HOUND: Setting "balance" to the force. (NOTE: KMC needs to allow more pics viewable.)

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Big Evil
Yes, we all know the CLEARLY bias news of FOX. So here we all in New York City, and to us being an extension of MSNBC News, REAL INDISCRIMINATE news we bring you the story I've been incharge of writing..

The Iraqui War: The Phantom President.
http://www.thenausea.com/elements/usa/iraq%202003/2003%204%205/2003%204%206%20martyr1.jpg
Clearly we see here just a teacher giving a lesson in why firearms must STAY banned.. Why won't those conservatives learn the dangers of guns?
http://www.pbs.org/memorialdayconcert/iraq/images/iraq.jpg
As the evil American soldier walks aimlessly in a dust bowl of a country, his brainwashed mind can't comprehend why anyone lives here. Before the invasion Iraq wasn't such a dessitute inhabitance. This was what Iraq USE to look like..

http://hotel.undercovertourist.com/hotel-images/l/ORL_hilton-walt-disney-world_2.jpg

http://www.csc.liv.ac.uk/~m4tjl/iraq.jpg
Filthy American! Grinning at dishonoring the Iraqui people by leaving only death and smoke behind you! You sicken me!

http://onlineathens.com/images/033003/war_us_iraq2.jpg
This is normal proceedure by militant standards in our country. We find the non-whites, send them to a scientist to do an evaluation, and if they are bad-bad darkies (Our darkies our tolerable..) they're shot on sight or perhaps used for peverted expriements. LET FREEDOM RING!

http://www.blacknews.com/images/nss16.jpg
This was Saddam's secret task force against the vile darkness that is the American goverment. Dubbed Saddam's Djinn. They were raped, beaten, and murderd two days later..

http://twr.mobrien.com/twr/Gulfwar/images/iraq2003/March29-APril1/capt.1049216800.war_us_iraq_northern_front_pdj107.jpg
This one saw a kitten in the tree. Another living, breathing, feeling thing "liberated" from the tyranny of the Middle-Eastern goverment and gravity.

http://www.bendixenandassociates.com/images/war%20in%20iraq.jpg
Soldiers are required to clean up whatever mess they make in thier killing spree.
Why do you think Bush wants to make lasers a common weaponry? Lazyness eschews all Americans..

http://mm.256.com/jpg/gas_prices.jpg
Well atleast now that Adolph Bush got his damn oil the gas prices went down..

http://www.ez-zone.co.uk/ww2desert/images/ldrs-body-hitler-mussolini.jpg
And sometimes Bush just likes to relax and let his hair grow out, genocide and policing the world is hardwork don't you know!

And there you have it, the most reliable news branch in THE WORLD! Tottaly unbias are us here as MSNBC News! If you don't believe us, well here's some other news coverage to convince you!

http://www.rmc.edu/alumni/images/corrigan%20baby.jpg
That damn George W, Hitler wants to deprive us of the right to kill this lump of cells! Lucky for us we have enough control over the goverment to keep abortion nice and legal! Keep having wild untamed sex children! The more we cut out of you, the more our economy grows! And it's not like they feel or anything!

http://pharyngula.org/images/star_wars-clone_army.jpg
Why won't that damn Bush let us clone our precious stem-cells?! Think of all the good that could come from it! I can see the future now..

http://home.earthlink.net/~theoson/MARK-OF-THE-BEAST.jpg
Bush has corrupted the mind of France! They were slow to use the universal EU dollar, they don't like the idea for a universal constitution, why are they so afraid of unity?!

More news to come as it is found.. So remember our beautiful viewers. Watch MSNBC NEWS,

http://www.kingofsat.net/fox-news.jpg
Or you're a damn dirty Republican!

Nivvy
That's a lot of reading...

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