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Well there is too much serious discussion going on about Episode III
so let's lighten it up a bit...


List some chessy lines you remember from the movie? I am suret there had to be several...

"Hold me.........................." Not worth repeating.

"you're so...beautiful." and any other crap that followed.
that scene had all the emotion of a couple pieces of ply-wood.

Grievious: "You fool, I've been trained in your jedi arts by Count Dooku"

Padme: It's only because I'm so in love

Anakin: No no it's because I'm so in love with you

Worst exchange in the whole movie.

nah, i think the line "because im so in love", "no because im so in love with you! " takes the cake on that one

EDIT: beat me to it texasfan!

Originally posted by Texansfan05
Padme: It's only because I'm so in love

Anakin: No no it's because I'm so in love with you

Worst exchange in the whole movie.

yes, that was lame

"I saw him on the security tapes.... Killing *hand over mouth and shiverous tone* Yooungliings"....

It sounded cheesy and he looked cheesy doing it.

Originally posted by Jedi Styles
"I saw him on the security tapes.... Killing *hand over mouth and shiverous tone* Yooungliings"....

It sounded cheesy and he looked cheesy doing it.

That was a great line.

It would have been a great line if Ewan McGregor didn't sound so corny.... You know what I mean...

Originally posted by Jedi Styles
"I saw him on the security tapes.... Killing *hand over mouth and shiverous tone* Yooungliings"....

It sounded cheesy and he looked cheesy doing it.

I actually liked that whole scene it was one of my favorites from all the Star Wars movies.

NO! NO! YOU! WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by Jedi Styles
It would have been a great line if Ewan McGregor didn't sound so corny.... You know what I mean...

He sounded like almost didnt believe he was saying it, like he still couldnt grasp the fact that he did it.




BUt your opinion is yours, mine is mine.

Anakin youre breaking my heart..

Originally posted by mandalorian_war
Anakin youre breaking my heart..

no way, he broke her heart man, not cheesy

Hate to say but....

Palpatine's begging lines as Mace started his swing.

Wow, just goes to show how overly critical Star Wars fans are. I don't remember seeing any threads for LOTR or Harry Potter on the "cheesiest lines" although there were many of them in both movies. It just gets old for the hundreth time seeing these kind of crap threads.

personally i think the worst line was that jar jar didnt have any. i think jar jar is awesome

He had a line, Jar Jar burped and said "Excuse me"

Originally posted by mike_kenobi
personally i think the worst line was that jar jar didnt have any. i think jar jar is awesome

*slap*

Originally posted by cal31
Wow, just goes to show how overly critical Star Wars fans are. I don't remember seeing any threads for LOTR or Harry Potter on the "cheesiest lines" although there were many of them in both movies. It just gets old for the hundreth time seeing these kind of crap threads.

Oh god.



I thought LOTR altogther was cheesy.

LOTR was really cheesy, the whole dam movie

People shouldn't critisize star wars for bad acting and cheesy lines. LOTR had the worst for cheesy lines and nobody critisized LOTR.

We critsize SW because we love it so much....

i think it was when count dooku said to yoda, "it is obvious this contest annot be decided by out knowledge of the force, but with our ability with a lightsaber" i tought that was so crap! hahahaha

Originally posted by Jedi Styles
"I saw him on the security tapes.... Killing *hand over mouth and shiverous tone* Yooungliings"....

It sounded cheesy and he looked cheesy doing it.
'youngling' is such a horrible word. It always sounds stupid. Just like 'Padme'.

Originally posted by Lord Tyrant
NO! NO! YOU! WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I love that line and how it was delivered.

WORST LINES:

"No... it's because I'm so in love with you." - my God! Are you serious? Hayden, you suck.

"Hold me like you did...." - ick, just... ick.

"We got him R2." - seriously Hayden, just shut the hell up.

Heres the best Line:

Palpy: "The remaining Jedi, will be hunted down, and exterminated"

yer anikan sed sum corny **** like haha

Originally posted by orkaz
yer anikan sed sum corny **** like haha


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I no this is slightly off topic but did anyone notice that there were a few times when palpatines voice got totally out of sync

Originally posted by general-pain
I no this is slightly off topic but did anyone notice that there were a few times when palpatines voice got totally out of sync

Yeah, and not just him.

hmm... like when? I noticed Anakin's dialogue was outta sync in one scene.. when he's talking with Mace.

Originally posted by Lord Tyrant
NO! NO! YOU! WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh I loved that line. The whole delivery of it was kind of funny, but it was pretty cool.

Originally posted by DeVi| D0do
hmm... like when? I noticed Anakin's dialogue was outta sync in one scene.. when he's talking with Mace.

I believe during the rescue, when Anakin checks on Obi.

ah, ok... I didn't notice anything...

I actually think the videogame has that scene the way it was filmed, but in the movie they dubbed it.

when one of the wookies did the Tarzan yell - when he swung across the crowd or whatever

The worst would have to be when Palpatine says "Yeah!" when Obi-Wan cuts up the Super Battle Droids at the begining.

dont really know where to start Episode III was plagued with cheese. It did have some damn decent dialogue aswell, but more cheese than any other star wars flick.

The two that stand out are, when anakin is about to kill dooku, and he says "i shouldnt, but..." Or after he participated in the killing of mace windu " i shouldnt have done that, that was wrong" can we say CHEESE.

nah... Episode II was the cheesiest of the cheese.

"I truly, deeply love you..."

The talk about Padme's first boyfriend.

UGH! I can't even watch those scenes!

^I dont think this episode had the cheesiest lines...not sure why you said that

Originally posted by astrofan428
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i was on about devil dodos point about him sayin " no its because im so in love with you"

i still think count dookus line in episode 2 was shockin "...but with our ability with a lightsaber" was so corny!!!!!

Originally posted by DeVi| D0do
nah... Episode II was the cheesiest of the cheese.

"I truly, deeply love you..."

The talk about Padme's first boyfriend.

UGH! I can't even watch those scenes!

yeah thats bad, but what about

padme " it's because i love you so much"

anakin " No, it's because i love YOU so much"

haha... yes that is truly awful.

But everything in this film is watchable. When I watch the cheese in Episode II, it seriously makes me want to hurt someone.

haha yer thats a fair point! was a gr8 film, also when padme turned around and said " so your love has blinded you?" with that seious face, hAHAHAHAHA euragh!!!

umm... yea.

Originally posted by orkaz
haha yer thats a fair point! was a gr8 film, also when padme turned around and said " so your love has blinded you?" with that seious face, hAHAHAHAHA euragh!!! Wow, this place really has gone down hill

Originally posted by cal31
Wow, this place really has gone down hill

whats wrong with that im just agreeing with the guy

It's just that I have yet to see you post something without every other word spelt wrong. I mean you even spelt Skywalker wrong in your sig.

i have parkinsons, and like to write in text

Originally posted by Morning_Glory
when one of the wookies did the Tarzan yell - when he swung across the crowd or whatever


That was sooo AWESOME... I didn't think anyone else realized it...

All of palpatine's lines were gold so you can hate on him..
but the love scenes GAGH!!!!!!!!!
"No it's because i'm so in love with YOU!"

i h8ed general grevious me... so pointless and his lines seemed to bug me, the "ive been trained in the light saber art from count dooku" was canny corny(not the exact quote but it was someting to that affect)

Originally posted by Jedi Styles
"I saw him on the security tapes.... Killing *hand over mouth and shiverous tone* Yooungliings"....

It sounded cheesy and he looked cheesy doing it.

Definatly cheesy and also

"I loved you Anakin, you were like my brother."-Obi Wan

Originally posted by darkperson
Definatly cheesy and also

"I loved you Anakin, you were like my brother."-Obi Wan


See and I loved that line. The drama around it and the emotion fit perfectly...

Any time the word "Youngling(s)" is mentioned, it's a terrible line. It would have much more of an effect had Obi said "children".

Originally posted by darkperson
Definatly cheesy and also

"I loved you Anakin, you were like my brother."-Obi Wan


Okay I officially hate you.

That monologue was the most emotional part of the movie. The way he said that immediatly following Anakin's "I hate you!"

Anyway on the subject of cheesy lines and Hayden...

Anyone see Leno when he was on?

Leno made him put some "emotion" into telling his mother happy mother's day...That was pathetic. I should have been cast for the flippin role of Anakin. I can definatly sound more human than a cardboard box AND I'm athletic!..What a mistake you made, Lucas. What a mistake you made...

"YOU WILL NOT TAKE HER FROM ME!"
"I HATE YOU!!" -- you cant realy understand what he says there...

Originally posted by lucasfilm
"YOU WILL NOT TAKE HER FROM ME!"
"I HATE YOU!!" -- you cant realy understand what he says there... You thought those were cheesy? Wow, if you think those are cheesy, then every single line in Star Wars is cheesy to you.

Originally posted by lucasfilm
"YOU WILL NOT TAKE HER FROM ME!"
"I HATE YOU!!" -- you cant realy understand what he says there...

What do you mean you cant understand?

another chessy Anikan:you don't know the power of the darkside
Obiwan: Ive heard the befor but never expected to hear it from you

kinda corny

I don't think that line made the film, did it?

No it didn't, was only in the screen play.

I'm sorry, But one quote I can never get over is in EP II
Anakin: "he never listens, he doesn't understand..... It's Not Fair!"

Man that will always bug me