Who's Got the BIGGEST DICK!?

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Cinemaddiction
I'm conducting a poll as to what era YOU the users of KMC would consider to have had the biggest dick of all time..

The 70's

http://medaloffreedom.com/RichardMNixon.gif
Richard "Dick" Nixon



The 80's

http://www.wec.ufl.edu/coop/potw/dick_clark.jpg
Dick Clark



The 90's

http://www.needcoffee.com/html/dvd/images/sttoldies0.jpg
Richard "Dick" Simmons

The 00's


http://www.prijatelji-zivotinja.hr/jpg/richard_gere.jpg
Richard "Dick" Gere



Vote now, vote often, for the biggest Dick of all time!

The Biker Scout
Lol Oh boy

Morbid4Daniel
lmfao Cine stick out tongue

§P0oONY
looking at 90's man, he isn't bulgind very much...

Probably nixon....

Korri
Naughties dick.

The Tired Hiker
So funny! laughing out loud

Killer_Dennis
70's... laughing out loud

Da Moose
Now THIS is funny! laughing out loud

shellie
heart throbbing Dick droolio

he's so prettiful love

Morbid4Daniel
90's! Richard Simmons Is SO FINE! *Barfs on tree*

cindy8219
lol, Richard Gere of course.

Morbid4Daniel
Richard Gere is ugly. I dont know why girls obsess over him.

cindy8219
I don't find him attractive in the very least, but out of those choices I had to go for him. I'm not trying to be mean, but I general don't like older men like him.

Blue Dragon
This is sick...

Fionnuala
Originally posted by Blue Dragon
This is sick... huh

Cinemaddiction
Originally posted by Blue Dragon
This is sick...

Give me a break, it's no secret that Dicks are a huge part of American culture. Alls I am trying to do is see which Dick would get pulled out of these 4 fine candidates!

It's just a poll..cry

Morbid4Daniel
Originally posted by Cinemaddiction
Give me a break, it's no secret that Dicks are a huge part of American culture. Alls I am trying to do is see which Dick would get pulled out of these 4 fine candidates!

It's just a poll..cry
hug Poor thing!

Agreed cindy

DCLXVI
Vote Nixon!

a1hsauce
hey hey hey...Richard Gere is a dashing fellow... if i was a gurl id out with him.

Morbid4Daniel
Lol a1

eggmayo
Originally posted by a1hsauce
hey hey hey...Richard Gere is a dashing fellow... if i was a gurl id out with him.
If I was a girl, I'd be a rapist.

cindy8219
Originally posted by a1hsauce
hey hey hey...Richard Gere is a dashing fellow... if i was a gurl id out with him.

no expression

I think you would be able to find someone more attractive and younger.

Morbid4Daniel
yeah same here

a1hsauce
no no no..Richard Gere back in the day... like when he was in the movie An Officer and a Gentleman

Morbid4Daniel
I think he's always been unattractive. Just me though wink

Blue Dragon
Originally posted by Cinemaddiction
Give me a break, it's no secret that Dicks are a huge part of American culture. Alls I am trying to do is see which Dick would get pulled out of these 4 fine candidates!

It's just a poll..cry
Oh...ummm...nevermind...bag

a1hsauce
laughing Blue Dragon....lol hahahah were you hoping to rate?

Blue Dragon
I don't know...

a1hsauce
laughing out loud ur too funny

Mr Parker
Originally posted by DCLXVI
Vote Nixon!

Yeah Dick Nixon easily.He made Hitler look like a nice man.

Blue Dragon
Originally posted by a1hsauce
laughing out loud ur too funny
I didn't mean to be, I still don't get this...who's has the biggest dick? confused

a1hsauce
what era had the biggest dick..."dick" in reference to "Richard"

Spideys Sister
Originally posted by Blue Dragon
This is sick... Damn skippy it is.

dark1365
hysterical

Spideys Sister
What? Damn skippy?

Morbid4Daniel
chair smile

BackFire
I do.

Cinemaddiction
Originally posted by Blue Dragon
I didn't mean to be, I still don't get this...who's has the biggest dick? confused

Do I have to spell it out for you kids? It's a play on words. A connotative trick thread with a double entendre. One with a basis of an innocuous sexual innuendo.

I axed which era you think had the biggest (see, most important) Dick, which is nickname for Richard. I don't usually post in the OTF, like most of you don't post in the MDF, so I assumed that shit like this is common fare. IT'S A JOKE, to put it mildly, and if it offended you, or you thought it was sick, then my humor is lost on you, and you're being overly analytical, and I suggest going back to listening to your Simple Plan albums, and gawking over Gayden Christensen.

I came here to test the waters, have fun, and that's what I did. Hell, I've even caught wind I should have my moderating priviledges revoked because of this innocent little thread, in addition to being called immature, by someone who doesn't know the FIRST thing about me personally. I've got oodles of friends and coleagues in the MDF that know how I roll. Piss off. Seriously, there have been worse threads than this, the likes of which have been started by and participated in by staff members both past and present. It's a place to have fun and that's precisely what I am doing.

There's nothing sick about it. It's a joke, and the only thing that could be considered remotely offensive is the title, which was worded as such to lure you on, just like every single other sexually connotative thread in this godforsaken forum.

Chill out. Laugh. You'll live longer.

That said..we CAN get into some gangsta shit... 2guns

BackFire
Your sexual innuendo is disgusting C-Dic, how dare you talk about peepee's! stick out tongue

For those who don't understand the thread and don't want to read C-dics long explanation.

Dick = Nickname for Richard. All of the people C-dic posted of are named Richard, he's basically asking which decade had the most important person named Richard.

Morbid4Daniel
Originally posted by BackFire
I do.

eek!

BackFire
Originally posted by Morbid4Daniel
eek!

Most girls have that reaction to it. stick out tongue

Morbid4Daniel
drool

BackFire
Or that one.

Morning_Glory
shit this thread is so ..sdjflskf

Morbid4Daniel
Lol BF! stick out tongue

I think its quite awesome, MG :P

Morning_Glory
ok...no expression

Morbid4Daniel
laughing out loud

Maya Zurak
Originally posted by Mr Parker
Yeah Dick Nixon easily.He made Hitler look like a nice man. laughing

edida
if you dont like nixon, you dont know dick.

Dr. Strangelove
I vote for the 80's Dick- Dick Clark! That stupid viagra induced Dick never seems to age and he'll probably host those end of the year specials till 3490.

The Biker Scout
<--------- I DO

Morbid4Daniel
thumb up

Korri
sad

Kosta
Richard Simmons! eek!

Blue Dragon
Originally posted by Cinemaddiction
Do I have to spell it out for you kids? It's a play on words. A connotative trick thread with a double entendre. One with a basis of an innocuous sexual innuendo.

I axed which era you think had the biggest (see, most important) Dick, which is nickname for Richard. I don't usually post in the OTF, like most of you don't post in the MDF, so I assumed that shit like this is common fare. IT'S A JOKE, to put it mildly, and if it offended you, or you thought it was sick, then my humor is lost on you, and you're being overly analytical, and I suggest going back to listening to your Simple Plan albums, and gawking over Gayden Christensen.

I came here to test the waters, have fun, and that's what I did. Hell, I've even caught wind I should have my moderating priviledges revoked because of this innocent little thread, in addition to being called immature, by someone who doesn't know the FIRST thing about me personally. I've got oodles of friends and coleagues in the MDF that know how I roll. Piss off. Seriously, there have been worse threads than this, the likes of which have been started by and participated in by staff members both past and present. It's a place to have fun and that's precisely what I am doing.

There's nothing sick about it. It's a joke, and the only thing that could be considered remotely offensive is the title, which was worded as such to lure you on, just like every single other sexually connotative thread in this godforsaken forum.

Chill out. Laugh. You'll live longer.

That said..we CAN get into some gangsta shit... 2guns
Okay okay! I know it's a joke okay!

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