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Well I was bored and making a bagle So I got the knife I used to cut it and started feeling the blade, and I wasnt impressed with the sharpness so I pressed My thumb down on the blade really hard and It sliced my Thumb open and it wont close and its bleeding everywhere It ****ing hurt to cause I got cream cheese and grease in it

Pour alcohol on it, it will instantly feel better

Hopefully your antibodies kick in to fight those antigens.

Originally posted by ApolloX
Hopefully your antibodies kick in to fight those antigens. Well I think my antislug and antibooks are forming to make anticheese

Slip soak your finger in a bucket of alcohol. It will feel better

NINE!

TEN

That'll teach you to press your finger down really hard on a "not so sharp" blade. j/k - I'm sorry that you're bleeding to death.

You, know, it's not the best idea to try and test a blade.

oww

yeah that sounds like it is very messy lol. But yeah, I don't ever recommend testing knives that way

that reminds me of when i was bored and i took a razor and was rubbing it up and down my thumb then my bro came in and freaked me out so i accidentaly sliced my pointer finger open

now I got pizza sauce in it

It's spelled bagel

Oooo ouch

Originally posted by silver_tears
It's spelled bagel Ok

Mmmm pizza

azzip mmmM

azzip mmMm

zzaip mMmm

TonkpilS

boR snwO uoY

kontpisl

Don't play with the salt.XD

Maybe since you got so much food and stuff in your thumb-wound, you will actually become a super hero. Like, Food-Dude or something. Just think of the possibilities...

Originally posted by SlipknoT
Well I was bored and making a bagle So I got the knife I used to cut it and started feeling the blade, and I wasnt impressed with the sharpness so I pressed My thumb down on the blade really hard and It sliced my Thumb open and it wont close and its bleeding everywhere It ****ing hurt to cause I got cream cheese and grease in it

Mwahah. I did that cuttin a 'mator a few days ago.

Hey slip.

Its just a cut thats like a paper cut, calm down.

Originally posted by eggmayo
calm down.

you say that once more and i swear i am going to kick your ass from here to the edge of the universe.

Originally posted by Korri
you say that once more and i swear i am going to kick your ass from here to the edge of the universe.
Calm Doon.

Scottish accent suxxx John.

Originally posted by Korri
Scottish accent suxxx John.
I've no idea what your talking about.

Good, now you know how i feel.

Horny for EET?

Slip..stupid idea..ur like an ice cream man driving past kids waiting, then other kids jump onto your truck and kill you..

Originally posted by Killer_Dennis
Slip..stupid idea..ur like an ice cream man driving past kids waiting, then other kids jump onto your truck and kill you..

Originally posted by eggmayo
Horny for EET?

your lying.

Originally posted by Korri
your lying.

Dont wink at me when you lie.

Originally posted by eggmayo
It's true....orroz

Posting just smilies is sad.

Originally posted by Korri
Posting just smilies is sad.

Your Pathetic, you wont even help me improve my life by breaking the law.

orroz

Originally posted by Korri
Your Pathetic, you wont even help me improve my life by breaking the law.
Usually I just make mistakes.

But you could at least try.

Originally posted by Korri
But you could at least try.
Oh, ok then.

Really? your so nice to me.

Originally posted by Korri
Really? your so nice to me.
*purs* I know.

Originally posted by eggmayo
*purs* I know. *gets camera ready*

*points at John*

look its a stoned cat.

Originally posted by Korri
*points at John*

look its a stoned cat.
*backflips*

look at that he does tricks.

Catnip!

Originally posted by eggmayo
Catnip!

Originally posted by eggmayo
Catnip!

dont you be getting high.

Originally posted by Korri
dont you be getting high.

Thats a smilie, not a post.

Originally posted by Korri
Thats a smilie, not a post.
Big BaddaBoom

Hey you wanna go .

Originally posted by Korri
Hey you wanna go . *gets camera*