A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake

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Sun Ce
A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair...given that you are blind...that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 220 pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, mister. Do youstill wanna tell that joke?"

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares...

"Nah. Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

Mainstream
Originally posted by Sun Ce
A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair...given that you are blind...that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 220 pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, mister. Do youstill wanna tell that joke?"

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares...

"Nah. Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times." food-smiley-024

Morbid4Daniel
LOL

Neo_Version 7
not bad...

joeykangaroo
Originally posted by Sun Ce
A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair...given that you are blind...that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 220 pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, mister. Do youstill wanna tell that joke?"

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares...

"Nah. Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
lmaoooooooooooooo laughing out loud

ladygrim
Omg thats funny laughing out loud

Clovie
*chockes* laughinglol

AngelGirl
hey i've got enouther joke 4 u guys!!!
A man walks into a bar and says "oww"

AngelGirl
I think da joke is funny! but ur lucky i can't c u cuz i'm a blond!!!

Mainstream
Originally posted by AngelGirl
hey i've got enouther joke 4 u guys!!!
A man walks into a bar and says "oww"

I get it heh heh I heard that one on the Batman.


I got one a hamburger walks into a bar..he ask for some pie.. the guy at the bar says "sorry we don't serve food here".

Sun Ce
Originally posted by AngelGirl
I think da joke is funny! but ur lucky i can't c u cuz i'm a blond!!! i'm kinda blonde too smart ass wink well dark blonde....

a1hsauce
lol thats funny Sun

Mainstream
Originally posted by Sun Ce
i'm kinda blonde too smart ass wink well dark blonde....

dark blonde...you African American?

Sun Ce
Originally posted by Mainstream
dark blonde...you African American? DARK BLONDE HAIR, moron....why would i be african american because i got dark blonde hair? blink

Mainstream
Originally posted by Sun Ce
DARK BLONDE HAIR, moron....why would i be african american because i got dark blonde hair? blink

Relax young grasshopper character50

Sun Ce
Originally posted by Mainstream
Relax young grasshopper character50 my sense of humor takes some getting use to. and white girl were your African American spirit? ah okay........no expression

Mainstream
sorry about calling you a girl....don't know what I was thinking..you warrior character50

The Tired Hiker
I don't get it. blink

Mainstream
Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
I don't get it. blink

laughing

The Tired Hiker
No, but seriously, I just told the joke here at work and everyone loved it, especially the blondes! big grin

The Tired Hiker
Hey, check this one out!


A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!"

The grasshopper says, "you have a drink called Steve?"

Mainstream
Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
No, but seriously, I just told the joke here at work and everyone loved it, especially the blondes! big grin

revenge this is funny too.

The Tired Hiker
Originally posted by Mainstream
revenge this is funny too.

Nice! eek!

Blue Dragon
The joke's funny man! laughing But confused about the bit when he says "Not if I gonna have to explain five times."

Bun Bun
clapping Nice one!!!!! hysterical

a1hsauce
bunny

Morbid4Daniel
Cute smilie.

Bun Bun
i feel bad for my mom a1 lol

dave123
Hehe... very good

a1hsauce
Originally posted by Bun Bun
i feel bad for my mom a1 lol
why...lol ohhh hahahah heyyyyyyyy mad

Mr Parker
I just wish it had been a true story. sad

shellie
Originally posted by Sun Ce
A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair...given that you are blind...that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 220 pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, mister. Do youstill wanna tell that joke?"

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares...

"Nah. Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times." laughing out loud thats great Nick

edida
great joke! now tell the one about the blind man getting his ass beat in a ladies bar.

xLiNdS x 622x
Originally posted by Blue Dragon
The joke's funny man! laughing But confused about the bit when he says "Not if I gonna have to explain five times."
How can you think it's funny if you didn't understand the punchline?

Blue Dragon
Originally posted by xLiNdS x 622x
How can you think it's funny if you didn't understand the punchline?
Still funny, about the blonde being a black belt...

Ahh dunno...hammer

eggmayo
The five times bit was because they were all blonde.

Blue Dragon
I understand it now!

eggmayo
smile

Blue Dragon
Originally posted by eggmayo
The five times bit was because they were all blonde.
I know, I know, it's just the five bit was twice in the joke, it's a coincidence, 5 things you should know, explaining it 5 times...

Blue Dragon
Originally posted by eggmayo
smile
Been round Leicester shopping precent today? Maybe you saw me, I was there! eek!

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