guy has issues.
Apparently not as many as someone who feels the need to single out/bash someone on a seemingly innocent comment not even directed towards them.
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