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Today in class we had time at the end so people started saying michael Jackson Jokes and one that I thought was funny went like this


What did a mom on the beach say to Michael Jackson........



Get out of my son

What other jokes have you heard

^ I dont get it dontgetit

I don't get it.

son as in sun shine but Jacko likes little boys anal sex.

yeahno still dont get it

That one would be better if told verbally, kinda loses it's comedic merrit in text form.

Ohhh...

Originally posted by BackFire
That one would be better if told verbally, kinda loses it's comedic merrit in text form.
ohhhhh... now i got it...verbally!

I got one, What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?

What?

Well, Niel Armstrong WALKED on the MOON . . . .









. . . but Michael Jackson f**ks little kids.

Another one i heard was whats the same about Michael Jackson and Nordstrom...
They both have little boys pants half off

^ ha ha ha

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Well, Niel Armstrong WALKED on the MOON . . . .


...tsk!






. . . but Michael Jackson f**ks little kids.

Mine was the best because you think I was going to say 'moonwalk' , but then I threw ya little curve ball, didn't I, little Chachie!

What do michael jackson and Mcdonalds have in common...

They put the meat between 6 year old buns

Mine are better

Here's an old one. I only laughed the first time I heard it.

What do Michael Jackson and K-Mart have in common?

Boys Underwear half off.

^ ha ha ha

During Johnny Cochran funeral. Both O.J. Simpson and Michael Jackson attended to give their final respects to Johnny. Michael spotted O.J. decided to approach him and asked "How do you get stains off a glove? and btw where are your kids?"

Lol!

OMG this has reached page 2...

yea unfortantly

one time i was walking down a trail and fell into a brown hole it was pretty cappy

Whats the difference between MJ and ACNE ?


























ACNE comes on your face after you turn 13

Why was Michael Jackson Kicked out of Boy scouts?


















He was doing Two packs a day

Why does michael jackson suck at fishing???








He always tries to catch the bait .

Is that cause he masters the bait ?

EXACTLY

so u r philipino from the now exting sfogs.com forums right ANSWER ME MAN

ANSWER ME GCG!!!!!!!

Gee guys.. i dont know why people keep making jokes like that about MJ.. I reckon it's pretty slack.. and the main reason every likes to tease him is cos he molests kids.. but how do you know he does?

Originally posted by jnr hiphop
Gee guys.. i dont know why people keep making jokes like that about MJ.. I reckon it's pretty slack.. and the main reason every likes to tease him is cos he molests kids.. but how do you know he does?

Yeah, you are probably right. So, what should we do?

try and find out why youre making jokes about him?

I think it has to do with the shock humor element. The taboo of mocking him is too entertaining to ignore.

Q. what is brown and in a baby's diaper?

A. Michael's hand.

Originally posted by The Biker Scout
Q. what brown and in a baby's diaper?

A. Michael's hand.

...

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Little Boy Blue.
Little Boy Blue who?
Michael Jackson.

Q: What do Michael Jackson and an xbox have in common?
A: Both get turned on by kids!!!

Q: What do Michael Jackson and Walmart have in common?
A: They both have small boys pants at half off!

Q: What do Michael Jackson and Walmart have in common?
A: They both wait 3 months after the child is born to give piercings.

Q: When is bedtime at the Neverland Ranch?
A: When the big hand touches the little hand.

Q: What's the difference between a plastic grocery bag and Michael Jackson?
A: One is white and made of plastic, the other carries groceries.

Lmao