Chasing a Streaking Couple - WOW !

I was at work and someone complained that they could not sleep cause of a lot of noise in the Hotel. So off I went to investigate and quell the rowdy people. detective
As i patrolled, i heard voices in the elevators. So i had to stay following the lift to the floor, but when i got to the floor No Luck they vanished.
Then i heard the giggles in the fire escape, and i saw 2 silhoettes running up again. So there I was chasing the mystery inconsiderate figures, alone at night. The chase led me up to the pool deck and as soon as i opned the door.....

detective

sly.....

😐.....

shocking.....surprise

THERE WERE 2 NORWEGIAN GIRLS STREAKING OUT OF THEIR BATH ROBES wink1 winkiss drool

cry
I had to tell them off ; Do I go to hell for that ?

Yes, yes you do🙁 . That's like every straight guy's fantasy!droolio

drool 😱

Originally posted by Dr. Strangelove
Why did you ?. That's like every straight guy's fantasy!droolio

Firstly, I told them off in a nice way

Secondly i was up to my neck with ****ing complaints

Thirdly, I was on my own and cannot leave anywhere unattended

Fourthly, i was scared i would get stripped butt naked and had them running off with my clothes

or

Fifthly, I was scared they would have shoved me in the pool with my clothes

Sixthly, I dont know if they will be joined by their husbands/boyfriends and that would be rather out of order catching me in an act.

Sevently, I could get fired

ARE THOSE ENOUGH REASONS ?

Originally posted by GCG
Firstly, I told them off in a nice way

Secondly i was up to my neck with ****ing complaints

Thirdly, I was on my own and cannot leave anywhere unattended

Fourthly, i was scared i would get stripped butt naked and had them running off with my clothes

or

Fifthly, I was scared they would have shoved me in the pool with my clothes

Sixthly, I dont know if they will be joined by their husbands/boyfriends and that would be rather out of order catching me in an act.

Sevently, I could get fired

ARE THOSE ENOUGH REASONS ?

Oh yeah ;

Eightly, they could have had a hidden camera and post the vid on the internet or Real TV

Originally posted by GCG
Oh yeah ;

Eightly, they could have had a hidden camera and post the vid on the internet or Real TV

and you let all that stop you?

CHICKEN!!

Only joking hun 😛

Missed Opportunity or Wise Decision ; im undecided

Missed opportunity. you can always get another job but I know those norwegian lasses are like... droolio

I too know what scandanavians are like........but i also know what women are like

women have the power to take you up to the celestial heavens.....but at times they can make you a floor cloth

We're multitalented like that diva

this thread is dumb

That type of stuff happens to me all the time, only I get fired for banging the Norwegian girls. Okay, not.

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
That type of stuff happens to me all the time, only I get fired for banging the Norwegian girls. Okay, not.

Originally posted by eggmayo
You got fired for banging the Norwegian flag pole, didn't you?