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Ladies and gentlemen, WELCOME to the GRAND OPENING of the first GALACTIC SMUGGLER'S GRILL... a place designed by idiots, for idiots! The Galactic Smuggler's Grill was thought of and created by a select few with insomnia who no longer need to hijack useless threads for personal use. Those sleep deprived indivuals have come to be known as the Galactic Smugglers (we dont know why either).

The Grill has been designed not to compete with the Blue Milk Bar but to be a new friendly alternative. In the GSG there are a few rules:

1. Have fun!
2. No bashing, arguing, or generally rude/annoying behavior.
3. Go Crazy!!!
4. ???? Still in question.

Okay, so maybe rules arent that important. The Grill is just designed for fun. You want to talk Star Wars, go ahead. You want to talk sports, go ahead. You want to dream about Natlie Portman, go ahead. Ladies, if you want to oogle Hayden and Ewan, go ahead. You think it, you can talk about it.

Before I continue, let me introduce the Galactic Smugglers:

DarkYoda - (cofounder)
Ast Rofan - (cofounder)
LightSaber_Part - (cofounder)
Texansfan05 - (investor/consultant)
Lord Yoda - (investor/consultant)
Grand Moff Gav - (entertainment manager/senate representative)
Devil Dodo - (drunk at the bar)
Ken Kenobi - (bouncer)
Prod - (bartender)
Stunrun - (health inspector)
Lazerlike42 - (jedi ambassador)
mike_kenobi - (DJ)

The Galactic Smugglers are always scouting for new members. So come into the grill and state your case so you can make the grill your own.

The Galactic Smuggler's Grill is of course open to ALL ages, sexes, races, and species (no Gungans).

The 18th of every month will be game night... any Star Wars post-games are allowed. Also on the 18th of every month, half price on drinks and desserts.

Now that I have that stuff out of the way, in celebration of the Grand Opening, for the next week all drinks, meals and deserts are half off. Including the Grill speciality "Bottomless Bucket of Fried Gungan".

But enough rules and other boring stuff... Ladies and Gentlemen, let the Galactic Smugglers welcome you to the first GALACTIC SMUGGLER'S GRILL...

The grill is open!!!!

lets get this party started.

YeeHAW!! cheers

hey there

Hell Yeah Baby.

YIPEE-KI-YAY!!!

We are witnessing the dawning of a new era!

Cheers mates.

Id like a,hhhhhhhhmmmmmm lets see. A Nemodian Lite.

Wish LSP were Here

To the Galactic Smugglers.

Pictures of NAT!!

Drinks on me

I'd like to offer to purchase the first round, unless someone else would like to, seeing as you guys made this

bah I was late lol

*Is outside of the thread, bouncing, talking with other bouncers about how cool it is to bounce*

Originally posted by Lazerlike42
I'd like to offer to purchase the first round, unless someone else would like to, seeing as you guys made this

Sorry Ast called it

Originally posted by DarkYoda
Pictures of NAT!!

WOOO!

Lazer needs a job, he has been loyal tonight.

What would you like to do Lazer?

Time to decorate the place!!

http://www.houstontexans.com/wpimages/cheer/elizabeth_cowboys081404.jpghttp://www.houstontexans.com/wpimages/cheer/erika_chargers091204.jpg

I think Mike needs one too

Who is ordering the first Gungan bucket?

Originally posted by DarkYoda
Time to decorate the place!!

http://www.houstontexans.com/wpimages/cheer/elizabeth_cowboys081404.jpg

That's a nice Decoration!!!!!

Right my lord, Mike needs a job.

hmmmmmmm Idk that's a good question.... I actually do a lot of bartending myself but that's taken.... anything lol what you got?

We still need a DJ!

How do you get picks on a post?

http://www.houstontexans.com/wpimages/cheer/cheer_bucs_main090204.jpg

Get NAT on this thread... QUICK!!

ok here's my ideas, in order of preference:

1) Jedi Protector, or ambassador to the Jedi Council or something
2) Grand Magistrate of the Archives (whatever that is)
3) DJ

I could get Nat on here if yall would tell me how

I like this place I'm glad I invested!

Gentleman, I give you....



SLAVE LEIA



http://img217.echo.cx/img217/6206/010658vn.jpg

http://img217.echo.cx/img217/2166/010442gj.jpg

Cofounding rocks!!

Originally posted by Texansfan05
I like this place I'm glad I invested!

agreed

Originally posted by Lazerlike42
ok here's my ideas, in order of preference:

1) Jedi Protector, or ambassador to the Jedi Council or something
2) Grand Magistrate of the Archives (whatever that is)
3) DJ

As you wish. ^^^

Slave Leia is fine but no match for Nat

Woohoo I'm the ambassador!

ill be the DJ.

Originally posted by Lord Yoda
How do you get picks on a post?

is anyone going to tell me?

http://img143.echo.cx/img143/2306/natalie21bn.jpg

http://images.killermovies.com/forums/moresmilies/cheers.gif

In case you missed it...

Chappelle's Show - Jedi Scandal

http://s49.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=25T12NW6HBLOH3RBZZMLU1Z12Y

Originally posted by Lord Yoda
is anyone going to tell me?

how do you post pictures you mean? you clikc the IMG button on the top of the poster thingie and type in the web address of the image

is that cool? me as the DJ

Can Ken make it so that you can edit the first post indefinitely instead of 15 minutes? That would be awesome!!

Originally posted by DarkYoda
Can Ken make it so that you can edit the first post indefinitely instead of 15 minutes? That would be awesome!!

You have to ask him.

Originally posted by Lazerlike42
how do you post pictures you mean? you clikc the IMG button on the top of the poster thingie and type in the web address of the image

what poster thingy

Originally posted by mike_kenobi
is that cool? me as the DJ

no one has taken it, its fine

Ast Rofan posted these last night... I'm posting them again!!!

http://img25.echo.cx/img25/7394/nat19gd.jpg

http://img25.echo.cx/img25/4674/nat21yt.jpg


Let's make this the fastest growing thread ever!!!

AWESOME

http://img199.echo.cx/img199/5775/grill9ck.jpg

WOO! Go DY! Keep 'em comin'!

HEY AST. can u add me to the intro thing??

Nataliehttp://hollywood.weblog.com.pt/arquivo/natalieportman4.JPG

Originally posted by Lord Yoda
what poster thingy

when you click the add post button at the bottom of the page it gives you a window with different options for posting

Originally posted by mike_kenobi
HEY AST. can u add me to the intro thing??

You are on it.

AWESOME PIC!!!!!!

Queeq's has 344 pages as of right now. We have our work cut out for us!

k thanx

http://img100.echo.cx/img100/3449/haydenchristensennatalieportma.jpg

http://img100.echo.cx/img100/643/natalieportman9ax.jpg

http://img100.echo.cx/img100/3888/58257af.jpg

And I want to make sure these 2 threads are remembered as they went down in a blaze of Texas glory!!

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/f38/t341317.html

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/f38/t346241.html

Keep 'em coming Devil Dodo!!

damn hayden! i invy him sooo much he got to kiss that chick!!!!!

Well, dark yoda. Now that this is out of the way.

This place needs some music. Uploading now!!!

Originally posted by DarkYoda
Keep 'em coming Devil Dodo!!

http://img296.echo.cx/img296/1865/l030iv.jpg

http://img296.echo.cx/img296/1111/l082tm.jpg

http://img296.echo.cx/img296/6810/l051hs.jpg

http://img296.echo.cx/img296/3371/l048tp.jpg

http://s43.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=0L8E8CBDQYSDG3MOOQTB6IRXCI

http://img297.echo.cx/img297/2093/natalieportman034ye.jpg

http://img297.echo.cx/img297/3439/natalieportman052wd.jpg

http://img297.echo.cx/img297/4554/natalieportman084yh.jpg

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BEST THREAD EVER!!!

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how bout this

I agree DY!

I claim Natalie as my own!! in_love

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ahh... I think that's enough Natalie for one night...



Originally posted by DarkYoda
BEST THREAD EVER!!!

Originally posted by DarkYoda
http://s43.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=0L8E8CBDQYSDG3MOOQTB6IRXCI

WOO! This has to be our theme music!

Originally posted by DeVi| D0do


ahh... I think that's enough Natalie for one night...



NEVER!!! REV-O-LUSH-IONE!!!

How bout we do funny star wars pics now.

You can never have enough Natalie!

YOU CAN'T HAVE HER!!

Like my new sig?

My CPU froze >.<

Nice sig Ast. I'm really digging this pic...

http://img245.echo.cx/img245/8721/lukeskywalkernatalieportmannpr.jpg

There have been several good pic's of Natalie on this thread

Does anyone know how to preview a video file in a set of spanning rar files? If I could do that I could check out the quality of this "special" video I am downloading. We will have some really high quality sigs thanks to this.

this bar is alot like a portman fan club

More music
http://s50.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=3HVLHW67LVJBC3DIPRCDO05TA4

What does fried Gungan taste like... and would we ever want to know?

last lot:

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http://img299.echo.cx/img299/1356/natalie0037yr.jpg

http://img299.echo.cx/img299/3152/natalie0251pk.jpg

http://img299.echo.cx/img299/6291/natalie0664pp.jpg

http://img299.echo.cx/img299/6926/starwars260ip.jpg

Originally posted by DarkYoda
What does fried Gungan taste like... and would we ever want to know?

Oddly enouh, tastes like chicken.

What about Mon Calamari on a stick?

Originally posted by Ast Rofan
Like my new sig?

yes

New theme idea: hot chicks with lightsabers.

Originally posted by DarkYoda
What about Mon Calamari on a stick?
lol

where can I upload a pic to link to here?

http://imageshack.us/

So could you still not find that newsgroup in question Ast Rofan?

well here is a very, very rough copy of the Vader thing, it needs a lot of work (like legs lol) but I am too tired to keep working on it for now....

http://img293.echo.cx/img293/9472/vadergrill6ss.th.jpg

Originally posted by Lazerlike42
well here is a very, very rough copy of the Vader thing, it needs a lot of work (like legs lol) but I am too tired to keep working on it for now....

http://img293.echo.cx/img293/9472/vadergrill6ss.th.jpg
Haha! All that needs is Jar Jar's head on the grill.

Yeah that's pretty rough. Although accurate in an odd way. Just a floating torso!

Originally posted by DarkYoda
So could you still not find that newsgroup in question Ast Rofan?

I have the right group, but the program keeps saying it doesnt exist.

I think in honer of the 4th thread we should do something special(since it is the 4th).

It's the 5th now!

Damn 100 posts in less then a hour this thread is kicking Ass.

you might be a redneck jedi if....

The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.
Your favorite meals on Dagoba incorporate native snakes.
The moonshine still you built on Endor is hidden so well even the Ewoks can't find it.
Your moonshine is really made on the moon.
You built an outhouse over the Sarlaac.
Your favorite bar caters primarily to smugglers and bounty hunters.
You've moved from planet to planet to avoid Imperial storm troopers.
You moved to Tatooine or Hoth because "the cops won't find me here."
You've ever thought Mos Eisley was a quiet little town.
Weapons
You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Boone'sFarm Strawberry Hill.
You have ever used a light-sabre to clean fish or open a non-twist-off bottle of beer
You use your lightsaber to pick your teeth.
You lost a hand during a lightsaber fight because you had to spit.
You inherited a styrofoam cooler and a tackle box with your light saber.
You have ever wrecked a landspeeder while lighting a cigarette with your lightsaber.
The cake at your wedding was sliced with a light saber.
You consider your lightsaber the ultimate bug zapper.
You use the "O" on stop signs to sight in your new blaster.
You own a pink flamingo with blaser holes in it.
The number of blasters you own exceeds your I.Q.
Vehicles
There is a blaster rack in the back of your landspeeder.
You have bantha horns on the front of your landspeeder.
You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your landspeeder.
You have the words "Foxy Lady" or a playboy bunny painted on your landspeeder.
You have ever used baling wire and/or duct tape to make repairs on your landspeeder.
You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window.
You have ever had an X-wing is up on blocks in your front yard.
At least one wing of your X-Wing is primer colored.
You have fuzzy dice hanging in the cockpit of your X-Wing.
You bought hanging air fresheners for your friend's X-Wing at Christmas time.
You're flying a ship that has no original parts.
You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with red wood deck.
Your initiation into the Rebellion required parallel parking the Millenium Falcon.
You think an AT-AT looks like a giant cow.
Parts of a TIE fighter you blew up hang as a trophy in your living room.
You have more land speeders that don't work than do work.
You ever contemplated hiring the Millenium Falcon to run moonshine.
You think a Jawa Sandcrawler would make a good monster truck.
Your landspeeder is started with a spanner or a screwdriver.
You've ever listened to Waylon Jennings while flying an X-wing.
The Force
You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."
You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.
You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing or bowling.
You've ever used Jedi mind control to talk your way out of a speeding ticket or DUI.
You've ever strangled someone with the force because they laughed at your accent.
You've ever given someone a wedgie by using the force.
You feel that duct tape is like the force: it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together.
Clothes / Talk / Gas
You wore burlap even before you started your Jedi training.
Your Jedi robe is a camouflage color.
You don't like wearing a Jedi robe because it prevents access to the dip stored in your back pocket.
You call the Emporer "That old ugly dude in the house coat."
You have ever accidentally referred to Darth Vader's evil empire as "them damn Yankees."
In your opinion, that Darth Vader fellow "just ain't right."
You can find no grammatical errors or syntax challenges in the way Yoda talks.
A peaceful meditation is one without gas.
You can levitate yourself using a force from within, but not THE force.
Your master ever said "My finger you will pull..hmmm?"
Stromtroopers / Jabba / Others
You think that Stormtroopers are just KKK members with really good sheets.
You've used a storm trooper helmet as a spitoon.
You don't think Jabba's Gamorean guards have a hygiene problem.
Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women.
You think that Jabba the Hutt really knows how to pick up good looking chicks.
The smell of ham or bacon reminds you of Jabba's Gamorean guards.
Your beer belly puts Jabba the Hutt to shame.
You wished that Admiral Ackbar was swimming in the pond on your farm back home.
Your best practical joke was sticking a banana in Boba Fett's tail pipe.
You originally thought that Jabba the Hutt was a restaurant.
Main Characters
You think Han Solo would look better in a flannel cause he looks like a little sissy in that vest.
You wonder why Luke and Leia never got married.
You ever fantasized about Princess Leah wearing Daisy Duke shorts.
You think Chewbacca is a brand of dip.
You Chew Bacca.
Family
Sandpeople back down from your mama.
Your father said to you, "Shoot, son come on over t' the dark side... it'll be a hoot."
You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.
You've ever looked at your sister, thought she was one hot babe, and kissed her.
Your mother really WAS a sand person!
Critters
You don't think the Ewoks are primitive.
You've asked an Ewok to help you go coon hunting.
You can't describe the taste of an Ewok without using the word chicken --- or the alternate --- You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.
Wookies are offended by your B.O.
A Wookie has told you that you need to shave.
You've got a stuffed womp rat from Begger's Canyon on your mantle.
You used a carbon-freezing chamber to store the 78 Wampas you shot while on vacation on Hoth.
The Rancor monster refused to eat you.
You've ever tossed womp rats into the Pit of Karkoon just to hear the Sarlaac belch.
You have a bantha head mounted on any wall of your house.
Droids
You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light.
More than half the droids you own don't function.
You've ever argued with a Jawa over scavenging rights to a broken droid.
People mistake your house for a jawa used droids and speeder parts dealership.
Jawas come to your house looking for droid parts.
Favorite shows, misc.
Your blind date was arranged through an invitation written on a cantina napkin.
You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels on the rocks during the cantina scene.
You went to Jedi junior high school with a guy who looked like Yoda.
You didn't read the whole Jedi manual because there were no pictures.
Your favorite movie is "Stromtrooper and the Bandit"
Your favorite TV show is "Luke's of Hazard"
You've ever dug out your moisture farm after a dust storm and found a droid.
You ever took out a loan from a guy called Greedo.
You prefer living on a moisture farm because there is no lawn to mow.
Your home is a gutted Corellian transport on cinderblocks.
Your porch collapses and kills more than three womp rats

Originally posted by DarkYoda
It's the 5th now!

my bad, i forgot it past midnight

Let's do something special anyway. PARTY!!! I've got the booze!!

Originally posted by Lord Yoda
my bad, i forgot it past midnight

what is all the talk about 4th and 5th threads?

Okay being the opening day, I think we should do something special.

Originally posted by Texansfan05
Damn 100 posts in less then a hour this thread is kicking Ass.

Hell yeah!!!

Keep it going... make this thread legendary. 1000 posts in it's first 2 hours!!! We can do it!! AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!

This thread needs more lunacy. Where's the drunk in the corner?

New GSG Banner

http://img297.echo.cx/img297/8162/mopbanner1jw.jpg

I don't think Dodo is online anymore

I can go to the Council, enacting my role as Ambassador, maybe get some drunken Jedi over here.... maybe Mace, Shak Ti....

Who wants peanuts? We need a pic of DV sitting on a bar stool. How about a pic of Yoda (dark), Ast (the jedi), and a misc part to a lightsaber each sitting on 1 of 3 bar stools? In the background we could have another Yoda (lordyoda) and Obi-Wan with a Texans shirt on (TexansFan)! There could be a big dude in the corner standing by the door with a shirt that says Lance with a red ex over it.

I'm going to go for now but I will return later!

Originally posted by DarkYoda
Who wants peanuts? We need a pic of DV sitting on a bar stool. How about a pic of Yoda (dark), Ast (the jedi), and a misc part to a lightsaber each sitting on 1 of 3 bar stools? In the background we could have another Yoda (lordyoda) and Obi-Wan (with a Texans shirt on)!

That's a cool idea

Originally posted by DarkYoda
Who wants peanuts? We need a pic of DV sitting on a bar stool. How about a pic of Yoda (dark), Ast (the jedi), and a misc part to a lightsaber each sitting on 1 of 3 bar stools? In the background we could have another Yoda (lordyoda) and Obi-Wan (with a Texans shirt on)!

That would be freaken awesome and it could be our new GSG sig. But I don' have the materials do it. The only one here who could probably pull it off would be Ast.

Check my post again TexansFan ^ I edited it a bit more.

Originally posted by Lord Yoda
That would be freaken awesome and it could be our new GSG sig. But I don' have the materials do it. The only one here who could probably pull it off would be Ast.

Heh... Ast is the photoshop pro around these here parts! cowboy

Even better!

Originally posted by DarkYoda
Who wants peanuts? We need a pic of DV sitting on a bar stool. How about a pic of Yoda (dark), Ast (the jedi), and a misc part to a lightsaber each sitting on 1 of 3 bar stools? In the background we could have another Yoda (lordyoda) and Obi-Wan with a Texans shirt on (TexansFan)! There could be a big dude in the corner standing by the door with a shirt that says Lance with a red ex over it.

Who is Lance?

cough *Ken* cough

that would be interesting to see, I think.... lol I'm not quit esure what it would look like.... like, Ast Rofan sitting at the bar... what's he look like? And what's Lightsaber Part look like lol?

Originally posted by DarkYoda
cough *Ken* cough

Ahhhhhh. Ya that would be funny

LightSaber_Part would be half a lightsaber... easy. You'll have to ask Ast what he should look like.

Originally posted by Lazerlike42
that would be interesting to see, I think.... lol I'm not quit esure what it would look like.... like, Ast Rofan sitting at the bar... what's he look like? And what's Lightsaber Part look like lol?

If you would have seen one of Ast former sigs, you would know. And for lightsaber part we said just a lightsaber

Shall we play a game? I'm open to suggestions. We must make this night SPECIAL!!

Aint no way in hell I am going to be able to do any of this.

Okay my Texas brothers and fellow smuggler's I'll come back later in the afternoon.

CPU froze again

Originally posted by Ast Rofan
Aint no way in hell I am going to be able to do any of this.

That's cool. Not volunteering you for work. It's certainly a light year beyond my skills.

Originally posted by mike_kenobi
CPU froze again

Porn can screw up your computer.

naughty

Here is the game: Fill in the blanks Hint: ROTS Quote

"_ _ _ _ _ _ _/ _ _ _/ _ _ _ _, _ _/ _ _ _ _." Guess what it is and you can do the next one.

you were my brother, anakin?

Originally posted by DarkYoda
That's cool. Not volunteering you for work. It's certainly a light year beyond my skills.

We need to find someone who is good at drawing or animating and have them make something from scratch, maybe Clone Wars style.

oo nvm

Originally posted by mike_kenobi
you were my brother, anakin?

close but no sugar

idk the quote

Do you need another hint?

wut is it?

sure clue

Check out what is going on outside.


http://www.killermovies.com/forums/f38/t346497.html

Oh my god!!!

hhmm.......

clue us

Originally posted by mike_kenobi
sure clue

Okay the quote is by Yoda

All Hail the Galactic Smuggler's Grill!!! Sing it with me!! And yeah, I need a hint. That's too hard Lord Yoda.

lmao

destroy the sith, we must


his are hard since they are backwards

Originally posted by Ast Rofan
Check out what is going on outside.


http://www.killermovies.com/forums/f38/t346497.html

Oh my god!!!

Originally posted by Ast Rofan
Check out what is going on outside.


http://www.killermovies.com/forums/f38/t346497.html

Oh my god!!!

Almost makes you wanna die.