I Made Sexual Advances Towards A Ham Sandwich Today!
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Cinemaddiction
...and I LIKED IT!
Filth
Congratulations, one day you may move up to a human.
Jackie Malfoy
Uh ok I think you should get your head check Cin?jm
a1hsauce
disturbing
...yet I see how it can be satisfying
Whisper
Did the ham sandwich give you the cold shoulder?
Fellatio
Originally posted by Cinemaddiction
...and I LIKED IT!
Everyones got to start somewhere, and if being sandwiched between two pieces of ham does it for you then that's fine!
Big Evil
You ****ing whore. Does the turkey sandwhich know about this?!
Cinemaddiction
Originally posted by Whisper
Did the ham sandwich give you the cold shoulder?
Actually, it did, only because the salami was gossipping about the "neighborhood weirdo" that had a "meat fetish". But hey, I've got a deli's worth of sexual conquests.
Ham sandwich was a prude anyway..
Morbid4Daniel
Originally posted by Cinemaddiction
...and I LIKED IT!
droolio Next time...make it a PB n J sammich.
Cinemaddiction
That may get a little messy, Kel.
Morbid4Daniel
I sowwy
Yeah..it would, wouldnt it?
Stick with the ham sammich.
Killer_Dennis
Originally posted by Cinemaddiction
...and I LIKED IT!
bordom
O dear god what next
dark1365
Uh...congratulations, Cine? I tell you, your wife ain't going to like this.
Mist
you slap that meat Cine, you slap it good
Cinemaddiction
Originally posted by dark1365
Uh...congratulations, Cine? I tell you, your wife ain't going to like this.
She'll find a way to cope with my new found affections for meat and dairy, the likes of which I cannot deny myself.
xLiNdS x 622x
I wish you and the ham sandwich the best of luck starting your new lives together!
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