Random attacks

Post attacks at random. You can use the same failed attack three times in a row or revert to something even weaker on the subsequent one.

I'll start.

*attacks with corrosive webbing*

post! 😱

*slithers up from a bog and grabs mist by the ankle*

*Slaps shaber with a big smelly fish.* fish

*throws the annoying birds outside my window*

MIST LOOK OUT!!!!!!!!!!

*jumps on shabers hand*

*flys at mist and licks eye*

One for all, and all against shaber 😈

*throws a pillow* 😱

*dodges the licking of eye and runs for the nearest pillow* 😱

*spanks clovie*

*Mauls weakest attacker a tiny bit then timidly withdraws*

Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
*spanks clovie*

The nature of the thread is that it has no nature. Only disorderly results can be perceived.

*jumps over shaber, backflips over clovie, dodges an incoming lick from maynard then takes out storm with a deadly fart*

Good heavens... *Faints.*

*does a roundhouse kick against Mist and Clovie*

*blocks fire's kick and counters with another fart*

*creeps up behind Mist and chops his fingers off*

*smacks kharmah round the head with a pole*